Is it gay that i have a tanning membership?

Lron · #1 08-20-2013, 08:42 PM

I get naked and lay a white towel over my balls and penis (because i dont care if i get cancer on my face but if i got dick cancer i would cyanide) and put on tanning goggles (which i carry on my key chain) and bake my skin under light bulbs.

Do you people consider this to feminine and or gay or do you consider it to be pretty cool or just think its stupid?

I personally think I am breaking cultural stereotypes and experiencing a way of life that was previously just for women and fags.

Love,
Lron

Reapin · #2 08-20-2013, 08:46 PM

It is stupid. You are causing yourself to age faster.

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Gaffin Deeppockets · #3 08-20-2013, 08:54 PM

Dont do it man. My mother did it for like 10 years and now has skin cancer.

Kagatob · #4 08-20-2013, 09:04 PM

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Honestly, it's almost as stupid as alcohol consumption or smoking... Oh Amurika. Enjoy your cancer idiot. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

mtb tripper · #5 08-20-2013, 09:05 PM

um yes

justin2090 · #6 08-20-2013, 09:27 PM

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Tanning, no. Letting Bruce the tanning attendant suck your cock while tanning, yes.

you know bruce?

Hasbinbad · #7 08-20-2013, 09:30 PM

bruce is legendary

Sidelle · #8 08-20-2013, 09:53 PM

It's not what I would call gay, per se... But it is bad for you. I used to work at a tanning salon when I was in high school and I saw so many leathery looking people that I stopped tanning forever at 19 years of age. Now I look at least 10 years younger than my friends who used to tan religiously. (Haha suck it, bitches. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My husband is 8 years younger than me and looks older. I like it. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

But seriously there is nothing wrong with going outside and getting a little vitamin d but I wouldn't go overboard at a tanning salon. It's just something I think you would regret later after what I have seen.

Rellapse21 · #9 08-21-2013, 09:57 AM

I had a tanning membership one summer was tired of my penis being 30 shades lighter than the rest of my body was like a glow in tha dark stick and I felt gay every time I laid down in the tanning bed...

this user was banned · #10 08-21-2013, 10:15 AM

Spray tan is where it's at bro! You can even get it on your micropenis if you want.