I'm sure of it. I know my Driveway is magical.

[Fatslug]

For the past month I've noticed a remarkable re-occurrence. Every night that i go outside there's been a rather hooge butt nugget leaning to the side at the end of my driveway, like Burt Reynolds playing coy. After dragging the hose out to send it packing down the gutter, i always think " there's no way ill ever get to do that again". Guess what i JUST hosed down my driveway? A Turd. Didn't even send it all the way home in case pics are requested. Before i started hosing down these chocolate burrito's, i had to play midnight minesweeper, But the lazy man works the hardest as i eventually hit jackpot and slipped on one. Ive been changing my daily routine to try and catch my secret Santa in the act. No dice. I've considered many solutions such as pooping on all my neighbors driveways as a kinda spread fire effect, and with my forces spread thin as such... I'm afraid it wouldn't have the fecal impact that I'm looking for. In any case I just can't keep up that pace so I'm forced to reformulate my plan. :confused:

-Will update my hunt to find the magical driveway gnome as it unfolds.

[Friday]

Wait

So someones dog is pooping in your yard?

[Bardalicious]

Hahaha. Winning!

[Hasbinbad]

motion detector flood light

[Bardalicious]

motion detector flood light

Enhanced edition:

Take motion detector and rig it to an audio deive that says "GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN YOU NINJA PEWPER" when it's triggered.

Or set up a trail cam - they are relatively inexpensive and will capture pics of anyone/anything coming through. Then take vengeance on whichever neighbor you end up catching with it.

Or perhaps a combination of the two to catch the funniez reaction when they get scared shitless (lol).

[Dirt McGirt]

tldr

[YendorLootmonkey]

Guess what i JUST hosed down my driveway? A Turd. Didn't even send it all the way home in case pics are requested.

Pics or it didn't happen. Close-ups preferred. Please PM via the following link:

http://www.project1999.org/forums/private.php?do=newpm&u=5824

[Diggles]

Sorry, thought Tamiah lived there. I'll stop

[Hoggen]

One ounce of baker's chocolate per 10 pounds of dog.

[Hasbinbad]

One ounce of baker's chocolate per 10 pounds of dog.
Fuck you dude. Right in your eyeball.

[Hoggen]

Fuck you dude. Right in your eyeball.

Go tell some vets how you feel about them Hasbeen. Maybe they'll care.

[Barkingturtle]

Every night that i go outside there's been a rather hooge butt nugget leaning to the side at the end of my driveway, like Burt Reynolds playing coy.

Easily the funniest thing I've ever read here. But just this sentence. The rest was shit.