I'm Gary Chambers and I'm running for the US Senate.
 

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Some of you might know me as an occasional poster on a forum associated with an old video game, but now that I have higher ambitions I wanted to introduce myself.

I'm Gary Chambers and I'm running for the US Senate.

Let me be blunt. You don't need to know anything about me except what you see up there. I'm a handsome well-dressed man enjoying the finer things in life, like sitting on an expensive leather chair in the middle of an empty field as I exhale sweet smoke through the droplets of fine Louisiana rain. It's a sophisticated outing for a cultured gentleman.

I'm Gary Chambers.

I want to be a US Senator and I know you want me to be one too! If you're here it's no problem! If you're not I am asking each and everyone of you to move to Louisiana and vote for me! It doesn't matter if you're a resident or whatever, it's Louisiana for heaven's sake, it's corrupt turtles all the way down. It's so corrupt that I can boldly advertise right here for some helpful voter fraud and no one will do a thing. C'mon hook a brother up!

I'm Gary Chambers and I'm running for the US Senate every thirty seven seconds.

Since that guy looks like he's going as kingpin, and we had the penguin with Roger Stone... How long until someone who dresses as the joker wins a seat in the senate?

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More like let me smoke this blunt

Marijuana is dangerous and that’s why we need to arrest blacks

Speaking of lines in the sand JP declaring war on the virus.

JP wants to kill grandma

“Black people are 4 times more likely to be arrested for marijuana”

I’m sure it has nothing to do with the frequency with which I’ve seen black people smoking in traffic/walking down the street, where as the white smokers are sitting in a basement somewhere listening to phish where no one can see them

People say that bongs, blunts, and edibles all hit differently but I never noticed. Then again it’s been so long since I hit a bong or blunt that I barely remember

I also never really noticed a difference between sativa or indiga. It’s all just weed to me. I buy sativa because I generally only do them before being active, but I bet they could give me indigas and I wouldn’t notice. Personally I think the two categories are hokum

90% of prison inmates are MALE

This naturally leads me to believe that the prison system is SEXIST against MEN

There's a very slight difference between indica and sativa strains. And the vast, vast majority of modern weed is some combination of both anyway, so it's just silly to try to isolate certain effects from one or the other.

If strain X is 20% thc or whatever, but then you're just buying concentrates of it anyway, who gives a shit about the percentage of thc in the base flower? The legal marijuana industry has taken on the character of used car salesmen reassuring you that you're getting the BEST deal in town!