T'was the night before red - box
 

T'was the night before red - box and all through the house
nothing was sturring, not even a blouse
No woman in sight, none to be had
Just living in the basement, with my great grand dad

My body's ready, bout to take a shower
But wait, red opens in under an hour
I better hold on, there will be pixels soon
And I'll grind all night, and wake up at noon

The server's here! Oh joy!
I feel like a kid who got his first toy
twelve hours pass and I'm still level 3
Oh god, please put a bullet in me

Count Chocula for breakfast, man that shit's great
But I gotta level my SHaman, gotta hit level 8
So I run upstairs and boot up EQ
Now I'm stuck to the chair like gorilla glue.

It's been six days now and I haven't showered
Lean cuisines every 6 hours
My job's been calling, but I don't care
I rather play EQ in my underwear.

omg 1 day odghnkfsdjkajkldhnklhmljkfbmnsajhwdyurtgolkjykl

-VA Disability check spent on meth and rebulls. CHECK
-Completely neglecting research paper due monday. CHECK
-Gf under the impression I'm visiting family out of town. CHECK
-Total expectation I'm gunna get fisted by every other class in game as a rogue and die so much I might as well have a hybrid exp penelty? CHECK

im sticking with the herbals and soda and pizza :D

this could pre much be like, published, printed, laminated, and framed for inspiration. :p

I'm making a vegetable/beef soup that'll feed an army and I'll freeze most of it to provide nourishment over the next week.

Also doing pushups with little claps in the middle. rdy

a man of a similar mind.

I have made a massive pot of food for reheating..

and i will be doing exercises during med breaks like a hampster in a cage.

I will play eq without a chair, in horse stance..

As much as I admired the motivation of busting out sets of knucklers while medding, I think the one thing I won't compromise will be a 2 hour gym session daily, least bedsores plunder my ass cheeks. sleep, however, is for the weak.

wise man..

gotta get that fap in

fap is crucial.