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Itemhawk
06-05-2026, 11:00 AM
Seems like there's trouble on p99 green! :D

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Is the guild bank safe?

Wayward
06-05-2026, 11:02 AM
Plastered is fucking insufferable.

Him and Blaiink are the reasons i quit Kingdom. They are both selfish pricks, annoying as shit.

kjs86z2
06-05-2026, 01:25 PM
p99 is serious

Wayward
06-05-2026, 01:40 PM
OP, great video. Shit this was entertaining.

I remember Plastered having a fit in comms once because they closed a bid on an item he wanted to bid on but was swapping to run the toon over to come bid. He wouldnt STFU about it

BradZax
06-05-2026, 02:55 PM
I love watching the person recording the crashout just playing EQ in these crashout videos.

It's always such an awesome juxtaposition.

https://i.imgur.com/stbm6Sa.png

BradZax
06-05-2026, 03:03 PM
lol at the turn on your camera part!!! 😂

"turn on your dishwashing tesla-bot's global control you little bitch! Lets fight pussy!"

Cecily
06-05-2026, 03:54 PM
Lazy fucking enchanters don't even know how to play in HS. How hard is it to cast VoG?

DeathsSilkyMist
06-05-2026, 04:04 PM
I've never seen anyone get angry over a buff request, and I've raid buffed for years. What is this lol?

Cecily
06-05-2026, 04:11 PM
I've never seen anyone get angry over a buff request, and I've raid buffed for years. What is this lol?
Oh I've instigated like 3 different melt downs over buffs actually haha. Kagok on Blue got super heated when I chewed him out for using Kunark shaman clicky buffs on me one raid. Sashagrey? I don't remember that loser's name, but he literally quit the game because I gave him shit for refusing to cast Aego. And some enchanter retard with a 1000 yard IRL stare in his profile pic got me loot me suspended for a week for "bullying" him after I was passive aggressive about giving him ranger buffs I think.

Wayward
06-05-2026, 04:19 PM
I've never seen anyone get angry over a buff request, and I've raid buffed for years. What is this lol?

That's exactly why I dislike Plastered (from the vid) and Blaiink, the other douchebag Kingdom member.

Blaiink played enchanter on raids and would constantly moan and winge about people asking him for buffs.

DeathsSilkyMist
06-05-2026, 04:25 PM
That's exactly why I dislike Plastered (from the vid) and Blaiink, the other douchebag Kingdom member.

Blaiink played enchanter on raids and would constantly moan and winge about people asking him for buffs.

Oh I've instigated like 3 different melt downs over buffs actually haha. Kagok on Blue got super heated when I chewed him out for using Kunark shaman clicky buffs on me one raid. Sashagrey? I don't remember that loser's name, but he literally quit the game because I gave him shit for refusing to cast Aego. And some enchanter retard with a 1000 yard IRL stare in his profile pic got me loot me suspended for a week for "bullying" him after I was passive aggressive about giving him ranger buffs I think.

Lol intetesting. Never saw anything like this in Aftermath when I was raiding a lot. Raid comms were usually pretty tame. I got chewed out in /tell by Detoxx once when I messed up an AoW CH chain, but that was about it, and he apologized shortly after.

Cecily
06-05-2026, 04:29 PM
It doesn't come up often. Most of the support mains I've... worked with have been excellent over the years. Some of them just fucking suck and you learn to avoid them. Some of the time they're you're only option and every once in awhile the devils on my shoulders both say "Fuck that asshole. Tell him how to do his job."

DeathsSilkyMist
06-05-2026, 04:33 PM
It doesn't come up often. Most of the support mains I've... worked with have been excellent over the years. Some of them just fucking suck and you learn to avoid them. Some of the time they're you're only option and every once in awhile the devils on my shoulders both say "Fuck that asshole. Tell him how to do his job."

Yeah avoiding them sounds like the best option lol. I wouldn't ask for any Ench buffs from the guy in the vid. He can spam Mana Sieve in the corner somewhere like he wants to.

Kithani
06-05-2026, 04:46 PM
It would be interesting to watch a Netflix documentary about how these people came to be, was it a failure of parenting? The US school system? Society in general?

I was sent to private school and these are the types of humans I was not exposed to in my sheltered upbringing.

Penish
06-05-2026, 05:04 PM
Gold, pure gold.

lol :D

Motsu
06-05-2026, 05:24 PM
Isn't Blaiink the guy who boxes puppets for 18 hours a day on his Monk and Shaman?

chillybob
06-05-2026, 05:30 PM
Isn't Blaiink the guy who boxes puppets for 18 hours a day on his Monk and Shaman?

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMXJjZnk3dzh5cGpmcGxvaW1lMzBhbTd kN3ZzNW8weDdxejdleGNncSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfY nlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/7YItDIys6EN7CnnVqD/giphy.gif

Reiwa
06-05-2026, 05:32 PM
Lazy fucking enchanters don't even know how to play in HS. How hard is it to cast VoG?

I think the yelling people are in ToV fighting blue drakes.

seconds
06-05-2026, 05:35 PM
From the first time he was banned - I guess GM's don't want to deal with him again.

CrazyPro
06-05-2026, 07:59 PM
Isn't Blaiink the guy who boxes puppets for 18 hours a day on his Monk and Shaman?

Dude repeatedly aggroed the chest while I was in a full group farming blam sticks once and spawned like 20 halflings on top of us, completely wiping us out while the room was clearly being camped.

Once he tried to argue that you could only claim one single spawn point at WL geos since it was an outdoor zone, using that as an excuse to steal mobs from people grouping there. GMs did not side with him lol.

Foxplay
06-05-2026, 08:22 PM
To nobodies surprise...

wuanahto
06-06-2026, 09:10 PM
Ever gotten so mad you lost your lisp?

wuanahto
06-06-2026, 09:11 PM
omg around 4:45 the panic and post-adrenaline high and I hear the lisp again
my sides
need a cleric for my sides

wuanahto
06-06-2026, 09:15 PM
HIS LISP IS GOING IN AND OUT LIKE A RADIO STATION ON A ROAD TRIP
I CANT

wuanahto
06-06-2026, 09:33 PM
im ganna walk away from these forums for awhile
i lost it when the 50 year old drug burnout started kissing the camera in attempts to establish dominance
i had to wiki it, 66% haste from sos, 58% from vog
the dude blew off like 5 or so years worth of speech therapy over 8% haste and 20atk

BradZax
06-06-2026, 11:49 PM
This is really a top shelf crashout video OP

Viscere
06-07-2026, 03:22 AM
There is so much to unpack here...

Go touch some grass kingdom lmao

Sonolin
06-07-2026, 04:36 AM
So this is what it looks like to participate in a top raiding guild on this server... Fun...

Domni
06-07-2026, 02:05 PM
Just two homos having a bit of foreplay. I suspect the guy with the lisp is a top and the other is a willing bottom.

Duik
06-07-2026, 08:21 PM
So this is what it looks like to participate in a top raiding guild on this server... Fun...

Exactly.

Relying on balanced humans to complete raids is one thing.
This is the other.
The planes were beaten with (largely) crafted clad warriors.
Cobalt warriors killed Velious bosses.
Out of interest (and the fact this thread is about shitty people doing shitty things and is therefore boring) what mobs were targetted first up to equip for the top Velious mobs? Dorfs?

Send tells.

CrazyPro
06-08-2026, 03:48 AM
The planes were beaten with (largely) crafted clad warriors.
Cobalt warriors killed Velious bosses.

Man I wish content was "attempted" if you get what I mean. Remember when the outcome of every fight with a big scary dragon was uncertain before you even laid a finger on them? I miss that feeling. People only ever wipe now due to simple mistakes because everyone's so fat and happy someone is bound to fatfinger the wrong button when it's their turn in the CH chain and not realize because they're too busy watching netflix on their main monitor.

Nothing is hard anymore, you essentially just meet the requirements and then boom, you win, unless some goober messes up bad. There used to be a time where you didn't meet these requirements and still tried over and over again until you eventually have one guy left with a sliver of health finish the mob off and then die to a DoT tick and then everyone gets hit with a gargantuan dopamine nuke and everyone audibly cheers.

Every kill should be a sketchy kill.

Sonolin
06-08-2026, 05:03 AM
We need a new game like eq but with the original intention. Everybody nowadays is so content doing their 15th alt gear up vulak kill.

Monsters and memories isn't gonna be it but we can hope.

Wouldn't it be awesome to have that same sense of "oh crap this matters" instead of "come on bro look me in the face in our darkened cam shows"

Wayward
06-08-2026, 08:58 AM
Isn't Blaiink the guy who boxes puppets for 18 hours a day on his Monk and Shaman?

Yep lol.