can i please have a definition of "epic trolling"??
 

i have heard this ominous and awe inspiring phrase around here not once but several times, and i still don't understand it

use of the most well worn and least cogitated "satires," forming a thin film of tepid ironical gruel on the bottom of my otherwise empty bowl, is this so-called EPIC trolling?

have i already been EPIC trolled by this definition itself??

i am utterly at a loss, and most desirous of theseus' thread to succor me from this labyrinth of interlocking realities

where does one joke begin and the next end? and more importantly, what minotaur of sincerity stalks this nefarious place, preparing when i least expect it to devour me hand and foot???

tl dr, is this an epic troll?

looks like some cuckold beta fire giant erudite dipshit found a thesaurus.

what you call a troll that's trying, REALLY hard.

pretty sure Dacbane invented it for Colgate.

what hercules of the humorous morass will rescue me from the many headed hydra of tedious subterfuge?? how many of these insipid masks must be pulled back before the leprous face, leering, is at last revealed? which of you, if any, is the real slim shady, and does he still have the power in his legs to stand up? what have we become, dear boys? what worthless specters and devalued ghosts, that we cannot once utter a word worth the king's gold? is there a hyperinflation in our economy of critique? which window should i choose for my defenestration, to escape in mortal fashion from this uncoiling coil, this slacked and unsprung spring?? black tuesday has elapsed, and i await not the tolling of friday's bell; the ground will know my agony, the sidewalk my defeat; and if you want to see what withered thing i have become, examine only the tin and aluminum of my "gold" fillings, squashed unceremoniously on the pavement...

That's a lot of words to make zero points. Yikes.

LOL

oh man

that's really good, when you regurgitate that epic meme

i can see perhaps a glimmering of light

this is the long tunnel of the sun, on the other side of which lays the land of epic trolling??

YIKES

damn bro, i like that

can i use that??

yikes who let the beta cuckold out of his closet?

damn brooooooooo

you gotta wait for round 3 to ready your nukes

don't fire all guns at first warning shot

Just here to let ya know i only got about half a sentence into reading your post