can i please have a definition of "epic trolling"??

[Glugg]

i have heard this ominous and awe inspiring phrase around here not once but several times, and i still don't understand it

use of the most well worn and least cogitated "satires," forming a thin film of tepid ironical gruel on the bottom of my otherwise empty bowl, is this so-called EPIC trolling?

have i already been EPIC trolled by this definition itself??

i am utterly at a loss, and most desirous of theseus' thread to succor me from this labyrinth of interlocking realities

where does one joke begin and the next end? and more importantly, what minotaur of sincerity stalks this nefarious place, preparing when i least expect it to devour me hand and foot???