I'm Gary Chambers and I'm running for the US Senate.

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Some of you might know me as an occasional poster on a forum associated with an old video game, but now that I have higher ambitions I wanted to introduce myself.

I'm Gary Chambers and I'm running for the US Senate.

Let me be blunt. You don't need to know anything about me except what you see up there. I'm a handsome well-dressed man enjoying the finer things in life, like sitting on an expensive leather chair in the middle of an empty field as I exhale sweet smoke through the droplets of fine Louisiana rain. It's a sophisticated outing for a cultured gentleman.

I'm Gary Chambers.

I want to be a US Senator and I know you want me to be one too! If you're here it's no problem! If you're not I am asking each and everyone of you to move to Louisiana and vote for me! It doesn't matter if you're a resident or whatever, it's Louisiana for heaven's sake, it's corrupt turtles all the way down. It's so corrupt that I can boldly advertise right here for some helpful voter fraud and no one will do a thing. C'mon hook a brother up!

I'm Gary Chambers and I'm running for the US Senate every thirty seven seconds.