Pixel Man
 

Sung to the tune of Piano Man by Billy Joel

its 6 am on a tuesday, regular guildies logging in/
were sitting outside of VP, waiting to slay dragon kin/
Nizzar says son can you get buffed for pvp,
but no longer does anything go.
this play nice policy is killing me.
i just want sirken to know....

slay us a dragon, your the pixel man.
slay us a dragon tonight.
were all in the mood for some pve.
and there isnt any pvp in sight.

Now nizzar on the server is a guildie of mine/
he gets me my pixels for free/
hes quick with a joke, ones about jews/
and his best buddy tune kills lvl 52's/
but there is some place that he'd rather be/
nizzar says rogean i believe this is boring/
we've been in kunark for over a year/
if we dont get some content soon/
i might have to shave off my neckbeard.

velious, velious, velious,
velious , velious, velious

slay us a dragon, your the pixel man.
slay us a dragon tonight.
were all in the mood for some pve.
and there isnt any pvp in sight.

Now checkraise is a member of the resistance/
who never had time for his wife/
and hes talking with chewie, whos still stuck in guk/
and probably will be for life./

now the newbies are handing in cb belts/
as an iksar monk leaves the field of bone/
there playing a game full of nerdiness/
but its better then playing alone/

slay us a dragon, your the pixel man.
slay us a dragon tonight.
were all in the mood for some pve.
and there isnt any pvp in sight.

Good parody but I really doubt anyone in these forums knows Billy Joel.

yeah nobody's ever heard of the piano man ya moran

good troll bud

lol'd

timing is off on second verse but it's ok, nice job

How isnt this post getting more attention.