Is it gay that i have a tanning membership?

[Lron]

I get naked and lay a white towel over my balls and penis (because i dont care if i get cancer on my face but if i got dick cancer i would cyanide) and put on tanning goggles (which i carry on my key chain) and bake my skin under light bulbs.

Do you people consider this to feminine and or gay or do you consider it to be pretty cool or just think its stupid?

I personally think I am breaking cultural stereotypes and experiencing a way of life that was previously just for women and fags.

Love,
Lron