T'was the night before red - box

[valithteezee]

T'was the night before red - box and all through the house
nothing was sturring, not even a blouse
No woman in sight, none to be had
Just living in the basement, with my great grand dad

My body's ready, bout to take a shower
But wait, red opens in under an hour
I better hold on, there will be pixels soon
And I'll grind all night, and wake up at noon

The server's here! Oh joy!
I feel like a kid who got his first toy
twelve hours pass and I'm still level 3
Oh god, please put a bullet in me

Count Chocula for breakfast, man that shit's great
But I gotta level my SHaman, gotta hit level 8
So I run upstairs and boot up EQ
Now I'm stuck to the chair like gorilla glue.

It's been six days now and I haven't showered
Lean cuisines every 6 hours
My job's been calling, but I don't care
I rather play EQ in my underwear.