Yes or No

[maskedmelon]

No, no skateboards here. If I want an adrenaline rush I just give myself one. I am too uncoordinated and would die doing anything dangerous.

Ever played shogi?

[Angushjalmur]

Shout out to datconscious endocrine control

Nope, never played shogi

Ever beaten super ghouls and ghosts?

[maskedmelon]

You guys serious about the endocrine control? I do it too (addicted to it) and it physically fucks me up.

Yes I've beaten Super G&G, nice taste big boi.

Ever played Sengoku Rance?

Yeah, thought it was neato at first, then it became impulsive, then I started getting all fatigued and lethargic and apathetic and stuff and that lasted quite a while, so don't do so much anymore :c

Never played Sengolu Rance though.

Do you like acorn squash?

[Priceline]

Do you like acorn squash?

depends on how its prepared.

ever had sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation? after marriage of course.

[Baler]

depends on how its prepared.

ever had sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation? after marriage of course.

no

Do you like tomato soup?

[Angushjalmur]

no

Do you like tomato soup?

Yes, but only if it's home made. The canned stuff simply will not suffice.

Have you ever been bitten by a venomous snake?

[entruil]

no, friends ma has a glass eye from one though...

Baler thread?. Baler Thread. Bump.

[maskedmelon]

Yes.

Do you eat babies?

[entruil]

unfertilized only.

do you consider yourself "woke"?

Yes, when I am awake.

Does REM sleep allow for Dark City drones to confiscate souls?

[Baler]

Yes

Do you love water?

[maskedmelon]

Yes.!

Do you love wine?

[maskedmelon]

No, I only like it.

日本語をしゃべれますか？

[skarlorn]

ive only ever had premarital sex and yes i like aquorn squanch

[Baler]

No, I only like it.

日本語をしゃべれますか？
translated "Can you speak Japanese?"

No, It's a language I would like to learn though, among many.

Have you ever woken up to realize you did something regrettable the previous evening?

[Daywolf]

Like... stay up too late? Sure.

Ever play Torchlight II? Damn good game!

[Priceline]

Have you ever woken up to realize you did something regrettable the previous evening? (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showpost.php?p=2412904&postcount=5)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ever play Torchlight II? Damn good game!

was fun for a bit yes.

Remember the pre-harddrive days where you'd load DOS on a 5 1/4" floppy?

[dafier]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



was fun for a bit yes.

Remember the pre-harddrive days where you'd load DOS on a 5 1/4" floppy?

Yes.

Japanese are Chinese, but lesser?

[Baler]

No

Have you ever eaten snow off the ground? (not yellow or slush)

[skarlorn]

yea Daywolf, Torchlight II was pretty fun. better than d3 when d3 first released.

yes 2 balor


Have you ever shoved cocaine up your asshole?

[maskedmelon]

Nope.

Ever eaten a shriveled grape? (Not a raisin, just one on the vine in the fridge that is shriveled)

[Wiley]

Ever eaten a shriveled grape? (Not a raisin, just one on the vine in the fridge that is shriveled)

yes, wouldn't recommend.

have you ever been "that guitar guy" douche at parties?

[Baler]

No, I had a friend who was and he somehow manages to slay the pussy.

Would you ever spit in someone's face?

[skarlorn]

No.

Have you ever fasted for 3 days?

[Whirled]

No.

Have you ever fasted for 3 days?

Yes

Do you eat drive-thru fast food?

[maskedmelon]

Nopers ^^

Do you like Earl Grey?

[entruil]

literally eating earl grey shortbread i made right now. are you stalking me?

Can't spell rap without crap. Agreed?

No. Ms Teacher lady disagrees though. I can spell shit any way I want.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttk3IUKfn4U ?

[Baler]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ttk3IUKfn4U ?

Yes, good message. The rap is okay.

Are all women bitches?

[maskedmelon]

No.

Is Baler an asshole?

[skarlorn]

Not really

Has someone ever rustled you so hard you were impelled to ignore them on project 1999 forum?

[maskedmelon]

Yeah I did t to hget no so either... But to answer your question, nope, I never ignored anyone on forum. Only people I have ignored in game was that guy who kept making late to spam rolls at some give away event and the guy spamming stuff about rygor or whoever that red player was who died :c I keep old in its own window, but red ooc is so much more entertaining g than blue :3 and that guy was SPAMMING :c

Oh, um, do you like apples?

[Baler]

Yes I like apples they're delicious. Especially in Pie.

Do you think you have a stick up your ass?

[entruil]

No. In fact, I know I do not.

Too many triggers soon as an entruil posted tonight?... reconsider?...

[entruil]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pKcv0Fml-A

[maskedmelon]

No. In fact, I know I do not.

Too many triggers soon as an entruil posted tonight?... reconsider?...

No! ^^ and no sticks in me bum either, Bales =p

I might like to be triggered. I feel it would do me good. I could use the practice, I am not so good at it :c

Would you trigger me?

[entruil]

No! ^^ and no sticks in me bum either, Bales =p

I might like to be triggered. I feel it would do me good. I could use the practice, I am not so good at it :c

Would you trigger me?

Yes.

Should I? No.

//editted above post before I seent... I am right before I was wrong in a way, ... .~,../.

pretty sure ... well ... beligerence(sp) is a natural asset...

can't none done it first yet shout out to fabric and it's threads...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMYAEHE2GrM



/shout "Malachi Saved Us All ~@~~!!";

[Baler]

Should I?

No

Do you like marmalade?

[entruil]

Gross.

Is Trump securing the escape from new york chieftans the set up for the earthquakes and floods while the shits burning?

*

**

***
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEQJZ8Ccpqc

****


WATCH! Laughin' in Real Life... n alt-0248 alt-0248 b 4 life...

[Baler]

entruil if you want to be off the topic please do it in another thread. thanks.

Do you like marmalade?

[skarlorn]

entruil if you want to be off the topic please do it in another thread. thanks.

He is on Topic. Here is a translation:

Gross.

Is Trump securing the escape from new york chieftans the set up for the earthquakes and floods while the shits burning?

*

**

***
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEQJZ8Ccpqc

****


WATCH! Laughin' in Real Life... n alt-0248 alt-0248 b 4 life...

Gross, No.

Is Trump securing the escape from new york chieftans the set up for the earthquakes and floods while the shits burning?

some gibberish and a link not worth clicking

[skarlorn]

Yes to entruil's question

have you ever slipped and said "radio edit" out loud in conversation

[Baler]

have you ever slipped and said "radio edit" out loud in conversation

No, I'm not a cringey person.

Do you feel you're right, even when you're proven wrong?

[maskedmelon]

No, I feel embarrassed and am generally conflicted between wanting to stab that person in the face and hug them :c

Do you like to learn new things?

[Baler]

Do u eat the pussy?

yes, Genetically born, female adult.

Ever make noodles in a coffee pot?

[Whirled]

yes, Genetically born, female adult.

Ever make noodles in a coffee pot?

No, but I've made monkey bread in a slow cooker.

Do you enjoy playing lawyer quest ?

[Tann]

Do you enjoy playing lawyer quest ?

isn't that a nintendo ds game.

taken hallucinogens in the day time?

[Whirled]

isn't that a nintendo ds game.

taken hallucinogens in the day time?

Not @ all, Mr. silly raccoon, I think you know very well what it is, lol
http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=259153
http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=257090
for sake of brevity; i wont list any more, but please feel free to search for the countless other threads about such.

and yes to that question, though long ago.

[maskedmelon]

You broke it :c don't worry, I'll get us started again ^^

Do you like Panang curry?

[Baler]

Yes, I wouldn't say it's a favorite dish but it taste good.

Do you like vanilla ice cream?

[Ahldagor]

Yes.

Do you like habanero pepper?

[Lulz|Sect]

No.

Fuck this stupid thread let's post images in it instead, you start.

[Tankdan]

Get a job

[Computer Man]

voted no

[AzzarTheGod]

already dropped bands on this thread a while ago.

its run its course

[Baler]

Yes.

Do you like habanero pepper?
Yes, I actually grow a couple varieties in my vegetable garden. I add them to chili in the fall. :)


maple + brown sugar oatmeal, or apple cinnamon oatmeal ?
I'll humor this, yes, maple over apple.


Do you mow a lawn in the summer?

[Ahldagor]

Yes, I actually grow a couple varieties in my vegetable garden. I add them to chili in the fall. :)


I'll humor this, yes, maple over apple.


Do you mow a lawn in the summer?

No, roommate pays a crew led by our local bar tender.

Have you ever raided Runnyeye Citadel?

[maskedmelon]

No :c though I should very much like too ^^

Do you like marshmello?

[Ahldagor]

No.

Do you like Tim Curry?

[Baler]

Do you like Tim Curry?

Yes, He has been in a ton of 'classic' movies. some of which are still widely popular to this day.

Would you ever go cliff diving?

[Wiley]

Would you ever go cliff diving?

No, went sky diving once and that was enough thrill for my giblets.

Is there a bull horn in your vehicle that you use to yell at people who drive badly? (seriously saw this last night when i was taking the kid to ToysRus)

[Ahldagor]

No, went sky diving once and that was enough thrill for my giblets.

Is there a bull horn in your vehicle that you use to yell at people who drive badly? (seriously saw this last night when i was taking the kid to ToysRus)

No.

Have you ever tried to count the deaths in Shoot 'em Up?

[this user was banned]

No.

Have you ever tried to count the deaths in Shoot 'em Up?

NO

Do black lives matter?

[Baler]

yes

Do you own a computer or video game console made before the year 2000?

[entruil]

Yes, couple 8-bit NES's I fixed and an atari 7800 that was clean as what when I opened it!

Have you ever killed the Dragonlord at level 19?

[Baler]

Have you ever killed the Dragonlord at level 19?

Yes. It's funny you mention exactly level 19. I tried to do it earlier and I just couldn't manage to beat him any lower. Usually I grind 20+ for the easier win. Man I love that game.

Would you follow a friendly monster through a portal in your dresser to another world?

[skarlorn]

definitely dude

was that a reference to narnia?

[Ahldagor]

definitely dude

was that a reference to narnia?

No.

Have you ever wanted to go to Burning Man?

[maskedmelon]

Yes!

Do you like apple cider?

[Lulz|Sect]

FUCK YES

Do you like bourbon?

[Baler]

Yes, Over rocks with a teaspoon of water. Opens up and takes you into flavor country. :)
Though there are some that are completely fine neat and should never be hindered by agua.

Do you like cooked rice?

[Wiley]

Do you like cooked rice?

Yes, the purple rice you get at korean bbq/tofu house restaurants is the best.

Do you like real Chinese food? Dim Sum stuff like steamed meat clusters, chicken feet, steamed pork buns, etc..

[Whirled]

Yes, but only after donning MOPP lvl 4 and sweeping the food for any radiation levels.

Have you ever been above 10,000 feet elevation?

[Baler]

Yes

Would you jump off a two story building for reputation?

[maskedmelon]

Yes

Would you jump off a two story building for reputation?

Nope.

Do you use a pillow for your head when you sleep?

[Ahldagor]

Nope.

Do you use a pillow for your head when you sleep?

Yes.

Do you like scotch?

[Ahldagor]

No

do you garden?

Yes.

Is Misty Thicket the best starting zone in EQ?

[maskedmelon]

No, it's full of halflings lol.

Do you agree Midori is super delicious?

[skarlorn]

No, it's full of halflings lol.

Do you agree Midori is super delicious?

W T F??
FUCK U
NO UR RONG IDIOT

how often do you think that halflings are the greatest race on norrath?

[Ahldagor]

W T F??
FUCK U
NO UR RONG IDIOT

how often do you think that halflings are the greatest race on norrath?

Every day blessed by Brell.

Did melon lose credibility by bashing Halflings?

[Ahldagor]

No, it's full of halflings lol.

Do you agree Midori is super delicious?

No, it's gross.

Do you like Jaegermeister?

[Ahldagor]

Every day blessed by Brell.

Did melon lose credibility by bashing Halflings?

Yes.

Are the Pickclaw goblins the greatst threat to the stability of Misty Thicket?

[skarlorn]

no, it's actually the evil eyes

did you just triple post without using your 2 other accounts?

[Ahldagor]

no, it's actually the evil eyes

did you just triple post without using your 2 other accounts?

Yes.

What loser has multiple forum accounts when one is sufficient if you're not a moron?

[maskedmelon]

im sorry guys. I just would prefer to be a pretty elf rather than a frumpy halfling, ya know? I like jumjum though and have defended the furryfooted folk from the pixie scourge. Also, i ha e no issue with Vanguard halflings or ddo ones. In fact, in vanguard all of mu characters were halflings and will be again once Telomere is reborn.

Can we agree that gnomes are disgusting?

[Ahldagor]

im sorry guys. I just would prefer to be a pretty elf rather than a frumpy halfling, ya know? I like jumjum though and have defended the furryfooted folk from the pixie scourge. Also, i ha e no issue with Vanguard halflings or ddo ones. In fact, in vanguard all of mu characters were halflings and will be again once Telomere is reborn.

Can we agree that gnomes are disgusting?

No.

Why does melon suffer from heightism?

[maskedmelon]

No.

Why does melon suffer from heightism?

I am shallow :c and bigoted. It not heightims though... It more disproportionism. I actually quite lke being tiny :3 Oh! I have no issues with brownies o(^▽^)o

How about lizards? Can we agree they are mostly nasty, but have some nice ones among them despite their general grossness?

[Ahldagor]

I am shallow :c and bigoted. It not heightims though... It more disproportionism. I actually quite lke being tiny :3 Oh! I have no issues with brownies o(^▽^)o

How about lizards? Can we agree they are mostly nasty, but have some nice ones among them despite their general grossness?

No. All reptiles are fine. Force ball in MK2 for evidence.

Have you ever held a salamander?

[Swish]

No but I've held a gecko

Will you be playing Project 1999 emulated elf simulator on Christmas day?

[Ahldagor]

No but I've held a gecko

Will you be playing Project 1999 emulated elf simulator on Christmas day?

No.

Do you like nuts in your baked goods?

[maskedmelon]

Yeah, like nuts a lot, but try to limit my intake so I do not develop an allergy. I seem to have a talent for developing allergies. I is one of my few.

I like frogs more than lizards personally :3 ooo, but I like turtles and those are reptiles, right?

Not going to be on p99 for Christmas either. I will be away (^-^)/

Hmmm, oh! Do you like chess?

[entruil]

Yes. Dr. Lasker and Alexander Alekhine ftw!

Were earlier questions spawned from seeing this image? the klingon newt!
http://i.imgur.com/0rICLnq.jpg

[maskedmelon]

Awwwww, that one SO CUTE :3

But no, I've not seen that one actually ^^

Do you like winter more than summer?

[Whirled]

Yes, but in florida winter has forgotten about us

Do you play everquest?

Yes, but rarely

Do you change your toothbrush every month?

[Baler]

No, wait till the head is worn, dunk it in peroxide and or Listerine.

Have you ever had a Third-degree+ burn?

[rubberdoor]

yes

have you ever had sexual intercourse with someone of the same gender as yourself?

[Lulz|Sect]

NEWP

have you ever had sexual intercourse with more than one partner in a day?

[Baler]

Yes, self employed and I for the most part make my own hours in conjunction with several local big businesses.

Have you ever been pinched by a lobster or crab?

[Swish]

No, foul shit...whats wrong with people :/

Will you be playing Project 1999 elf simulator on Christmas Day?

[Ahldagor]

No, foul shit...whats wrong with people :/

Will you be playing Project 1999 elf simulator on Christmas Day?

No.


Given the chance and considering personal ethics, would you commit murder?

[Priceline]

Will you eat seafood today on chrismas eve?

yes, asian wife, seafood all day every day.. :(

Rogue One was boring and had way too much fan service, yes?

[Bazia]

tomato has caught several bodies

http://i.imgur.com/nbvnTWa.jpg

[Secrets]

i saw the force awakens and found it to be boring, new one only has cam recordings online so ill hold off.

( walked out of force awakens in theaters too many kids yelling and fighitng and fatasses wolfing popcorn in their mouths )




Will basiah break 35k in earnings this year?

I don't know who that is.

What is the average velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Baler]

Yes, European or African?

Will you be eating ham tomorrow night?

[Lulz|Sect]

No, cooking steaks.

Does it still pee when you burn?

[skarlorn]

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno

is ur self-loathing masked under a thin veneer of despotic e-rage?

[Lulz|Sect]

No, I FUKKEN LUV me!

How many girls are sitting in your lap ATM?

[Baler]

No, Would be nice though.

Do you drink 8 glasses of water a day?

[Zemus]

No. (yes if you count coffee)

Have you ridden a bike in the last 3 years?

[entruil]

No. (yes if you count coffee)

Have you ridden a bike in the last 3 years?

Yes.

Do you let your kids wake you up at 5am on Christmas morning?

[entruil]

Yes.

Do you let your kids wake you up at 5am on Christmas morning?

No I'm already up drinkin' coffee...

Are you forced to run in circles when astronomical alignments shift? as per, say, a distant comet collision with an asteroid?

[Ahldagor]

No.


Do people still believe in astrology when it's been proven that the system itself has shifted over the millenia and that objects that far away don't have enough gravitational influence to affect our daily lives?

[Lulz|Sect]

No.

Christmas lights stay up until Valentine's Day, right?

[Ahldagor]

No.

Christmas lights stay up until Valentine's Day, right?

Yes.

Do you buy gift wrapping materials after Christmas when they're on sale for next year?

[Baler]

Do you buy gift wrapping materials after Christmas when they're on sale for next year?

No, Probably should. That's not a bad idea. I buy it last second usually after I get the gifts. heh

Could you use a robotic exosuit?

[Whirled]

No, Probably should. That's not a bad idea. I buy it last second usually after I get the gifts. heh

Could you use a robotic exosuit?

I think anyone could, so yes.
Think of how many things you could do so much more easily.

I just heard the boss yelling at random worker_03 about their performance.
Should I ramble up to the doorway and call him a min/max'ing bastard?

[entruil]

I think anyone could, so yes.
Think of how many things you could do so much more easily.

I just heard the boss yelling at random worker_03 about their performance.
Should I ramble up to the doorway and call him a min/max'ing bastard?

Yes, but I am not going to add qualifiers.

Will the research published in Advanced Materials really lead to wolverine style self-healing?

[Baler]

Yes, but I am not going to add qualifiers.

Will the research published in Advanced Materials really lead to wolverine style self-healing?

No, Unless they can harness the power of something like cancer. That seems extremely unlikely. Starfish for example can regrow limbs but it takes a very long time. nature moves at it owns pace. Don't fuck with mother nature.

Have you ever been deep sea fishing?

[maskedmelon]

No :/ don't think I ever will either tbh ^^

Did you know that US altered the sizes of everything to make fat people feel better about being disgusting? For example, if you used to be a size 10, you are now a size 6. If you were a 4, you're a 0 and if you were a 0, well, you gonna need to head to the juniors. The funny thing is some manufacturers seem to have even done it with pants that are sized in inches, so liek if you are a 27, then you are now a 23! Yay you! Who cares what the tape says, Your pants say you are 4" smaller!

[Cave Troll]

when i was a kid in the 80s we had a "Husky" Section in clothing stores

if you were skinny you bought regular sizes, if you were a bigger kid you went husky

its classic

[Uuruk]

Above person is on ignore

[Ahldagor]

Yes, I did know that Melon.

Do you think that the poor trolling in this thread is reflective of a growing sense of disconnect and boredom with p99 in general?

[Dothgar]

no

have u ever smoked weed?

[Uuruk]

Above person is on ignore

[Baler]

Uuruk please do not rnf in this thread. Take it somewhere else. Answer the above posters question yes or no and then ask a question.
This applies to everyone (even you lul & cave troll) please and thank you. It's really simple to do.

No, Didn't even know that was a thing. isn't it all cartilage?

Do you like grape soda?

[Uuruk]

Uuruk please do not rnf in this thread. Take it somewhere else. Answer the above posters question yes or no and then ask a question.
This applies to everyone (even you lul & cave troll) please and thank you. It's really simple to do.

No, Didn't even know that was a thing. isn't it all cartilage?

Do you like grape soda?

I'm white

[Dothgar]

yes, grape soda is pretty good but i prefer orange soda

do u smoke weed 4+ days a week?

[Swish]

No

Is 2017 going to be a good year for you?

[Supreme]

Yes

If you had one wish would it be for lips on your hands?

[Baler]

Yes

If you had one wish would it be for lips on your hands?

No, any kind of "lips" I would not want on my hand or hands. I think I saw a halloween costume like that one year. ;)

Do you buy bottled water?

[entruil]

Yes, except yesterday, all of them were leaking.

Do you bottle tap water?

[Ahldagor]

No.

Have you ever seen a whale with a polka-dot tail down by the bay?

[Swish]

No (wtf)

Have you ever had a tarot reading or your palm read?

[Dothgar]

No, palm readings and horoscopes just spew out over-generalized traits that a majority of people have

Do you want to build a snowman?

[Baler]

No, palm readings and horoscopes just spew out over-generalized traits that a majority of people have

Do you want to build a snowman?

No, I'm too old and I think that would be a felony.

Have you ever broken a bottle on the ground?

[mickmoranis]

being psychic is no different than having strong intuition.

Like when a successful person is like, "this is a good idea" and they end up making a ton of money etc.

or any of you are like, "I should pick up classic EQ again"... One could say for sure that your wife would leave you and you'd end up unemployed and it might sound like they were being psychic. But its really just obvious.

To psychic people, more things are that obvious.

[maskedmelon]

^ lol ^^

and no, I've never broken a bottle on the ground, or anywhere else for that matter ^^

do you have psychic powers?

[Swish]

No, NFL is stupid - football (soccer) flows much better.

Have you done your Christmas (2017) shopping yet?

[Matalus]

No

Have you had sexual intercourse this year yet?

[maskedmelon]

No, my new years resolution was to adopt celibacy as a show of support for the last of the Shakers. I don't expect they have much longer and only plan to adhere to this lifestyle until the time of their deaths or the passing of a period of one month, whichever comes first ^^

Do you like mojitos?

[Ahldagor]

Yes.

Has Winter been mild for your area?

[Swish]

Yes it has.

Do you tune into anyone's EQ streams on Twitch?

[maskedmelon]

Sadly no :c Though, I did tune in to yours once so I could see myself in the steam like I was on tv. Felt like a movie star ^^

Do you like Reese's?

[Baler]

The candy?. if so yes I do. I always mash it against the roof of my mouth with my tongue. Then uncomfortably try to get it off like a dog eating peanut butter.
Weird.

Is it bad to get drunk if you have to work the next day?

[Ahldagor]

No.

Have you found the happy medium of quantity consumed to produce a drunken state and not be hungover the next waking period?

[maskedmelon]

No, I've never been drunk, but always have a headache and don't feel like getting out of bed the next morning no matter how little I drink. It don't stop me though ^^

Are you excited to see what will come of the impending Trumpresidency?

[Priceline]

Are you excited to see what will come of the impending Trumpresidency?

No, same shit different day.

Is Rimworld worth it? still in early access

[Ahldagor]

No, guessing.

Is nostalgia more destructive than creative?

[Baler]

Yes, With nostalgia you get locked into a certain perception or remembrance of a thing. One could go so far as to say your point of view on the thing is warped. Perhaps neither good nor bad but it influences your future perceptions. Sayings like "They don't make them like they use to." is an example.

Can you spot the big dipper on a clear night sky?

[maskedmelon]

omgosh yes! Pumpkin spice actually ^^ black with just a touch of sugar to kill the sourness. ＢＩＴＴＥＲＲＲＲＲ! （^人^）

Are you drinking coffee?

[Ahldagor]

Not today.

Are you comfy?

Yes.

Is there icy weather in your near, next two days, future?

[Amyas]

Yes.

Is there icy weather in your near, next two days, future?




Yes

Have you ever stabbed your nether regions with catfish rib bones?

[Baler]

Yes

Have you ever stabbed your nether regions with catfish rib bones?

No, That seems oddly specific. I know a guy who's gotten one through his hand though. He ended up having to go to the doctor because of some infection.

Do you like mushrooms?

[maskedmelon]

No, That seems oddly specific. I know a guy who's gotten one through his hand though. He ended up having to go to the doctor because of some infection.

Do you like mushrooms?

Yes! Outside Of shitake, my favorite are probably shimeji, because they just the right size for all sorts of things. I also like enoki, matsutake, portabella and those ordinary brown ones (forget their name). I don't much care for the ordinary white ones though, too dusty tasting.

Do you like peaches?

[Swish]

Yes, natural not canned, dried or processed.

Do you drink Diet Coke?

[entruil]

Yes, natural not canned, dried or processed.

Do you drink Diet Coke?

No. Not regularly.

Do you hype yourself up by, for examples, working out/listening to music/making money in an epic way, before you commit to hyper-world-domination game theory implementation?

[Swish]

No.

Do you enjoy Heroes of the Storm?

[Dothgar]

HELL no
are you rank diamond+ in league of legends? i am

[Baler]

No, Never played league of legends. I was more a Dota 1 warcraft 3 guy.

Have you written anything in pencil or pen in the past month?

[Swish]

I wrote my name in pen with my bad hand last night to prove to someone I couldn't write with my bad hand.

Do you play Starcraft 2?

[pathius41]

yesterday morning I did, haven't went back to bed yet.

do you have favorite series on Netflix?

[Ahldagor]

Going to assume you mean Netflix produced

No, because I think their best produced series are all on the same level of good.

Have you showered yet on this fine Sunday morning?

No, soon.

Do you enjoy Irish whiskey?

[sonicjoose]

No

Do you like boston terrier?

[maskedmelonpai]

No dogs are shit, all of them

Cats are #1

Do you own a cat?

Of course I do.

Have you ever bought your kitty a costume (halloween, christmas, etc.)?

[mickmoranis]

if that guy does anything with animals its drowns them in sacks. trust me.

[Swish]

Of course I do.

Have you ever bought your kitty a costume (halloween, christmas, etc.)?

No, just toys - cats love catnip toys.

Do you enjoy carbonated soft drinks?

[maskedmelon]

I do not drink soda actually ^^ , so no. I mostly drink water,coffee and tea ^^

Do you like apple liquor?

[Swish]

Never had it - had apple flavored sour shots, not terrible.

Is Elysium wow going to get shut down this year in your opinion?

[Dothgar]

no

do u masturbate atleast once per day?

[Priceline]

missed question: Do you like apple liquor? apple pie moonshine <3

do u masturbate atleast once per day?

in the before time, the long ago.. too busy/old/tired for that shit now

will the "day one DLC" shit ever stop?

[Swish]

No, kids are stupid and buy into some franchises beyond the gameplay/quality.

Will Donald Trump get a SECOND term as President?

[Baler]

No

Have you ever accidently sh!t your pants due to drunkenness/drugs/other?

Thank god, NO. That's a big scare for me. I've pissed the sheets one time in my life (I drank 2 boxes of wine, TWO!) and that's enough embarrassment to put me in the grave.

Are you older than computers?

[maskedmelon]

Not quite, the Abacus has me beat by three years I think.

Do you have a cold?

[bigjerry]

Not quite, the Abacus has me beat by three years I think.

Do you have a cold?

no, but I have a runny nose from about September that seems permanent at this point.

do you see yet that my wisdom is this forum's lifeblood?

[Ahldagor]

no, but I have a runny nose from about September that seems permanent at this point.

do you see yet that my wisdom is this forum's lifeblood?

No. You don't match the proper handle.

Do you guess what food made your feces when you poop?

[Swish]

No.

Do you have a cat? If so, post a picture.

[bigjerry]

No.

Do you have a cat? If so, post a picture.

No. Cats are gay. Except for catboys.

Have you ever experienced bleeding from your rectum?

[Ahldagor]

Yes.

Ever had a staph infection in your genitals?

[entruil]

No.

Should I favor Sig over Cray in honor of his father?

[Baler]

No, Unless his father was Ortega.

Have you ever had hair to or past your shoulders?

[Amyas]

No, Unless his father was Ortega.

Have you ever had hair to or past your shoulders?

Yes


Do you have a innie or a outtie?

[Ahldagor]

Not a yes or no question. Disqualified unless reworded.

Yes, to the top of my ass crack until about 5 years ago.

Do you like the feel of freshly cleaned sheets?

[Baler]

Not a yes or no question. Disqualified unless reworded.

Yes, to the top of my ass crack until about 5 years ago.

Do you like the feel of freshly cleaned sheets?

Aw yeah~! Fresh out the shower and into a freshly made clean bed. It makes me feel like something in a sterile package before you open it.
I don't get how people can not shower before bed. You travel around all day and pick up germs, bacteria, micro bugs on your skin, clothing and hair. Then you hop in bed with all that junk on you. ew.

Do you like 'new car smell'?

[entruil]

Yes, when it is authentic.

Could I have saved Papas when he sac'd himself to save me?

[Ella`Ella]

Since above poster sucks

Not a yes or no question. Disqualified unless reworded.

Yes, to the top of my ass crack until about 5 years ago.

Do you like the feel of freshly cleaned sheets?

Yes.

Are you where you want to be in life?

[maskedmelon]

No, who ever is? ^^

Do you like lamb?

[gildor]

No I don't eat lamb , beef or any red meat

Turkey + chicken only

Do you eat red meat?

Yes, lots of it.

Do you drink corn?

[Ahldagor]

Yes, lots of it.

Do you drink corn?

Yes, in beer form.

Do you like onion?

[bigjerry]

Yes, in beer form.

Do you like onion?

onion is one of the finest aromatic plants god provided us. good french onion soup is next level.

Do you think listening to rap music is a vice?

[gildor]

onion is one of the finest aromatic plants god provided us. good french onion soup is next level.

Do you think listening to rap music is a vice?

Yes

Do you like to visit Miami? ;-)

[maskedmelon]

Never been to Miami, but gonna say no, because it sounds hot and worse yet, humid. I prefer the snow and clouds and stuff.

onion is one of the finest aromatic plants god provided us.

<3 alums++ ^^

Oh yeah, um, do you like jolokia?

[Baler]

idk what Jolokia is other than a slur name for hot peppers.
Yes I do. My winter chili be poppin with spices and hot peppers!

Have you touched a boob in the past week?

[maskedmelon]

Yeah, it is unavoidable and jolokia is a special super hot pepper, also called "the ghost pepper," but I think that sounds dumb ^^

Have you ever had melonpan?

[entruil]

No, sounds good though.

Is this a real question?

[krazyGlue]

Yes


Does your mom know that you suck cock ?

[Baler]

No, because I don't.

Have you been watching the news lately?

[entruil]

No, because I don't.

Have you been watching the news lately?

Yes, more than I should.

Did scientists just sow the seeds of a zombie apocalypse? (https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/lasers-activate-killer-instinct-in-mice/)

[Baler]

Please no zombie animals. No That's weird and I'm scared to leave any room after that.

Would you jump out of a plane with a para shoot?

[maskedmelon]

Please no zombie animals. No That's weird and I'm scared to leave any room after that.

Would you jump out of a plane with a para shoot?

no, not unless it was goin' down ^^

Do you love peppermint? Like a lot?

[Swish]

Yes. I actually had some vanilla/peppermint ice cream last night - was good shit

Will Donald Trump make America great again?

[Ahldagor]

No.

Has Brexit changed anything?

[Baler]

No.

Has Brexit changed anything?

Yes, it created some funny gifs.
http://i.imgur.com/AEJUqyv.gif
Some more funny than others, but eh.

Would you ever ride a bull?

[Ahldagor]

No. Rodeos are boring, less action than an NFL game.

Do you laugh when you hear someone use the word "sheeple?"

[maskedmelon]

Yes ^^ it is a super silly word lol (⌒▽⌒)

Are you sheeple?

[bigjerry]

Yes ^^ it is a super silly word lol (⌒▽⌒)

Are you sheeple?

definitely. i feel like my brain was scooped out in 2006 and now all i can do politically is be ironical and nihilistic.

do you know who the honorable djhives is?

[Ella`Ella]

Nope

did you have eggs or pancakes for breakfast?

Eggs - more protein for the gains.

Do you even?

[maskedmelon]

Eggs - more protein for the gains.

Do you even?

No, I odd. （＾∇＾）

Do you hate?

[saujee]

No,

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?

[maskedmelon]

You supposed to only do yes/no questions! ( *｀ω´)

Here, I fixed it for you ⊂((・⊥・))⊃

No,

If it is suspected that man evolved from monkeys and apes, does the existence of monkeys and apes invalidate the theory?

No, not necessarily. However man is an ape and it is not believe that man evolved from other modern apes. It is believed that man and modern apes ever loved from a common ancestor. The reason there are no other humans is because we (homosapiens) killed them all in the competition for resources and probably also for fun and because we thought they were disgusting.

Do you prefer to cry alone than in so someone's arms?

[bigjerry]

this post doesn't fit the bigjerry collection aesthetic and has been pared to maintain feng shui. don't delete reply I just don't want this in my post history search

[maskedmelon]

double answer cuz I don't want to delete my wall o text.
Yeah. I hate animal abusers and neglecters, Democrats, people who act on sexual fantasies that involve genuine victimization. etc. I don't let it run my life or sap my essence but I think it's unhealthily passive to not hate at all. Certain aberrant behaviors need to summon hate for the perpetrator as a matter of maintaining order to minimize suffering. Real hate isn't an obsession, it isn't something that should motivate you to torture; it is an understanding that something must be destroyed and the resolve to do it efficiently and minimize its impact on you and the world. Don't let gay (((Star Wars))) morality and ugly looking sith characters hamstring you intellectually. Your enemy keeps all options open and you must too.

Also, it requires a depressingly bleak worldview to remove people's responsibility for their own actions by saying they are chemically predestined to do what they do. If you are able to refrain from talking to voices in your head in public and can pass for sane and hold a job, if you are aware enough to do your crimes in private and attempt to get away with them, then fuck off with the excuses.



I'm sure you are trolling, but if strep strain B in petri dish one is the mutated and genetically distinct offspring of strep strain A in petri dish two, how does strain A still exist? supremely dumb question, isn't it?

Do you believe man affects the climate of Earth?

This why I love you(*^^*) And yeah, man affects climate in Earth. I remain skeptical of the magnitude of the effect though because of how the Church of Climate Science operates and the absence of compelling data. Very spericic analyses can yield terrifying results, but none of it makes much sense from a high level. Should be common sense though to not dump heavy metals and carcinogens into our environment. And what's she difficult about turning water off while brushing your teeth, turning lights off when you not in the room and putting plastic bottles in a different receptacle from food waste. All seems perfectly reasonable even if the earth isn't melting ^^

I won't ask a question since I have one floating up too still. Someone go fetch it! ^. ~v

[saujee]

yes, cheers mask!

If a black cat mates with a white cat. Will a grey cat be born?

[Baler]

No the stronger gene pool dominates the color.

Do you like Frank's Red Hot Sauce?

[bigjerry]

Frank's beats nothing, but it's very low-tier in the hot sauce hierarchy.

Is posting here something you are ashamed of?

[Ahldagor]

No.

Have you ever posted while taking a shit?

[Baler]

No, just no. :|

Have you played Project 1999 in the past month?

[Ahldagor]

No.

Do you take cover during wather alerts?

[Swish]

No, aint nobody telling me I'm not supposed to go out :p

Have you ever considered Heroes of the Storm?

[Tecmos Deception]

No, aint nobody telling me I'm not supposed to go out :p

Have you ever considered Heroes of the Storm?

No.

Does the world owe you anything?

[entruil]

No.

Does the world owe you anything?

Yes. I have gotten the middle and beginning, yet still owed an end.

Have you made a video this week?

[jarlerop]

Yes. I have gotten the middle and beginning, yet still owed an end.

Have you made a video this week?

Yes.
Have you ever stolen a boat?

[Ahldagor]

No.

Have you ever been climbing down a ladder and felt a sudden splatter?

[Angushjalmur]

No.

Have you ever been climbing down a ladder and felt a sudden splatter?

diarrheyeah

Do you even lift?

[maskedmelon]

No. I cardio though ^^

Do you like chai tea?

[bigjerry]

No. I cardio though ^^

Do you like chai tea?

chai is d o p e. i've got a whole system for preparing it.

Have you ever been unemployed for a year or more?

[Angushjalmur]

chai is d o p e. i've got a whole system for preparing it.

Have you ever been unemployed for a year or more?

Well I play everquest, so ill give you a guess

Do you subscribe to the reptilian theory?

[Baler]

No, but I humor it.

Do you chew your finger nails?

[maskedmelon]

No, but I humor it.

Do you chew your finger nails?

No.

Do you chew your hair?

[Angushjalmur]

No.

Do you chew your hair?

too short now. didnt when it was long though

is climate change a myth?

[Angushjalmur]

No there is some merit to global warming - but I think the Earth will stay in equilibrium and adjust to the changes without disaster striking.

Ned Flanders Metal band 'Okilly Dokilly' - yes or no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDPkt2jMZpA&list=PLYnw4T9bPCnmrc0ShVbok9MnEnfuy-Gmd

Definitely no.

Do you drink enough water?

[Baler]

no, and 99% of people DO NOT drink enough water. I drink alot of water because I understand but not enough.

Would you fist fight me IRL?

[Ahldagor]

Yes, for charity.

Is a gallon of water a day sufficient?

[Angushjalmur]

no, and 99% of people DO NOT drink enough water. I drink alot of water because I understand but not enough.

Would you fist fight me IRL?

Yes

Have you ever had surgery?

[Baler]

Yes, for charity.

Is a gallon of water a day sufficient?
No, at least 2
chug that shit,. Not kidding
Water = Life

Yes

Have you ever had surgery?


Yeah on my nuts,. one was bigger than the other one that's huge,. now they're equally huge



---


Have you thrown up in the past month?

PS. I look forward to our charity bloody knuckles fight @Ahldagor :)

[Angushjalmur]

No, but maerilith is posting pics in another thread so there's still a chance


Have you ever gone skydiving?

[maerilith]

Yes.

Have you ever fapped to a R99 tranny?

[Baler]

no

Would you play legend of zelda if forced?
---
Hope my face is a prune from that charity fight (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdEUwHF7d7I)

[Baler]

No

Do you like pears?

[maskedmelon]

Yeah, I guess and too much water es no bueno neither. You can actually die from too much. I found that without exertion 1 gal (in addition to other non-hydrating beverages like coffee, tea and alcohol) is pushing it and will give me headaches. I do 3 liters a day ^^

Did you know FFXIV has millions of active subscribers?

[bigjerry]

yes I did!

did you know ffxiv has a thriving RP community, and the RP features are nuts good (head turn to target, 50000 emotes, ingame marriage ceremonies, next level fashionquest, crazy character customization)?

[maerilith]

yes I did!

did you know ffxiv has a thriving RP community, and the RP features are nuts good (head turn to target, 50000 emotes, ingame marriage ceremonies, next level fashionquest, crazy character customization)?

Nope, sounds like second life.

Do you think J is pretty?

[maskedmelon]

Yeah, pretty sure anyway. On the ffxiv emotes though, I thought it was cute how all the characters glance down and throw their arms out like "WHAT!?" when you change their clothes at character creation. Was pretty funny, all the models do it ^^

[Baler]

no? pm me the shots.

I just drank a 5th of vodka. dare me to drive? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z__EjTiKJ6k)

[entruil]

no? pm me the shots.

I just drank a 5th of vodka. dare me to drive? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z__EjTiKJ6k)

Sure. Just maybe not that one and maybe better quality. Unless you just drank a 5th, then you should not drive.



I didn't even know this existed... didn't actually watch it yet...
Dragon Warrior (English) - Episode 1 part 1 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53-L-vp-LxQ)?

[Baler]

Yes! By the same artist that did Dragon Ball. He also did a ton of art for the games such as cover art and stuff. i.imgur.com/efEqxdG.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/efEqxdG.jpg)

Do you like milk?

[username17]

Yes! By the same artist that did Dragon Ball. He also did a ton of art for the games such as cover art and stuff. i.imgur.com/efEqxdG.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/efEqxdG.jpg)

Do you like milk?

Yes. But I only ever drink it with cereal and I don't eat cereal anymore.

- Do you play EQ with any co-workers?

[Ahldagor]

Yes. But I only ever drink it with cereal and I don't eat cereal anymore.

- Do you play EQ with any co-workers?

No.

Do you drink coffee?

[entruil]

Yes, brewing a cup of pumpkin spice as we speak!

Are you hopeful for green99? ^^

Yes.

Have you ever ninja'd an item after you knew better? (Not a noob mistake)

[Baler]

No, because I fear Sirken will pop out from behind a tree and smite me instantly on the spot.

Do you like orange juice?

[bigjerry]

No, because I fear Sirken will pop out from behind a tree and smite me instantly on the spot.

Do you like orange juice?

orange juice = soda. i do like it tho, since as a human i am programmed to enjoy highly concentrated sugar.

do you write in joke candidates or vote third party like a homosexual?

[Lurikeen]

Yes

Have you chewed your mom's used tampax pads?

[Ahldagor]

Yes

Have you chewed your mom's used tampax pads?

No.

Do you condone masturbating while at work?