paid cash money at chipotle for lunch

[purest]

as i worked my change bills back into my wallet i accidentally dropped a 5 spot in the tip jar. :confused: had to leave it there for fear of reaching in and looking like a douche.

use this thread to post about your chipotle experiences

[Paul McCartney]

i ate there once there was too much sour cream and i thought i was gonna puke, packed my own lunch after that

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[Truth]

I always put 1 dollar bill and whatever coin change in tip jar when I get subway

[Truth]

when I worked del taco drive thru with my high school asswhole buddies (while the illegals folded the burritos), we would get a water cup and tape sign saying tip jar to it.

one guy was like "why the fuck would i tip you? all you do is take my order"

[purest]

went to my local taco bell like a month ago and the cashier at the drive thru who always sounds super hyped up (i think its cause he is on meth) told me "Your total will be 5 million dollars and your order will be ready in 6 to 8 weeks." i was laughing so hard that i tipped him a 5 spot on purpose

[Quizy]

went to my local taco bell like a month ago and the cashier at the drive thru who always sounds super hyped up (i think its cause he is on meth) told me "Your total will be 5 million dollars and your order will be ready in 6 to 8 weeks." i was laughing so hard that i tipped him a 5 spot on purpose

Yeah tweakers are good for laughs(usually at their own expense)

[Pico]

last time i went to kentucky fried chicken a rapey lookin fat guy (looked kinda like harrison) was going to a table with no joke 3 buckets of the good stuff. i guess the floor was slippery or somethin because 2 steps before his table he biffed it hard, sending his poultry in the air... original recipe everywhere

[Humerox]

i dropped a fiver in the tip jar while concentrating on the barmaid's hot ass...and couldn't get it back when she turned around and showed me her face...

fixt

[Hailto]

last time i went to kentucky fried chicken a rapey lookin fat guy (looked kinda like harrison) was going to a table with no joke 3 buckets of the good stuff. i guess the floor was slippery or somethin because 2 steps before his table he biffed it hard, sending his poultry in the air... original recipe everywhere

Did you offer him a hand? Common decency pico.

[Popt]

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[purist__]

last time i went to kentucky fried chicken a rapey lookin fat guy (looked kinda like harrison) was going to a table with no joke 3 buckets of the good stuff. i guess the floor was slippery or somethin because 2 steps before his table he biffed it hard, sending his poultry in the air... original recipe everywhere

went to kfc the other day and thought of my dogg pico and this a+ post

[GODPARTICLE]

I remember that being an A+ post

[quido]

sour cream just sucks

[reddi lol]

I gotta admit that comment about a fat rapey lookin guy was funny

[quido]

I'm rapier

[Bazia]

sour cream just sucks

[GODPARTICLE]

posting in a 5 star thread

[joppykid]

Good ol Costanza Moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svWjtDhGQFg

[Funkutron5000]

I'm rapier

As long as you're not the rapiest ape.

[Funkutron5000]

http://video.adultswim.com/the-xtacles/rapier-ape.html

[Stinkum]

proof of OP being a fat slob terrified to post picture

Has it occurred to you that your entire life revolves around stalking your Everquest forum enemies and being mad 24/7?

Just look at your username. Jesus christ, get a life kid.

[Bazia]

they always give me someone elses burrito on accident

[purist__]

Good ol Costanza Moment

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svWjtDhGQFg

classic costanza

[quido]

Harrison is all that is good and pure in this world. Think we gotta call him Janitor now though.

[Stinkum]

You have it backwards anon nobody.

They stalk me, actively, IRL.

I just make fun of them, and you, on the forums.

Jesus Christ, get a life, kid.

http://fimgs.net/images/perfume/nd.249.jpg

[Stinkum]

Lol @ double rage post

Obsession confirmed

[Daldolma]

can no longer be bothered to differentiate between harrison and dredges many forum accounts

either way, fat and poor

[Pico]

good bump, reminded me of simpler happier times on these forum

[GODPARTICLE]

:o

[Alawen]

I bet Dredge can eat 2-3 Chipotle burritos.