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skarlorn
11-01-2017, 12:55 PM
Day 1) log on to see that i am banned. Laugh, casually. I'm not mad... This is fine...

Day 2) Use incognito browsers to check p99 forums 30 times. Refresh my ban thread every 10 minutes

Day 3) I'm going to prove how little I care about p99 forums posting. Start a subreddit called /r/p99forumsbest. Call in sick to work. Use the rest of the afternoon to sign up new reddit accounts under names: sir ken, fan_D, llandris, spyder73, pokesann, baller, azzartg, and many more

collect various posts from each of the 30 forum accounts into a google spreadsheet

Day 4) Command my phillipina customer service agent to start logging into the various reddit forum accounts and copy pasting posts from their respective column as per the google spreadsheet

Now that i have the best p99 forums I log into my "skarlornbest" reddit account and begin making witty excellent replies

Phillipina customer service agent upvotes every post i make

Day 5) No real need for me to ever visit p99 forums again as I have a better version of forums

Visit p99 forums on incognito browsers for 8.5 hours

Day 6) CEO of company reviews our remote employee's screen captures on Upwork. Fires Customer service rep immediately when he sees that she has been surfing reddit

write witty and clever replies to over a dozen threads in my diary instead of eating lunch

Day 7) Peaked, wan; i have not eaten much. CEO asks if I have taken ill. I laugh and tell him how little i care about my forums ban it is okay i don't care in fact i have a better forums now

ask CEO's opinion on new three dozen new avatar choices

browse p99 forums on incognito until ban lifted at 12 AM today

loramin
11-01-2017, 01:03 PM
https://i.imgur.com/NrcIRsB.gif

Lulz~Sect
11-01-2017, 01:08 PM
you forgot to spam the p1999 discord with hundreds of botted accounts

wb

skarlorn
11-01-2017, 01:12 PM
you forgot to spam the p1999 discord with hundreds of botted accounts

wb

https://i.imgur.com/O3FunLt.gif

Lulz~Sect
11-01-2017, 01:14 PM
https://i.imgur.com/FTNY501.gif

Mead
11-01-2017, 07:22 PM
wb pal

We tried to shitpost as much as possible without you

Shrubwise
11-01-2017, 08:02 PM
A week off looks good on you mr. lorn. I enjoyed reading OP. +1

Baler
11-01-2017, 09:33 PM
https://i.imgur.com/8vQiOcx.gif

Kushie
11-01-2017, 10:06 PM
hey bb

Lulz~Sect
11-10-2017, 10:06 PM
https://i.imgur.com/jdRcchj.gif

Mead
11-10-2017, 10:17 PM
good to see you back buddy

did you check yourself into a rehab? or are we it?

Lulz~Sect
11-10-2017, 10:22 PM
those are months old coke induced posts

disregard the upset forum user

Lhancelot
11-11-2017, 03:43 PM
those are months old coke induced posts

disregard the upset forum user

Denial? Or truth? No matter. We here for you bro, your true elf pals.

Lulz~Sect
11-11-2017, 04:07 PM
my coke fueled benders are behind me

too busy making stacks on wall st these days

mads gonna be mad

/shrug

Lhancelot
11-11-2017, 04:58 PM
my coke fueled benders are behind me


Good for you bro, hope you keep on the right track.

Lulz~Sect
11-11-2017, 05:06 PM
thanks chum

skarlorn
11-11-2017, 10:08 PM
coke fueled bender days are always behind u until they aint

be safe

Lulz~Sect
11-11-2017, 10:19 PM
they are

thank you