a layer of skin on the head of my dick just peeled off
 

i shoulda worn a rubber

Stop jacking off without lubrication. Most boys figure this out by age 12. What's your excuse.

bodeanicus again engaging in his favourite topic of discussion, the masturbatory habits of young boys

Its the summer and you had a yeast infection aka crotch rot. Put some Tinactin or other Athelete's food medicine on it. You're fine.

one time I jerked off with shampoo and got a chemical burn and peeled off like 5 layers of skin (head of my dick included)

was a shitty week cuz couldn't feel anything when I touched myself I was so scared of my little guy (under 4 inches fully erect)

Lucky, maybe that's a blessing in disguise so u can stop coming so early.

Implication humor fail. Try again.

My best friend got circumcised when he was 30 due to a forskin tearing incident. Funniest and most horrible event i have ever heard of. When you get cut in your 30s every boner for 6 months is pain.

spoken like a true sexually repressed amateur

Derp.