View Full Version : Is it gay that i have a tanning membership?
I get naked and lay a white towel over my balls and penis (because i dont care if i get cancer on my face but if i got dick cancer i would cyanide) and put on tanning goggles (which i carry on my key chain) and bake my skin under light bulbs.
Do you people consider this to feminine and or gay or do you consider it to be pretty cool or just think its stupid?
I personally think I am breaking cultural stereotypes and experiencing a way of life that was previously just for women and fags.
Love,
Lron
Reapin
08-20-2013, 08:46 PM
It is stupid. You are causing yourself to age faster.
http://health.yahoo.net/yahoohealth/images/experts/lisa_collier_cool/Face_Large.jpg
Gaffin Deeppockets
08-20-2013, 08:54 PM
Dont do it man. My mother did it for like 10 years and now has skin cancer.
Kagatob
08-20-2013, 09:04 PM
2013
Tanning
http://www.troll.me/images/pissed-off-obama/what-the-fuck-is-the-matter-with-you-thumb.jpg
Honestly, it's almost as stupid as alcohol consumption or smoking... Oh Amurika. Enjoy your cancer idiot. :cool:
mtb tripper
08-20-2013, 09:05 PM
um yes
justin2090
08-20-2013, 09:27 PM
Tanning, no. Letting Bruce the tanning attendant suck your cock while tanning, yes.
you know bruce?
Hasbinbad
08-20-2013, 09:30 PM
bruce is legendary
Sidelle
08-20-2013, 09:53 PM
It's not what I would call gay, per se... But it is bad for you. I used to work at a tanning salon when I was in high school and I saw so many leathery looking people that I stopped tanning forever at 19 years of age. Now I look at least 10 years younger than my friends who used to tan religiously. (Haha suck it, bitches. :)
My husband is 8 years younger than me and looks older. I like it. ;)
But seriously there is nothing wrong with going outside and getting a little vitamin d but I wouldn't go overboard at a tanning salon. It's just something I think you would regret later after what I have seen.
Rellapse21
08-21-2013, 09:57 AM
I had a tanning membership one summer was tired of my penis being 30 shades lighter than the rest of my body was like a glow in tha dark stick and I felt gay every time I laid down in the tanning bed...
this user was banned
08-21-2013, 10:15 AM
Spray tan is where it's at bro! You can even get it on your micropenis if you want.
Rellapse21
08-21-2013, 10:17 AM
Spray tan is gay as fuk bro
this user was banned
08-21-2013, 10:18 AM
Spray tan is gay as fuk bro
shhh... don't let him know that!
Tiggles
08-21-2013, 10:25 AM
Just go outside.
Strifer
08-21-2013, 11:02 AM
Tanning, no. Letting Bruce the tanning attendant suck your cock while tanning, yes.
diplo
08-21-2013, 11:11 AM
GTL BRO
Joroz
08-21-2013, 11:26 AM
I get naked and lay a white towel over my balls and penis (because i dont care if i get cancer on my face but if i got dick cancer i would cyanide) and put on tanning goggles (which i carry on my key chain) and bake my skin under light bulbs.
Do you people consider this to feminine and or gay or do you consider it to be pretty cool or just think its stupid?
I personally think I am breaking cultural stereotypes and experiencing a way of life that was previously just for women and fags.
Love,
Lron
Yea but you are mostly gay because you are Lron.
Yea but you are mostly gay because you are Lron.
Yeah the balls on your chin make you look way gayer than your unconvincing tan.
It is like deciding to take up cigarette smoking. It is the fucking 21st century. You are pitied, not admired.
Stinkum
08-21-2013, 12:56 PM
It is like deciding to take up cigarette smoking. It is the fucking 21st century. You are pitied, not admired.
Honestly, it's almost as stupid as alcohol consumption or smoking... Oh Amurika. Enjoy your cancer idiot.
Quoted for proof of autism.
Quoted for proof of autism.
Struck a nerve? Even though your comment is not at all witty, I still feel immense shame for being quoted alongside Kagatob. At least I didn't shit on alcohol.
Kagatob
08-21-2013, 01:07 PM
Quoted for proof of autism.
Quoted for chemically dependent statistic.
Stinkum
08-21-2013, 01:12 PM
I've been diagnosed with 'Low-level high-functioning' asperger's syndrome.
http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=983445&postcount=34
Raavak
08-21-2013, 01:43 PM
I get naked and lay a white towel over my balls and penis (because i dont care if i get cancer on my face but if i got dick cancer i would cyanide) and put on tanning goggles (which i carry on my key chain) and bake my skin under light bulbs.Get a nut hammock.
nectarprime
08-21-2013, 01:58 PM
http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=983445&postcount=34
So he's Chris-chan?
Kagatob
08-21-2013, 02:59 PM
http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=983445&postcount=34
What's your point? You're still a chemically dependent slob. All you're doing is saying "Hey look over there!".
idontbuff
08-21-2013, 03:14 PM
I used to goto a tanning salon like twice a month, paid for a membership etc.. It's not gay, but I def isn't good for you.
Stinkum
08-21-2013, 03:50 PM
I've been diagnosed with asperger's syndrome.
http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=983445&postcount=34
Raavak
08-21-2013, 04:03 PM
I'd get a base tan at a salon if I knew I was going to be outdoors and/or near the equator or something in the near future. Would suck to get a massive painful sunburn on day 1 of a week vacation.
gotrocks
08-21-2013, 05:44 PM
not gay, necessarily. but definitely stupid.
whatever gets you the best coke off the limpest cock amiright /puke; remember if your wealthy its all just experiences, gay is a poor/low class thing....
Kagatob
08-21-2013, 09:22 PM
http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=983445&postcount=34
What's your point? You're still a chemically dependent slob. All you're doing is saying "Hey look over there!".
doeda
08-22-2013, 09:39 AM
I googled gay gifs to respond to this, I need to erase what I just saw
CharlesBarkley
08-22-2013, 10:26 AM
yea
Raavak
08-22-2013, 10:52 AM
I googled gay gifs to respond to this, I need to erase what I just saw^ Confirmed gay.
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