Is it gay that i have a tanning membership?

[Lron]

I get naked and lay a white towel over my balls and penis (because i dont care if i get cancer on my face but if i got dick cancer i would cyanide) and put on tanning goggles (which i carry on my key chain) and bake my skin under light bulbs.

Do you people consider this to feminine and or gay or do you consider it to be pretty cool or just think its stupid?

I personally think I am breaking cultural stereotypes and experiencing a way of life that was previously just for women and fags.

Love,
Lron

[Reapin]

It is stupid. You are causing yourself to age faster.

http://health.yahoo.net/yahoohealth/images/experts/lisa_collier_cool/Face_Large.jpg

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

Dont do it man. My mother did it for like 10 years and now has skin cancer.

[Kagatob]

2013
Tanning
http://www.troll.me/images/pissed-off-obama/what-the-fuck-is-the-matter-with-you-thumb.jpg
Honestly, it's almost as stupid as alcohol consumption or smoking... Oh Amurika. Enjoy your cancer idiot. :cool:

[mtb tripper]

um yes

[justin2090]

Tanning, no. Letting Bruce the tanning attendant suck your cock while tanning, yes.

you know bruce?

[Hasbinbad]

bruce is legendary

[Sidelle]

It's not what I would call gay, per se... But it is bad for you. I used to work at a tanning salon when I was in high school and I saw so many leathery looking people that I stopped tanning forever at 19 years of age. Now I look at least 10 years younger than my friends who used to tan religiously. (Haha suck it, bitches. :)

My husband is 8 years younger than me and looks older. I like it. ;)

But seriously there is nothing wrong with going outside and getting a little vitamin d but I wouldn't go overboard at a tanning salon. It's just something I think you would regret later after what I have seen.

[Rellapse21]

I had a tanning membership one summer was tired of my penis being 30 shades lighter than the rest of my body was like a glow in tha dark stick and I felt gay every time I laid down in the tanning bed...

[this user was banned]

Spray tan is where it's at bro! You can even get it on your micropenis if you want.

[Rellapse21]

Spray tan is gay as fuk bro

[this user was banned]

Spray tan is gay as fuk bro

shhh... don't let him know that!

[Tiggles]

Just go outside.

[Strifer]

Tanning, no. Letting Bruce the tanning attendant suck your cock while tanning, yes.

[diplo]

GTL BRO

[Joroz]

I get naked and lay a white towel over my balls and penis (because i dont care if i get cancer on my face but if i got dick cancer i would cyanide) and put on tanning goggles (which i carry on my key chain) and bake my skin under light bulbs.

Do you people consider this to feminine and or gay or do you consider it to be pretty cool or just think its stupid?

I personally think I am breaking cultural stereotypes and experiencing a way of life that was previously just for women and fags.

Love,
Lron

Yea but you are mostly gay because you are Lron.

[Ryba]

Yea but you are mostly gay because you are Lron.

Yeah the balls on your chin make you look way gayer than your unconvincing tan.

It is like deciding to take up cigarette smoking. It is the fucking 21st century. You are pitied, not admired.

[Stinkum]

It is like deciding to take up cigarette smoking. It is the fucking 21st century. You are pitied, not admired.

Honestly, it's almost as stupid as alcohol consumption or smoking... Oh Amurika. Enjoy your cancer idiot.

Quoted for proof of autism.

[Ryba]

Quoted for proof of autism.

Struck a nerve? Even though your comment is not at all witty, I still feel immense shame for being quoted alongside Kagatob. At least I didn't shit on alcohol.

[Kagatob]

Quoted for proof of autism.

Quoted for chemically dependent statistic.

[Stinkum]

I've been diagnosed with 'Low-level high-functioning' asperger's syndrome.

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=983445&postcount=34

[Raavak]

I get naked and lay a white towel over my balls and penis (because i dont care if i get cancer on my face but if i got dick cancer i would cyanide) and put on tanning goggles (which i carry on my key chain) and bake my skin under light bulbs.Get a nut hammock.

[nectarprime]

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=983445&postcount=34

So he's Chris-chan?

[Kagatob]

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=983445&postcount=34

What's your point? You're still a chemically dependent slob. All you're doing is saying "Hey look over there!".

[idontbuff]

I used to goto a tanning salon like twice a month, paid for a membership etc.. It's not gay, but I def isn't good for you.

[Stinkum]

I've been diagnosed with asperger's syndrome.

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=983445&postcount=34

[Raavak]

I'd get a base tan at a salon if I knew I was going to be outdoors and/or near the equator or something in the near future. Would suck to get a massive painful sunburn on day 1 of a week vacation.

[gotrocks]

not gay, necessarily. but definitely stupid.

[JayN]

whatever gets you the best coke off the limpest cock amiright /puke; remember if your wealthy its all just experiences, gay is a poor/low class thing....

[Kagatob]

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=983445&postcount=34

What's your point? You're still a chemically dependent slob. All you're doing is saying "Hey look over there!".

[doeda]

I googled gay gifs to respond to this, I need to erase what I just saw

[CharlesBarkley]

yea

[Raavak]

I googled gay gifs to respond to this, I need to erase what I just saw^ Confirmed gay.