Kingdom are you alright? [Archive]

Wayward

06-05-2026, 01:40 PM

OP, great video. Shit this was entertaining.

I remember Plastered having a fit in comms once because they closed a bid on an item he wanted to bid on but was swapping to run the toon over to come bid. He wouldnt STFU about it

BradZax

06-05-2026, 02:55 PM

I love watching the person recording the crashout just playing EQ in these crashout videos.

It's always such an awesome juxtaposition.

https://i.imgur.com/stbm6Sa.png

BradZax

06-05-2026, 03:03 PM

lol at the turn on your camera part!!! 😂

"turn on your dishwashing tesla-bot's global control you little bitch! Lets fight pussy!"

Cecily

06-05-2026, 03:54 PM

Lazy fucking enchanters don't even know how to play in HS. How hard is it to cast VoG?

DeathsSilkyMist

06-05-2026, 04:04 PM

I've never seen anyone get angry over a buff request, and I've raid buffed for years. What is this lol?

Cecily

06-05-2026, 04:11 PM

I've never seen anyone get angry over a buff request, and I've raid buffed for years. What is this lol?
Oh I've instigated like 3 different melt downs over buffs actually haha. Kagok on Blue got super heated when I chewed him out for using Kunark shaman clicky buffs on me one raid. Sashagrey? I don't remember that loser's name, but he literally quit the game because I gave him shit for refusing to cast Aego. And some enchanter retard with a 1000 yard IRL stare in his profile pic got me loot me suspended for a week for "bullying" him after I was passive aggressive about giving him ranger buffs I think.

Wayward

06-05-2026, 04:19 PM

I've never seen anyone get angry over a buff request, and I've raid buffed for years. What is this lol?

That's exactly why I dislike Plastered (from the vid) and Blaiink, the other douchebag Kingdom member.

Blaiink played enchanter on raids and would constantly moan and winge about people asking him for buffs.

DeathsSilkyMist

06-05-2026, 04:25 PM

That's exactly why I dislike Plastered (from the vid) and Blaiink, the other douchebag Kingdom member.

Blaiink played enchanter on raids and would constantly moan and winge about people asking him for buffs.

Oh I've instigated like 3 different melt downs over buffs actually haha. Kagok on Blue got super heated when I chewed him out for using Kunark shaman clicky buffs on me one raid. Sashagrey? I don't remember that loser's name, but he literally quit the game because I gave him shit for refusing to cast Aego. And some enchanter retard with a 1000 yard IRL stare in his profile pic got me loot me suspended for a week for "bullying" him after I was passive aggressive about giving him ranger buffs I think.

Lol intetesting. Never saw anything like this in Aftermath when I was raiding a lot. Raid comms were usually pretty tame. I got chewed out in /tell by Detoxx once when I messed up an AoW CH chain, but that was about it, and he apologized shortly after.

Cecily

06-05-2026, 04:29 PM

DeathsSilkyMist

06-05-2026, 04:33 PM

It doesn't come up often. Most of the support mains I've... worked with have been excellent over the years. Some of them just fucking suck and you learn to avoid them. Some of the time they're you're only option and every once in awhile the devils on my shoulders both say "Fuck that asshole. Tell him how to do his job."

Yeah avoiding them sounds like the best option lol. I wouldn't ask for any Ench buffs from the guy in the vid. He can spam Mana Sieve in the corner somewhere like he wants to.

Kithani

06-05-2026, 04:46 PM

Penish

06-05-2026, 05:04 PM

Gold, pure gold.

lol :D

Motsu

06-05-2026, 05:24 PM

Isn't Blaiink the guy who boxes puppets for 18 hours a day on his Monk and Shaman?

chillybob

06-05-2026, 05:30 PM

Isn't Blaiink the guy who boxes puppets for 18 hours a day on his Monk and Shaman?

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMXJjZnk3dzh5cGpmcGxvaW1lMzBhbTd kN3ZzNW8weDdxejdleGNncSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfY nlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/7YItDIys6EN7CnnVqD/giphy.gif

Reiwa

06-05-2026, 05:32 PM

Lazy fucking enchanters don't even know how to play in HS. How hard is it to cast VoG?

I think the yelling people are in ToV fighting blue drakes.

seconds

06-05-2026, 05:35 PM

From the first time he was banned - I guess GM's don't want to deal with him again.

CrazyPro

06-05-2026, 07:59 PM

Isn't Blaiink the guy who boxes puppets for 18 hours a day on his Monk and Shaman?

Dude repeatedly aggroed the chest while I was in a full group farming blam sticks once and spawned like 20 halflings on top of us, completely wiping us out while the room was clearly being camped.

Once he tried to argue that you could only claim one single spawn point at WL geos since it was an outdoor zone, using that as an excuse to steal mobs from people grouping there. GMs did not side with him lol.

Foxplay

06-05-2026, 08:22 PM

To nobodies surprise...

wuanahto

06-06-2026, 09:10 PM

Ever gotten so mad you lost your lisp?

wuanahto

06-06-2026, 09:11 PM

omg around 4:45 the panic and post-adrenaline high and I hear the lisp again
my sides
need a cleric for my sides

wuanahto

06-06-2026, 09:15 PM

HIS LISP IS GOING IN AND OUT LIKE A RADIO STATION ON A ROAD TRIP
I CANT

wuanahto

06-06-2026, 09:33 PM

im ganna walk away from these forums for awhile
i lost it when the 50 year old drug burnout started kissing the camera in attempts to establish dominance
i had to wiki it, 66% haste from sos, 58% from vog
the dude blew off like 5 or so years worth of speech therapy over 8% haste and 20atk

BradZax

06-06-2026, 11:49 PM

This is really a top shelf crashout video OP

Viscere

06-07-2026, 03:22 AM

There is so much to unpack here...

Go touch some grass kingdom lmao

Sonolin

06-07-2026, 04:36 AM

So this is what it looks like to participate in a top raiding guild on this server... Fun...

Domni

06-07-2026, 02:05 PM

Just two homos having a bit of foreplay. I suspect the guy with the lisp is a top and the other is a willing bottom.

Duik

06-07-2026, 08:21 PM

So this is what it looks like to participate in a top raiding guild on this server... Fun...

Exactly.

Relying on balanced humans to complete raids is one thing.
This is the other.
The planes were beaten with (largely) crafted clad warriors.
Cobalt warriors killed Velious bosses.
Out of interest (and the fact this thread is about shitty people doing shitty things and is therefore boring) what mobs were targetted first up to equip for the top Velious mobs? Dorfs?

Send tells.

CrazyPro

06-08-2026, 03:48 AM

The planes were beaten with (largely) crafted clad warriors.
Cobalt warriors killed Velious bosses.

Man I wish content was "attempted" if you get what I mean. Remember when the outcome of every fight with a big scary dragon was uncertain before you even laid a finger on them? I miss that feeling. People only ever wipe now due to simple mistakes because everyone's so fat and happy someone is bound to fatfinger the wrong button when it's their turn in the CH chain and not realize because they're too busy watching netflix on their main monitor.

Nothing is hard anymore, you essentially just meet the requirements and then boom, you win, unless some goober messes up bad. There used to be a time where you didn't meet these requirements and still tried over and over again until you eventually have one guy left with a sliver of health finish the mob off and then die to a DoT tick and then everyone gets hit with a gargantuan dopamine nuke and everyone audibly cheers.

Every kill should be a sketchy kill.

Sonolin

06-08-2026, 05:03 AM

Wayward

06-08-2026, 08:58 AM

Isn't Blaiink the guy who boxes puppets for 18 hours a day on his Monk and Shaman?

Yep lol.

WarpathEQ

06-09-2026, 01:14 PM

If you've never had the pleasure of being in Kingdom comms for the first 20 minutes of a ring war while they shit all over themselves its peak p99 entertainment.

WarpathEQ

06-09-2026, 01:16 PM

We need a new game like eq but with the original intention. Everybody nowadays is so content doing their 15th alt gear up vulak kill.

Monsters and memories isn't gonna be it but we can hope.

Wouldn't it be awesome to have that same sense of "oh crap this matters" instead of "come on bro look me in the face in our darkened cam shows"

We'll call it EQ Forgotten, it will be the opposite of EQ Legends. Instead of a multi-class system it will be a partial class system. You have to choose which 1/3rd of which class you want to be. We'll revert all quality of life back to basic out of the box 99 release (no velious UI, staring at the spellbook full screen, ect.)

Kithani

06-09-2026, 04:17 PM

If you've never had the pleasure of being in Kingdom comms for the first 20 minutes of a ring war while they shit all over themselves its peak p99 entertainment.

Post the recording or GTFO

onmove_broke

06-10-2026, 04:07 PM

So this is what it looks like to participate in a top raiding guild on this server... Fun...

I think it goes for a lot of raiding guilds. This is why I hate raiding. Too much fucking drama

BradZax

06-10-2026, 04:36 PM

Raiding on live is fun because it's just a DPS race and you just CHAAAARGE and attack and clench your butt and everyone kills the dragon and its like a real dragon fight I imagine.

If you're in the top guild that is, if you're not its like WAAA WAAA BOO WAAAA

cd288

06-10-2026, 05:37 PM

Oh I've instigated like 3 different melt downs over buffs actually haha. Kagok on Blue got super heated when I chewed him out for using Kunark shaman clicky buffs on me one raid. Sashagrey? I don't remember that loser's name, but he literally quit the game because I gave him shit for refusing to cast Aego. And some enchanter retard with a 1000 yard IRL stare in his profile pic got me loot me suspended for a week for "bullying" him after I was passive aggressive about giving him ranger buffs I think.

Why would you want to admit this?

cd288

06-10-2026, 05:40 PM

Once he tried to argue that you could only claim one single spawn point at WL geos since it was an outdoor zone, using that as an excuse to steal mobs from people grouping there. GMs did not side with him lol.

Isn't that technically correct per the PNP as long as you're not literally stealing a mob the group has already engaged (or otherwise like swarming every single geo or something like that (i.e., zone disruption)?

spoil

06-10-2026, 08:31 PM

Lots of guards are killed in outdoor zones, but in my experience people respect the old camps regardless. But I don't even like to impose on someone to share the zone, if someone is there before me I'll just log off.

Wayward

06-11-2026, 09:20 AM

Once he tried to argue that you could only claim one single spawn point at WL geos since it was an outdoor zone, using that as an excuse to steal mobs from people grouping there. GMs did not side with him lol.

I've seen that type of bullshit from many veteran players. Including Vasanle / Pigy the guy who created PigParse.

Douchebag was saying that CoM is outdoor zone so you could only claim one spawn, which is why he was able to use his BiS 60 monk to steal mobs from a group of low level 50s in store-bought gear camping the ramparts.

Also - these assholes like Blaiink, Plastered, Pigy, etc.. of course all get mad when you are swarming on a bard in the same area as them.

Blaiink trained his own guildie with a swarm in FV because he was mad that someone else was swarming in FV near him.

Guys a piece of trash, has been suspended multiple times for shit like that, but Kingdom keeps him around because.... he levels bots?

Grow some fucking balls, Kingdom. Kick that piece of shit to the curb.

But then again Kingdom welcomed Furoar in with open arms just months after he repeatedly traiend them at Eashen in ToV.

Pixel sickness.

cd288

06-11-2026, 09:37 AM

COM is specifically listed as a dungeon zone though. WL is not.

WarpathEQ

06-11-2026, 09:41 AM

But then again Kingdom welcomed Furoar in with open arms just months after he repeatedly traiend them at Eashen in ToV.

Best part was it didn't take 24 hours for him to commit a raid infraction against his former guild and cost them vulaks

Swish

06-12-2026, 12:12 AM

There's not enough VOG in this thread. What are these enchanters even doing just standing there? lmao

Dirkdaring

06-12-2026, 09:46 AM

I think it goes for a lot of raiding guilds. This is why I hate raiding. Too much fucking drama

Not every guild, there is nothing on this server I didn`t farm over 20 years ago, aside from fighting Kerafyrm , everything else I killed. Warders, everything in velious, everything in Luclin, everything in POP, Gates of Discord, all way through the Serpent spine expansion.

While some of us in Legacy of Fires are actually new to raiding most of us are the same, already farmed everything on live, and are happy just having fun casually raiding these days. I don`t think I`ve ever seen anything like that in our guild chat, or in coms.

Brucleeroy, Amazn, Mojoman.

Rumham

06-12-2026, 10:54 AM

Sounds like the type of enchanter that uses an animation instead of charming…

Cecily

06-18-2026, 07:45 AM

Why would you want to admit this?
I just wanted to tell that enchanter he looked retarded IRL tbh.

smasherprog

06-21-2026, 12:38 AM

I hate that Vasanle / Pigy guy. Hes the worst.

Goregasmic

06-25-2026, 07:03 AM

Man I wish content was "attempted" if you get what I mean. Remember when the outcome of every fight with a big scary dragon was uncertain before you even laid a finger on them? I miss that feeling. People only ever wipe now due to simple mistakes because everyone's so fat and happy someone is bound to fatfinger the wrong button when it's their turn in the CH chain and not realize because they're too busy watching netflix on their main monitor.

Nothing is hard anymore, you essentially just meet the requirements and then boom, you win, unless some goober messes up bad. There used to be a time where you didn't meet these requirements and still tried over and over again until you eventually have one guy left with a sliver of health finish the mob off and then die to a DoT tick and then everyone gets hit with a gargantuan dopamine nuke and everyone audibly cheers.

Every kill should be a sketchy kill.

You could always low man encounters instead of zerging them. Figuring out how to kill shit with not enough people and/or a weird class makeup is what keeps this interesting as far as I am concerned.

bbsmitz

06-26-2026, 07:32 PM

I hate that Vasanle / Pigy guy. Hes the worst.

JUST AWFUL.

Twochain

06-29-2026, 07:48 PM

It would be interesting to watch a Netflix documentary about how these people came to be, was it a failure of parenting? The US school system? Society in general?

I was sent to private school and these are the types of humans I was not exposed to in my sheltered upbringing.

It's the result of living your life with undiagnosed autism. Crazy part is? Plastered is among the competent ones of his breed. He's actually a pretty funny dude, and at one point even had a girlfriend. You cannot fathom the amount of booger eating, hoarding, roach brother and sisters there are in America let alone the world. Plastered lives in a regular house in California, not even a trailer.

Really makes you think