Katrik celebrity thread

[susvain0362]

This thread is for the best looking gal on the server, aka Ms. Project1999 Katrik!

No lady has yes to contest for the throne. Katrik is Queen Bitch here on p99. She is the hottest chick walking norrath today.

Sow your respect, admiration and appreciation here guys and gals

[Skittlez]

I want pics

[Hasbinbad]

i wouldn't fuck katrik.

[Hasbinbad]

i'd make love to katrik.

[katrik]

http://i.imgur.com/qcwd27C.jpg

Tranny lovin

[katrik]

oh god why is it so fucking huge

[chtulu]

oh god why is it so fucking huge

Asked all of your boyfriends.

[katrik]

http://i.imgur.com/qcwd27Cl.jpg

[katrik]

Asked all of your boyfriends.

lol

[Skittlez]

http://i.imgur.com/qcwd27Cl.jpg

9/10 Would sodomize.

[katrik]

Feel free to paypal me a few grand to get my tits done.

[Obsidus]

Gotta love the haters with rustled jimmies over the fact that someone they'd normally sexualize, has uncomfortably encroached upon their latetnet homophobia/bigotry; or perhaps homosexuality? Cognitive dissonance on display here folks.

Fuck the insecure haters, you're looking good Katrick.

[Estolcles]

Gotta love the haters with rustled jimmies over the fact that someone they'd normally sexualize, has uncomfortably encroached upon their latetnet homophobia/bigotry; or perhaps homosexuality? Cognitive dissonance on display here folks.

Fuck the insecure haters, you're looking good Katrick.

Seconded.

[Estolcles]

would u suck his dick?

Are we talking about Katrik?

It's her dick. And yes I would.

[katrik]

Uh.. I love sucking dick..

I REALLY REALLY DO.

[chtulu]

id pay big money to watch you skeet on your own face.

[katrik]

id pay big money to watch you skeet on your own face.

will trade 4 fungi

[chtulu]

no rmting, just western union for jizz face

[Shannacore]

Katrik is Queen Bitch here on p99.

I <3 Katris as much as the next person, but let's not go that far

[Shannacore]

*Katrik, fuck.


#vodka

[Shannacore]

ya srs got to have been fucked by least 5 nerds here to be the queen

The number is <5 kthnx

[hatelore]

Damn, RnF has degraded to a point of no return. Plus in other news: 80% of RnF is Pro-homo. lol

[hatelore]

I guess I am just crazy but, with all the amazing "real" tits and asses in this world, I can't fathom how anyone would even want to be gay. I seriously cannot. But to each there own, Who am I to judge.

[chtulu]

its the best of both worlds. Boobs, hot body and face + a dick to peg me with. 99% of you know you love a finger in the anus. That shit feels amazing on top of a bj or Handy.

[katrik]

its the best of both worlds.

[katrik]

For the ass men: My ass is fabulous.
http://i.imgur.com/WZgIEv7l.jpg

[katrik]

You know you love it you queers!

lololol

[katrik]

My ass is perfect! I keep errthang waxed.

[OMGWTF420]

someone hit me in the face with a shovel plz

[katrik]

giggling so hard.. I love you guys XD XD XD

[Hasbinbad]

For the ass men: My ass is fabulous.
http://i.imgur.com/WZgIEv7l.jpg
don't show this picture.

because your expression and posture and lighting makes you look like an awkward clown with scoliosis who has just been unpleasantly surprised, with a flat ass.

[Hasbinbad]

and u know i love you and am only telling you that for your own benefit

[Hasbinbad]

No. No I wouldn't do that.

I JUST FUCKING MIGHT allow myself to get too drunk to remember letting him suck mine tho.

[katrik]

Yah the face is out of focus, good ASS shot though.. =)

[Hasbinbad]

If you like skinny white girls I guess.

[chtulu]

What does a man have to do to see some full frontal?

you should get on chaturbate or skype and show me what you got katrik.

[Hasbinbad]

I've never seen the attraction people have with them.

[Hasbinbad]

I would suck literally any penis that slaps up against my face.

[katrik]

I've never seen the attraction people have with them.

Mine's adorable. I got a hundred hot pics on an SLR I gotta upload.. I might share .. I dunno.

[Hasbinbad]

do u bleach your taint and anus?

[Hasbinbad]

also, did u kno ur anus is a gas giant?

[Kagatob]

also, did u kno ur anus is a gas giant?

Ice giant. Lurn2science.

Full frontal request seconded.

[Skittlez]

Mine's adorable. I got a hundred hot pics on an SLR I gotta upload.. I might share .. I dunno.

Do it. P99 RnF is on their knees begging.

[Skittlez]

http://i.imgur.com/qcwd27Cl.jpg

I vote we start taking titty donations for Katrik. Let P99 sculpt those puppies.

[katrik]

Dig hard enough and you'll find at least two or three tit shots in the boob thread.

[katrik]

I now haz new profile pix

awesome xD

[Tiggles]

http://myfreeimplants.com/


This was what my girl was trying to do, Not sure if they allow Traps but I wouldn't doubt they have a section for it.

[Skittlez]

Dig hard enough and you'll find at least two or three tit shots in the boob thread.

Oh the digging has begun. I have no shame.

[Skittlez]

http://myfreeimplants.com/


This was what my girl was trying to do, Not sure if they allow Traps but I wouldn't doubt they have a section for it.

Katrik, get set up on here and you have a donation from this poor sap.

[katrik]

Katrik, get set up on here and you have a donation from this poor sap.

I actually do have an account, I've just never really messed with it.

[Skittlez]

Police said Wang first stitched the wound, and the two sat and ate pie.

This killed me.

[katrik]

I'll do this for you for free:

OAK PARK, Mich. (AP) – A man who police say castrated another man on a kitchen table was charged Friday with a felony count of practicing medicine without a license.

In June, police found the apparently willing victim, a 48-year-old Birmingham man, sitting on a curb in bloodstained blue jeans.

Officers later found a pair of severed testicles in a Tupperware container in a refrigerator at the home of the suspect, Shuo-Shan Wang, a 29-year-old from Oak Park.

Wang also is charged with unlawful dispensing of a prescription drug, a 90-day misdemeanor. The charge of practicing medicine without a license is punishable by four years in jail.

The victim later underwent three hours of surgery at an area hospital.

The victim met Wang through the Internet, police said. The pair chatted online before meeting in person.

Police said Wang removed the testicles with a scalpel while the man was on the kitchen table. Afterward, the victim started bleeding uncontrollably.

But the bleeding didn’t start immediately. Police said Wang first stitched the wound, and the two sat and ate pie.

Wow. Quite a story. I, however, like my dick.

[susvain0362]

Katrik is fucking dope.

Show us the penis please, you have your own thread now. OR just PM it, they dont deserve to witness, only i do.

[susvain0362]

Kagatab PLEASE dont post in this thread. You are ruining it. You are not allowed to post in this thread. I give you permission to view it in silence but you cant post.

Everytime you post kagotab, Katrik becomes further and further away from posting more nudes. Youre like that kid at the middle school party when the one slutty girl gets a lil drunk and agrees to show some skin in private with a couple kids, you walk in and she wont do it anymore, ruining it for everyone.

So for the sake of p1999s favorite PENIS, dont post in the thread.

How you doing this saturday night kat?

[Kagatob]

Someone say my name?

[susvain0362]

Dude do u wanna see more nudes or not? Just view it without saying anything and shell post nudes. Whats your problem?

[aowen]

Shut. This. Shit. Down.

[katrik]

Shut. This. Shit. Down.

XD

[FoxxHound]

Katrik vs Tralina. Whoever wins. Gets me~

[susvain0362]

Katrik. We will never rest until THEE PENIS of p99 is revealed. Just pm it and i wont ever brag or tell anyone. Or stream sex with your bf

[FoxxHound]

... As well as the title "Queen of P99"

[susvain0362]

Katrik vs Tralina. Whoever wins. Gets me~

Has tralina showed pics? If not then who cares, couldnbe a cow. Kat is confirmed bonerific.

[FoxxHound]

Has tralina showed pics? If not then who cares, couldnbe a cow. Kat is confirmed bonerific.

I'd sex both of them... Especially at the same time. Though they might be territorial.

[Kagatob]

Kat's cute, ok. cute enough to warrant people wanting pix? Maybe. You guys have crossed that creepy line though.

Thread was long overdo but it went way in the wrong direction.

[susvain0362]

Okay whiteknighter. Leave it to people whove talked to members of the opposite sex in real life before. Kat is not offended, she is enjoying this thread. She is not going to like you more because of tour white knighting. Just stay out dude holy shit.

[katrik]

I'm not even lvl 60 yet tho~

[susvain0362]

Are you tring to parlay your sexyness into powerleveling?

[katrik]

And yes, this attention is hilarious. I ain't that great.

[susvain0362]

Trying*

[Cecily]

Okay whiteknighter. Leave it to people whove talked to members of the opposite sex in real life before. Kat is not offended, she is enjoying this thread. She is not going to like you more because of tour white knighting. Just stay out dude holy shit.

I like him better for it. You are probably the creepiest person on the board right now, but don't let that stop you from begging for cock pictures.

[susvain0362]

LOL kagatab the whiteknighter gets SHUTDOWN by the dansel he admires

[susvain0362]

I like him better for it. You are probably the creepiest person on the board right now, but don't let that stop you from begging for cock pictures.

I wont

[susvain0362]

Whats difference on the creepy meter between dick/tits/vagina ?

[Kagatob]

I'm not white knighting. Just stating the obvious. Nice Ad-hominem attempt though? Got a fiancee. You are the one begging for a cute tranny's dick pix.

[FoxxHound]

Katrik are you cheating on me? ...

[susvain0362]

LOLLLL hes got a fianceee. Too good. Thats too good. Too much omg lol.

If true, i hope youre happy, thats all that matters. I will still /shudder imagining what agreed to you

[susvain0362]

Begging =\= asking and joking around. Were all having fun in here. Notice you arrive and the negativity follows.

[Kagatob]

Obligatory, your mom had no problem had no problem.

Also you flamed first little man.

[susvain0362]

Well im sorry, im not a crazy man but your gif in your sig makes me hate you on a personal level. Idk why but i wanna stan you in the neck it makes me so mad

[susvain0362]

Stab

[katrik]

How do you guys even know I am a tranny? I could just be a plain Jane vagina girl.

[susvain0362]

Prove it.

[Galelor]

Prove it.

[Cecily]

A way out east there was a girl, girl I want to tell you about, girl by the name of Katrik. At least, that was the handle her lovin' parents gave her, but she never had much use for it herself. This Katrik, she called herself the Tranny. Now, Tranny, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Tranny that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me

http://i.imgur.com/z2IBLC9.jpg

[Skittlez]

Prove it.

[aowen]

Nothing, I want nothing

[katrik]

A way out east there was a girl, girl I want to tell you about, girl by the name of Katrik. At least, that was the handle her lovin' parents gave her, but she never had much use for it herself. This Katrik, she called herself the Tranny. Now, Tranny, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Tranny that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me

http://i.imgur.com/z2IBLC9.jpg
LOL.

C'mon fellas.. Trans people are like 1 in 10,000. And a pretty one even slimmer.

[aowen]

LOL.

C'mon fellas.. Trans people are like 1 in 10,000. And a pretty one even slimmer.

They all gravitate towards San Fran and Bangkok. Not really that rare in those 2 places

[susvain0362]

Kat. Whats it gonna take?

[susvain0362]

Im moderately good looking. Want my pic? And or my penis pics?

[katrik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcQ0YnhfKqY

Eww

[susvain0362]

Kat. Lets see other booty shots. This is your thread after all

[katrik]

Idk but here's my corgi =3
http://i.imgur.com/Lx272u7.jpg

[susvain0362]

That dog is adorable. Thats an awesome dog. I got a bluetick coonhound named gracie, shes my gal

[Kagatob]

Thread went south real quick.

[Lu|z Sect]

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/295/c/d/render_pedobear_by_simoneartsrender-d5im2dw.png

[FoxxHound]

Thread went south real quick.

Not it hasn't. You will know when it has! http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/if-you-know-what-i-mean-420x250.png

[harnold]

Wow didnt think there is so many tranny lovers on p99. Thats fucking gross.

[xnolanx]

Feachie and Rilkean were hottest girls of P99

[Bardalicious]

eq1 robbed many a young teenager of their first sexual experiences with the opposite gender. wut u expect?

not comfortable enough to get laid in the gender role u were born into? dress up as a girl instead and attract a bunch of desperate nerds ftw!

[Bardalicious]

Feachie but Tralina to shame

feachie was p damn fine fo sho, tho i'm still not entirely convinced feachie and her "bf" wasn't the same dude

[xnolanx]

I'm trying to remember who that other chick was she got into a fight with over the fourms in RL pic thread ...

[xnolanx]

Oh and some deathgirl .. She was pretty hott too.. Think she was on Tralina's side..

[Sidelle]

ya Deathgirl was cool


the Feachie + Tralina wars was pure gold tho hahaha

Feachie vs Deathgirl was hilarious.

[OMGWTF420]

bunch of fat desperate neck beards fighting over the attention of an attention starved transvestite with daddy problems.

pure. comedy. gold.

[r00t]

http://i.imgur.com/HDoKWqV.jpg

[katrik]

LOL

[Strifer]

i r confus

http://i.imgur.com/jhdKf.gif

[Misto]

Hey Arnold was a really depressing show.

Glad it went off the air.

[susvain0362]

Hey Arnold was a really depressing show.

Glad it went off the air.

Stoop kid doesnt leave his stoop!

[runlvlzero]

Still waiting to see Katrik's penis.

[Skittlez]

Still waiting to see Katrik's penis.

[FoxxHound]

Still waiting to see Katrik's penis.

[katrik]

Im on Emmie in game if you want to give me love and or a fungi tunic.

Maybe then penis.

[Estolcles]

how can you guys fall in love with a women with a penis?

Same way you can fall in love with a woman with a vagina. Easilly.

[gotrocks]

http://i.imgur.com/qcwd27Cl.jpg

kat, you're doing that thing again where u make me feel weird and i almost question my no trap policy.

lookin' good.

[Estolcles]

Im on Emmie in game if you want to give me love and or a fungi tunic.

Maybe then penis.

Blue or Red?

[katrik]

blue!

[Skittlez]

Same way you can fall in love with a woman with a vagina. Easilly.

Nothing like not worrying about that little HBB that could be running around if you mess with them vaginas.

[runlvlzero]

If you like your own penis, whats wrong with liking other penises?

[Skittlez]

If you like your own penis, whats wrong with liking other penises?

My thoughts exactly.

[runlvlzero]

fucking faggots

says the guy with a big black package in his sig =)

[xnolanx]

good way to tell faggots from straights

If you see a big black cock, you're a faggot.

If you see a dude getting smacked you're straight.

[flatt]

I used to have a meth head for a roomate, and I have never seen anything as pathetic as one homopedo guy pleading and begging another spooky as fuck gay guy for pictures of his tiny homostick....

If this was Mario kart you two weirdos would tie for first place and share that top podium of fucking pathetic.

Jesus loves you

[beyondinfin]

Looks more like a bitch slap. You big SILLY!

[runlvlzero]

U guys sad, and mad. Sorry you live with meth heads.

[Estolcles]

I used to have a meth head for a roomate, and I have never seen anything as pathetic as one homopedo guy pleading and begging another spooky as fuck gay guy for pictures of his tiny homostick....

If this was Mario kart you two weirdos would tie for first place and share that top podium of fucking pathetic.

Jesus loves you

And Jesus hates bigotry and hate. Way to make Baby Jesus cry.

[flatt]

I'm trying to remember who that other chick was she got into a fight with over the fourms in RL pic thread ...

And Jesus hates bigotry and hate. Way to make Baby Jesus cry.

Jesus and I are both cool with you homo's now, it's the begging to see his yogurt slinger that has us feeling all old testament.

[runlvlzero]

I haven't seen/done any begging. Seen some lulzy responses to all this though. Encouraging. Egging on. Peer pressure maybe.

No begging going on around here lol.

[Estolcles]

I haven't begged to see Katrik's penis. I've just made the suggestion to her to go sell her goods by posing for Shemale Yum and it's sister sites.

It might take a bit longer, but in the end, everyone wins.

[runlvlzero]

Commerce != begging. A fungi is a fair trade.

[nalkin]

I'm trying to remember who that other chick was she got into a fight with over the fourms in RL pic thread ...

The four girls were Feachie, Tralina, Deathgirl, and Akyra. Rilkean was around but I don't think she got into the feachie argument.

Basically everyone was against Feachie because she (or whoever was preteneding to be the girl in the pictures) had posted some pics and everyone thought she was the hottest. Of course, Tralina lost her attention and got extremely jealous that sparked the initial feud. Likewise, Deathgirl at this time had been posting some pics and was jealous as well. The funniest part was that Tralina and Deathgirl claimed Feachie was attention whoring, which if you know anything about Tralina and her 100s of food/picture posts is pretty comical.

Akyra never posted pics but still craved for some forum attention and saw an easy way to be on the winning side of some desired forum drama, so ofc sided with the higher numbers. Classic girl on girl strategy.

Thats the way I member it ~

[Shannacore]

The four girls were Feachie, Tralina, Deathgirl, and Akyra. Rilkean was around but I don't think she got into the feachie argument.

Basically everyone was against Feachie because she (or whoever was preteneding to be the girl in the pictures) had posted some pics and everyone thought she was the hottest. Of course, Tralina lost her attention and got extremely jealous that sparked the initial feud. Likewise, Deathgirl at this time had been posting some pics and was jealous as well. The funniest part was that Tralina and Deathgirl claimed Feachie was attention whoring, which if you know anything about Tralina and her 100s of food/picture posts is pretty comical.

Akyra never posted pics but still craved for some forum attention and saw an easy way to be on the winning side of some desired forum drama, so ofc sided with the higher numbers. Classic girl on girl strategy.

Thats the way I member it ~

:cool:

[katrik]

I do not understand the attention I'm getting, but I'm enjoying it.

[Aviann]

I don't understand what the fuck is going on anymore but I like it

[Hasbinbad]

Nalkin. Good to see you.

Everyone knows that Crow was the closest thing to a nine these forums have ever seen.

[Hasbinbad]

I am forever devoted to you Crow. I love you still.

Fuck I miss 3am with Helnam and Crow.

*weep*

[FoxxHound]

I don't understand what the fuck is going on anymore but I like it

[nalkin]

Nalkin. Good to see you.

Everyone knows that Crow was the closest thing to a nine these forums have ever seen.

/nod, you too. Don't remember Crow, blueline the post with her pic. Other than Kimmies supple bod i'd go with Feachie personably (aka the girl in the photos that visage was pretending to be).

[xnolanx]

Visage was weird as fuck..

I miss the old RnF and Off-Topic trolls over these new ones.

[Hasbinbad]

Don't remember Crow
You're not who I thought you were Nalkin.

I feel so betrayed.

[runlvlzero]

http://i.imgur.com/qcwd27Cl.jpg

=

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32700000/lol-the-minecraft-creeper-32729223-580-435.jpg

[Rellapse35]

gross as fuck when did RnF come infested with so many faggots

[runlvlzero]

gross as fuck when did RnF come infested with so many faggots

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4#t=13

The majority of people who view/like shemale porn are straight males.

Am I a faggot. I don't know. Not normally attracted to straight men. Though probably cross that line more and more...

I'm going to say sometime in 2011 is when the forums tipped over the iceberg. =)

[katrik]

Why you bumping this wonderful thread..?

Do it again.. I love how it feels inside of me.

[Estolcles]

Why you bumping this wonderful thread..?

Do it again.. I love how it feels inside of me.

It's because we love us some Katrik! ;)

[runlvlzero]

Why you bumping this wonderful thread..?

Do it again.. I love how it feels inside of me.

Omg.... so dam hot. Love a girl that can talk dirty.

[Rellapse35]

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[Estolcles]

fuck this thread


If Katrik would bend over.... :D

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[runlvlzero]

I just came while staring into Katrik's eyes.... was so damn good. Thank you Katrik <3

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[katrik]

I just came while staring into Katrik's eyes.... was so damn good. Thank you Katrik <3

o_o;

[runlvlzero]

o_o;

I won't do it again, ever I swear!

[Hasbinbad]

Why you bumping this wonderful thread..?
He is on my nuts and for some reason feels that it really spites me when he shows you attention he could be lavishing on me. See the drama triangle between him, relapse, and their make-believe version of me going on in 3/5 top threads atm.

[Estolcles]

..... and Katrik was officially creeped out. WTG Niem. -_-;

[katrik]

Im hungry..

[runlvlzero]

I know =/ Should just delete my forum account now. Genuinely mind was being blown. Not about HBB at all =/ I just like to tease him in general.

Sorry Katrik.

[Estolcles]

Im hungry..

Order a pizza!

[runlvlzero]

I will not respond to or bump any more HBB threads ever in penance.

[Hasbinbad]

I will not respond to or bump any more HBB threads ever in penance.
please for the love of the flying spaghetti monster tell me you're serious

[runlvlzero]

Yes

[katrik]

I know =/ Should just delete my forum account now. Genuinely mind was being blown. Not about HBB at all =/ I just like to tease him in general.

Sorry Katrik.

XD

[Hasbinbad]

not trying to detract from your amazingness katrik, but douchebaggery needs to be called out.

[runlvlzero]

XD

\o/

[Estolcles]

not trying to detract from your amazingness katrik,

Even Hasbinbad finally admits to it.

Thread is almost at win stage now...

[runlvlzero]

_(._.)_

[Hasbinbad]

Even Hasbinbad finally admits to it.

Thread is almost at win stage now...
Pffft.

I was an early adopter of Katrik's amazingness. Multiple posts in rnf and Katrik's own account of my many cyber attempts can confirm.

[Hasbinbad]

I just don't see the celebrity of her member eclipsing the glorious heights which the mighty anteater has attained.

[Estolcles]

I just don't see the celebrity of her member eclipsing the glorious heights which the mighty anteater has attained.

Her girlstick is likely more attractive than your anteater is the point. It will eclipse you soon enough.

[katrik]

Pffft.

I was an early adopter of Katrik's amazingness. Multiple posts in rnf and Katrik's own account of my many cyber attempts can confirm.

lol.. what is this.

[susvain0362]

Estolces. Yow do you pronounce your name, please? Its driving me mad daily!

[runlvlzero]

I think he's jealous that I got rejected and failed :p

It was worth it though!

[susvain0362]

I think he's jealous that I got rejected and failed :p

It was worth it though!

This is what happens when you talk to my girlfriend, pal.

[Estolcles]

Estolces. Yow do you pronounce your name, please? Its driving me mad daily!

S-toll-kleez

[susvain0362]

I have a hard time pronouncing that

[runlvlzero]

This is what happens when you talk to my girlfriend, pal.

Your super lucky if so. Though I have a hard time believing you 100%

I would risk the ass kicking I would deserve.

[katrik]

http://i.imgur.com/3jj4JQv.jpg

fap to me more gayboys

[Hasbinbad]

lol.. what is this.
This is what happens when big hbb takes a liking to you.

*solicitous wink*

[Estolcles]

http://i.imgur.com/3jj4JQv.jpg

fap to me more gayboys

Actually, I think I'm technically a bi-boy. I still love me some pussy, I just also like trans-girls and extremely femme bois.

[katrik]

This is what happens when big hbb takes a liking to you.

*solicitous wink*

Aw. I like you too! You seem to have alot of haters though. Im new though so..

[susvain0362]

5000 views and no new pics????

You have to hold up your end of the bargain, Kat.

[katrik]

Hrm.. let me dig.

[runlvlzero]

http://i.imgur.com/3jj4JQv.jpg

fap to me more gayboys

I take this as permission XD

[Hasbinbad]

Aw. I like you too! You seem to have alot of haters though. Im new though so..
Only the lowest forms of sentient life hate on big hbb, just so happens the relative concentration of low lives on p99 .. shall we say .. "differs" from the rest of the world.

p99 is certainly the mos eisley of elf simulators - the /b/ of fantasy nerds - the kowloon city of community interest forums

[runlvlzero]

I like HBB but I promised not to bump his threads again either. I don't want to make anyone jealous.

He seems to think I dislike him for some reason. I don't give attention to people I dislike.

[susvain0362]

Katrik comes up with the big goose egg. Zilch. Nada. 5k views for mothing.

[katrik]

Are you Brad Pitt IRL?

[Rellapse35]

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/181067_400900813340783_722173972_n.jpg

[Estolcles]

Are you Brad Pitt IRL?

If he is, I demand to know why they made Ocean's 12 and 13.

[Estolcles]

To last the guys until Katrik delivers... I give you TranChan (http://www.tranchan.net/).

[runlvlzero]

12 Monkeys (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114746/) Pitts best performance ever.

[runlvlzero]

To last the guys until Katrik delivers... I give you TranChan (http://www.tranchan.net/).

You rock! Glad to see a nice site full of amateurs.

[runlvlzero]

I just cant help it. I can't stop giving HBB attention. He needs love too.

[Estolcles]

You rock! Glad to see a nice site full of amateurs.

A lot of pros actually started there. Bailey Jay, Bee Armitage, Alhena Adams (just to name a few).

[runlvlzero]

If I had security I would do it. Would dress up and work out and suffer the wax.

[Recycled Children]

The desperation in this thread is palpable. I guess loneliness will make you turn on your sexuality.

[runlvlzero]

Nah, I fully developed through it all. Even had a few GFs and wanted to marry a chick and have kids. But deep down I always desired feminine looks. Repressing it was worse than admitting it.

[runlvlzero]

Anyway thread is about Katrik ;p just saying that I do have an appreciation for how it feels.

[Recycled Children]

How many trannies do we have on this Elf simulator?

[runlvlzero]

Two that I've spoken to on the boards and here in game. That I can /confirm. Though others rumored.

[Rellapse35]

How many trannies do we have on this Elf simulator?

way 2 fucking many faggots

[Recycled Children]

I won't hate on trannies. Just people's desperation to be with one that plays on this box.

[runlvlzero]

No ones desperate. I could go a billion other places or my other forums for supertrannyquest.

Katrik is just genuinely awesome and deserves appreciation. That smile is golden. Don't be jelly.

[susvain0362]

Are you Brad Pitt IRL?

Yes.

[katrik]

How many trannies do we have on this Elf simulator?

There are three. Moi, Secrets.. and another.

[katrik]

Yes.

I LOVE YOU..! You were sooo hot in Troy.

[runlvlzero]

There is one on red. Are you counting her?

[runlvlzero]

If not than that would be 4.

[Sidelle]

So are you guys tops or bottoms? Lolz...

[runlvlzero]

I would bottom.

[JackFlash]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qQyDuEe9ac0/UKEJgaIQEQI/AAAAAAAAIZk/jRDWpQP79Nc/s1600/GSG+-+Zayn+Malik+Power+Bottom.jpg

[katrik]

There is one on red. Are you counting her?

Oh, I guess 4 then. I am not familiar with #4.

And yes.. bottom.. xD

[FoxxHound]

There are three. Moi, Secrets.. and another.

PM me. I must know. Because I am creepy, and sex.

[Cecily]

http://i.imgur.com/NQOEj06.gif

[Hasbinbad]

SMACK
If you keep your eyes on the finger, you miss aaaaallll this heavenly glooooryy.

[katrik]

Gif kinda hot.

[Hasbinbad]

it's .. bruce .. lee

he is like the universally agreed adonis of our epoch

[runlvlzero]

Bump! Don't be shy!

[Hastley]

I wasn't going to post here but this thread is an abomination. If you're a tranny whatever . That's a mental illness in an of itself. If you're a tranny that feels the need to show "his goods to a bunch of Internet strangers then you're truly a fucked up individual .

You're not hot katrik. You look like a guy. Sorry. Nothing personal pal.


The most disgusting thing about this thread is guys like susvain and estocles begging to see a dudes cock on an elf simulator forum. God damn it can you guys get any more pathetic. I don't believe in hell, but I I did , you can damn well be sure all of you would go there .

What went wrong in you weirdos lives that have made you into cock mongering phaggy time "I need to see tranny cocks" people. Truly fucked up. I guess I you are a basement dwelling neck beard that has never touched a real boob this is what happens.

Truly fucking disgusting . Reevaluate your lives for your own sakes

[runlvlzero]

I wasn't going to post here but this thread is an abomination. If you're a tranny whatever . That's a mental illness in an of itself. If you're a tranny that feels the need to show "his goods to a bunch of Internet strangers then you're truly a fucked up individual .

You're not hot katrik. You look like a guy. Sorry. Nothing personal pal.


The most disgusting thing about this thread is guys like susvain and estocles begging to see a dudes cock on an elf simulator forum. God damn it can you guys get any more pathetic. I don't believe in hell, but I I did , you can damn well be sure all of you would go there .

What went wrong in you weirdos lives that have made you into cock mongering phaggy time "I need to see tranny cocks" people. Truly fucked up. I guess I you are a basement dwelling neck beard that has never touched a real boob this is what happens.

Truly fucking disgusting . Reevaluate your lives for your own sakes

Why do you feel the need to share your opinion about the abomination that is something that has existed since before Christianity? Transgenderism has been around since 10000bc bro.

There are people with chromosomes for one sex but the appearance of the other.
There's people with unique genetic sexual dimorphism.
There's animals on this earth that change gender.
Penguins are gay.
Dolphins are bisexual.
There's cultural heritage that is bisexual and or shows males with mammories. ETC..

Logic that up.

Where going to continue to enjoy our freedom and sexuality as we see fit =)

[Hasbinbad]

Hastley is why I advocate random gun violence.

[katrik]

I wasn't going to post here but this thread is an abomination. If you're a tranny whatever . That's a mental illness in an of itself. If you're a tranny that feels the need to show "his goods to a bunch of Internet strangers then you're truly a fucked up individual .

You're not hot katrik. You look like a guy. Sorry. Nothing personal pal.


The most disgusting thing about this thread is guys like susvain and estocles begging to see a dudes cock on an elf simulator forum. God damn it can you guys get any more pathetic. I don't believe in hell, but I I did , you can damn well be sure all of you would go there .

What went wrong in you weirdos lives that have made you into cock mongering phaggy time "I need to see tranny cocks" people. Truly fucked up. I guess I you are a basement dwelling neck beard that has never touched a real boob this is what happens.

Truly fucking disgusting . Reevaluate your lives for your own sakes

Lol, Im better looking than most RL women. Dont mean to toot my own horn. Sorry u never had anal. =S

[runlvlzero]

Lol, Im better looking than most RL women. Dont mean to toot my own horn. Sorry u never had anal. =S

Yeah, she's def an 8/10 in my book compared to a lot of girls I know.

[runlvlzero]

Beauty goes deeper than primary and secondary sexual characteristics. Thats not to say that Katrik doesn't look like a girl =) She's very womanly.

[Rellapse35]

I wasn't going to post here but this thread is an abomination. If you're a tranny whatever . That's a mental illness in an of itself. If you're a tranny that feels the need to show "his goods to a bunch of Internet strangers then you're truly a fucked up individual .

You're not hot katrik. You look like a guy. Sorry. Nothing personal pal.


The most disgusting thing about this thread is guys like susvain and estocles begging to see a dudes cock on an elf simulator forum. God damn it can you guys get any more pathetic. I don't believe in hell, but I I did , you can damn well be sure all of you would go there .

What went wrong in you weirdos lives that have made you into cock mongering phaggy time "I need to see tranny cocks" people. Truly fucked up. I guess I you are a basement dwelling neck beard that has never touched a real boob this is what happens.

Truly fucking disgusting . Reevaluate your lives for your own sakes

[katrik]

Aww I thought u liked me Relapse =o

/hug

[Rellapse35]

dudes begging to see the cock of a tranny is p gross

[runlvlzero]

Relapse doesn't like anyone.

[katrik]

Relllapse is a handsome country boy.. you should show us another shirtless IMO

[runlvlzero]

Relllapse is a handsome country boy.. you should show us another shirtless IMO

[Skittlez]

Lol, Im better looking than most RL women. Dont mean to toot my own horn. Sorry u never had anal. =S

Kat, you are pretty sexy. If I do say so my self.

Rellapse, quit QQ'n.

[Skittlez]

I mean Hastley, sorry Rellapse.

I am super stoned.

[Estolcles]

I wasn't going to post here but this thread is an abomination. If you're a tranny whatever . That's a mental illness in an of itself. If you're a tranny that feels the need to show "his goods to a bunch of Internet strangers then you're truly a fucked up individual .

You're not hot katrik. You look like a guy. Sorry. Nothing personal pal.


The most disgusting thing about this thread is guys like susvain and estocles begging to see a dudes cock on an elf simulator forum. God damn it can you guys get any more pathetic. I don't believe in hell, but I I did , you can damn well be sure all of you would go there .

What went wrong in you weirdos lives that have made you into cock mongering phaggy time "I need to see tranny cocks" people. Truly fucked up. I guess I you are a basement dwelling neck beard that has never touched a real boob this is what happens.

Truly fucking disgusting . Reevaluate your lives for your own sakes

Spell my name right, bitch! Yer missing an "L" in there.

[Hastley]

Yeah, she's def an 8/10 in my book compared to a lot of girls I know.

He

[FoxxHound]

She

[Hasbinbad]

I mean Hastley, sorry Rellapse.
relapse and hastey are p much the same person anyway

[Recycled Children]

He. Katrik still has a dick. Eternally will always be male.

[Estolcles]

He. Katrik still has a dick. Eternally will always be male.

Probably not according to her Driver's Liscense.

[Recycled Children]

Probably not according to her Driver's Liscense.

It's official! Driver's licenses dictate gender!

[Rellapse35]

It's official! Driver's licenses dictate gender!

lol

[Hastley]

Probably not according to her Driver's Liscense.

For the rest of his life he will be a man . Sorry you can't change chromosomes pals. He can chop off his dick get implants etc. still a dude with a mental disorder at the end of the day

[runlvlzero]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uterus_transplantation

[runlvlzero]

It may be possible for trans women to receive uteruses in the future. Some concerns regarding genetics, anatomy and hormones addressed below:

Women with Swyer syndrome have male genetics and lack ovaries, but have a uterus. Similarly to trans women, they need hormone replacement therapy to induce female puberty and maintain female secondary sex characteristics. Such women have had successful pregnancies, though obviously requiring egg donation and IVF.
In the case of most trans women who began HRT past male puberty, the pelvis has failed to develop femininely and broaden as it would have before or during puberty. However, as proven by Nadya Suleman (octuplets), Lina Medina (youngest mother) and Stacey Herald (smallest mother at 71 cm [27]), a small pelvis is not an obstacle to gestation, even in extreme cases. Delivery would be via c-section.

[runlvlzero]

Medicine getting pretty damn close.

[runlvlzero]

And the only things that define male and female are physicality and gender roll in society. In fact the actual physical characteristics matter far less than psychological characteristics.

One can be 50/50 or 70/30 or 30/70 or any variation there of if they cant physically be a women, does not mean they still cant appear as such and live out a healthy life in a female gender roll. Should they choose.

[runlvlzero]

I don't see why someones mental health needs to be attached to that unless all woman are mentally insane?

[Hastley]

I don't see why someones mental health needs to be attached to that unless all woman are mentally insane?

Gender roles aren't the identifier of what makes a female a female. Are you serious? A lesbian " bull dyke" that dresses like , has the mannerisms of, and generally behaves within the bounds of the typical "male "gender role is still a woman biologically .

You can argue this all day. What makes a woman a woman and a man a man is chromosomal. No way around it. You can be a transvestite. You can have all your physical attributes changed to a woman but if your chromosomes are such that you were born a man , you will always biologically be a man.

[runlvlzero]

You do realize there are chromosomal and genetic anomolies and that there is nothing wrong with a person who is anatomically (or mostly anatomically) male. Being "female in society" no more than there is wrong with someone being a bulldyke.

Starbuck from BSG the ultimate stereotype of that. Not "insane". as much as people wan't to make the ideal of mental health some perfectly stable equilibrium esque zombie.

Let me let you in on a little clue. So if a persons body produces more cortisol during puberty and their estrogen levels are higher and they get boobs and mammaries, yet they have a male anatomy. Does that make them insane?

No.

It means your black and white world view is error prone.

If someone wants to wear a dress and heals and have nice hair, do they HAVE to be a female anatomically to want that? Since we have just established the dissociation of gender from mentality.

[runlvlzero]

I suppose you think anyone who wears a kilt or robe is a fag too.