Kagatob's "Shit stupid Nurses/CNA's say" Thread.

[Kagatob]

CNA talking about wanting a new tattoo
Me: What kind of Tattoo?
CNA: Wings, but I want one good one and one messed up one.
Me: What kind of wings?
CNA: I just told you, one good one and one messed up one!
Me: No I mean, what from? You know, like demon wings? Angel wings?
CNA: What are you talking about? Didn't you hear what I just said?
Me: I'm asking if they are wings with feathers or not...
CNA: You just don't get it do you? *walks off*.

This was 10 minutes ago.

[Hasbinbad]

you just don't get it.

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

you just don't get it.

[Samoht]

you just don't get it.

[Barkingturtle]

Jesus Christ-o, you dumb fuck. What's not to get?

Seems obvious:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4nzs93AAS1Y/TcA7y9vVkTI/AAAAAAAAArs/O1oSaI8uRuY/s1600/wings.jpg


Tony Shaloub is the Messed Up Wing and that handsome dude is the Good Wing.

Duh.

[Sidelle]

Sounds like she needs these kind...

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/maxi%20pad%20wings.JPG

[katrik]

Sounds like she needs these kind...

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/maxi%20pad%20wings.JPG

Lol real women

[Kagatob]

Sounds like she needs these kind...

http://blogs.laweekly.com/informer/maxi%20pad%20wings.JPG

A+ post :D

[Kagatob]

About a month ago some of the nurses were talking. Night shift nurses are more amusing of course. Somehow the conversation went into this direction.

Nurse 1: Is the penis a muscle?
Nurse 2: I think so, yeah it's a muscle.
Nurse 3: Of course it's a muscle! What else would it be?
Nurse 4: Dunno, it might be, I think it's an organ though what do you think *insert my name here*?
Me: Pretty sure it's an organ, but aren't the four of you the ones who've gone to medical school?
Nurse 2: *Sure of herself* I don't know about that, let's look it up.

P.S. The penis is an organ. :)

[Langrisser]

is dat why you play with it so much OOOOOH

[Hasbinbad]

muscles are organs, so even if the penis was only a muscle, it would still be an organ..

more properly tho, the penis itself, but more correctly the male reproductive system, should be considered an organ system or group, rather than a single organ.

[Servellious]

CNA talking about wanting a new tattoo
Me: What kind of Tattoo?
CNA: Wings, but I want one good one and one messed up one.
Me: What kind of wings?
CNA: I just told you, one good one and one messed up one!
Me: No I mean, what from? You know, like demon wings? Angel wings?
CNA: What are you talking about? Didn't you hear what I just said?
Me: I'm asking if they are wings with feathers or not...
CNA: You just don't get it do you? *walks off*.

This was 10 minutes ago.

Happy cna's make life easy I feed mine very shift and treat them very nice. My call lights get answered quickly and I wipe 0 ass

[Cecily]

CNA talking about wanting a new tattoo
Me: What kind of Tattoo?
CNA: Wings, but I want one good one and one messed up one.
Me: What kind of wings?
CNA: I just told you, one good one and one messed up one!
Me: No I mean, what from? You know, like demon wings? Angel wings?
CNA: What are you talking about? Didn't you hear what I just said?
Me: I'm asking if they are wings with feathers or not...
CNA: You just don't get it do you? *walks off*.

This was 10 minutes ago.

It's gotta suck being a really intelligent aspie in a land of really social dumb asses. =/

What I remember from anatomy class: Organs are 2 or more types of tissue that work together to preform a specific function. One of those tissues may or may not be muscle tissue, I don't remember, but it's definitely an organ and those nurses are definitely idiots.

[kenzar]

What exactly made you think nurses/cna were intelligent people in the first place? Everyone knows all the intelligent people major in hard sciences, while all the fodder goes for either music/art/literature or medical, without fail.

[Erectus]

About a month ago some of the nurses were talking. Night shift nurses are more amusing of course. Somehow the conversation went into this direction.

Nurse 1: Is the penis a muscle?
Nurse 2: I think so, yeah it's a muscle.
Nurse 3: Of course it's a muscle! What else would it be?
Nurse 4: Dunno, it might be, I think it's an organ though what do you think *insert my name here*?
Me: Pretty sure it's an organ, but aren't the four of you the ones who've gone to medical school?
Nurse 2: *Sure of herself* I don't know about that, let's look it up.

P.S. The penis is an organ. :)


actually your skin as a whole is an organ. a penis is made of spongy tissue, not muscle. But it's part of an organ (your entire epidermis).


muscles are organs, so even if the penis was only a muscle, it would still be an organ..

more properly tho, the penis itself, but more correctly the male reproductive system, should be considered an organ system or group, rather than a single organ.

Muscles are not organs. pick up an anatomy book.

[Cecily]

Pretty sure an anatomy book would say skeletal muscles have nervous, connective, and muscle tissue, making them an organ.

[Servellious]

Skeletal MUSCULO system

[Nikon]

My favourite was when I was at the GP last year and had to get some blood drawn. The nurse walked in after the doctor and said 'I'm having a really off day, today' and then proceeded to stick me 5 times to draw blood one small vial of blood...

[Freeport]

Nurses and cnas are stupid. I'm a young doctor.

[Nirgon]

You are going to be a terrible salesman.

Don't be confrontational about making it obvious they're stupid.

Show them some samples and work with them.

Dummy.

[Sidelle]

About a month ago some of the nurses were talking. Night shift nurses are more amusing of course. Somehow the conversation went into this direction.

Nurse 1: Is the penis a muscle?
Nurse 2: I think so, yeah it's a muscle.
Nurse 3: Of course it's a muscle! What else would it be?
Nurse 4: Dunno, it might be, I think it's an organ though what do you think *insert my name here*?
Me: Pretty sure it's an organ, but aren't the four of you the ones who've gone to medical school?
Nurse 2: *Sure of herself* I don't know about that, let's look it up.

P.S. The penis is an organ. :)

The penis is a cactus!

http://static.environmentalgraffiti.com/sites/default/files/images/http-inlinethumb15.webshots.com-42446-2697568580104237032S600x600Q85.jpg

[Sidelle]

a penis is something sidelle never gets to see

I'm married so he has to show it to me anytime I want. He never has a problem with it, either. =)

[Langrisser]

the "dick" as it is scientifically known is a seriez of tubes, just like the internet, making it a bonerorgan for cum

[Sidelle]

I always wondered... why is it called a boner? There's no bone in there. And speaking of boners. How bad does it hurt to get blueballs? I honestly want to know. I've heard guys over the years whine about their unfulfilled ejaculation when I told them no to sex. Hey guys, making out does not always have to lead to that, btw. So I would be hearing "Omg it hurts...Please touch it." Lol

[Daldolma]

I always wondered... why is it called a boner? There's no bone in there. And speaking of boners. How bad does it hurt to get blueballs? I honestly want to know. I've heard guys over the years whine about their unfulfilled ejaculation when I told them no to sex. Hey guys, making out does not always have to lead to that, btw. So I would be hearing "Omg it hurts...Please touch it." Lol

as a female on an elf forum, you are statistically certain to have been born with a penis or weigh 275 pounds

either way your question about blue balls is disingenuous

[gotrocks]

Want to know a secret?

No, it's not bad. Not from what you're describing, anyway. It's just another way to try for sex when all hope is slipping away.


Lol@ blueballs.

You suck a guys dick for 10 mins and bail right before he blows, that shit can be painful. That's an actual blueballs.

[radditsu]

I always wondered... why is it called a boner? There's no bone in there. And speaking of boners. How bad does it hurt to get blueballs? I honestly want to know. I've heard guys over the years whine about their unfulfilled ejaculation when I told them no to sex. Hey guys, making out does not always have to lead to that, btw. So I would be hearing "Omg it hurts...Please touch it." Lol

You can't possibly be this stupid.

[Sidelle]

You can't possibly be this stupid.

Hi. Don't be a twat. I was just asking a question.

[Sidelle]

as a female on an elf forum, you are statistically certain to have been born with a penis or weigh 275 pounds

either way your question about blue balls is disingenuous

Neither.

[radditsu]

Hi. Don't be a twat. I was just asking a question.

Asking why they call it a boner is like Seinfeld asking what the deal is with airplane food.

[Malice_Mizer]

Mine definitely has a bone contained.

http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/221154-bigthumbnail.jpg

[Nirgon]

boner system

[Kagatob]

I always wondered... why is it called a boner? There's no bone in there.
In most non-human species there is actually.

And speaking of boners. How bad does it hurt to get blueballs? I honestly want to know. I've heard guys over the years whine about their unfulfilled ejaculation when I told them no to sex.
Those men don't masturbate enough. Blue balls is a concept for stupid teenage girls to get them to meet the guy halfway and blow him when they don't want to put out.
Hey guys, making out does not always have to lead to that, btw. So I would be hearing "Omg it hurts...Please touch it." Lol
No, that's just you being a tease. Unless a man is broken in some way, he will never ever initiate anything sexual he hasn't already decided he wants to follow through with completely.

[Langrisser]

In most non-human species there is actually.


Those men don't masturbate enough. Blue balls is a concept for stupid teenage girls to get them to meet the guy halfway and blow him when they don't want to put out.

No, that's just you being a tease. Unless a man is broken in some way, he will never ever initiate anything sexual he hasn't already decided he wants to follow through with completely.

/applause

[Malice_Mizer]

No, that's just you being a tease. Unless a man is broken in some way, he will never ever initiate anything sexual he hasn't already decided he wants to follow through with completely.

So, if you "make out" with a person, then you've already entered into an agreement to have sex with them? Sounds like a personal misunderstanding about the nature of consent. If you want to kiss a person but you don't want to have them stick their genitals inside you, that does not make you a tease? Again, I think you have fundamental misunderstandings about consent and what it means to be a willing participant in a sexual encounter. Why does making out have to be a purely sexual activity with the logical conclusion of intercourse..?

Though I'm sure the strategy of guilting a woman into having sex with you has worked wonderfully for your love life.

[Kagatob]

Ignorance about everything that biological evolution has done to the psyche of sexual peer relations in humans.

[Kagatob]

Also why turn everything into consent issue? Nothing that I said had anything to do with consent.

Guilting? Strawman? ;)

[Malice_Mizer]

There's also this idea known as "civilization," in which individuals interact with each other in non-violent ways and respect the conflicting will of others. I understand the biological and mental evolution involved, but there's also self-control and freedom of will.

"Unless a man is broken in some way, he will never ever initiate anything sexual he hasn't already decided he wants to follow through with completely."

That is seriously one of the more regressive and backwards attitudes I've seen about male sexuality. For any person who has jumped into the purely sexual aspects of a relationship, you will understand that there are levels of intimacy, and an entire spectrum that spans more than your discharge.

Let me guess, when you speak of "following through completely," you're speaking exclusively of the male orgasm, correct? That is the purpose of sex and the end of sex? Typical male chauvinist.

[Malice_Mizer]

Also why turn everything into consent issue? Nothing that I said had anything to do with consent.

Guilting? Strawman? ;)

Calling a woman a tease because she pitied you enough to kiss you but doesn't want your slimy dick shoved inside her sacred vagina is pretty much the definition of "guilting."

[Hasbinbad]

Muscles are not organs. pick up an anatomy book.
muscles absolutely are organs.

[Hasbinbad]

an organ is a tissue group that performs a function.

in the case of say, your small and underdeveloped bicep, you have all sorts of tissues, skeletal muscle, tendon, ligament, vasculature, etc., that all work together to perform a function, specifically in this case, contracting, weakly, your forearm to your shoulder.

[Gaffin Deeppockets]

Obviously none of you actually had blue balls before, shit hurts.

[Hasbinbad]

i never get blue balls coz i always seal the deal

[Hasbinbad]

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[Kagatob]

There's also this idea known as "civilization," in which individuals interact with each other in non-violent ways and respect the conflicting will of others. I understand the biological and mental evolution involved, but there's also self-control and freedom of will.
This obviously only applies to men about women. :rolleyes:
"Unless a man is broken in some way, he will never ever initiate anything sexual he hasn't already decided he wants to follow through with completely."

That is seriously one of the more regressive and backwards attitudes I've seen about male sexuality. For any person who has jumped into the purely sexual aspects of a relationship, you will understand that there are levels of intimacy, and an entire spectrum that spans more than your discharge.
Get your fanciful ideas back to la la land if you actually believe that when two people are at the point in a relationship that they are "making out" that any sexually healthy male isn't thinking about how far things could go.
Are you some kind of sheltered child or something?
Let me guess, when you speak of "following through completely," you're speaking exclusively of the male orgasm, correct? That is the purpose of sex and the end of sex? Typical male chauvinist.
Absolutely, because I obviously assume that sexual relations only involve a male orgasm. :rolleyes:
Put more words in my mouth, please.
Calling a woman a tease because she pitied you
Ad-hominem projection.
enough to kiss you but doesn't want your slimy dick shoved inside her sacred vagina is pretty much the definition of "guilting."
Needs more feminist and less feminazi. Please try again. :)

[kotton05]

i never get blue balls coz i always seal the deal

come on now, ive never ALWAYS sealed the deal, one time she just wanted to give me a bj.

[katrik]

Im also a healthcare professional.. One time one of our nurses administered a syringe of PO Lortab Elixir rectally. She got fired.. poor thing was probably worked to death. Still lols

[Kagatob]

Had a bunch of nurses today who didn't believe me that men could do kegels exercises, one of those nurses was a male :p .
Even after looking it up 2 of them were convinced that exercising them would have no benefit for men. So silly.

[RestoreThis]

This obviously only applies to men about women. :rolleyes:

Get your fanciful ideas back to la la land if you actually believe that when two people are at the point in a relationship that they are "making out" that any sexually healthy male isn't thinking about how far things could go.
Are you some kind of sheltered child or something?

Absolutely, because I obviously assume that sexual relations only involve a male orgasm. :rolleyes:
Put more words in my mouth, please.

Ad-hominem projection.

Needs more feminist and less feminazi. Please try again. :)


http://24.media.tumblr.com/0220adf2303cd2eba6407fea32383388/tumblr_mlbx4ohlQe1r96x1xo1_400.png

[Malice_Mizer]

Had a bunch of nurses today who didn't believe me that men could do kegels exercises

I'm afraid to ask how this conversation between you and a group of nurses began.

Do you just frequent hospitals and strike up conversations with "bunches of nurses" as the archetypal "know-it-all/I troll WebMD" patient?

[Kagatob]

I'm afraid to ask how this conversation between you and a group of nurses began.

Do you just frequent hospitals and strike up conversations with "bunches of nurses" as the archetypal "know-it-all/I troll WebMD" patient?

You are the quintessential retard. I'm a cardiac tech stationed on a Med Surg/GI floor.

Contrary to popular belief of the 'overworked american nurse', the nurses in the hospital that I work at have quite a bit of downtime and the bulk of them (night shift in particular) don't really care about "workplace appropriate" in casual conversation.

You are of course assuming that I broach these subjects, your assumption is of course wrong. :)

Please try again feminazi.

[RestoreThis]

>Med Surg/GI floor

translation: basic surgical tech making $15/hr.

[Kagatob]

>Med Surg/GI floor

translation: basic surgical tech making $15/hr.

Not by much but it's more then that.

Double minimum wage is so pathetic I know... :rolleyes:

[A1551]

About a month ago some of the nurses were talking. Night shift nurses are more amusing of course. Somehow the conversation went into this direction.

Nurse 1: Is the penis a muscle?
Nurse 2: I think so, yeah it's a muscle.
Nurse 3: Of course it's a muscle! What else would it be?
Nurse 4: Dunno, it might be, I think it's an organ though what do you think *insert my name here*?
Me: Pretty sure it's an organ, but aren't the four of you the ones who've gone to medical school?
Nurse 2: *Sure of herself* I don't know about that, let's look it up.

P.S. The penis is an organ. :)

Shit stupid Kagatobs say:
Me: Pretty sure it's an organ, but aren't the four of you the ones who've gone to medical school?

sorry couldn't help myself :P

[Kagatob]

Shit stupid Kagatobs say:
Me: Pretty sure it's an organ, but aren't the four of you the ones who've gone to medical school?

sorry couldn't help myself :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hou0lU8WMgo

[A1551]

Nothing technically about it sir -- you gotta be pretty clueless to work in a healthcare setting and not know who goes to medical school :P You saying that is significantly dumber than the "stupid" examples you've posted.

Just sayin!

So what does a cardiac tech even do? Are you the guy who sits and watches the telemetry monitor all night and pages the nurses every time a patient pulls off their telemetry leads? Do you go around and do ekgs?

[Kagatob]

Nothing technically about it sir -- you gotta be pretty clueless to work in a healthcare setting and not know who goes to medical school :P You saying that is significantly dumber than the "stupid" examples you've posted.

Just sayin!

So what does a cardiac tech even do? Are you the guy who sits and watches the telemetry monitor all night and pages the nurses every time a patient pulls off their telemetry leads? Do you go around and do ekgs?

I browse the internet all day and play wack-a-mole with all of the false alarms that pop up. Shit's so easy.

[Kagatob]

I don't work in healthcare because I am interested in health care, I couldn't give two shits about amurikan medicine. I applied for the job because I knew people and it was an easy out of shitty retail. ;)

[Malice_Mizer]

Smooth.

[Kagatob]

Shit patients say:
"If you find out I'm going to die, give me an ice cream first!"

[Kagatob]

Before my break more proof that the south is still a century behind the times.

Nurse 1: (emphasize a southern belle accent) "Just now that patient called me a cracker."
Nurse 2: (old white lady) What's that mean?
Me: (blurted out, couldn't help it) That's a joke right?
Nurse 2: No. What's it mean?
Nurse 1: It's what black people call white people because they look like saltine crackers.

At that point I lost it a little. Taught them properly the slur's origins.

Afterwards she came up to me and tried to explain to me that "everyone down south thinks that's what it means".

Da fuk? :eek:

[KessonDaslef]

Just an F.Y.I. she's 14 and depicted as such...

Pedophile

[runlvlzero]

I want to take a solid large blunt object and beat everyone I see around me into a cumpled bloody pulp. Everyone. On a daily basis. I feel and visualize these urges. Sometimes I just want to wrap my fingers around someones throat and repeatedly slam their faces into objects.

Because they are stupid. Humans. And they breed. They need to be dominated and subjugated and destroyed.

I say we bring back eugenics and slavery.

[Orruar]

The only thing worse than dumb people at work are the people who think they're smart and then go tell all their "friends" how stupid their coworkers are. Gossipy little bitch.

[Gaffin']

Gaffin #1 RNF champ, didnt read

[Kagatob]

The only thing worse than dumb people at work are the people who think they're smart and then go tell all their "friends" how stupid their coworkers are. Gossipy little bitch.

Gaffin #1 RNF champ, didnt read

Things the unemployed say.

[Hastley]

Troy is apparently terrible with women

[Kagatob]

Troy is apparently terrible with women

Elaborate. The ring on a particular woman's finger says otherwise.

Actually I don't care, you're the plebian who's favorite insult is " liberal".

[Recycled Children]

Nurse: I like your scarf.
HBB: It's a keffiyeh!

Nurse: Doctor Young is taking me out tonight. I'm going to give him a piece of ass.
HBB: The last time I got a piece of ass was when the toilet paper ripped while wiping down an old man.

Nurse 1: Are you sniffing the bed pans!?
HBB: NO!!
Nurse 2: Gross dude.

[Gaffin']

I like you Kaga so back off nigguh, not unemployed dawg.

[Kagatob]

I like you Kaga so back off nigguh, not unemployed dawg.

My B. I thought you were trying to channel Lron there.

[Hastley]

Elaborate. The ring on a particular woman's finger says otherwise.

Actually I don't care, you're the plebian who's favorite insult is " liberal".

Your mom is not your wife neck beard

[Kagatob]

your wife

Not married. ignant fuck.

Your quips are Alarti level lame at this point.

[susvain0362]

I like you Kaga so back off nigguh, not unemployed dawg.

what are you fucking gay? you're lieing Gaffin. don't even deny it. you are lieing right now. i don't know why. you can't be cool or an interesting person and like kagatab. fact.

[radditsu]

I want to take a solid large blunt object and beat everyone I see around me into a cumpled bloody pulp. Everyone. On a daily basis. I feel and visualize these urges. Sometimes I just want to wrap my fingers around someones throat and repeatedly slam their faces into objects.

Because they are stupid. Humans. And they breed. They need to be dominated and subjugated and destroyed.

I say we bring back eugenics and slavery.


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_GisCzvPanU

[runlvlzero]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIlY1h64sQM&app=desktop

[radditsu]

Jesus christ

[Hastley]

Not married. ignant fuck.

Your quips are Alarti level lame at this point.

Shut up mamas boy

[runlvlzero]

Jesus christ

I still hate you all, but now I laughed and had hate and laughter as the same emotion at the same time.

What happens when you start associating hate with laughter?

[Kagatob]

I still hate you all, but now I laughed and had hate and laughter as the same emotion at the same time.

What happens when you start associating hate with laughter?

Tacos?

[runlvlzero]

Or maybe what I feel isn't hate. I feel I am fairly rational in my wish for the wonton destruction of humankind.

Something that probably transcends the original ignorance of "hatred".

More like a desire to eliminate a pest species, like a weed from a food garden. That adds nothing to the ecosystem.

Is there a word to describe this feeling towards homosapiens?

[radditsu]

I still hate you all, but now I laughed and had hate and laughter as the same emotion at the same time.

What happens when you start associating hate with laughter?

Clozapine?

[runlvlzero]

Tacos?

Hehehehe. Nah. Tacos aren't that good. Soylent Green.

[runlvlzero]

Clozapine?

I had to look that up. Definitely not psychotic. Or hallucinating.

[runlvlzero]

For example. This thing: http://tocaboca.com/ is an abomination.

And you have people like Hastley upset that Trannies and homos exist. Yet we have much more pressing problems with our culture and society.

[Kagatob]

For example. This thing: http://tocaboca.com/ is an abomination.

And you have people like Hastley upset that Trannies and homos exist. Yet we have much more pressing problems with our culture and society.

This post baffles me. What am I missing?

[runlvlzero]

People are weak little bitches focus'd on the small picture of their measly little puny lives. Hastley is a fine example.

The brainwashing scum retardation that pervades our consumerist culture and gets shovled through the apple app store for the dumbest of the dumb.

It's all linked in one great gigantic spiral of retardation. And because the weak are not weeded out of the species at a young age. And we rely on a system of authority which protects poor behaviors and attitudes geared towards a herd mentality vs free individuality and independence.

[Kagatob]

I thought you preferred absolute authority. That post sounds like anarchist idiot crap.

[Hastley]

People are weak little bitches focus'd on the small picture of their measly little puny lives. Hastley is a fine example.

The brainwashing scum retardation that pervades our consumerist culture and gets shovled through the apple app store for the dumbest of the dumb.

It's all linked in one great gigantic spiral of retardation. And because the weak are not weeded out of the species at a young age. And we rely on a system of authority which protects poor behaviors and attitudes geared towards a herd mentality vs free individuality and independence.

I'm a paragon of
Virtue and all that is right in this world you baby sucks child molesting mother fucker . In Jesus name I pray for the salvation of your soul as well as the end of this perverse practices you condone

[runlvlzero]

I'm a paragon of
Virtue and all that is right in this world you baby sucks child molesting mother fucker . In Jesus name I pray for the salvation of your soul as well as the end of this perverse practices you condone

Your getting very eloquent. I hope you save many baby dicks in ur life.

[runlvlzero]

I thought you preferred absolute authority. That post sounds like anarchist idiot crap.

Why can they not both coexist. There's layers to this world. It's not so black and white. There's different types of people in different niches. Classes.

There's people who just work to drink beer and pay taxes and breed and care nothing for their own perfection. They don't understand what their doing beyond, "This is a tasty pizza". They consume and work according to the bidding of those who are truly in absolute authority and power over them. They cannot perfect that pizza and use it to master their enemies.

They are blind to it. Trying to wake these people up is pointless and impossible. They continue to fail at doing anything meaningful, yet just survive. They can even be graceful in that failure. Just like the dog can be catching a Frisbee. Yet that same dog can be roadkill the next day.

Trying to resist it is pointless and impossible. I seek perfection and everyone at my level around me seeks to have more sex, beer, T.V. I'm bored with the "this is just another tasty pizza". I have perfected my Pizza making abilities and it is still not enough.

So I have woken up to the pointlessness and futility of the plebeian and rage at them for staying asleep. At the same time I am envious of the power elite. The people with the knowledge, brains, bodies, and resources to manipulate others on a grand scale. I don't blame them. They aren't at fault.

Yet like the Agent in the Matrix I look around at the Zoo they keep and I smell the animals living there. And live with disdain in my heart for the herd.

[Hastley]

Your getting very eloquent. I hope you save many baby dicks in ur life.

Doesn't red have its own forums ?

[runlvlzero]

Doesn't red have its own forums ?

QQ moar. You one dimensional faggot.

[Kagatob]

Why can they not both coexist. There's layers to this world. It's not so black and white. There's different types of people in different niches. Classes.

There's people who just work to drink beer and pay taxes and breed and care nothing for their own perfection. They don't understand what their doing beyond, "This is a tasty pizza". They consume and work according to the bidding of those who are truly in absolute authority and power over them. They cannot perfect that pizza and use it to master their enemies.

They are blind to it. Trying to wake these people up is pointless and impossible. They continue to fail at doing anything meaningful, yet just survive. They can even be graceful in that failure. Just like the dog can be catching a Frisbee. Yet that same dog can be roadkill the next day.

Trying to resist it is pointless and impossible. I seek perfection and everyone at my level around me seeks to have more sex, beer, T.V. I'm bored with the "this is just another tasty pizza". I have perfected my Pizza making abilities and it is still not enough.

So I have woken up to the pointlessness and futility of the plebeian and rage at them for staying asleep. At the same time I am envious of the power elite. The people with the knowledge, brains, bodies, and resources to manipulate others on a grand scale. I don't blame them. They aren't at fault.

Yet like the Agent in the Matrix I look around at the Zoo they keep and I smell the animals living there. And live with disdain in my heart for the herd.

You need a hobby bro. What your saying seems purposeful on the surface but the reality is you are being just another miserable fuck. I'm not trying to troll or to be purposely offensive, just observing without sugar coating.

I know this because I sounded just like you little over a decade ago, then I got laid.

[runlvlzero]

You need a hobby bro. What your saying seems purposeful on the surface but the reality is you are being just another miserable fuck. I'm not trying to troll or to be purposely offensive, just observing without sugar coating.

I know this because I sounded just like you little over a decade ago, then I got laid.

Getting laid did not alleviate my miserable fuck attitude. I normally suppress it (for the sake of my immediate survival) and so do not necessarily disagree with your statement.

I just wish that hobby could be beating down the ignorant fucks I see around me.

[runlvlzero]

Anyway thanks for your understanding.

[Kagatob]

Getting laid did not alleviate my miserable fuck attitude. I normally suppress it (for the sake of my immediate survival) and so do not necessarily disagree with your statement.

I just wish that hobby could be beating down the ignorant fucks I see around me.

Just be content you are above their level. That and finding real people with common interests.

First step would be to get off red.

[runlvlzero]

Red is a good outlet for that anarchist idiot crap. =)

But it is a very very poor hobby. I don't really invest that much time there. To my defense.

[Hastley]

QQ moar. You one dimensional faggot.

No one cares about you at all

[runlvlzero]

How does that even computer Hastley? You think I genuinely care what you think? Think about the logic you are using for about 5 minutes before trying to reply.

For starts. You have not earned my respect enough for me to even care. If you want me to care about you not caring than you may want to start caring about how you state your illogical paradoxes and conundrums.

[Barkingturtle]

Kill yourself dork.

[Barkingturtle]

Sorry, you just sound soooo dumb all the time.

[runlvlzero]

You expended the energy to tell me to kill myself and that I am a dork. How has this affected you? Do you feel more stupid for replying to a post you could have just ignored. Or are you white knighting for Hastley?

How much do you care? Do you care a non zero yet trivial amount? Why the fuck does it matter to you? Are you trying to be cool? Look tough and intelligent and pro at forum trolling?

[Barkingturtle]

I care enough that if you actually killed yourself I'd forget you in a day or two.

Look, I didn't mean to provoke whatever that post was. I'm guessing it was your lame-dicked attempt to flame or rant or something. I just need you to know you sound stupid and it's not alright. That goes for the rest of you, too. If you are dumb you should feel bad and you should maybe even consider suicide as an alternative to further stupid. The forum suffers when you guys insist on being yourselves.

[runlvlzero]

I care enough that if you actually killed yourself I'd forget you in a day or two.

Look, I didn't mean to provoke whatever that post was. I'm guessing it was your lame-dicked attempt to flame or rant or something. I just need you to know you sound stupid and it's not alright. That goes for the rest of you, too. If you are dumb you should feel bad and you should maybe even consider suicide as an alternative to further stupid. The forum suffers when you guys insist on being yourselves.

The world needs more people like you. I wish I could arm you and help send you off on a crusade or something.

[runlvlzero]

Also if you are projecting your suffering on the forum for what I type here. My mission is complete. You are waking up.

Try to understand why it is you suffer. Is it because of me? Or because of how you perceive this world.

[runlvlzero]

I care enough that if you actually killed yourself I'd forget you in a day or two.

Look, I didn't mean to provoke whatever that post was. I'm guessing it was your lame-dicked attempt to flame or rant or something. I just need you to know you sound stupid and it's not alright. That goes for the rest of you, too. If you are dumb you should feel bad and you should maybe even consider suicide as an alternative to further stupid. The forum suffers when you guys insist on being yourselves.

Further and this is a triple post (Oh the rage):

http://cdn.meme.li/i/ihyku.jpg

[Hastley]

Further and this is a triple post (Oh the rage):

http://cdn.meme.li/i/ihyku.jpg

Runlvl0 confirmed mad . Why so mad ?

[runlvlzero]

Max level mad since birth. Why you care so much?

[Hasbinbad]

Nurse: I like your scarf.
HBB: It's a keffiyeh!

Nurse: Doctor Young is taking me out tonight. I'm going to give him a piece of ass.
HBB: The last time I got a piece of ass was when the toilet paper ripped while wiping down an old man.

Nurse 1: Are you sniffing the bed pans!?
HBB: NO!!
Nurse 2: Gross dude.
You're so obsessed with me that even when I don't post for a day or two you feel it necessary to drag me in to conversations I'm not even involved in.

Good going.

Muscles are organs.

[Hastley]

Max level mad since birth. Why you care so much?

Go sick a trannies cock fag

[Kagatob]

Go sick a trannies cock fag

I hate Swype too.

[JonathanHancock]

Calling a woman a tease because she pitied you enough to kiss you but doesn't want your slimy dick shoved inside her sacred vagina is pretty much the definition of "guilting."

In my experience, it's actually the vagina that gets slimy. If your dick is in any way identifiable as "slimy," I'd suggest seeing a doctor!

[runlvlzero]

In my experience, it's actually the vagina that gets slimy. If your dick is in any way identifiable as "slimy," I'd suggest seeing a doctor!

Vagina pretty gross on a whole IMO.

[runlvlzero]

I hate Swype too.

WTF is Swype? Hastley unable to type properly cause of auto-complete?

[JonathanHancock]

You need a hobby bro. What your saying seems purposeful on the surface but the reality is you are being just another miserable fuck. I'm not trying to troll or to be purposely offensive, just observing without sugar coating.

I know this because I sounded just like you little over a decade ago, then I got laid.


LOL.....ammm....that comment is PRECISELY what he's talking about. These dumbfucks who walk around thinking that "gettin laiiddd brreewww" is the most important thing in life.

You got laid once and that changed your entire life? Really? You must've had the pussy on a very tall pedestal my friend!!!

[Gadwen]

Vagina pretty gross on a whole IMO.

Just quoting for posterity.

[runlvlzero]

Just quoting for posterity.

Not ashamed to have a preference that is 100% any vagina I can get my penis into. It's ok to have standards. Or like multiple other things.

[runlvlzero]

Damn double negatives, not ashamed to not have the aforementioned preference. As in a set of standards above any vag.

[JonathanHancock]

Damn double negatives, not ashamed to not have the aforementioned preference. As in a set of standards above any vag.

Im here with you brother.

Where I live down here in the hood, these ******s will literally fuck ANY vagina that will let them. Think about all the fat, nasty-ass black-dick-loving women you see. Then remember they're always pregnant because some dude not only fucked them but did so without even wearing a rubber.

THEN go ahead and think about how many fat, nasty-ass, five-times-pregnant-by-different-men type bitches that dude has put his dick in.

Finally: Remember he probably sleeps with some decent looking girls too, also without a rubber. Spreading that fat, nasty-bitch pussy slime all around.

And I don't care how many times he washed his dick between those women

[JonathanHancock]

There's bitches around here who have basically been continuously pregnant for the last 5 to 10 years. Every time by a different guy.

Crazy thing is: MOST of these women are fucking GROOOSSSSSS, and most of the men fuckin em are what I'd call "decent looking," average-or-better individuals.

That's the type of society specifically these black youths are being raised in. Where turning down ANY type of pussy, no matter how nasty it is, will lose you all respect amongst your nigguhs.

[runlvlzero]

Thanks, I know people know what you mean. But they'll call us elitist snobs and bastards over it. Probably racist too.

It ain't even that though.

[JonathanHancock]

DISCLAIMER: I'm not a racist, I'm just a Republican!!!

[runlvlzero]

Plenty white girls like that... There was this girl back in mormon vill ended up having twins two different races because she had herself a lil gangbang action while drunk, neither kid was the husbands genetically.

[runlvlzero]

And don't feel like were being misogynistic we lookin down a the doods willing to fuck that shit too. You don't have any self respect either.

[JonathanHancock]

Plenty white girls like that... There was this girl back in mormon vill ended up having twins two different races because she had herself a lil gangbang action while drunk, neither kid was the husbands genetically.

Oh no doubt lol. It's black and white women. Yet it's always the "men are pigs" excuse. Bitch if you spread your legs you can be certain there will literally be a LINE OF MEN waiting to fuck it. Like you said about the gangbang. LITERALLY A LINE OF MEN WAITING TO FUCK IT.

If you make it to age 18, become an actual "woman," and STILL don't realize this just give up.....cuz life involves decisions a LOT harder than deciding whether I should take 10 different dicks tonight

Just all the **MEN** seem to be black. It's a different society than most lilly-white people realize, when you're in the ACTUAL hood.

I'm talkin about turning down any kinda pussy in front of your boys will INSTANTLY get you labelled a faggot and possibly get your ass beat (if the nasty-ass-bitch in question has a brother, cousin, etc)

[Rellapse35]

didn't read this thread cuz it prob sucks

[JonathanHancock]

didn't read this thread cuz it prob sucks

And I bet you used the same logic when deciding to play a Wizard that about right?

[Rellapse35]

huh

[Rellapse35]

HUH

[runlvlzero]

Rellapse actually a p-good wizard probably, but I dunno he just XP'd like a bluebie and didn't pvp much. We need more data points.

[runlvlzero]

He def has mad pve grinding skills. Binding at the goblins and getting his staff of temperate flux at 35 and shit.

[Rellapse35]

Challenges are fun got jboots 2 at 35 with nothing but a starting robe and a dagger as gear

[radditsu]

You're so obsessed with me that even when I don't post for a day or two you feel it necessary to drag me in to conversations I'm not even involved in.

Good going.

Muscles are organs.

Your mom is an organ.