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Old 07-06-2012, 10:36 AM
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Red face a layer of skin on the head of my dick just peeled off

i shoulda worn a rubber
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Old 07-06-2012, 10:40 AM
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Stop jacking off without lubrication. Most boys figure this out by age 12. What's your excuse.
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Old 07-06-2012, 10:01 PM
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Stop jacking off without lubrication.
spoken like a true sexually repressed amateur
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Old 07-06-2012, 10:48 PM
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spoken like a true sexually repressed amateur
Derp.
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Old 07-06-2012, 11:14 AM
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bodeanicus again engaging in his favourite topic of discussion, the masturbatory habits of young boys
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Old 07-06-2012, 11:54 AM
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Its the summer and you had a yeast infection aka crotch rot. Put some Tinactin or other Athelete's food medicine on it. You're fine.
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Old 07-06-2012, 06:12 PM
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bodeanicus again engaging in his favourite topic of discussion, the masturbatory habits of young boys
Implication humor fail. Try again.
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Old 07-06-2012, 01:54 PM
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one time I jerked off with shampoo and got a chemical burn and peeled off like 5 layers of skin (head of my dick included)

was a shitty week cuz couldn't feel anything when I touched myself I was so scared of my little guy (under 4 inches fully erect)
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To be fair he is making $$, which I can't fault him for. If cheating gets you real money, go for it. Real money > pixels.
[10:53] <@Amelinda> he grabbed my ass and then i broke his nose.
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Old 07-06-2012, 04:09 PM
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Lucky, maybe that's a blessing in disguise so u can stop coming so early.
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Old 07-06-2012, 06:39 PM
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My best friend got circumcised when he was 30 due to a forskin tearing incident. Funniest and most horrible event i have ever heard of. When you get cut in your 30s every boner for 6 months is pain.
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