Yes or No

[Baler]

No, I'd be worried about an std.

Is the weather warm where you live?

[Ahldagor]

No, I'd be worried about an std.

Is the weather warm where you live?

Yes, very.

Do you know how to repair the lock ring for the drive piston on a pallet jack?

[Vormotus]

Yes, very.

Do you know how to repair the lock ring for the drive piston on a pallet jack?

No, dont even know what that means to be honest. :)

Have you ever kissed a member of your own gender?

[Baler]

when prescribed painkillers do you use as recommended?

No, I remember when I got my wisdom teeth taken out. I was high as hell on pain killers eating soft food playing WOTLK. :rolleyes: that was a long while back.

Do you own totes / tote bins?

[bigjeff100]

No, I remember when I got my wisdom teeth taken out. I was high as hell on pain killers eating soft food playing WOTLK. :rolleyes: that was a long while back.

Do you own totes / tote bins?

Nope, the junk in my house sits around in it's most natural state.

Have you ever performed a judo madonna with Elissa Steamer on Tony Hawks pro skater?

[DinoTriz]

Have you ever performed a judo madonna with Elissa Steamer on Tony Hawks pro skater?

Ew, play a girl character? Gross. No.

How many pounds of your own ear wax have you eaten over the span of your life?

[Wonkie]

No.

Do you think Lhance is okay?

i think he's great

do you read books?

[Ahldagor]

i think he's great

do you read books?

Yes.

Do you watch regular season baseball?

[Swish2]

Yes when I can find a good stream :)

Are you watching the Stanley Cup finals? (its goog)

[Ahldagor]

Yes when I can find a good stream :)

Are you watching the Stanley Cup finals? (its goog)

No.

Do you analyze your vomit?

[Vormotus]

No.

Do you analyze your vomit?

Not really, last time I threw up I just wanted to get it over with, and was full of regret for buying cheap whiskey in a seedy joint, never again!

Question:

Do you enjoy shemale porn?

[Baler]

No

Do you like cinnamon?

[Swish2]

No, hell no.

Did you invest in Patheon's development?

[Swish2]

No lol

Do you eat Subway as regularly as you did 3-4 years ago?

[Baler]

No lol

Do you eat Subway as regularly as you did 3-4 years ago?

No and it was like 7 years ago. damn time flies

Would you be better off if you never played video games?

[Ahldagor]

No and it was like 7 years ago. damn time flies

Would you be better off if you never played video games?

No.

Will you try to go to a World Cup match in 2026?

[DinoTriz]

No.

Will you try to go to a World Cup match in 2026?

Nope, Soccer is for the unwashed masses of inferior non-Americans.

Has your uncle ever touched you in an...unwanted way?

[Ahldagor]

Nope, Soccer is for the unwashed masses of inferior non-Americans.

Has your uncle ever touched you in an...unwanted way?

No. I was not loved.

Do you like taquitos?

[Baler]

No, they are for poors.

Does anyone actually use creme fraiche?

Yes, Randy from South Park and maybe one other real life person.

Cream cheese on your bagel?

[MagpieRockyl]

Wow bager. Big question.

General yes. However if bagel is HQ and fresh, no!




Do you want to stop posting?

[Baler]

No, I will forumquest till the end.

Can you fall asleep sitting upright?

[skarlorn]

No

R u pooping

[Wonkie]

no. for ten years, excepting periods of opiate abuse, i have managed that biological function in staggered 3- then 4-day intervals using the compound Loperamide. i am not pooping for 2 days hence. I have not drawn any substance w a wipe in some time.

Is a cismale with soy face who dates a XX nonbinary of the typical Estrogen-dominant configuration, and stays with said XX nonbinary after it converts to a Testosterone-dominant configuration, necessarily a cuck?

if u are willing to entertain this breach in forum protocol will u please also answer: is he a f@g if no Masculine pronouns are ever used to describe his Testosterone-dominant XX mate?

yes, but i didn't read your post.

will the Mariners make the playoffs?

[Wonkie]

No, im a big sloppy garbage bitch.

do you like crackers?

[skarlorn]

no way dude that's not good for me.

are you unemployed?

[Baler]

No, I've been working for the same company for over 10 years now.

Do you talk to yourself?

[Ahldagor]

No, I've been working for the same company for over 10 years now.

Do you talk to yourself?

Yes.

Have you ever had an abscessed tooth?

[d3r14k]

Yes.

Have you ever had an abscessed tooth?

No, never even a cavity, much less an abscessed tooth.

Have you ever stolen from a friend?

[bigjeff100]

No, never even a cavity, much less an abscessed tooth.

Have you ever stolen from a friend?

Yes, used to steal my best friends Zbots when we were kids, I also stole 1 J.T Marsh Exosquad Mech.. Still got it.. Sorry Aaron!

Do you find that Disneyland is in fact, the happiest place on earth?

[Irulan]

Yes, used to steal my best friends Zbots when we were kids, I also stole 1 J.T Marsh Exosquad Mech.. Still got it.. Sorry Aaron!

Do you find that Disneyland is in fact, the happiest place on earth?

No, Bush Garden is. Especially the parrot show.

Do you prefer to cook your own meals from locally sourced food?

[Baler]

Yes, I like to know whats in my food.

Are you addicted to the internet?

[DinoTriz]

Yes, I like to know whats in my food.

Are you addicted to the internet?

No, I can quit porn whenever I want.

What's actually in the box? I never saw that movie.

[Baler]

No

Do you want to be rich?

[Sinistria]

Yes.

Would you do something else if EQ if you were rich?

[skarlorn]

Guessing you were asking "Would you do something else THAN EQ if you were rich?"

The answer is YES, but I already do other things than EQ and I'm only middle class right now. EQ is good for a little while but playing it for years upon years is a mark of serious mental illness.

Forumquest, however, is super healthy.

No matter how rich I become, I will probably always enjoy a video game experience with my friends. I started on the Sega Genesis VECTOR man at age 2 so, like, it's all guCCi.

do you everl ook in the mirror and think that you are beautiful?

[DinoTriz]

Yes, I can't pass a mirror without staring at myself. I am vain, to a disgusting degree.

What's actually in the box? I never saw that movie.

[Baler]

Yes, I can't pass a mirror without staring at myself. I am vain, to a disgusting degree.

What's actually in the box? I never saw that movie.

No, Please read the op. This is a Yes or No thread.
Reply to the poster above you with a yes or no and reply with a yes or no question.
(David Mills's (played by Brad Pitt) wife's head is in the box)
I know you're capable of asking a yes or know question, step up.

Do you eat to cope?

[skarlorn]

i think it's actually one of the best therads on the forum, ((Yes))

congration to boler

How do you feel about me as a spiritual entity (yes or no)

[DinoTriz]

i think it's actually one of the best therads on the forum, ((Yes))

congration to boler

How do you feel about me as a spiritual entity (yes or no)

maybe...wait, fuck i dont wanna be banned. yes.

do you eat ants?

[Swish2]

No but if I could dream a Kelethin remix that was better than the original I'd be winning at life.

Do you take vitamin supplements?

[Baler]

Yes, I'm actually mega dosing vitamin c at the moment. Thanks for reminding me!

Do you like hot sauce? *SPICY*

[Swish2]

Yes. Particularly at Nandos.

Do you buy things at Starbucks?

[Sinistria]

No

Do you think it would be worse to have a world without coffee than gasoline?
(Keep in mind that coffee is THE office drug)

[Ahldagor]

No, coffee has easy to use alternatives. Caffeine wild have been a better question.

Is the night time the right time?

Yes.

Ever had a tooth pulled?

[Baler]

Yes

Have you ever used water purification tablets?

[d3r14k]

Yes, I’ve also used a gravity filter, hand pump, infrared pen.

Have you ever been within 10 feet of a wild bear?

No, never 10 feet. That is pretty damn close. Across a clearing was plenty close enough for me.

Do you think Bruce Lee could stand toe to toe, no holds barred with the best fighter today (someone like Anderson Silva)?

[Baler]

Yes, Both in their prime fighting competition advantaged to lee.

Do you own a ssd?

[Irulan]

Yes, several, It’s probably the single best way to revive an old PC.

Do you think fluoride is dangerous?

No

Do you think hydrogen is dangerous?

[Ahldagor]

No

Do you think hydrogen is dangerous?

Yes.

Do you cook with booze more than not?

[Baler]

No, I use to try but it always turned out bad. :(

Have you been getting freedom exp? :)

[Whirled]

Yes

Have you ever won an eating contest?

[Ahldagor]

Yes

Have you ever won an eating contest?

Yes.

Has 2018 been well for you, overall, so far?

[Cecily]

Yeah. It still sucks, but the balance has shifted more towards positive things than I can remember in the recent past... 10 years.

You get that thing I sent you?

[Baler]

No sorry I did not.

Do you water your lawn?

[Swish2]

Once a week for 6 minutes, 6 stations that rotate. My imbecile neighbors insist on watering daily for 15 minutes.

Do you think most on p99 have an IQ above 120?

No (judging by some of the stupid shit that goes on in groups)

Are multivitamins a waste of money?

[maskedmelonpai]

no, they make you pee colorfully

do you like to learn new things?

[Whirled]

No less racist than filling it out on a form.

Have you ever tried butter on a pop tart?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJBa1rrszVo

[clevergirl]

No less racist than filling it out on a form.

Have you ever tried butter on a pop tart?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJBa1rrszVo

Nope, sounds like a gr8 idea in hindsight though. If I'm ever in the presence of a poptart ever again and butter at the same time will try. (I haven't seen a poptart in at least 3 years.)

Would you go on a friend date with a guy who asked if you where a sociopath?

[Cecily]

Mu.

Did you finish the last book you started?

[FungusTrooper]

Mu.

Did you finish the last book you started?

Yeah, boi! Re-reading Wheel of Time.

You ever been arrested?

[Ahldagor]

Yes, DUI when I was 21 blew a .19

I've been hearing recently a lot about how our economy is boned and we're due for a bigger blowup than the 2008 fiasco. Do you think our economy blows up within 2 years?

No, 3 to 6.

Do you like root beer?

[Whirled]

No

Should I log into EQ this weekend?

[clevergirl]

Yes.

Are you going hell?

[Cecily]

Most assuredly.

Am I going to ever pass w/o surgery? *shakes magic eight ball*

[clevergirl]

Most assuredly.

Am I going to ever pass w/o surgery? *shakes magic eight ball*

Yes, well enough.

Have you ever made sourdough bread from scratch, with your own starter?

[bigjeff100]

Yes, well enough.

Have you ever made sourdough bread from scratch, with your own starter?

Nope, never even attempted making bread.

Should I go to www.wildwaves.com with the lady tomorrow?

[Whirled]

Nope, never even attempted making bread.

Should I go to www.wildwaves.com (http://www.wildwaves.com) with the lady tomorrow?

No, tell her to wet a rag and wring it over her head while you PL all my characters.

Do people ever call you Maurice?

[Swish2]

No, but if they did I'd expect the sound effect afterwards.

Was the 80s the best decade in the last 100 years?

[Ahldagor]

No, but if they did I'd expect the sound effect afterwards.

Was the 80s the best decade in the last 100 years?

No. I like the 20's.

Have you ever shat Pepto Biismal?

[Swish2]

No (not knowingly), or anything that had that spelling on looking down.

Have you ever visited "rate my poo" ? /curious

[MagpieRockyl]

Yes.

Does Sirken know I'm gay?

[Ahldagor]

Yes.

Does Sirken know I'm gay?

No (guessing).

Am I correct?

[Swish2]

Yes, odds are.

Have you ever been to the "sportsbook" section of a casino?

[Wonkie]

For all you bald-beautiful-women out there:

Tinder or Grindr?

[Baler]

No This is a yes or no thread. Please reply yes or no and ask a yes or no question. Come on I know you're capable of doing this. Everyone else is.

Do you like popcorn?

[clevergirl]

No This is a yes or no thread. Please reply yes or no and ask a yes or no question. Come on I know you're capable of doing this. Everyone else is.

Do you like popcorn?

Yes,

Was "Cars (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cars_(film))" a good movie?

[Itemhawk]

No. I think I'm too old for it though :D

Will there ever be a new p99 server?

[Ahldagor]

No. I think I'm too old for it though :D

Will there ever be a new p99 server?

No.

Has posting here made you more curious of the transsexual life?

[clevergirl]

No.

Has posting here made you more curious of the transsexual life?

No

Do you enjoy a relaxing spa day/soak?

[Baler]

No

Do you enjoy a relaxing spa day/soak?

No, I've never been too one. :o

Do you enjoy abstract art?

[skarlorn]

no he's not GARBO. i would entertain an argument that there is hysteria. however i am mostly well versed with his 1812 overture which is truly a beautiful piece. there is hysteria in it, and it is the hysteria of peace and yougn lovers being blown to smithereens by war


do u have headache

[Baler]

Yes

Do you own a collection?

[bigjeff100]

Yes, I still have a most awesome collection of Pogs.
You workin today?

[Baler]

Yes, I still have a most awesome collection of Pogs.
You workin today?

No, I did yesterday.

Have you ever been to an amusement park?

[LulzSect©]

Yes.

Are you an obese, post-middle aged alcoholic addicted to For MQuest?

[clevergirl]

Yes.

Are you an obese, post-middle aged alcoholic addicted to For MQuest?

No (safe to say) I can't drink or I get sick, + lost 3 more lb recently and am no longer obese.

Do you enjoy Burn Notice the TV show w/ Michael Weston?

[Ahldagor]

No (safe to say) I can't drink or I get sick, + lost 3 more lb recently and am no longer obese.

Do you enjoy Burn Notice the TV show w/ Michael Weston?

Yes, Bruce Campbell.

Do you ever have lucid dreams?

[Swish2]

Yes a handful of times but not in recent years.

Is a Lord of the Rings TV series a good idea?

[Ahldagor]

Yes a handful of times but not in recent years.

Is a Lord of the Rings TV series a good idea?

No. Jackson set the bar too high for tv to compete, so let it be.

Ever been to Burning Man?

[Baler]

No. Jackson set the bar too high for tv to compete, so let it be.

Ever been to Burning Man?

No, I'd like to go someday.

Do you eat candy?

[maskedmelon]

i eat altoids because i liek peppermint and fresh breath.

do you have anything else to ask?

[Respecter]

i eat altoids because i liek peppermint and fresh breath.

do you have anything else to ask?

Yes, I have so many questions...

Would you rather be fisted (with lube) than live on the streets for a week?

[maskedmelonpai]

Yes, I have so many questions...

Would you rather be fisted (with lube) than live on the streets for a week?

no, pretty sure i couldn't accommodate a fist and living on streets (for a week) could be a interesting and more diverse experience.

would YOU rather the fist?

[Respecter]

no, pretty sure i couldn't accommodate a fist and living on streets (for a week) could be a interesting and more diverse experience.

would YOU rather the fist?

Yes, I like air conditioning too much and am open to new sexual experiences.

Do you like the 34th chief Justice of India?

[Baler]

no

Would you take over leadership of a third world country if offered the position?

[skarlorn]

no

are you drinking enough water today?

[Baler]

Yes, I am making sure to hydrate after my long walk/workout today.

Do you have enough protein in your diet?

[maskedmelon]

yes, i had 2 chicken breasts, a sausage and a couple a eggs today.

https://i.imgur.com/LlLI9Q7.jpg ?

[Patriam1066]

yes, i had 2 chicken breasts, a sausage and a couple a eggs today.

https://i.imgur.com/LlLI9Q7.jpg ?

Yes I would titty phuk

Do you like Asian women as much as melon does?

[skarlorn]

No I only have a slight bias for them

Do you consider Transgenderism to be a sign of mental illness?

[clevergirl]

I'm appreciating mms objectivity lately.

[Baler]

No I only have a slight bias for them

Do you consider Transgenderism to be a sign of mental illness?

Yes, And whether trans people agree or not there is science to back it up.

When you look in the mirror do you see your actual self?

[clevergirl]

No I only have a slight bias for them

Do you consider Transgenderism to be a sign of mental illness?

Yes, And whether trans people agree or not there is science to back it up.

When you look in the mirror do you see your actual self?

That is a lie.

Most of that so-called science is outright fraudulent and unscientific. It's a fraud. Disinformation. Or prejudicial.

Bill Nye the science guy would disagree with you as well as a catholic priest I know of who's studdied gender. (I should dig up his article on gender/transgender people).

Now. I think you really need to stop shitting up your own threads with these kinds of blatant attacks on the mental sanity of people who don't conform to your stereotypical ideals of manhood or womanhood. Or your beliefs (as incorrect as they are) about genetics being a 100% black and white, bipolar absolutist determination of biological sex.

Which is wrong. Meanspirited. And short sighted. You deserve to be called on it. And you don't deserve to have your ideas accepted in the mainstream as a defacto standard or used as a legal basis for discrimination or segregation.

You are more interested in bullying people who don't conform to your idea of gender. As demonstrated time, and again in many threads throughout this forums history.

[Cecily]

Yes, And whether trans people agree or not there is science to back it up.

When you look in the mirror do you see your actual self?

I don't. It's a gradient of sadness that's going down over time lately.

Got proof?

[Respecter]

I don't. It's a gradient of sadness that's going down over time lately.

Got proof?

Yes, Dickosexualism is real.

Do you like Spaghetti?

[Baler]

Yes, Dickosexualism is real.

Do you like Spaghetti?

Yes, mom's Spaghetti

Do you like rap music?

[Cecily]

Not most of it but yes to some.

Do you feel that the rise of Dickosexualism is a sign of cultural decay?

[Respecter]

Not most of it but yes to some.

Do you feel that the rise of Dickosexualism is a sign of cultural decay?

No, it's simply society progressing. Bigot.

Are cookies safe to use internally?

[Baler]

No, it's simply society progressing. Bigot.

Are cookies safe to use internally?

Yes but make sure to clear your cookies after a few days!

Do you go to the dentist at least once a year?

[Baler]

Yes

Do you know what a Landline is?

[Wonkie]

Yes.

Have you ever caught a Lake Trout?

no.

are you a five year old?

[d3r14k]

no.

are you a five year old?

No.

Have you ever travelled over 2,000 miles away from home?

[Baler]

No.

Have you ever travelled over 2,000 miles away from home?

Yes, Flown but not driven 2000 miles away.

Have you solo'd a western wastes dragon?

[maskedmelonpai]

huhh uh, BUTT i did run thtrougf there lotta times before.

yever think you post too much and decide you gonna stop, butt then don't stop and just post more?

[tsuchang]

Yup
ja ever bank in Runnyeye?

[skarlorn]

Yeeeeeeaahh lol WOOPS

Do u post on the toilet?

[Ahldagor]

Yeeeeeeaahh lol WOOPS

Do u post on the toilet?

Yes.

Have you ever gotten a 150 degree fahrenheit caustic solution in your eyes?

[Mblake1981]

Yes.

Have you ever gotten a 150 degree fahrenheit caustic solution in your eyes?

No, PPE

Ever play DoD: Source Gungame mod? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnvrSakZce8)

[Ahldagor]

No, PPE

Ever play DoD: Source Gungame mod? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnvrSakZce8)

No.

Have you ever tried to recreate food from a restaurant?

[Baler]

No.

Have you ever tried to recreate food from a restaurant?

Yes, I've tried but failed.

Do you still play old school dos games?

[bigjeff100]

Yes, I've tried but failed.

Do you still play old school dos games?

No, but when I did, Commander Keen was my jam.. For many a year...

Did you ever watch Exosquad in the 90's?

[Ahldagor]

No, but when I did, Commander Keen was my jam.. For many a year...

Did you ever watch Exosquad in the 90's?

Yes.

Did you ever play the Exosquad video game?

[Baler]

Yes.

Did you ever play the Exosquad video game?

No, Looking at it I'll have to give it a shot.

Do you own a Gold The Legend of Zelda Cartridge?

[bigjeff100]

No, Looking at it I'll have to give it a shot.

Do you own a Gold The Legend of Zelda Cartridge?

Yup, I absolutely do!

Did you pack a lunch for work today?

[ScaringChildren]

Yup, I absolutely do!

Did you pack a lunch for work today?

No, had sushi with a client *sips sake and taps submit*

Have you shit your pants past the age of 10?

[Ahldagor]

No, had sushi with a client *sips sake and taps submit*

Have you shit your pants past the age of 10?

No.

Steak night at the bar tonight?

[Whirled]

No.

Steak night at the bar tonight?

No, but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCQIN48wMl8

Have you ever pulled off the highway to take a leak real bad on side of road?

[Patriam1066]

No, but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCQIN48wMl8

Have you ever pulled off the highway to take a leak real bad on side of road?

Yes

Have you pissed on your aZn neighbor’s front door at 3 AM after arriving home from the bar in retaliation for the Mongol invasions?

[Baler]

No, I can't say that I've ever done that

Do you live in California?

[Whirled]

No, I can't say that I've ever done that

Do you live in California?

No

Do you own more than one 4 wheel drive vehicle?

[Ahldagor]

No

Do you own more than one 4 wheel drive vehicle?

No.

Were you hungover today?

[Spud]

Yes. Someone thought shots would be a good idea last night.

Have you ever seen Terrorantula while passing through South Ro?

[indiscriminate_hater]

Yes.

If someone gave you 10 million dollars to murder an innocent person, with a guarantee that nobody would ever find out that you did it, would you?

[Ahldagor]

No. Because obvious reasons.

Have you ever milked a cow?

Yes.

Did you resign from your job this year?

[Baler]

Yes.

Did you resign from your job this year?

No, strongly considering applying for a better position but that would leave me with less forumquest time.

Do you shovel snow?

[Baler]

No, mostly use my Husqvarna Snow Blower.

Is camping in your top 5 outdoor activities?

No

Do you have a dollar?

[Ahldagor]

No

Do you have a dollar?

No. No cash on me.

Do you watch baseball to kill time at the bar?

[Whirled]

No. No cash on me.

Do you watch baseball to kill time at the bar?

No, but I'll make them turn on Ancient Aliens ( closed captions turned on of course)

Have you smoked a hookah in the last year?

[bigjeff100]

Absolutely I do! My day always starts with a proper 4 scoops of Redcon1 MRE. Get on that!

https://redcon1.com/products/mre-meal-replacement?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIt6GDi-Pv3AIVjQOGCh2cPgSbEAAYASAAEgI_YvD_BwE&variant=41465659850

Should I be compensated for plugging that product?

[Baler]

do you know what a proper breakfast is? that crap isn't food its garbage.

Learn to cook asap

You have reply yes or no & then ask a yes or no question. See page 1 (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=257428).
Here is an example:
No, that crap isn't food its garbage. Learn to cook asap

do you know what a proper breakfast is?


Yes I know what a proper breakfast is.

Did I explain that in a way that makes sense?

[LulzSect©]

yes you are not

[bigjeff100]

do you know what a proper breakfast is? that crap isn't food its garbage.

Learn to cook asap

You're fat.

[Wonkie]

have you ever eaten something you found in the trash?

[d3r14k]

Yes. In my 20s I would dumpster dive at Whole Foods and this other local grocer and get a truck load of food (just because it is past the sell by date does not mean it is bad). Businesses are forced to throw out a lot of good stuffs.

Have you ever pooped in front of someone else?

[skarlorn]

OH HO HO YES SIRREEYY

during the 8 years my body was cursed with Ulceratvie Colitis i shat in many unimaginable places. i could shit so fast in public you woudlnt believe it. if you have ever come across a big ol turd in a parking lot, or in the paper towel trash bin in the restroom of your local office building, its probably someone cursed with UC who HAD to shit NOW

i think this is a particularly good page of this thread. do you aggree?

[Ahldagor]

OH HO HO YES SIRREEYY

during the 8 years my body was cursed with Ulceratvie Colitis i shat in many unimaginable places. i could shit so fast in public you woudlnt believe it. if you have ever come across a big ol turd in a parking lot, or in the paper towel trash bin in the restroom of your local office building, its probably someone cursed with UC who HAD to shit NOW

i think this is a particularly good page of this thread. do you aggree?

Yes.

Are the amateur attempts at trolling close to clever?

[d3r14k]

Yes.

Are the amateur attempts at trolling close to clever?

No, only because these forums are avast with a sea of professionals. There are no amateurs afoot.

Have you ever felt an earthquake?

[Ahldagor]

No, only because these forums are avast with a sea of professionals. There are no amateurs afoot.

Have you ever felt an earthquake?

No.

Are you currently drunk?

[Baler]

No.

Are you currently drunk?

No

Do you own a everquest prima's guide strategy book?

[Ahldagor]

No

Do you own a everquest prima's guide strategy book?

No.

Do you like contemporary country music?

[Cecily]

Nope. Grandmother's funeral last month and couldn't tie it looking it up. No more suits in my near future, I hope.

Isn't my cat cute?

[Cecily]

Yes.

Isn't my cat cute?

[d3r14k]

No, I cant see it

Do you own a bitcoin?

No.

Is Cecily's cat cute?

[Ahldagor]

Yes.

Have you eaten two kinds of pork today?

[Baler]

Yes.

Have you eaten two kinds of pork today?

No

Do you own a tablet?

[skarlorn]

Yes.

Is the answer to this question "NO"?

[LulzSect©]

YES this thread should be clOSED

[LulzSect©]

YES this thread should be clOSED

[Ahldagor]

NO it should not

Does LulzSect possess a BMI of >40?

No.

Is Snappers Mick trying a new schtick (finally)?

[LulzSect©]

No this bread should be CloSeD!?

[Wonkie]

No.

Is Snappers Mick trying a new schtick (finally)?

no thats tomato. last seen as Gnome Wizard

should Hillary Clinton be impeached?

[LulzSect©]

YES THIS THREAD SHOULD BE CLOSED

SHOULD IT?

[ScaringChildren]

No, I like where it's going now.

Would you fuck Bernie Sanders in the ass?

[Wonkie]

No, I like where it's going now.

Would you fuck Bernie Sanders in the ass?

No. Gentiles aren't allowed in the Holiest of Holies.

is baler gonna yell at us?

[LulzSect©]

YES THIS THREAD SHOULD BE CLoseD?

[Baler]

YES THIS THREAD
SHOULD BE CLoseD?

No

Do you drink soda?

[Cecily]

No, not for the past month. I used to walk 2-5 miles a day but I got injured from too many 5mi walks back to back, somehow. I'm thinking of switching to HIIT on my stationary bike + lower body str training.

Have you ever had long term results with a diet? If so what type of diet?

[Ahldagor]

No, not for the past month. I used to walk 2-5 miles a day but I got injured from too many 5mi walks back to back, somehow. I'm thinking of switching to HIIT on my stationary bike + lower body str training.

Have you ever had long term results with a diet? If so what type of diet?

Yes. Low sugar, low fat, and low intake while steadily exercising throughout the day.

Do you get coffee shits?

[Patriam1066]

Yes. Low sugar, low fat, and low intake while steadily exercising throughout the day.

Do you get coffee shits?

Yes

Will these people try to Jew me into getting “repairs” to my car when I only need an oil change?

[Cecily]

Yes

Will these people try to Jew me into getting “repairs” to my car when I only need an oil change?

No. I'm pretty sure that's just something women deal with.

Can you fix your own car?

[bigjeff100]

No. I'm pretty sure that's just something women deal with.

Can you fix your own car?

Absolutely not.
Should men have nipples?

[Baler]

No

did you shower today?

[bigjeff100]

Not yet

do you shower in the morning or evenings?

Yes,
Have you ever been in a position where you HAVE to eat an MRE?

[Baler]

Yes,
Have you ever been in a position where you HAVE to eat an MRE?

No, Let's get that out onto the tray, Nice!. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUwasU4wIyI)

Have you ever gotten stuck in mud?

[Ahldagor]

No, Let's get that out onto the tray, Nice!. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUwasU4wIyI)

Have you ever gotten stuck in mud?

Yes.

Are you having a steak dinner today?

[bigjeff100]

Nope! Not a big steak person!

Do you roll leaner than 96% on your ground beef?

[Ahldagor]

Nope! Not a big steak person!

Do you roll leaner than 96% on your ground beef?

No.

Did you have a Sunday dinner with your parents and eat too much?

[Baler]

No.

Did you have a Sunday dinner with your parents and eat too much?

No

Is there treasure in the ocean?

[Schaduwridder]

Yes, I live in the treasure coast of florida and divers find stuff all the time.

Is this forum infested with unemployed trannys?

[Baler]

Yes

Do you wear a wrist watch?

[Ahldagor]

Yes

Do you wear a wrist watch?

No.

Do you make your own taco seasoning?

[Swish2]

Yes, sleep paralysis if that counts - only once and it wasn't fun :/

Is Fortnite's popularity going to last?

[Schaduwridder]

I played fortnite once, i was killed before i saw who was killing me

i uninstalled game and never played again

Have you tried fortnite?

[amnesia998]

No.

Does fortnite suck?

[Ahldagor]

Yes, I’ve never played it, but yes.

Do you think the Night King is the Mad King?

No.

Did you watch the NFL and drink all day like a decent red-blooded American yesterday?

[Schaduwridder]

no, football is for poor uneducated fools

do you watch sports?

[bigjeff100]

Yes, i'm poorly uneducated.
Wakeboarding- Ever cleared your boat's wake?

[Ahldagor]

Yes, i'm poorly uneducated.
Wakeboarding- Ever cleared your boat's wake?

No. Never done wakeboarding either.

Are you ready for a hurricane?

[Schaduwridder]

Yes, I bought 6 packs of water over the past month, got propane and plenty of dry / canned food so I wont have to deal with the garbage like I did for Irma last year.

Are you in a storm zone?

[d3r14k]

Are you in a storm zone?

I am in the blue ... er... nipple thing, so no.

https://i.imgur.com/8vfDAlW.png

Have you ever bought underwear because all the ones you had needed to be washed?

I did that about two hours ago and felt like a piece of shit.

[Swish2]

Yes, last time I went on holiday (or "vacation" to you Americants)

Have you ever seen a bolt of lightning strike something in person (not on TV etc)?

[Ahldagor]

Yes many times. Best a tree got zapped about an acre's width away. It was awesome. Mom got super tweaked but I just don't get a fear reaction from lightning at all for some reason

Can you use "an acre" to measure distance, rather than area?

Yes.

Did Popeye get you to eat spinach?

[bigjeff100]

Yes.

Did Popeye get you to eat spinach?

Nope, other than popeye's strength, he seems to be an incredibly unhealthy guy for the most part...

Have you ever consumed spinach that actually came from a can?

[Whirled]

Nope, other than popeye's strength, he seems to be an incredibly unhealthy guy for the most part...

Have you ever consumed spinach that actually came from a can?

No

Have you ever ripped off someone that lent you items for your lower lvl alt?

[ScaringChildren]

No

Have you ever ripped off someone that lent you items for your lower lvl alt?

No, and that question sounds suspiciously specific...

Will you give me a Fungi Tunic?

[Whirled]

No, and that question sounds suspiciously specific...

Will you give me a Fungi Tunic?


Yes, If I had one; I would lend it. and yes, a little digging would show who it was directed to. No mystery.

Do you shop at local farms?

[bigjeff100]

Yes, If I had one; I would lend it. and yes, a little digging would show who it was directed to. No mystery.

Do you shop at local farms?

Why do i feel like this was directed at me? Haha.

[Whirled]

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2773379#post2773379

Gotta love time stamps.

[Ahldagor]

Yes, If I had one; I would lend it. and yes, a little digging would show who it was directed to. No mystery.

Do you shop at local farms?

No.

Have you been to a concert this year?

[amnesia998]

No. No good concerts in my area unfortunately.

Are you vegan?

[Baler]

No

Paper Planes?

[d3r14k]

No, those are for grade school, Baler.

Remote Control Drones?

[Schaduwridder]

ive gotten several drones for free in the park in the past few years, I see them land scoop them up and remove the battery then sell on ebay

you would be surprised what some of them are worth !

Have you ever found a drone?

[bigjeff100]

ive gotten several drones for free in the park in the past few years, I see them land scoop them up and remove the battery then sell on ebay

you would be surprised what some of them are worth !

Have you ever found a drone?

No, but don't get me on the controls of an airhog!!
How about Drone racing.. Would you enjoy this sport?

[Ahldagor]

No, but don't get me on the controls of an airhog!!
How about Drone racing.. Would you enjoy this sport?

No.

Did you watch Battle Bots?

[Patriam1066]

ive gotten several drones for free in the park in the past few years, I see them land scoop them up and remove the battery then sell on ebay

you would be surprised what some of them are worth !

Have you ever found a drone?

Are you the black guy who bragged about dumpster diving? You seem black

[Schaduwridder]

that was ecoli

I assure you im white ( thank god )

and to be fair, stores do throw away a lot of perfectly good stuff, I just cant bring myself to jump in a dumpster

[Swish2]

No.

Did you watch Battle Bots?

No, we had Robot Wars in the UK and it was largely 3/10 - would watch only because there was only 5 channels to choose from (didn't have satellite/cable).

Is there room on mainstream TV for a D&D/RPG style show, similar to Knightmare (https://youtu.be/cpyWxuyVi-8?t=36s) in the 1980s?

[bigjeff100]

No, we had Robot Wars in the UK and it was largely 3/10 - would watch only because there was only 5 channels to choose from (didn't have satellite/cable).

Is there room on mainstream TV for a D&D/RPG style show, similar to Knightmare (https://youtu.be/cpyWxuyVi-8?t=36s) in the 1980s?

Hmm I was born in 85, so i'm thinkin i missed out on this awesomeness.. What channel was this on?

To answer your question... Yes? But you'd have to dial the nerdiness back a bit.. Maybe like.. Starting up Nick Arcade again... 100% would watch..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nick_Arcade

[Baler]

No

Do you buy flavored water?

[bigjeff100]

No

Do you buy flavored water?

No (Sorry Baler, i got too into remember nick arcade, forgot to ask question)

Are you working today?

[Schaduwridder]

Yes, but not for long.

when you work for yourself theres really no such thing as a weekend

your weekend begins when your work is done, but at least when you work for yourself you make all the profits and see your hard work in your bank account and its worth it.

Are you self employed?

[Baler]

Yes! That's how I can forum quest so much.

Are you happy with your current employment?

[kuuky]

Yes it pays the bills.

Are we having fun yet?

[Wonkie]

yes. Thanks to the network of very happy boys I've developed to do my chores and lifting, I can operate a keyboard 1handed once again with pain that falls short of excruciating. It is exhilarating.

Is Wonkie obsessed with me?

alice ^^

no, I just think you're a smartypants. maerilith is way hotter.

have you been suspended or banned in Project 1999 the video game?

[Baler]

no, I just think you're a smartypants. maerilith is way hotter.

have you been suspended or banned in Project 1999 the video game?

No, :)

Have you ever been suspended for banned from forum quest?

[Cecily]

Suspended tvvice novv from FQ. Insubordination like usual.

Should I buy a nevv keyboard or navv?

[Schaduwridder]

you still have a broken keyboard?

time to ask mom for a new one !

are you 34 and 0 dollars?

[Baler]

No

Would you betray someone for your own gain?

[Ahldagor]

Only in a videogame. And no, not really.

Have you felt at any time in the last 3 years that you were at your goal body?

No.

Are you getting enough sleep?

[Swish2]

Yes.

Do you eat breakfast every day?

[Culainn]

Yes.

Do you fart in public?

[misterbonkers]

when nobody is within earshot of hearing it, yes

is chardok 2.0 coming with this server reset happening in 5 minutes?

[Schaduwridder]

they are not allowed to add new content, if people haven't figured that out yet they are dumb

will people play p99 blue for the next 10 years?

[Baler]

Yes

Have you played mini golf in the last year?

[bigjeff100]

Absolutely.. Photo evidence provided below.. Mini golfed last year in Austin, TX.. Nothing says classy like wine in a can at the local putt putt! PS- Austin, Tx is legit...

Have you ever nollie kick flipped?

https://i.imgur.com/2vEPTQd.jpg

[bigjeff100]

No but I wish I could / had learned to!

Are you glad big Jeff is out there nollie kick flipping for you w/ pristine dome?

Thats the sweetest! Gotta own that dome. Hairloss didnt stand a chance...

[Baler]

Big J this is more than the 2nd time. Please dude.

No but I wish I could / had learned to!

Are you glad big Jeff is out there nollie kick flipping for you w/ pristine dome?

No, but I respect the game.

Do you wish you could fly like a bird?

[bigjeff100]

No, sounds exhausting

Has Baler reached his limit with my 2 or 3 comments that aren't yes or no questions in a 174 page thread?

[Baler]

No, sounds exhausting

Has Baler reached his limit with my 2 or 3 comments that aren't yes or no questions in a 174 page thread?

Yes and he's about to throw some power words f's and n's because he can't express his emotions like a rational person. Kid should stick to rnf what a joke baler is.

Do you spend more than 10 hours a day on the computer?

[Ahldagor]

Yes and he's about to throw some power words f's and n's because he can't express his emotions like a rational person. Kid should stick to rnf what a joke baler is.

Do you spend more than 10 hours a day on the computer?

No.

Do you get crazy hungry when hung over?

[Schaduwridder]

No I cant even drink water when im hungover I just keep throwing up. Being hungover worst thing in the world.

Do you drink past the point of no return?

[bigjeff100]

Nope, never have been a drinker! I'm pretty bad at drinking.. I get sleepy or sick before i get even close to drunk.

Is New Zealand on your bucket list of places to visit?

[Ahldagor]

Nope, never have been a drinker! I'm pretty bad at drinking.. I get sleepy or sick before i get even close to drunk.

Is New Zealand on your bucket list of places to visit?

Yes.

Have you ever gone skydiving?

[Baler]

No but it's on the bucket list.

Do you like crackers with soup?

[Baler]

Yes they float on top and absorb the flavor, delicious.

Have you ever traveled outside your home country?

[Swish2]

Yes. Funnily America is one of my favorite places to be.

Do you own a passport? (only 1 in 4 Americans do apparently)

[Ahldagor]

Yes. Funnily America is one of my favorite places to be.

Do you own a passport? (only 1 in 4 Americans do apparently)

Yes.

Do you like pretzels.

[Baler]

Yes.

Do you like pretzels.

Yes, I love pretzels! hard, soft, sourdough, etc.

Do you eat bagels?

[Schaduwridder]

I love bagels but stopped eating them because a normal deli style bagel can be 6 servings of bread and carbs = fat and low hormone levels

Quit carbs today friends

Do you eat carbs?

[bigjeff100]

I love bagels but stopped eating them because a normal deli style bagel can be 6 servings of bread and carbs = fat and low hormone levels

Quit carbs today friends

Do you eat carbs?

Yes!! And this is bad advice man. Straight up, bad advice... Bagels bad, yes. Carbs bad, NO!...

Have you ever crunched numbers for your macro's?

[Ahldagor]

Yes!! And this is bad advice man. Straight up, bad advice... Bagels bad, yes. Carbs bad, NO!...

Have you ever crunched numbers for your macro's?

No.

Are you suffering with a sinus infection due to allergies?

[mickmoranis]

No.

Will Kavanaugh be confirmed today?

[Ahldagor]

Yes

Is Alabama the best college football team?

Yes.

Are the NHL playoffs the best playoffs in North American professional sports?

[bigjeff100]

Yes.

Are the NHL playoffs the best playoffs in North American professional sports?

No, but give Seattle a NHL team please.
Do you respect that player on the Seattle Seahawks who plays with only 1 hand?

[Ahldagor]

No, but give Seattle a NHL team please.
Do you respect that player on the Seattle Seahawks who plays with only 1 hand?

Yes.

Are the Rams going to win the Super Bowl?

[misterbonkers]

Yes.

Are the Rams going to win the Super Bowl?

no

are the dolphins ever going to win the afc east before the nfl consumes itself?

[Schaduwridder]

who cares football and sports are for uneducated simpletons

Do you eat breakfast? If so what type do you usually eat and are you fat?

[bigjeff100]

who cares football and sports are for uneducated simpletons

Do you eat breakfast? If so what type do you usually eat and are you fat?

Yes, every day. It's a 32oz shake. Cup of rolled oats/ Scoop and a half of whey/ Spoonful of Peanut butter/ 1 Serving of plain greek yogurt/ Handful of spinach/ 1 random item- Maybe a banana, maybe some other sort of frozen fruit, or an avacado. This is my breakfast. And no i'm not fat.

Do you eat lunch? If so, what do you usually eat, and are you fat?

[ScaringChildren]

Yes, every day. It's a 32oz shake. Cup of rolled oats/ Scoop and a half of whey/ Spoonful of Peanut butter/ 1 Serving of plain greek yogurt/ Handful of spinach/ 1 random item- Maybe a banana, maybe some other sort of frozen fruit, or an avacado. This is my breakfast. And no i'm not fat.

Do you eat lunch? If so, what do you usually eat, and are you fat?

Yes, chicken and hummus. I'm a tad fatter than twink status.

Do you still beat your wife?