Who Am I? Riddle time!

[returnofahipster]

Riddle 1-

I validate my existence through acquisition of material objects. I proclaim to have such an active and productive life yet I play ever quest. I lift my voice like a trumpet and show everyone my triumphs in life while belittling others achievements. I may or may not be an extension of another delusional forums posters bizarre and twisted persona. I am acknowledged generally as a woman yet I don't have the grace or charm to be classified as anything other then a female. I propagate the illusion that I am above simplicity and shenanigans but am a ring leader of much of it on these forums.

Answer - ???

Riddle 2 -

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. .."
I am the bizarre and twisted persona spoken of in riddle one.

Answer - ???

[Doors]

A hipster fuck.

[Harrison]

Too easy.

Feachie ragebitch...

[SyanideGas]

Ohohohoh i know! Your 12!!

[Daldaen]

Ohohohoh i know! Your 12!!

You're bad at typing correctly.

[JenJen]

feachie

too easy

[Tommy_Wiseau]

whoever is posting as feachie and dg

[naez]

hoot hoot {o,o}

[SyanideGas]

You're bad at typing correctly.

You're* You happy?

[SyanideGas]

You're bad at typing correctly.

Oh and... I*... If it makes you feel any better.

[Tommy_Wiseau]

really worth 2 posts bro? you prolly shouldnt have bothered with one

[SyanideGas]

Probably not. But idc

[Drogula]

That Tommy Wiseau guy tries way too hard. Dig a hole, lie in it, and die.

[Autotune]

Riddle 1-

I validate my existence through acquisition of material objects. I proclaim to have such an active and productive life yet I play ever quest. I lift my voice like a trumpet and show everyone my triumphs in life while belittling others achievements. I may or may not be an extension of another delusional forums posters bizarre and twisted persona. I am acknowledged generally as a woman yet I don't have the grace or charm to be classified as anything other then a female. I propagate the illusion that I am above simplicity and shenanigans but am a ring leader of much of it on these forums.

Answer - ???

Riddle 2 -

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. .."
I am the bizarre and twisted persona spoken of in riddle one.

Answer - ???

those aren't riddles.

[jilena]

hoot hoot {o,o}

No Woodsy don't touch my peepee mmmmkay! No Woodsy! I'll give a hoot mmmkay?!

[Glitch]

http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/c/c8/Whos_That_Pokemon_Unrevealed.png/200px-Whos_That_Pokemon_Unrevealed.png

[Autotune]

http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/c/c8/Whos_That_Pokemon_Unrevealed.png/200px-Whos_That_Pokemon_Unrevealed.png

chariszardy?

[deathgirl]

Riddle 1-

I validate my existence through acquisition of material objects. I proclaim to have such an active and productive life yet I play ever quest. I lift my voice like a trumpet and show everyone my triumphs in life while belittling others achievements. I may or may not be an extension of another delusional forums posters bizarre and twisted persona. I am acknowledged generally as a woman yet I don't have the grace or charm to be classified as anything other then a female. I propagate the illusion that I am above simplicity and shenanigans but am a ring leader of much of it on these forums.

Answer - ???

Riddle 2 -

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again. .."
I am the bizarre and twisted persona spoken of in riddle one.

Answer - ???

riddle 1=visage
riddle 2=feach

[visage]

riddle 1=visage
riddle 2=feach

Wtf deathgirl Your better than to answer some shit head trying to get some attention. I am dissapointed in you and your overly large breast. Stop it

[returnofahipster]

death girl had them right just wrong riddles feachie was riddle 1, and vidage was riddle 2.
i now see harrison was also right :)

[visage]

death girl had them right just wrong riddles feachie was riddle 1, and vidage was riddle 2.
i now see harrison was also right :)

you try to hard.

[visage]

death girl had them right just wrong riddles feachie was riddle 1, and vidage was riddle 2.
i now see harrison was also right :)

I don't care bro. Deathgirls my secondary offhand weapon of a bitch. I babysit her while Susugum fucks pizza's and spreads topping on feachie..

[returnofahipster]

visage* and im not trying. I just think your bizarre and sick. I feel bad for you and not in a condescending oh I'm better then you looking down on you. I just feel like you have some for real issues. You might be an ok human being, but from the stuff you've posted it would be very hard to gather that.

[visage]

visage* and im not trying. I just think your bizarre and sick. I feel bad for you and not in a condescending oh I'm better then you looking down on you. I just feel like you have some for real issues. You might be an ok human being, but from the stuff you've posted it would be very hard to gather that.

I just want to be accepted. Will you help me and be my friend?

[returnofahipster]

jen jen also got it right :)

[Autotune]

visage* and im not trying. I just think your bizarre and sick. I feel bad for you and not in a condescending oh I'm better then you looking down on you. I just feel like you have some for real issues. You might be an ok human being, but from the stuff you've posted it would be very hard to gather that.

Hint: Visage uses these forums for his own personal amusement, without regards to others. He hopes to gain recognition and often he is rewarded with quotes and responses.

Sometimes he tries hard, sometimes too hard, but every now and then he hits the spot (much like a sawed-off shotgun with bird-shot). Still, you can't hate on the guy, he's just being himself+.

[returnofahipster]

i try so hard to keep my mouth shut autotune, i really really do. :(

[Autotune]

i try so hard to keep my mouth shut autotune, i really really do. :(

Luckily 99% of the people that type on the internet do not require the use of their mouths.


so please, do "tell".

[returnofahipster]

i've been burned....

[Autotune]

i've been burned....

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