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Glitch
09-16-2011, 12:21 PM
I had a crazy dream about Pokémon last night.

I was browsing through my Pokédex and everything seemed normal. Of course since I'm a Pokémon master, I've completed my national dex and I would have no reason to expect anything usual. However, while scrolling through, I noticed an entry without a Pokéball next to it (indicating that I've seen it, but have yet to catch it)

Its name was "The Virgin Mother" and took the form of an ant demon with a human face, and had giant arteries protruding from its thorax. I believe that the arteries would give it access to beam-type attacks and it might make a good be a good mixed sweeper.

The Virgin Mother
Bug/Dark
Speed Boost
HP/ATK/DEF/SpA/SpD/Spe
90/135/95/100/100/80

I think it could work with something like

Mixed Sweeper
THE VIRGIN MOTHER @ Life Orb
Speed Boost
252HP/44ATK/212Sp.A
Quiet

-Thunderbolt
-Ice Beam
-X-Scissor/Night Slash
-Growth

With lots of EVs in HP for additional bulk, The Virgin Mother can set up growth on turn 1 while gaining a speed boost at the end of the turn. Boltbeam for coverage, X-scissor for STAB Physical to break special walls like Blissey.

pickled_heretic
09-16-2011, 12:24 PM
tell me how this dream makes you feel

Tommy_Wiseau
09-16-2011, 12:24 PM
i love glitch

Diggles
09-16-2011, 12:26 PM
Get out that master ball

Glitch
09-16-2011, 12:26 PM
I think I might make a good be a good mixed typer!

This dream makes me feel scared and confused and slightly turned on.

Aadill
09-16-2011, 12:33 PM
Less Pokémon more My Little Ponies.


My Little Ponymon?

Glitch
09-16-2011, 12:40 PM
one of the new legendaries is clearly a My Little Pony.
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/352/7/0/keldeo_bw__ae_by_magikarpbeast-d353w91.png


and yes, somebody did make the joke!

http://flankbook.amscpu.com/gallery3/var/albums/Pony-Crossovers/keldeo__mlp_style____colored___by_vicarious_oblivi on-d3ahjp7.png?m=1305285258

Knuckle
09-16-2011, 12:41 PM
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Aadill
09-16-2011, 12:43 PM
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I copied/pasted Glitch because I, too, felt this was important.

Also, Glitch: ILU.

Glitch
09-16-2011, 12:44 PM
:D

Barkingturtle
09-16-2011, 12:47 PM
Thread made me squirtle.

Tommy_Wiseau
09-16-2011, 12:50 PM
ぽけもん

pickled_heretic
09-16-2011, 01:06 PM
ぽけもん

あなたは馬鹿です。

それは”ぽけもん”じゃありません。 ポケモンデス。

fucking retard

pickled_heretic
09-16-2011, 01:08 PM
sorry I meant to say 馬鹿外人。

Tommy_Wiseau
09-16-2011, 01:10 PM
ぽけもん

pickled_heretic
09-16-2011, 01:12 PM
ぽけもん

once more in english:

you write Pokemon in katakana you gaijin, not hiragana. like this:

ポケモン

Tommy_Wiseau
09-16-2011, 01:20 PM
ぽけもん

Tommy_Wiseau
09-16-2011, 01:20 PM
did i do right???

pickled_heretic
09-16-2011, 01:22 PM
did i do right???

hai, domo arigatou, sushi tanaka honda mitsubishi tokyo

pickled_heretic
09-16-2011, 01:30 PM
since we're talking about weeabotry and dreams, has anyone here played ゆめにっき yume nikki a.k.a. dream diary?

Tommy_Wiseau
09-16-2011, 01:47 PM
i have, was scary

pickled_heretic
09-16-2011, 01:56 PM
i have, was scary

that was the kind of game that wasn't really scary as i was playing it, but i would sit up in bed all night thinking about it.

http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp359/RobotTacoOfNewgrounds/MadotsukiVomit.jpg