Pixel Man

[IronLionn]

Sung to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel

its 6 am on a tuesday, regular guildies logging in/
were sitting outside of VP, waiting to slay dragon kin/
Nizzar says son can you get buffed for pvp,
but no longer does anything go.
this play nice policy is killing me.
i just want sirken to know....

slay us a dragon, your the pixel man.
slay us a dragon tonight.
were all in the mood for some pve.
and there isnt any pvp in sight.

Now nizzar on the server is a guildie of mine/
he gets me my pixels for free/
hes quick with a joke, ones about jews/
and his best buddy tune kills lvl 52's/
but there is some place that he'd rather be/
nizzar says rogean i believe this is boring/
we've been in kunark for over a year/
if we dont get some content soon/
i might have to shave off my neckbeard.

velious, velious, velious,
velious , velious, velious

slay us a dragon, your the pixel man.
slay us a dragon tonight.
were all in the mood for some pve.
and there isnt any pvp in sight.

Now checkraise is a member of the resistance/
who never had time for his wife/
and hes talking with chewie, whos still stuck in guk/
and probably will be for life./

now the newbies are handing in cb belts/
as an iksar monk leaves the field of bone/
there playing a game full of nerdiness/
but its better then playing alone/

slay us a dragon, your the pixel man.
slay us a dragon tonight.
were all in the mood for some pve.
and there isnt any pvp in sight.