I like Tralina

[Lron]

Tralina is the delightful subject of this lovely thread which will soon reach 1000 posts. As a newcomer, the onus is on you to educate yourself, not on us to restrict our conversations to your limited knowledge base. Have a nice day! :) :) :)

Beta male mad at the Big Man on Campus.

[Hasbinlulz]

1) Limited intelligence and vocabulary;
2) Aspires to wiping asses for income;
3) Lives with parents;
4) Tries to correct usage of the word irony without understanding it himself;
5) Mad;
6) Bad; and, obviously,
7) Fat.
And somehow I get more ass than you.

[Alawen]

And somehow I get more ass than you.

Q: How would you make a rogue unbeatable in PVP?
A: Let him wear plate armor.

Q: How could he lose?
A: Hasbinbad.

[Hasbinlulz]

You're such a mook.

The only thing I have that is better than what is available on the server now is LR Gloves. Every single other piece has been obsoleted.

And I haven't played at except for like 3 random ass days for like 7 months.

Still took 2nd over however many VP+ SkyDagger+ TMO rogues, so you can kiss the darkest part of my lily white ass.

Sometime you should tell me what it's like to be cool.

Then I'll tell you what it's like not to be delusional.

[Alawen]

You're a <insert meaningless insult>.

<defensive explanation of how losing is actually winning>.

<final wound licking and false pride>.

Gosh, I sure didn't mean to hurt your feelings, li'l guy. I thought we were just giving each other some shit in a good-natured way. Maybe you shouldn't throw barbs at people who you know will dish back?

[Alawen]

Beta male mad at the Big Man on Campus.

Hey, I sent you three smileys. You could at least give me one. Or maybe a frowny. :mad:

Wait, u mad bro?

[Alawen]

P.S. Thank you both for helping this thread reach 100 pages--two years in the making!

[Hasbinlulz]

Alawen!!
http://i.imgur.com/tLg2x.jpg
Alawen!!
http://i.imgur.com/AoVig.jpg

[Alawen]

You think you've won these little interactions when you start posting someone else's graphics, but really you've lost. It means you lack the words to express anything of substance, because you know if you do you'll end up on pure defense, which is another way to say sad loser. This is similar to your explanation of how you really won the BotB, but you actually lost.

You're a tiny little man, Hasbinbad, with a tiny little brain. You start fights on the Internet that you completely lack the sack to back up in person. You're afraid so afraid of your own shadow that you don't even meet your own guildmates.

I like that consonance. Lack the sack. Say it out loud with me.

[Hasbinlulz]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd alawen is gonna beat me up irl for posting his rl pictures lolwut herderp

[Alawen]

Ah yes, the poison the well strategy. If you're insecure about your personal appearance, quickly deflect.

Then help yourself to more butter.

[Jburks8]

HODOR!

[Snagglepuss]

Alawen, bringing RnF back to what it used to be.

[karsten]

kubark

[Tarathiel]

i like this thread

[Shannacore]

Was a good thread, would read again.

P.S. Hi Alawen!

[Loli Pops]

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071128003656/uncyclopedia/images/b/b9/Barfing_Rainbow.gif

[Taluvill]

This is still going? holy fuck i've been gone a long time

[Hasbinlulz]

Sup you little ninja looting bitch?

[Snagglepuss]

Too bad you didn't win the BotB Hasbin... your title could be Hasbinbad the Has Been.

[Raavak]

Don't let this die!

[jarshale]

oh jesus

[OngorDrakan]

Gunna PK you

[PhuckTMO]

I like Tralina. She is swell in my book.

I also like Alawen.

..and myself. A lot.

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/558469_274402876009001_850896567_n.jpg

[PhuckTMO]

My name is Stealin Dragons. I defend TMO in every aspect, while rubbing the tip of my dick....Please forgive me but they do get me eva so harrrrrd.......

[Grumble]

I'll admit I have a crush on Tralina.

[Diggles]

My name is the Project1999 forums and i misuse memes like it's a bad habit

[Faywind]

My name is the Project1999 forums and i misuse memes like it's a bad habit

You sure do!

[SamwiseBanned]

Don't mess with Tralina, she's my future drinking buddy!

[Grahm]

good bump

[Grahm]

<Wa11ace> haze1: tralina has one night stands



Wallace doesn't lie

[Grahm]

< Wa11ace > haze1: tralina has one night stands



Wallace doesn't lie

[Alawen]

I think Tralina is a pretty nice girl.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Chess_piece_-_White_knight.JPG/339px-Chess_piece_-_White_knight.JPG

[Lexical]

Tralina is still dead to me.

[quido]

I jerked off to Tralina's video.

[Kagatob]

I was taught not to respect women because then they will respect you. If u give them what they want they will just walk all over you. tell that whore to fuck off

[Tippett]

SamwiseBanned
Banned

lol

[Kagatob]

90% of the first 3 pages of posters are banned.

[Twoberries]

90% of the first 3 pages of posters are banned.

Change your posts-per-page setting, Douchenozzle!:eek:

[Kagatob]

Change your posts-per-page setting, Douchenozzle!:eek:

Por Que?

[Shannacore]

Pleased to see this thread is still goin'.

^_^

[Relapse2]

you and lover boy still going strong?

http://i53.tinypic.com/rc3r0x.jpg

[jkfranklin]

I think Tralina is a fucking ugly girl.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Chess_piece_-_White_knight.JPG/339px-Chess_piece_-_White_knight.JPG

hey now

[Leftoverture]

whatever happened to valora?

[49shadesofgay]

http://boingboing.net/2012/07/16/breaking-bad-season-5-xeni-ai.html

[Shannacore]

whatever happened to valora?

Teh paladin? She is still out there somewhere.

[Bodeanicus]

Goddamn, girl. Get off P99, and get on P90X. You used to be smoking. Don't let your wetback boyfriend turn you into a white version of those blimps they always marry.

[Misto]

I LIKE TRALINA'S THIGHS.

[Misto]

BTW - Tony Horton is a fggt.

Get that ***** off my TV

[FoxxHound]

I jerked off to Tralina's video.

[Raavak]

WTF Sigourney weaver

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/8679/gorillasinthemistscreen.pngI'm glad I'm not the only one who fails to be turned on by Sigourney. Its not that she's ugly. When I look at her it's like... I dunno... looking at my sister, or something.

[Raavak]

I have to admit that sometimes its fun being a dick. Lol!

[r00t]

I jerked off to Tralina's video.

[Alawen]

Sigourney Weaver is 5'11 1/2" and holds degrees from Stanford and Yale. She's not for you beta boys. Stick to drooling over bobbleheads.

http://media.filmz.ru/photos/medium/m_135908.jpg

[FoxxHound]

I like my women tall!~

[r00t]

itt 5'11.5 is tall

[gotrocks]

why ?

[Hailto]

Can we let this thread die please.

[Alawen]

Can we let this thread die please.

This thread is immortal and can never die.

Unlike FE.

[this user was banned]

This thread is immortal and can never die.

Unlike Tralina's STDs


FTFY

[Alawen]

I don't know much about Tralina's sexual habits except that she's had two boyfriends in the three years or so that I've known her.

I can see how you would find FE comparable to an STD, though.

[Hailto]

I don't know much about Tralina's sexual habits except that she's had two boyfriends in the three years or so that I've known her.

I can see how you would find FE comparable to an STD, though.

Why do you have such a boner for TMO? Not trolling, genuinely curious why you have such a penchant for them. Are you even in the guild?

[Alawen]

Why do you have such a boner for TMO? Not trolling, genuinely curious why you have such a penchant for them. Are you even in the guild?

This has been a running logical fallacy for a number of people. It's sort of a converted form of "if you are not with us, you are against us." In my case, this has been extended to an unstated standard argument something like this:

Alawen is against FE
TMO is against FE
Therefore, Alawen is with TMO

This has some acceptance as common but illogical wisdom in the phrase "my enemy's enemy is my friend," which is only sometimes true.

I have some friends in TMO, and I recognize them as the number one guild on this server, but neither of those things are the reason I disparage FE. I found Visceral and Mortiiss to be dreadfully pompous with all their bragging about things they were going to do, and they have, in fact, never followed through on those boasts. I also found both Sloan and Shinko to be intolerable assholes and utterly greedy lootwhores during my brief time in BDA.

My ongoing observations of FE member behavior reinforced my early prejudice against them, though this could be attributed to confirmation bias. If anything, my dislike for FE reinforced any affection for TMO, and not the other way around.

It amuses me to have people claim I'm sucking up for pixels and other such nonsense, usually with homoerotic connotations, which is why I haven't previously posted anything to quell the accusation. I think it reflects much more about the motivations of the accusers than what it says about me. Anyone who knows me even a little bit will quickly realize that I always speak my mind, often to my own detriment.

I'm a member of The A-Team.

TL;DR: Hating on FE doesn't make anyone a TMO fanboy.

[Misto]

I heard Tralina cuts the balls off the men she has sex with. And then dresses up like a barbarian and puts them in a loin cloth.

She hasn't denied it yet. So you should take this as fact.

[Hailto]

Yeah, the problem with that argument is that you constantly defend TMO, its not just your hatred for FE that makes people question your motives.

[Hailto]

Anyway, I was just curious, I rarely play on this server anymore. Its just odd to me to see someone defend a guild so vehemently that they aren't even a part of.

[Alawen]

Yeah, the problem with that argument is that you constantly defend TMO, its not just your hatred for FE that makes people question your motives.

Examples please? I don't think I've even mentioned TMO in a post for months.

[Hailto]

See above ^

[Hasbinbad]

damn, dis deli detective deducing delicious details

[Alawen]

I obviously misspoke; TMO is fairly ubiquitous on the server and secondary references to them are common.

Neither of those can in any way be construed as me defending TMO. The concept doesn't even make sense.

[Hasbinbad]

(btw alawen, that is alliteration)

[Alawen]

damn, dis deli detective deducing delicious details

Alliteration stuck in HBB's brain!

[Alawen]

(btw alawen, that is alliteration)

It's also consonance.

[Hasbinbad]

You can find several examples of me employing artful alliteration before you deigned to tell me about it as if I didn't know what it was. But thaaaanks.

http://i.imgur.com/GNOpopd.jpg

[Hailto]

You two are so cute together.

[r00t]

dam

[Hasbinbad]

It's also consonance.
What you quoted at first was consonance (barely) but not alliteration.

Also, I do not think this D example is consonance, and I think you'd be hard pressed to find anyone - more familiar with the concept - to agree.

[Hasbinbad]

You two are so cute together.
stfu when you speak to your elders, noob.

[Hailto]

stfu when you speak to your elders, noob.

Im fairly certain we are the same age.

[Hasbinbad]

flim flam on the ding dong going pitter patter in your hoo-hoo.

[Hasbinbad]

Im fairly certain we are the same age.
Noob thinks RL age means anything on the forums for the emulation of a 14 year old elf simulator.

[Hailto]

Been here since 09 dawg.

[Alawen]

What you quoted at first was consonance (barely) but not alliteration.

Also, I do not think this D example is consonance, and I think you'd be hard pressed to find anyone - more familiar with the concept - to agree.

Alliteration is, by definition, a special case of consonance. However, when you dismiss dictionaries as a credible source, you can define anything in any way you choose.

[Alawen]

Noob thinks RL age means anything on the forums for the emulation of a 14 year old elf simulator.

Anyone who played on live with any impact has to be at least late twenties and more likely thirties now. It intrigues me that P99 draws new players with little or no experience of classic EQ.

[Hailto]

Anyone who played on live with any impact has to be at least late twenties and more likely thirties now. It intrigues me that P99 draws new players with little or no experience of classic EQ.

I've tried to introduce several RL friends who didn't play back in the day to P99. They invariably play about 2 hours and then say the server is horrible. I personally don't think I would enjoy the game either if it didn't have the nostalgia factor.

[Alawen]

I've tried to introduce several RL friends who didn't play back in the day to P99. They invariably play about 2 hours and then say the server is horrible. I personally don't think I would enjoy the game either if it didn't have the nostalgia factor.

I definitely would not. EQ's graphics and user interface are both really bad. When I first started playing here, I expected everyone to be in the nostalgia camp. I can't figure out the draw at all given that there are so many free games to play now.

[Hasbinbad]

why do people listen to mozart anymore when there is so much new music?

[Stinkum]

Everybody knows TMO are shitbags of the server but some of you care way too much about it.

This server is only fun for casual, nostalgia purposes. Calling up some of your RL friends that used to play EQ back in High School and reliving it 'till it's cached it's fun factor, then move on.

Don't even think about fucking around on the end-game. Employed individuals who actually contribute to society and have girlfriends can't compete with TMO neckbeards who made this FTEing elf armor their entire lives.

[Alawen]

What an awkward situation for Harry. He either has to admit to not being very young or admit to no end game experience in classic.

[gotrocks]

can we please let this die?
hbb stop fanning the flames =P

[r00t]

one time i tried showin my friend EQ and hes like thats the gayest fucking shit i ever saw im like no lol u can kill other ppl

[Hasbinbad]

can we please let this die?
hbb stop fanning the flames =P
Rather you should ask the tiger to lay aside his stripes, the leopard her spots. Instead ask the birds and the bees not to fly or the spider not to spin a web. Ask the fish to stop swimming and the plants to shrink from the sun.

[gotrocks]

Rather you should ask the tiger to lay aside his stripes, the leopard her spots. Instead ask the birds and the bees not to fly or the spider not to spin a web. Ask the fish to stop swimming and the plants to shrink from the sun.

lol im about to eslap you with tralina's epeen if you dont let this die like you know it should.

110 pages about tralina? what does that say about us as a community? :(

[Razdeline]

Lol at all the e-nerds donned in armor in this thread.

Pathetic!

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

Lol at all the e-nerds donned in armor in this thread.

Pathetic!

[gotrocks]

Lol at all the e-nerds donned in armor in this thread.

Pathetic!

.....1100 posts of it. lets say its a 50/50 split, and we have 550 people bashing a woman they've never met and 550 defending.

but the real point is.... why did this go on for so long? :(

[Razdeline]

.....1100 posts of it. lets say its a 50/50 split, and we have 550 people bashing a woman they've never met and 550 defending.

but the real point is.... why did this go on for so long? :(

The prospect of e-tang.

[gotrocks]

The prospect of e-tang.

...to stick their e-peens in?

no! stop it! we're letting this die!

[Razdeline]

What is dead may never die, though

[Ektar]

I'm in loooooooove


http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/296394_2128751293077_1074780041_32500345_5392544_n .jpg

[r00t]

fabulous hair and i am not a homosexual so idk how i notice that

[r00t]

what i meant to say is fuck off no bump the shameless white knight elf simulator forumquest thread created by known tmo spy tupac alive in serbia

[Hasbinbad]

lol im about to eslap you with tralina's epeen if you dont let this die like you know it should.

110 pages about tralina? what does that say about us as a community? :(
i write poetry for you and you don't even care.

[Tasslehofp99]

I'm in loooooooove


http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/296394_2128751293077_1074780041_32500345_5392544_n .jpg

Don't know tralina personally, don't care what anyone says about her or whatever but....


I suspect 95% of p99 players lives would be better if they had a girl as pretty and as cool (plays eq duh) as she is. Probably over 80% of p99 players wished they could bag a chick as bad as her even just for one night. /whiteknight off!


Would bang though!

[Rellapse19]

that is an old pic ... add 100 pounds and a ugly ass nose ring that is our girl today

[r00t]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUTXb-ga1fo

[Rellapse19]

maybe it will motivate her to loose the 100 pounds so she can get back to a 6/10 instead of a 2/10

[r00t]

great sig relapse heres a micropenis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMSWRT6ynhs

[Rellapse19]

<3 GG Allin

[Autotune]

flim flam on the ding dong going pitter patter in your hoo-hoo.

bibble-babble drip-drop moon-man shiffle-shuffle tisty-tosty
bing-bang fible-fable muster-master shilly-shally tit-tat
bingle-bangle fiddle-faddle niddle-noddle shim-sham titter-totter
chiff-chaff filly-folly niddy-noddy sing-song tittle-tattle
chip-chop fingle-fangle nid-nod skimble-skamble titty-totty
chit-chat fix-fax niff-naff slipper-slopper tric-trac
chitter-chatter flim-flam ******s-noggers slip-slap trim-tram
chuffe-chaffe flip-flap nig-nog slip-slop tringum-trangum
click-clack flip-flop ning-nong smick-smack trinkum-trankum
clink-clank flipperty-flopperty peat-pot snick-snack trittle-trattle
clinkum-clankum fribble-frabble pid-pad snipper-snapper trit-trot
clip-clop gibble-gabble ping-pong snip-snap twiddle-twaddle
clipper-clapper giff-gaff pip-pop spitter-spatter twingle-twangle
clish-clash head-hid pish-pash splish-splash whimsy-whamsy
clitter-clatter higgle-haggle pit-pat splishy-splashy whim-wham
clush-clash hip-hop pitter-patter squish-squash whitter-whatter
coon-can hirrie-harrie plip-plop swing-swang whittie-whattie
crick-crack jibber-jabber pot-peat swish-swash wibble-wobble
crickle-crackle jiggy-joggy prittle-prattle switter-swatter wibbly-wobbly
crinkle-crankle jim-jam ribble-rabble teenty-taunty widdle-waddle
crinkly-crankly jingle-jangle rickety-rackety teeny-tiny wiggle-waggle
crinkum-crankum kim-kam ric-rac tick-tack wiggly-waggly
criss-cross knick-knack riff-raff tick-tock wig-wag
dibble-dabble knit-knot rip-rap ticky-tacky wimble-wamble
diddle-daddle Lib-Lab rittle-rattle tig-tag wimbly-wambly
dilly-dally ling-long rope-ripe tingle-tangle wish-wash
dimber-damber loch-leech scribble-scrabble ting-tang wishy-washy
dindle-dandle micro-macro scrip-scrap tinkle-tankle wringle-wrangle
ding-dong mingle-mangle scritch-scratch tipsy-topsy
dingle-dangle mish-mash sheet-shot tip-tap
dingle-dongle mixty-maxty shick-shack tip-top

[Autotune]

in your hoo-hoo

[Alawen]

Lawl false dichotomy

Old man is losing it after being outed for the TMO faggot that he is.

Classic came out 14 years ago. Little kids were not in top guilds. You're either over 30 or else you were a little kid on live. There isn't any logic involved here, just third- or fourth-grade arithmetic.

You were right to suspect something, though. It was a trick. Everyone already knows that you have the beat up body and dim-witted brain of a 60-year-old man with early onset dementia AND that you have no clue about the classic end game.

Gothic Circle, lol. Do you cut yourself?

[gotrocks]

i write poetry for you and you don't even care.

aw. i didnt hurt your efeelings did i ? :(

im sorry. now kill this fuckin thread!


also, it seems that there's a lot of p99 players with steady gf's, i imagine that all of them are smoking hot and not bitchy at all.

[r00t]

yaw duh nerd

http://pastebin.com/hLbRx6pe

[Alawen]

aw. i didnt hurt your efeelings did i ? :(

im sorry. now kill this fuckin thread!


also, it seems that there's a lot of p99 players with steady gf's, i imagine that all of them are smoking hot and not bitchy at all.

Stop hating on my epic thread.

Also, pics of your girlfriend or else fat.

[gotrocks]

Alawen your epic thread is hurting my brain and making us all look bad.

Also, there are already pics of my gf on rnf :) i'd post more but thatd just make this thread go on longer and i dont want that

[Alawen]

Alawen your epic thread is hurting my brain and making us all look bad.

Also, there are already pics of my gf on rnf :) i'd post more but thatd just make this thread go on longer and i dont want that

I don't know where the pics are and that makes me sad.

This is the king of all RnF threads and your posts asking it to stop are helping to keep it going. I thank you, Tralina thanks you, the P99 community thanks you, your parents are proud of you. We all win.

[gotrocks]

noooooooo....!

[Alawen]

Oh yes.

[Alawen]

Paragraphs of rage after being called out for sucking up to children in TMO for pixels on a fake version of a game

I am beginning to think that Harry is a really terrible AI written by Naez. Naez, could you add a little more variety to the language base?

[gotrocks]

Oh yes.

lol'd irl

[Autotune]

I am beginning to think that Harry is a really terrible AI written by Naez. Naez, could you add a little more variety to the language base?

I have thought this too.

He really could be automated.

[Alawen]

I have thought this too.

He really could be automated.

I feel guilty sometimes when I taunt him. I sincerely believe he has a chronic brain injury. It's particularly sad that he has a kid.

[Rellapse19]

I feel guilty sometimes when I taunt him. I sincerely believe he has a chronic brain injury. It's particularly sad that he has a kid.

says the 40+ yr old with no 1 to love him....

[Alawen]

Wait Autotune got bribes? How the fuck do I get bribes?!

[Alawen]

says the 40+ yr old with no 1 to love him....

Not even Mommy loves me?! WTF :( :( :(

[Alawen]

You left out pixels and a homoerotic reference, deli boy.

[Autotune]

Wait Autotune got bribes? How the fuck do I get bribes?!

wait... i got bribes? where are my fuckin bribes?

[Autotune]

Lol deli boy, can't even troll with the correct profession out of sheer senility and/or stupidity

Yeah, his profession is ex-combat medic that was never in combat or a medic who now trolls p99 forums while taking meat orders at the piggly wiggly.

[Alawen]

Lol deli boy, can't even troll with the correct profession out of sheer senility and/or stupidity

You just may be running for the most retarded poster on these forums and Naez is still here in a drug induced stupor every night posting gibberish to himself.

I apologize for being flippant about your new career. Is it better if I refer to you as a sammich professional?

[Rellapse19]

Sad is being almost 50, alone, with no family, drinking yourself into stupidity mere hours before "work", and then posting about it on the internet as if to sound less alone and pathetic lol

I believe sad might be a tad too weak of an adjective for that, actually.

quoted for accuracy

[Alawen]

Sammich technician? Midday meal nutrition coordinator?

[Autotune]

hmm, we probably only have those around here... but you can just name swap to whatever local pos grocery store you're slingin porkchops at.

[Alawen]

I'm having trouble telling the difference between Harry and Harry's stalker. Is this an existential crisis?

[Ektar]

I almost joined gothic circle. they were cool people. Especially when IB was like "sorry bro we got too many paladins" I was really leaning gothic circle. But the universe unfolded as it did and a monkey and a blowup doll could dance on the grave of the innocent

[FoxxHound]

Sex

[Hasbinbad]

We had like 17 paladins and still let you in. stop bitching.

[Ektar]

ok. OK.

There was mugwy and kinburt. Then karsten was like SEE YA FOOL and joined. Then it was like "sorry 3 paladins and 17 memebers? idk"

Then mugwy had to quit before I was allowed to apply! SO I WILL QQ TIL I GO TAKE A SHOWER THEN GO TO JERSEY