Yes or No

[Nilstoniakrath]

No.

Do you condone masturbating while at work?

Getting paid to spank the monkey... what is not to like?

Do you masturbate while at work?

[Lune]

Getting paid to spank the monkey... what is not to like?

Do you masturbate while at work?

Yes, only once, when I worked construction over the summer in college.

Do you work a job you are happy with?

[bigjerry]

oh yes.

Is this thread cancer?

[Ahldagor]

oh yes.

Is this thread cancer?

No.

Do you like pasta?

[Swish]

Yes, always for dinner tho... never when its pasta my bed time kek

Did you ever use /pizza on the live servers?

[Rader]

Yes, always for dinner tho... never when its pasta my bed time kek

Did you ever use /pizza on the live servers?

No

Have you ever laughed, in a public restroom, after taking a particularly smelly dump?

[Baler]

No, However there was some guy at barnes and nobles who was bringing the pain to their toilet. I went in to take a wiz. I had to hold my breath. He was stomping on the floor and oh man it was terrible. It's embarrassing for me to even talking about it. I hope he went to see a doctor.

Have you ever cut firewood?

[Jorgam]

Yes, quite a few times actually. It builds character.

Is Donald Trump your President?

[bigjerry]

cutting firewood is one of the best things in the world

[entruil]

Of course he is. Im an American and he legitimately won a democratic election

Ever gone on a CR to the bottom of befallen solo?

Yes, not saying I succeeded.

Have you ever used a hydraulic wood splitter?

[maerilith]

cutting firewood is one of the best things in the world

It's relaxing but my arms would fall off now lol.

[Swish]

Yes, not saying I succeeded.

Have you ever used a hydraulic wood splitter?

No, just a regular axe...they look cool though.

Are you trying to better yourself this year?

[maerilith]

absolutely not, NO

do you like peanut butter cookies?

[Swish]

Never had them, going with no.

Is it time you went to bed?

[maerilith]

Never had them, going with no.

Is it time you went to bed?

Yes

Also (what the fuck swish? NEVER?!!! I'm so sorry!)

Swish is really a cat brain in a jar wired to the forums directly?

[Swish]

Nope never, we're not mad on peanut butter so much in England.

Yes he is a community owned account used by all staff to post thoughts/feelings as they dont poat under their own accounts.

Do you have a passport? (only a quarter of the American population do)

[Jorgam]

Nope never, we're not mad on peanut butter so much in England.

Yes he is a community owned account used by all staff to post thoughts/feelings as they dont poat under their own accounts.

Do you have a passport? (only a quarter of the American population do)

Yes. It has stamps from Asia, Europe and Central America.

Do you like dinosaurs?

[Swish]

Yes, if they're dinosaur computer games like EQ ;) (never did at school)

Have you ever ridden a motorbike?

[Jorgam]

Yes, if they're dinosaur computer games like EQ ;) (never did at school)

Have you ever ridden a motorbike?

Yes, in Vietnam when I was 24.

Can you recite all the planets in your solar system?

[bigjerry]

It's relaxing but my arms would fall off now lol.

u got the arms of a bitch my n@gga

[entruil]

Yes, in Vietnam when I was 24.

Can you recite all the planets in your solar system?

Yes from the one I'm from, still have trouble with these new ones though, doesn't help that the primitive dialects chosen to name them don't translate well.

How about the planets of YOUR solar system, have you visited any?

[Ahldagor]

Yes, in Vietnam when I was 24.

Can you recite all the planets in your solar system?

Yes.

Do you know how to cook 5 star meals on the cheap?

[maerilith]

Yes.

Do you know how to cook 5 star meals on the cheap?

yes

Do you like yoga pants?

[Baler]

Yes, on ladies. (not over weight ladies)
Sorry big girls, love ya but yoga pants just weren't made for you. #Walmart

Would you accept a million dollars publicly?

[maerilith]

Yes, on ladies. (not over weight ladies)
Sorry big girls, love ya but yoga pants just weren't made for you. #Walmart

Would you accept a million dollars publicly?

Yes!

Is hawaiian pizza better than meat lovers?

[Baler]

No, I used all mine to summon the dark lord Chin-Chin.

Have you ever drank a four loko?

[bigjerry]

yes. prenerf. Not that good actually, repugnant in the flavor department.

There were these little red cans of energy drink / alcohol circa 2006-2007, pre-4loko, that did it for me way better. like red bull sized mini cans. can't remember what they are called but damn were they dank.

are there any beverages you don't think you could consume right now without being made nauseous by memories?

[maerilith]

No, but it's pretty great

Do you have more than one X chromosome?

Yeah, my lab report from uncle Guidos quickandez genescans says so right here....

[Ahldagor]

yes. prenerf. Not that good actually, repugnant in the flavor department.

There were these little red cans of energy drink / alcohol circa 2006-2007, pre-4loko, that did it for me way better. like red bull sized mini cans. can't remember what they are called but damn were they dank.

are there any beverages you don't think you could consume right now without being made nauseous by memories?

No.

Did you or do you enjoy Malcolm in the Middle?

[Swish]

No, even at a young age I thought it was a bit gay/girly/etc... not much else on for kids on Saturday mornings though so sat through it anyway.

Did Cartoon Network ruin cartoons for kids?

[Ahldagor]

No, I think Nickelodeon pioneered that with things like Rugrats and Ren & Stimpy and ultimately Sponge Bob. I don't even want to know what they have now :c Cartoon Network made good shows like Powerpuff Girls & Jonny Bravo. CN also kept airing Looney Toons and Merry Melodies also my with other classics for a long time along with the fantasticness of Toonami for older adolescents ^^

Did you ever watch Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?

Yes.

Have you ever butchered your own meat?

[bigjerry]

Yes.

Have you ever butchered your own meat?

no, I can't even clean a fish. I am good at catching em though (and hitting shots).

Is your net worth currently in the negative?

[maerilith]

no, I can't even clean a fish. I am good at catching em though (and hitting shots).

Is your net worth currently in the negative?

yes

Do you wipe inside the butthole?

[Rader]

yes

Do you wipe inside the butthole?

Yes

Do you lick inside the?

[maerilith]

inside out benises must be kinda pricey when obama isnt making everyone else foot the bill

U rly wanna derail this thread?

Technically it was always cheaper to do it uninsured and not have medical insurance, for basically everything. With obamacare I was looking at 400$ a month premiums and still had to navigate dirty insurance companies ignoring the ACA provisions. Or go through an employer, where than it might have balanced out with out of pocket. << thats the responsible republican way, it works for privilaged folks in areas where they can work and aren't treated like animals.

But we wont' have any problems with at all the next 4 yrs. >.>

Oh and in a few instances under medicaid and stuff, ppl getting their gender affirming medical care saved taxpayers major money because they paid it back and it didn't cost taxpayers in excess of 50,000$ to mop up the disaster of ppl in poverty doing drugs and commiting suicide. Shit, the hospital bills for suicides are outrageous. Obamacare or not.

Plus if the GOP didn't obstruct Obamacare/ACA it would have lowered costs and increased access for EVERYONE. The next step was to tackle the inflated economy/industry/bigpharma. It would have worked if Trumples weren't major tards about it.

The short and sweet? Free benises are better than subsidizing crazy underground infrastructure projects by Elon Musk for the economy.


Anyway, giving rights to trans men and women for hystorectomies, or ppl suffering cancer etc way more important than benises. That shits horrendous and sexist still. Also need to vax bois for herps, cause they are just as responsible as girls, even if it 'doesn't harm them' for the spread.
-----

No, gross

Do you even lift, bra?

[bigjerry]

Yes

Do you lick inside the?

depends. it's a special thing, requires a narrower set of hygienic circumstances than other things, and it takes an exceptional personal energy to put the idea in my head in the first place. It comes down to my perception of the purity of the subject, which I ascertain via postmodern intersectional perspectives and narratives.

ppl get the nature of this sexual move twisted up and don't understand what a dominating act it actually is (thanks porn, "lick muh ass bich huhuhuh"). highly effective maneuver when employed properly. Turns em into jello. try it sometime if yo bitch seemed a little unsatisfied recently, boom you fixed your relationship.

Do you think pot is a better vice to pick than alcohol?

[Ahldagor]

ホーイ (⌒。⌒)/

Do you know how to count over 1000 on your fingers?

Yes, each digit falls into the representation of an arbitrary designation.

Are you comfortable with existing?

[entruil]

nope, kinda freaks me out

have you ever had surgery?

Yes.

It's broke. Did you break it?

[bigjerry]

No, I don't break things. I feel super bad when I do :c

Do you like to break things?

depends on the thing. I think what i like is ordering things, which sometimes involves breaking. I do like blowing stuff up and shooting stuff, alot, but I think that's pretty natty.

It's lost. Did you lose it?

[entruil]

depends on the thing. I think what i like is ordering things, which sometimes involves breaking. I do like blowing stuff up and shooting stuff, alot, but I think that's pretty natty.

It's lost. Did you lose it?

No, but I threw it out after I set it on fire because it was broken.

Do you think i should have mended it?

[Baler]

Mend is an awesome monk ability. Yes.

Have you ever dug a fence post hole?

[bigjerry]

Mend is an awesome monk ability. Yes.

Have you ever dug a fence post hole?

yes.

have you ever negligently discharged a firearm?

[entruil]

No. In fact, i've been commended by cops and veterans on my handling of firearms

you ever been to a club where people wee on each other?

No, was that a trick question for Brit's?

[entruil]

No, was that a trick question for Brit's?

Yes.

Should we worry about nationalistic increase of republican dogmatic authoritarianism disguised by populist delusions of freedom?

[Nilstoniakrath]

Yes.

Should we worry about nationalistic increase of republican dogmatic authoritarianism disguised by populist delusions of freedom?

Yes

But not nearly as much as F ing libturds and their total F ing lack of a brain

Do you suffer from TDS?

[Swish]

Yes, I have a fear of acronyms.

Are you a huge metal fan?

[maerilith]

No, I like some of the gothic symphonic type stuff like leaves eyes, satyrian, nightwish as well as power/folk metal derivatives threshold/excallion and newer progressive things like Intervals though.

Would you like to see a contemporary remake or better yet, a live action adaptation of Naussica?

Yes! Would be awesome.

Sushi / sashimi... Good?

[bigjerry]

sashimi > sushi, but obviously yes. try whale sashimi ;D

beer?

[maerilith]

sashimi > sushi, but obviously yes. try whale sashimi ;D

beer?

Yes!

Swallow?

[Ahldagor]

Yes! Would be awesome.

Sushi / sashimi... Good?

Meh, no. Think it's more ths marketed nuance, mystique of the ritualistic meal than anything.

Do you know how to change the oil in your vehicle?

[bigjerry]

Yes!

Swallow?

these are supposed to be yes/no questions, not yes/i am garbage questions

[azeth]

Meh, no. Think it's more ths marketed nuance, mystique of the ritualistic meal than anything.

Do you know how to change the oil in your vehicle?

Yes.

Do you have a degree above bachelor's?

[Ahldagor]

Yes.

Do you have a degree above bachelor's?

No.

Do you like how fresh towels feel after a shower or bath?

[maerilith]

these are supposed to be yes/no questions, not yes/i am garbage questions

I meant the bear!

Whale meat is probably delicious :(

I like sashimi, but also rice.... And seaweed.

[maerilith]

No.

Do you like how fresh towels feel after a shower or bath?

Yes

Orange fanta?

[maerilith]

Wow, this thing got all boogered up. I try again and do it in order.

Yes, who don't? I will admit, I re-used a towel ONCE as a(n admittedly foolish) foray into the realm ecological cognizance and I was terribly disappointed. From that point I resolved "Never Again" to use a non-fresh towel. I don't care how many fishes die from my towel washing.

Is artificial banana flavor worse than artificial grape flavor?

No

Sensory deprivation tank?

[bigjerry]

untangling.

artificial grape is worse. What are those petite hardcandies that are actually shaped like fruits? the banana ones are the best in those.

fresh towels feel nice. I use v expensive towels because I like feeling like don corleone when I get done cleaning my exquisite abs.

Do you find a young Donald Trump attractive?

[bigjerry]

holy fuck you wrote 10 replies while I "untangled"

[bigjerry]

Wow, this thing got all boogered up. I try again and do it in order.

Yes, who don't? I will admit, I re-used a towel ONCE as a(n admittedly foolish) foray into the realm ecological cognizance and I was terribly disappointed. From that point I resolved "Never Again" to use a non-fresh towel. I don't care how many fishes die from my towel washing.

Is artificial banana flavor worse than artificial grape flavor?

fresh means FRESH? to me it means used less than 10 times since last wash

[maerilith]

untangling.

artificial grape is worse. What are those petite hardcandies that are actually shaped like fruits? the banana ones are the best in those.

fresh towels feel nice. I use v expensive towels because I like feeling like don corleone when I get done cleaning my exquisite abs.

Do you find a young Donald Trump attractive?

Eww gross

Do you sympathize with Stranger things Charlie?

[bigjerry]

who? the little bald whore?

[maerilith]

who? the little bald whore?

Ugh... Yes? Whore is inappropriate.

Have you ever been thrown in an isolation cell?

[Baler]

@BigJerry There is an edit button for a reason. Please don't muck up the thread. :(

Do you sympathize with Stranger things Charlie?
No, never seen it.

Have you ever been thrown in an isolation cell?
No, I've never been to jail or a psych ward.


Do you recycle?

[maerilith]

@BigJerry There is an edit button for a reason. Please don't muck up the thread. :(


No, never seen it.


No, I've never been to jail or a psych ward.


Do you recycle?

No, actually.

Five Guys?

[bigjerry]

sorry babe. I'm phoneposting so you're just gonna have to deal.

FUCK NO. there are thousands of way better burger places.

do you look at porn daily or almost-daily?

[maerilith]

sorry babe. I'm phoneposting so you're just gonna have to deal.

FUCK NO. there are thousands of way better burger places.

do you look at porn daily or almost-daily?

No, useto. May start again since op. Feeling better.

Is fashion color Guy Tang hair better than natural?

[Baler]

no

Would you ever go diving with sharks?

[maerilith]

no

Would you ever go diving with sharks?

Yes.

Do you love Jesus?

[bigjerry]

yaw

would you let your balls slap a trap?

[maerilith]

yaw

would you let your balls slap a trap?

How do I even answer that. If I had balls, yes.... I don't though, but that doesn't mean no.

Would you give birth?

[Nilstoniakrath]

I have a penis and testicles. Hard to give birth. World too fucked up. Doesn't need more people.

Would you vote for Gary Johnson.

Yes

Are you woke?

[maerilith]

Yes

Are you woke?

Very

Would you work for our glorious leader?

[Baler]

no, "our" (belonging to or associated with the speaker) could imply you're speaking of your leader and one we do not share in common.

Do you like ranch dressing?

[Ahldagor]

no, "our" (belonging to or associated with the speaker) could imply you're speaking of your leader and one we do not share in common.

Do you like ranch dressing?

No.

Have you ever been to Ireland?

[Baler]

Yes I toured the guinness factory and went to the blarney stone.

Do you like dark beer?

[maerilith]

I've never had beer :3 so no ^^

Do you like this (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fHirGtKUdw0) song?

Yeah

Does soju count as a beer?

[Ahldagor]

Yeah

Does soju count as a beer?

No, beer isn't distiled.

Do you lift?

[bigjerry]

No, beer isn't distiled.

Do you lift?

i lift passed out twinks onto my plastic covered futon

in your estimation, has "do you lift" been asked more than 15 times in this thread?

[Ahldagor]

i lift passed out twinks onto my plastic covered futon

in your estimation, has "do you lift" been asked more than 15 times in this thread?

Blind guess, no.

Ever shot your self with an air powered staple gun?

[Zemus]

No. Probably about a dozen times.

Have you ever driven through highway gridlock on the shoulder?

[mickmoranis]

This new ganera of goth pop music really feels like its not actually made by artists and is just a manufactured sound from record companies and expensive artschools where students just copy off eachother (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTA0DSfrGZ0)

[mickmoranis]

That said I like it ok.

[mickmoranis]

Triggered

Ill bet you a 100 bucks you thought about touching yourself watching that video u linked u cuck

[bigjerry]

y'all shitting up this thread me too

[maerilith]

You would know?

I think he knows more about pedogross than the entire forums. If I had to pick a poster, angushjalmar would be the one. Ze consistently brings up children in negative and sexually deviant lines of reasoning :(

I really hope ze doesn't act on it.

[maerilith]

Also, really u do this in balers thread. You could have made a new one.

You are a petty angry little ze, xi, zi, w/e, I don't want to demean binary genders to describe u.

Pretty sure now Angushjalmars welfare check comes from human trafficking :(

[mickmoranis]

WOAH HOLY SHIT THIS IS NEXT LEVEL


tinfoil vibrating hard as fuck my dudes.

this is part of the pro pedophilia bullshit the media has been pushing. music intended for young girls with a not so subliminal message of seeking out old men. there have been numerous zuccbook pages popping up concerning pedo tolerance, pedo rights, 'educating' kids on how to give consent with adults ect. truly disgusting shit. i guarantee that this song ties into that

wow I just glossed over the subject and insinuated B4eq was a pedo but got damn its true. this is 100% accurate.

[maerilith]

speaking of which, we're getting alerts on your grindr, maer.

Don't have one, probably a catfish. I don't... Ewww.

[mickmoranis]

yea anguish marelith is really more of a kidnapper kind of person

[mickmoranis]

lol

Written on the forums - must be true.

these forums successfully:

1. predicted trump
2. predicted the entire social direction of the nation
3. predicted that you were a pedo

[maerilith]

2:47am last wednesday

we're watching

Drugz

Yes, I put cheddar on pie. Not that good.

Ever smell an old WWII battleship?

[Ahldagor]

love it

have you applied for citizenship to asgardia yet?

No, but Odin's favored know from birth that the Norns were satisfied with their pourage and have woven a fate fitting of celebration in Asgard's halls.

Have you read Homer?

[Swish]

No.

Do you like the Vikings TV series?

[Swish]

Yes, it was one of the best things I ever considered.

Do you like pretzel M&Ms?

[Swish]

No, but everyone thinks I have a cat.

Do you drink coffee?

[Baler]

Yes, love the stuff. Caffeine addict. Tea is pretty dope too. even the herbal stuff.
I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz4qIk06wSg)
God damn jimmy.

Do you like cats?

[maerilith]

Yes, love the stuff. Caffeine addict. Tea is pretty dope too. even the herbal stuff.
I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz4qIk06wSg)
God damn jimmy.

Do you like cats?

No, they love me though

Do you like the smell of old WWII battleships?

[Ahldagor]

No, they love me though

Do you like the smell of old WWII battleships?

Yes.

Is War an inevitability with humans?


Also, that's a shame Swish. Homer might be right up your alley. Well everyone in Western Culture, actually.

[maerilith]

Yes.

Is War an inevitability with humans?


Also, that's a shame Swish. Homer might be right up your alley. Well everyone in Western Culture, actually.

Certainly,

Do you LOVE the smell of old WWII battleships? (I FUCKING LOVE IT! OMG IT'S LIKE THE SMELL AFTER SOME HOT SEX).

[Baler]

No, it's like fuel and lead paint with a slight hint of musk.

Do you wear boots to work?

[Baler]

No, How do you know it isn't pale white like around his eye lids? lol
And I'm not gay.

Do you know what a zig-zag is without googling it?

[entruil]

Yea...

Do you get irritated when you listen to someone's fruity loop mix and hear shit out of key!?

[bigjerry]

I don't really know anything about music and so was leaving this for someone else to answer since I am not sure if it has happened to me or not. BUT it's Monday, so I gonna answer it anyway to keep thread healthy.

No.

Are you casual filth?

im a professional at heart, but each street n@gg@ in his time wears many hats

Can you do it on LAN?

[entruil]

LAN is for Heroes of Might and Magic if don't want to Hot Seat. Yes.

Will you Heroes of Might and Magic at your next BBQ?

[Baler]

yes ^,^

Can you say the alphabet backwards?

[Baler]

Turnofuntime69 please answer yes or no then ask a question.
If you want to troll, flame or rant. Do it somewhere else please.


Can you write backwards?

no, maybe if I was looking in a mirror it would be backwards.

Does blood make you queasy?

[Baler]

show me where it says I have to follow the made up rules that somebody posts in off topic

This is not rants and flames. You are derailing the thread and trolling. Please find a better use of your time than mucking up this thread with you childish antics.



Can you write backwards?


no, maybe if I was looking in a mirror it would be backwards.

Does blood make you queasy?

[jakerees]

Does blood make you queasy?

Mine? No. Others'? Yes

Do you like movies about gladiators?

[bigjerry]

yes, I am addicted to it. but mostly learning trivial shit.

are you getting sick of these forum transgressors?

[Baler]

Do you like movies about gladiators?

yes, I remember when the movie gladiator came how it had a ton of people talking about it. I don't support the idea of making people fight but it makes for some good action.


are you getting sick of these forum transgressors?
Yes, I also find it bizarre how some of them hang around the project 1999 forums.

Have you ever ridden a horse?

[bigjerry]

yes! I didn't ride enough to get over the terror completely, but it was fun.

are you afraid of doctors?

[bigjerry]

pecan pie is the second finest pie

do you agree that pumpkin is the 1st?

[maerilith]

pecan pie is the second finest pie

do you agree that pumpkin is the 1st?

no

Yes,

Do you like the cold feel of a cold steel WWII battleship on your naked skin?

[Baler]

Yes,

Do you like the cold feel of a cold steel WWII battleship on your naked skin?

Yes, because I enjoy cold surfaces. I think it being be a ww2 battleship is after the fact.

Do you own clothespins?

[maerilith]

Yes,

Do you like the cold feel of a cold steel WWII battleship on your naked skin?

Yes :)

Do you own clothespins?

yes,

Do you like the cold feel of a cold steel WWII battleship on your naked skin?

[Rader]

yes,

Do you like the cold feel of a cold steel WWII battleship on your naked skin?

Depends... which part?

Do you like the top or the bottom?

[bigjerry]

Depends... which part?

Do you like the top or the bottom?

each street n@gg@ in his day likes many thangs

is the ww2 battleship stuff referring to me?

[maerilith]

Depends... which part?

Do you like the top or the bottom?
Yes, bottom, ever sit with your thighs wrapped around an AA gun barrel?
each street n@gg@ in his day likes many thangs

is the ww2 battleship stuff referring to me?

No

Is senpai going to throw me from a WWII battleship contower to spare me my broken heart and soul, breaking my body, and giving my life to the bitter cold sea?

[bigjerry]

Yes, bottom, ever sit with your thighs wrapped around an AA gun barrel?


No

Is senpai going to throw me from a WWII battleship contower to spare me my broken heart and soul, breaking my body, and giving my life to the bitter cold sea?

naw senpai aint wit dat death shit, he prefers being the cold water

would Maerilith kill itself if I gave the order?

[maerilith]

naw senpai aint wit dat death shit, he prefers being the cold water

would Maerilith kill itself if I gave the order?

Yes,

Would you give it on the deck of an old WWII Japanese aircraft carrier?

[bigjerry]

maybe in vr. as soon as the physics engine detected water impact unavoidable, my sensorium would be hooked up to the ocean and id literally dunk you. then you would respawn.

marshmallow sux it sticks in my headgear.

is the treasure in glaciers of ice?

[bigjerry]

Yes, if we are to believe Raekwon.

oh! Does this count as rap? I like it :3

Tinie Tempah - Girls Like (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OEiva3cMv6k)

It counts. and it's not bad for what it do (I am prohibited from admitting that I like popular zogculture).

Will he divide us?

[maerilith]

It counts. and it's not bad for what it do (I am prohibited from admitting that I like popular zogculture).

Will he divide us?

Naw,

I think oatmeal cookies are amazing, do you?

[Baler]

yes, I like oatmeal, I like cookies put them together. Why not!

Do you like banana bread?

[Ahldagor]

yes, I like oatmeal, I like cookies put them together. Why not!

Do you like banana bread?

Yes.

Do you like crushed red pepper?

[Ahldagor]

Yes, but it goes stale and looses its spice very quickly

I found growing my own peppers to be very easy and rewarding, currently have 28 plants growing in coco coir in pots on my patio, chiles, jalapeno's and poblanos

Do you garden?

Nice yield on your peppers?

No.


Have you ever eaten frog legs?

[mickmoranis]

yikes mods

http://i.imgur.com/cpoqCBm.png

[bigjerry]

melon played herself on that spyder bait. it's a real headshaker

[Ahldagor]

Back to the track. Less forced hipster "irony" too.

Is McDonalds an economic option for food?

[Baler]

No, I don't think mickey d's is healthy.

Have you ever been to a music festival where you stay over night for multiple nights?

[Ahldagor]

No, I don't like people that much.

Have you ever stayed alone in the mountains for multiple nights?

No. Sounds great with mushrooms tho'.

Is oregano an under valued spice?

[Ahldagor]

Yes, I've grown 3 crops of weed while living in Colorado.

Can security exist without government.

Yes or no. Both would be valid depending on what is deemed "security" within the scenario.

Have you ever eaten a ghost pepper?

[Ahldagor]

Fucking fuck you faggoty freaks fuck your faggit Nazi faggit ignorance, u gonna get fucked like the closeted little faggot nigz u are.

Stop shitting up threads for attention. Stay within the designated areas for topic as designated by thread title.

[Ahldagor]

You dodged the question. I'm sad.

No. I haven't ate a ghost pepper.

I read that people who eat spicy food live longer so I have introduced more spice to my life. Would try.

Does security exist that government doesn't provide?

Still a value judgement answer, so yes or no.

Does security exist?

[Baler]

Yes, but it is difficult to get everyone moving in the same direction to provide said security evenly and fairly. Even with government that's difficult to manage. Life is not all gloom and doom. There is good.

Have you ever been apple picking?

[Swish]

No, did do some strawberry picking growing up tho...

Do you eat fruit?

[Ahldagor]

No, did do some strawberry picking growing up tho...

Do you eat fruit?

Yes. Mainly bell peppers.

Have you ever touched a sting ray?

[bigjerry]

yes

will you be my valentine?

[Baler]

No, I seem to have bad luck on valentines day. My Luck Resist is 255 on that day. :(
It would definitely cause unbalance to yin and yang.

Would you move to another country for a career?

[Swish]

Yes I would.

Do you shower every day?

[AzzarTheGod]

Yes I have allergies and require once daily emollient to keep my skin nice n hydrated. If I don't shower I can't apply it again, it's a light metal-based product that confers 100% protection against volatile Pakistani organisms and leaves me with a nice glow ala American Psycho.

Would you visit Moscow?

[Ahldagor]

Yes

Do you own a Velium Bow or better?

No.

Do you clip your toe nails less often than your finger nails?

[Ahldagor]

No.

Do you understand the importance of mitochondria?

[bigjerry]

No.

Do you understand the importance of mitochondria?

yes! https://i.imgur.com/aOP0WcQ.png

would you say that showering fewer than 7 times in a week is unusual for you?

[AzzarTheGod]

yes! https://i.imgur.com/aOP0WcQ.png

would you say that showering fewer than 7 times in a week is unusual for you?

Yes.

Do u consider urself to hit a lot of so-called DUNKS?

[Ahldagor]

Yes.

Do u consider urself to hit a lot of so-called DUNKS?

No.

Have you ever been locked inside of a park because you were having sex in the bushes?

[AzzarTheGod]

No.

Have you ever been locked inside of a park because you were having sex in the bushes?

No.

Have you?

[Ahldagor]

No.

Have you?

For continuation of context, yes.

For continuation of the thread, Has anyone what? Less direct and more general.

Are you watching super bowl jet li?

[Priceline]

Are you watching super bowl jet li?

No, honestly didn't even know it was happening today until it was almost over.

Foxtail plugs get my precious bodily fluids flowing, will the misses ever try one... in?

[bigjerry]

No, honestly didn't even know it was happening today until it was almost over.

Foxtail plugs get my precious bodily fluids flowing, will the misses ever try one... in?

not enough info. what was her birth gender?

i actually have to ask this. that's where we at.

[Baler]

No, honestly didn't even know it was happening today until it was almost over.

Foxtail plugs get my precious bodily fluids flowing, will the misses ever try one... in?

Yes, unless she says no. But even then maybe. Can't hurt to try.

Have you ever balanced a checkbook?

[entruil]

Yes, unless she says no. But even then maybe. Can't hurt to try.

Have you ever balanced a checkbook?

Yes.

Do you know how to juggle?

[maskedmelonpai]

Yeah I can juggle. I dunno why, it just happened one day.

Have you ever smelled a mint plant?

[Baler]

Yes and I have smelled wild mint plants that grow locally all throughout the forest. It's pretty amazing some of the things you can find in the woods.

Do you do new year resolutions?

[entruil]

Yes and I have smelled wild mint plants that grow locally all throughout the forest. It's pretty amazing some of the things you can find in the woods.

Do you do new year resolutions?

Yes, this year... 1920x1080 on display 1 and 1600x900 on display 2.

Did I go to far?

[Ahldagor]

Yes, this year... 1920x1080 on display 1 and 1600x900 on display 2.

Did I go to far?

No. It's an asinine trend.

Should we accept Superman?

[entruil]

No. It's an asinine trend.

Should we accept Superman?

Yes, probably.

There has been a lot of discussion in the past about the state of Superman's relatability to the readership. When this complaint gets brought up often the counter to it is the fact that he was adopted by normal Earth parents, and works a regular 9-5. But if you look at the complaints against the character when it comes to his relatability usually the issue is with his physical differences from humans and that they really couldn't care less what job he works or who his parents were. His alien physiology, his powers and the simple things people need that he doesn't, food and sleep are what create the dissonance between the character and the public. Batman is considered relatable by many (not me) yet we never really see him do much eating, drinking, or working at Wayne Enterprises rather the most important thing is that he can be felled by anything a normal person could, he can get sick, be shot, spine snapped by a Spanish wrestler. His lack of discernible motivation like a dead Waynes or dead Uncle Ben moment also seems to be reoccurring problem that comes up for people. It makes it hard for people to grasp why he runs around saving the world if he has no exciting incident that pushes him to becoming a superhero.


In Superman's origin there's a tragedy that dwarfs Batman's: the loss of his entire planet, as well as his natural parents. Add to that an old fashioned Christian upbringing by loving foster parents who had an abiding faith that their son was given profound gifts expressly to help others... and i would hope anybody would see how Superman would grow up wanting to help others with all the resources of his character.




Is there someone I can PM to remove a post of mine that I think went to far and is tasteless?

[saujee]

Yes, Sirken is the man.

Are you looking forward to buying a Nintendo Switch? The Console that will take the world by storm.

[maskedmelonpai]

No, I don't know anything about it. I liked the wii a lot, but never bothered with the wii u. Seemed like it was regressing at that point >.>

Do you like to write?

[saujee]

Yes, I love writing.

Please check out this Nintendo Switch trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5uik5fgIaI
Can you picture yourself having this console in your life?

[bigjerry]

Yes, I love writing.

Please check out this Nintendo Switch trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5uik5fgIaI
Can you picture yourself having this console in your life?

sorta, if i needed to give a gift to some lil hoe.

have you ever been sexually harassed in the workplace?

[bigjerry]

Yep. Used to work at a club, and drunk women lack inhibitions


Do you own any illegal contraband?

i think i do. but haven't been able to locate it for months. ¶_¶

does it really count as workplace harassment if your job involves turning your looks into cash money?

[entruil]

No, it's more than that.

King's Quest II play-through (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jjUaeG9YTw)?

[Capybara]

No, question above so i'll restart.

On live did you ever help Fippy Darkpaw sneak into Qeynos?

[Ahldagor]

No, question above so i'll restart.

On live did you ever help Fippy Darkpaw sneak into Qeynos?

Yes.

Did you ever set up in the bazaar with a 56k modem connection?

[bigjerry]

yes.

did you ever play planetside on a 56k modem connection?

[Ahldagor]

yes.

did you ever play planetside on a 56k modem connection?

No.

Did Al Gore invent the internet?

[maskedmelonpai]

No, I never actually played planet side ^^;

Ever download a large piece of media or something and reflect on the 3.5k transfer rates you were happy to achieve back on napster?

oh how far we've come ^^

[Ahldagor]

No, I never actually played planet side ^^;

Ever download a large piece of media or something and reflect on the 3.5k transfer rates you were happy to achieve back on napster?

oh how far we've come ^^

Yes, matey.

Have you ever remodeled a kitchen?

[Lune]

Yes, matey.

Have you ever remodeled a kitchen?

Nope.

Do you ever get tired of all the negativity?

[maskedmelon]

Yes, but I do try very hard to not let it bother me ^^

Can you do front splits?

[entruil]

Yes, but I do try very hard to not let it bother me ^^

Can you do front splits?

Yes, unfortunately, it hurts a whole hell of a lot especially when jumping stairs.


Did you play King's Quest 2 when it was new?

[Baler]

Yes, I played all the king's quest games when they came out.

Have you ever played through the quest for glory series? If yes, did you use the same character through them all?

[maskedmelon]

Yes, I played all the king's quest games when they came out.

Have you ever played through the quest for glory series? If yes, did you use the same character through them all?

No :c sounds kinda neat though. maybe I google it later ^^

this thread is so weird.

it's like "how to talk to other people 101"

We learning about one another! It's a fun way to identify common interested and preferences. You can ask all sorts of things, like this:


Do you think AFTREQWASNTCOOL is lonely? Should we give him a hug?

[bigjerry]

No :c sounds kinda neat though. maybe I google it later ^^



We learning about one another! It's a fun way to identify common interested and preferences. You can ask all sorts of things, like this:


Do you think AFTREQWASNTCOOL is lonely? Should we give him a hug?

quite honestly yes. He seems upset and flailing. He needs love.

Do you ask questions in this thread designed to imply things about yourself? (ie, questions you would answer yes to)

[mickmoranis]

yes.

does that mean you need a hug?

[maskedmelon]

No, not right now. I am good, but on the topic of asking about stuff that relates to you that seemed to be the trend to me and I do that sometimes, but not always and that hug question was one of those cases that it wasn't something about me. I know it was probably confusing though because that is sorta what I said before i asked! (*^^*)

Do you prefer salty curries to sweet ones?

[entruil]

No.

Do you prefer Sullon Zek to Rallos Zek?

[Swish]

Never played either but SZ sounded shit.

Will there ever be a new P99 server?

[entruil]

Never played either but SZ sounded shit.

Will there ever be a new P99 server?

Guess I got some time on my hands... Yes, I have every reason to believe that everything is going even better than we expect... barring cats jumping out of windows and dogs catching on fire...

Do you prefer getting camped at level 1 by 60s in your hometown to having tighter level range and 1 worn droppable item loot?

[Baler]

yes, consider red.

Have you ever overclocked a computer component?

[maskedmelon]

yes, but only one. i had an opty165 that i overclocked to 2.6 for years. just set it up at way from the get go and never had a problem ^^

do you like bluefish (mackeral, herring, sardines, etc.)?

[Lune]

Fuck yes.

If there's a hell, are you going there?

[Baler]

no, They wont turn me into a battery!

You ever built a firepit?

[Lune]

sucling pig wrapped in foil

Don't cook food in foil

just don't

[Baler]

Try to keep it together people. :)

Have you ever had sucling pig ( Whole baby pig roasted )

Not pig but wild hog, it was pretty gamey.

Have you ever had a food fight with grown adults?

[bigjerry]

No. Wasting macros is wasting potential gains

Did you get drunk before you were 21(or the legal age in your country)

i probably drank more pre-21 than I have since.

do you ever self-insert into a black man when viewing pornography?

[Baler]

no because I don't follow that kind of information.

Could you paint a house?

[Swish]

Yes, not scared of heights.

If you won the lottery, would you buy a boat?

[Ahldagor]

No, id build one though. I love making things

Is chocolate icecream better than vanilla?

No. Blue Bell's Great Divide has saved us of such terrors in ice cream selection.

Do you like to dip french fries in mayonaise?

[entruil]

No. Blue Bell's Great Divide has saved us of such terrors in ice cream selection.

Do you like to dip french fries in mayonaise?

No.

Have you ever had a garlic toast / coleslaw/catfish sandwich?

[bigjerry]

No.

Have you ever had a garlic toast / coleslaw/catfish sandwich?

yes. dank dude

do you think entruil is from the dirty south?

[Baler]

yes. dank dude

do you think entruil is from the dirty south?

I think he is from below the mason dixon. yes.

Have you ever had a customer service job?

[entruil]

I /suicide 'd once, or was it #cm suicide. was even better than #peqzone misty.

Have you ever had a flashback of a past life?

[Baler]

no but I feel like that is a possibility.

Do you make your bed everyday?

[Ahldagor]

no but I feel like that is a possibility.

Do you make your bed everyday?

No.

Do you bathe every day?

[maskedmelon]

Yes.

Have you ever had misonikomi udon?

[Baler]

No, I eat pretty irregularly so I imagine my food pyramid is all screwed up. btw udon is a type of noodle so I presume misonikomi is a dish that utilizes udon noodles.

Have you ever watched the show begin japanology?

[bigjerry]

Nope

Have you gone for more than 4 days without sleep?

yes - opium withdrawal. I had ambien but it just made me trip.

have you ever gone 3 days without food?

[Baler]

No, Ultima Online is.

Do you think the person who rated this thread 1 star is a fa****?

[bigjerry]

it was me, so ya

Have you ever been paid or gear/server/travel-sponsored for playing a videogame really good?

[maskedmelon]

Yes, when I was ranked 15th in the world on halo 2


Should the judge who illegally halted trumps temporary immigration ban be imprisoned for life on treason charges?

No, I don't think so. I don't know what should be done with him, but not charged for treason.

Do you like strawberry milk?

[Xaanka]

no, i think it tastes sickly-sweet and kinda reminds me of vomit

are you gay?

[bigjerry]

no, i think it tastes sickly-sweet and kinda reminds me of vomit

are you gay?

no, im a n@gg@ that like to fuk. i am definitely a f@gg@t though.

Less than 10 lifetime sexual partners or naw?

[Baler]

Less than 10 lifetime sexual partners or naw?
yes, Most of them I wouldn't call partners. Maybe 2 of them at points in the past but all together less than 10.

Have you ever had to live with roommates?

[maskedmelon]

yes.

do you have more than 2 pairs of shoes?

[Lune]

Yes.

Do you think apple products are a waste of money meant for suckers?

[bigjerry]

Yes.

Do you think apple products are a waste of money meant for suckers?

Not really. I don't like Android phones very much (and I currently have one, not fanboying here).

If you were to breed, would you consider doing so outside of your race?

[mickmoranis]

Nah. Not because I am a racist but because I am super thankful for my parents for making me white during this topsy turby period of human evolution I am sure will last another 100 years at least.

Do you think I slammed dunk all liberal major news outlets with indisputable evidence that they do in fact print, fake news?

[Baler]

yeah sure. They're terrified you'll crack another fake news story live!

Ever cleaned a fish tank?

[Ahldagor]

yeah sure. They're terrified you'll crack another fake news story live!

Ever cleaned a fish tank?

Yes.

Ever survived a tornado?

[bigjerry]

Yes!

Ever weathered a hurricane?

[Baler]

Yes!

Ever weathered a hurricane?

No, I've never lived that close to the coast.

Have you ever been trapped in your home due to a blizzard?

[Ahldagor]

yes, got quite a few blizzards in NY and im hoping to weather tons more when i move back up north

weather channels try to scare people about blizzards but the truth is they are nowhere near as bad as hurricanes, and after 25 years in southeast be happy you dont have to go through them.

Have you ever made empenatas?

No.

Is two boxing or more for the non-lazy?

[bigjerry]

No.

Is two boxing or more for the non-lazy?

three boxing takp for a few weeks restored my carpal tunnel symptoms (none since age liek 16) and they haven't gone back away after not playing for months

it was the first time in many years EQ actually engaged me for multiple days tho.

was the JFK assassination the work of one warped mind?

[Ahldagor]

boxing will fully occupy your attention span gaming, i hate playing 1 char its SOO BORING


JFK was killed by several people


are you drinking coffee?

No.

Have you ever had an acid burn?

[bigjerry]

No.

Have you ever had an acid burn?

yes.

have you ever had a crash override?

[mickmoranis]

no, i use the suicide hotline like an adult

if aliens appeared in the sky around the world what would be your immediate honest gut reaction?

[B4EQWASCOOL]

yes

GreenGrocer is batshit crazy. He's been seeing aliens for years. Glad you guys finally caught up.

Nuts

[Ahldagor]

no, i use the suicide hotline like an adult

if aliens appeared in the sky around the world what would be your immediate honest gut reaction?

Yes.

They're here, friendly?

Have you ever assembled a single-piece-slate pool table?

[maskedmelon]

Yes.

They're here, friendly?

Have you ever assembled a single-piece-slate pool table?

No, but I am struggling with this one Ahld ^^

Do you buy or wear season themed clothing? (like with snowflake or pumpkin prints)

[Baler]

Yes, It's nothing special though. But I can respect those who also collect coins. Rare or not.

Would you go 100% sober for a full year?

[bigjerry]

Could I? Yes. Would I? Probably not

Do you own a record player?

no, I don't collect sentimental garbage. Physical media is for serfs.

Do you have a console older than PS2 in working order (ie near a tv, not buried in storage)?

[maskedmelon]

no :c I was a late bloomer. my oldest console is just a PS and it is in tucked away in a tote ^^

ever wished you weren't, but ended up happy you were?

[Baler]

ever wished you weren't, but ended up happy you were?

No, never settle for less.

You like hot sauce on popcorn?

[mickmoranis]

yes

do you guys realize the same media outlets that call trump a nazi call pewdie pie a nazi?

[Baler]

yes

do you guys realize the same media outlets that call trump a nazi call pewdie pie a nazi?

lol Which is fucking hilarious because pewd is definitely a democrat. This goes 1:1 with how democrats promised recently free'd black african american slaves all the things in the world,. Just so they would get a vote.
That side of the political agenda doesn't give a fuck about ANYONE.

Do you like mint chocolate chip ice cream?

[Ahldagor]

lol Which is fucking hilarious because pewd is definitely a democrat. This goes 1:1 with how democrats promised recently free'd black african american slaves all the things in the world,. Just so they would get a vote.
That side of the political agenda doesn't give a fuck about ANYONE.

Do you like mint chocolate chip ice cream?

No.

Ever made bread?

[maskedmelon]

Yep! but it did t work well :c the yeast refused to cooperate. or maybe the bread batter wasnt sticky enough (it was gluten free). In any case, it did not rise well. I finally gave up.

have you ever had a horse's neck?

[entruil]

Yep! but it did t work well :c the yeast refused to cooperate. or maybe the bread batter wasnt sticky enough (it was gluten free). In any case, it did not rise well. I finally gave up.

have you ever had a horse's neck?

No.

do you remember the frugal gourmet ?

[Ahldagor]

No.

do you remember the frugal gourmet ?

Yes, hid the body in the cellar.

Do you salt food?

[maskedmelon]

no and it really bizarre to me to see people do it. especially if eating out. i remember the thing that bothered me most about vegas was how salty all the food was :c kinda ruined a lot of it, but figured it was that way to cater to smokers, by there not even that many smokers there now, so I don't get it.

Do you prefer to eat candy canes from the hook end?

[Baler]

no, neither end. Put it in some hot coco. :)

Do you have pencils or pens near your computer/ on your desk?

[Ahldagor]

no

do you?

Yes.

Does watching tranny porn make you at least bisexual?

[Baler]

yes, I won't elaborate but don't lie to yourself.

Do you own a big box video game from before the year 2000?
for example: http://i.imgur.com/03eaA.jpg

[Ahldagor]

yes, I won't elaborate but don't lie to yourself.

Do you own a big box video game from before the year 2000?
for example: http://i.imgur.com/03eaA.jpg

No. Gave away to friends and sold the rest.

Is pumpkin anything overrated?

[Ahldagor]

No, pumpkins are cool if you buy one for your porch for Halloween but after its not useful you have to make a pie out of it, if you throw it away you are a shitbag

DID YOU BUY POWERBALL TICKET FOR TONIGHT?

Yes. And the state lotto.

Is James Cameron an overrated director?

[entruil]

Yes, most of them are. The people, the people who do the ratings, they are fekkin nutz.

Do you think accurate predictions can be made about the future from archeological findings?

[Ahldagor]

Yes, most of them are. The people, the people who do the ratings, they are fekkin nutz.

Do you think accurate predictions can be made about the future from archeological findings?

No, but it is an interesting field of study.

Do you hate it when you pour another drink, pass out on the couch, wake up to find not one sip has been take from the now old drink? I just wasted a bottle of barley wine from Avery (insert frowny face emoji).

[maskedmelon]

No, but it is an interesting field of study.

Do you hate it when you pour another drink, pass out on the couch, wake up to find not one sip has been take from the now old drink? I just wasted a bottle of barley wine from Avery (insert frowny face emoji).

I will say yes because it sound very unpleasant :c, though I've not actually experienced it.

Have you ever had a blue Hawaiian?

[bigjerry]

yes. blue drinks just taste better than regular drinks.

Have you ever been slipped a drug?

[Baler]

yes, one time back in my high school days. I ended up walking around town tripping out, it was scarring. I thought some guy was going to rob me and I ran and hopped onto a public bus. I think I almost got hit by a car when crossing the street too.


Do you know how to solder?

[entruil]

yes, one time back in my high school days. I ended up walking around town tripping out, it was scarring. I thought some guy was going to rob me and I ran and hopped onto a public bus. I think I almost got hit by a car when crossing the street too.


Do you know how to solder?

Yes, with enough effort I can do anything if I choose.

Did trump bring a p99 forum denizen on stage at a rally the other day?

[bigjerry]

Yes, with enough effort I can do anything if I choose.

Did trump bring a p99 forum denizen on stage at a rally the other day?

yes. it was me

is this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbBkAdNc88w) the best video ever linked on this board? (warning, N word in youtube video title)

[Ahldagor]

yes. it was me

is this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbBkAdNc88w) the best video ever linked on this board? (warning, N word in youtube video title)

No.

If an article of clothing doesn't last one year then was it worth the cost?

[maskedmelon]

No.

If an article of clothing doesn't last one year then was it worth the cost?

i keep all my clothes and try to take care of them best I can, so almost always last long time. only thing I don't keep are liek underclothes and socks and stuff. those I feel have a much shorter life span. even if they still seem fine, I do not feel right allowing them to remain with me for more than a few months. So I guess the answer is no, but it depends on the article.

if you could afford all the hassle and cost associated with permitting constructing and maintaining one, would you enjoy living in a modern treehouse?

[entruil]

i keep all my clothes and try to take care of them best I can, so almost always last long time. only thing I don't keep are liek underclothes and socks and stuff. those I feel have a much shorter life span. even if they still seem fine, I do not feel right allowing them to remain with me for more than a few months. So I guess the answer is no, but it depends on the article.

if you could afford all the hassle and cost associated with permitting constructing and maintaining one, would you enjoy living in a modern treehouse?

Hell Yes. http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/treehouse-masters/videos/timelapse-temple-adventure/

Temple,Proximity Mines,3v1... ?

[bigjerry]

goldeneye? prox mines are awful. that whole game aged into unplayability in fact.

ever done something sexual for cash money?

[Ahldagor]

goldeneye? prox mines are awful. that whole game aged into unplayability in fact.

ever done something sexual for cash money?

No.

Do you enjoy fried chicken?

[Baler]

No.

Do you enjoy fried chicken?

Yes, with a side of hush puppies or a thick slice of corn bread and a sweet ice t. :)

You ever eat seafood off a newspaper spread out on a table?