Programming/Technology Jokes

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So as this thread (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=85776&page=29) derailed, a lot of humorous coding/tech jokes started appearing and I got a good laugh out of a lot of them. So let's see what else you guys got. :D I will start with some of my favorites.

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.

So you have a problem and you use regexs to fix it. Now you have two problems.

The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea.

And here is one for all the EQ fans: How do programmers create shaman spells? By using a hex editor. nyuk nyuk nyuk.

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oh and I forgot the classic linux sex

look; gawk; find; sed; talk; grep; touch; finger; find; flex; unzip; head; tail; mount; workbone; fsck; yes; gasp; fsck; more; yes; yes; eject; umount; makeclean; zip; split; done; exit:xargs!!;

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Why don't jokes work in octal?

Because 7 10 11

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I don't see women as objects. I consider each to be in a class of her own

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My favorite joke about recursion (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=86293).


This 1 is good too https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&noj=1&site=webhp&source=hp&q=recursion

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The word "algorithm" was coined to recognise Al Gore's contribution to computer science

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.NET is called .NET so that it wouldn't show up in a Unix directory listing.

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It's been said that if you play a windows CD backwards, you'll hear satanic chanting...worse still if you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Windows is... a 64 bit rewrite of a 32 bit extension to a 16 bit api to an 8 bit kernel for a 4 bit microprocessor by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.

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Q: Why did the concurrent chicken cross the road?

A: the side other To to get

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Three programmers go into a bar and sit down at a table. The first programmer holds up two fingers and says "Three beers".

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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that know ternary, those that don't and those that think it's binary.

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Give a hoot. Stop the stupid jokes.

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I love em :D

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