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Guide Introduction
It seems some of you are very much into nerfs and that's why you're always demanding nerfs from the developers. To sensible people, nerfs are the equivalent of marching in the streets demanding the government nerf freedom and choice.
So, child of mortality. today is your lucky day, the wait is over, your someday has finally arrived. Now, using my nifty little self-nerf help guide, you can please yourself without harming others.
The Self-Nerf Help Guide Guide
- Do put all your starter points into AGI
- Do wear gear which has negative stats and resists (no Fungi though)
- Don't run, always walk
- Do Encumber yourself
- Don't wear Jboots
- Don't wear haste
- Don't consume food or drink
- Don't group or join a guild
- Don't use bandages
- Don't use ranged items like arrow or shurikans
- Do hand in the Tome of Order and Discord to the Priest of Discord
- Don't ask for a rez, don't rez yourself
- Do get a Necro to sacrifice you for free on a regular basis
- Do create Human Ranger
- Don't create an evil race or class as they are more powerful than the good ones
- When you die delete your character and start again from scratch
Conclusion
The tips and hints I've provided will put you where you want to be, in the slow lane, without being a pest to others which is a win win situation for all concerned..
Self-nerf Pro-tip:
It goes without saying that any buffs you are gifted you should unclick and then make it clear to the person who buffed you that you don't want anymore buffs from them...training or killstealing them will do the job. You might get a time out for violating server rules but it's all part of the self-nerf process.
Sadre Spinegnawer
08-31-2023, 03:32 PM
- Don't run, always walk
Guild Rule <The Pool Guys>
Smoofers
08-31-2023, 03:33 PM
Sorry, I don't read anything that's not in meme form.
unsunghero
08-31-2023, 03:34 PM
Or play a SSF rogue?
Sorry, I don't read anything that's not in meme form.
https://i.ibb.co/w43dSmr/selfnerf.jpg
Arvan
08-31-2023, 04:05 PM
Guide Introduction
It seems some of you are very much into nerfs and that's why you're always demanding nerfs from the developers. To sensible people, nerfs are the equivalent of marching in the streets demanding the government nerf freedom and choice.
So, child of mortality. today is your lucky day, the wait is over, your someday has finally arrived. Now, using my nifty little self-nerf help guide, you can please yourself without harming others.
The Self-Nerf Help Guide Guide
- Do put all your starter points into AGI
- Do wear gear which has negative stats and resists (no Fungi though)
- Don't run, always walk
- Do Encumber yourself
- Don't wear Jboots
- Don't wear haste
- Don't consume food or drink
- Don't group or join a guild
- Don't use bandages
- Don't use ranged items like arrow or shurikans
- Do hand in the Tome of Order and Discord to the Priest of Discord
- Don't ask for a rez, don't rez yourself
- Do get a Necro to sacrifice you for free on a regular basis
- Do create Human Ranger
- Don't create an evil race or class as they are more powerful than the good ones
- When you die delete your character and start again from scratch
Conclusion
The tips and hints I've provided will put you where you want to be, in the slow lane, without being a pest to others which is a win win situation for all concerned..
nice big mad post. What was the nerf that enraged you the most?
magnetaress
08-31-2023, 04:11 PM
I'm a big fan of wearing cloth armor at least in arms/chest/legs
What was the nerf that enraged you the most?
There's been so many over the years but a Mage having to share XP with his pet is pretty dumb stuff. Players being allowed to openly beg for nerfs with impunity is another nerf I loath.
I'm here to set you Oliver Twist's free ("Please sir, can I have some more nerfs?") with my self-nerf guide so you don't need to be pests to others. Now you don't need to beg and request harm to others. Whether the devs actually listened to your constant cries for Nerfdom in the first place is unknown to me atm but with my guide you don't need to beg and whine for nerfs anymore because you can nerf yourself.
I was reading a post the other day on P9i9 in which a nerf enthusiast is asking for a mage summoned weapon be nerfed because otherwise it's like NTOV weapon (lol). This is because nerf-a-holics have a tendency to make mountains out of molehills and make stuff up...they are also only thinking of themselves not the server as a whole which is dumb.
Or play a SSF rogue?
SSF?
unsunghero
08-31-2023, 08:29 PM
SSF?
Solo, self-found
Meaning no grouping, no trading, only gear you can get on that rogue yourself with no assistance
Solo, self-found
Meaning no grouping, no trading, only gear you can get on that rogue yourself with no assistance
I'm solo self found L10 monk with fungi.
magnetaress
09-01-2023, 02:50 AM
There needs to be secretly cursed items that show what looks like normal stats and buffs and everything looks completely normal (your ac goes up like normal on your stat sheet).
Except secretly it's like -15 agi
There needs to be secretly cursed items that show what looks like normal stats and buffs and everything looks completely normal (your ac goes up like normal on your stat sheet).
Except secretly it's like -15 agi
Would give Identify a real purpose
wuanahto
09-01-2023, 06:51 AM
wouldnt wearing jboots also be a selfnerf?
There needs to be secretly cursed items that show what looks like normal stats and buffs and everything looks completely normal (your ac goes up like normal on your stat sheet).
Except secretly it's like -15 agi
That's another request from magnetaress for a universal nerf which affects everybody and it's like a shadowban type of nerf too. But you don't need to use forced control or mean mind games against other people with my self-nerf guide.
"Nerf yourself, not others" is the self-nerf motto.
wouldnt wearing jboots also be a selfnerf?
Wear them, don't wear them, just don't click them.
It shouldn't be called a NERF that makes it sound okay but it's far from okay.
Every time the devs nerf you, they are the police and you are Rodney King on the floor getting the shit kick out of you.
The "nerf" is just a poor excuse for a bully to hurt somebody and get away with it.
That, or just an ignorant fool who doesn't have a clue how to treat people well.
Nerfs also mean you screwed up by putting something in that shouldn't have been there.
22 years later and there's still nerfing going on?
Come on.
https://i.ibb.co/cYgcxGJ/shill.jpg
There needs to be secretly cursed items that show what looks like normal stats and buffs and everything looks completely normal (your ac goes up like normal on your stat sheet).
Except secretly it's like -15 agi
https://i.ibb.co/GFc0138/nerf-a-holics.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/Mn3CfwS/nerf-shill.jpg
https://i.ibb.co/x1Sg0Bv/nerfdom.jpg
hey whats wrong with Human Rangers?
imho, thats the best race for them
hey whats wrong with Human Rangers?
imho, thats the best race for them
Crap race crap class.
It's not rocket science.
magnetaress
09-01-2023, 05:53 PM
best way to nerf urself too is pick a race with low starting stats in your bonus's and then point points in charisma
DE rogue, put puts in charisma and INT gg
Sadre Spinegnawer
09-01-2023, 06:50 PM
Some nerfs are a matter of taste
https://i.imgur.com/Mkdnir5.jpg
Some nerfs are a matter of justice
Some nerfs are a matter of taste
https://i.imgur.com/Mkdnir5.jpg
Some nerfs are a matter of justice
People who call for nerfs are like the people who call people racist.
They will just keep taking if you give into either. They are never satisfied.
https://i.ibb.co/wJnYDBh/ai.jpg
magnetaress
09-02-2023, 08:34 PM
rerating this thred 1 star to nerf it
Trexller
09-02-2023, 08:57 PM
rerating this thred 1 star to nerf it
2nd
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