Clear argues with Clear

[Heebo]

So this retarded mage, Clear, got really mad about a year ago over a couple mobs in Sol A and sent me a brick of angry text. I saved it and sent it back to him tonight. Enjoy watching him argue with himself.

http://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh624/HeeboJeebos/Clear1_zps8158791f.png

[Alorae]

+1

[Kraftwerk]

First good blue RnF in a while.

[Daldolma]

this is art

[Ephirith]

glorious

thank you for this op

[Kraftwerk]

A sexy nurse practitioner.

[Ella`Ella]

He who laughs last, laughs the loudest!

[Verenity]

I lol'd repeatedly. Nice work Heebo

[Kagatob]

this is art

[Hailto]

Hahahaha oh man, ive ran into clear before, guy is an idiot.

A+ thread OP.

[duneadx]

LOLOLOL

[shummit]

holy shit, this makes up for all the lag issues hahaa!

[Flamewraith]

Excellent thread.

[Glitterati]

LMFAO, oh Heebo, I always did love you

[Rhambuk]

Thanks for the release of tension heebo what a great laugh!

[Tiggles]

First good blue RnF in a while.

[Peekae]

This shit is gold

[Heebo]

Somebody had to fight the zerg of George Zimmerman threads :P

[Barkingturtle]

I fucking love this.

[Hasbinbad]

this is so much funnier than it appears to be

[Heebo]

this is so much funnier than it appears to be

Favorite part: Where he ignores himself then comes back for more rage 5 minutes later.

[Hasbinbad]

i like where he tells himself to define a train and then he does

[Ele]

niiiiice

[Heebo]

2nd favorite part I didn't notice earlier - Clear pointing, laughing, and chuckling at himself in emotes.

[Reubin]

I have to say that's pretty funny. The best part is how he laughed at how hard "you" were raging when it was all his rage to begin with. Way to take bide your time and take revenge a year later.

[Asap]

lmao A+

Inb4 clear comes in raging

[Heebo]

LMFAO, oh Heebo, I always did love you

http://media.tumblr.com/7cfd0cf2908d190e85aa87556815d84e/tumblr_inline_misx3aTAM01qz4rgp.gif

[khanable]

fucking
awesome

[Tiggles]

Fantastic post

god this is comedy.

Have we had any word from Clear about this?

[Hasbinbad]

Wow.

10 out of 10 top RnF trolls agree:

Clear is a douchebag whose name shall be hence immortalized in the halls of Derpgaard.

Heebo has a solid chance of being RnF mohammed, #3 prophet of Norrath.

It is known.

[Hasbinbad]

don't post rl pics or illustrations of heebo or we will commit jihad on everything you love

[Hasbinbad]

I do not think RnF has seen such a communion of minds since the time of the first ddos, in which everyone agreed blink/blinks-shadow-army/etc. was a doucebag.

[Alawen]

I was just bickering mindlessly about stupid shit when I came across this gem. Heebo wins.

[Stinkum]

I lol'd*


*exhaled slightly louder than usual

[Hasbinbad]

i obviously meant to say douchebag, but a $2 bag of weed also describes blink surprisingly well. JK BRO ILU BLINK DONT HAX ME PLS.

[kotton05]

This shits classic, might be the best troll I've seen in a few. This is that long con... I love it.

[Nuggie]

Come on clear, fess up to the shame!

[Ektar]

question

did you save this and wait for the moment to come where you could do this, then it all finally fell into place and that amazing feeling just came over you and your pits got all sweaty and you couldn't stop smiling?

or

did it just kinda happen again and you had the screenshots/logs and spur of the moment pulled it up and let loose



both ways are good. I just kinda prefer the former.

[Heebo]

question

did you save this and wait for the moment to come where you could do this, then it all finally fell into place and that amazing feeling just came over you and your pits got all sweaty and you couldn't stop smiling?

or

did it just kinda happen again and you had the screenshots/logs and spur of the moment pulled it up and let loose



both ways are good. I just kinda prefer the former.

Just kinda fell into place although I won't deny sweaty pits and smilin' hard as hell

[Ektar]

ok little bit like best of both worlds. that's good


eq makes me sweat

[OriginalQin]

In the screenshot on the left, you actually did train Clear and he ranted at you. In the screenshot on the right, Clear didn't actually train you, but it was probably your only chance to play this joke. Is that about right? And where are your responses to the Sol A rant?

[Heebo]

In the screenshot on the left, you actually did train Clear and he ranted at you. In the screenshot on the right, Clear didn't actually train you, but it was probably your only chance to play this joke. Is that about right? And where are your responses to the Sol A rant?

Naw in Sol A I ran 3 mobs by him and killed them all at the entrance. Then Clear's train added and I killed them at the entrance. I didn't zone or FD before killing the train so literally it was impossible for me to train him. Clear didn't understand how aggro mechanics worked (should be fixed now, fingers crossed) so when he realized he was wrong he just started raging.

[Clear]

my reaction when I realize how upset & affected you have been for over a year because of what was I said to you

http://i.imgur.com/yFtfY.gif

[Alorae]

made account just to respond about how upset OP is.

[Aeolwind]

Comedy gold.

***** 5 Stars for Heebo.

[Ektar]

don't think I've seen aeolwind post in like 3 years

[Aeolwind]

don't think I've seen aeolwind post in like 3 years

I'm workin on Velious, and breaking other stuff on accident.

Nilbog: Don't do this or you'll break invis for everything.
Wind: Wow, this is acting more like old EQ then.

I haven't broken Invis consequently, or you'd hear the screams of my demise soon after.

[Kraftwerk]

my reaction when I realize how upset & affected you have been for over a year because of what was I said to you

http://i.imgur.com/yFtfY.gif

What was your reaction to watching you bad mouth yourself? Like did you get really flush and start brimming with anger slowly like simmering water coming to a boil?

[Heebo]

my reaction when I realize how upset & affected you have been for over a year because of what was I said to you

http://i.imgur.com/yFtfY.gif

Join date 7-16-13. Mad enough to reply on a new account so he doesn't have to re roll forumquest out of embarrassment too. I'd bet Clear has already been traded for a fungi.

[Hasbinbad]

my reaction when I realize how upset & affected you have been for over a year because of what was I said to you

http://i.imgur.com/yFtfY.gif
come on dude, you are in Taken - are you that horrible of a player? really?

[Stinkum]

bump

[FoxxHound]

bump

Thanks. Can't believe how hard I laughed at that.
A+ OP~

[this user was banned]

This explains ALL of clear's pathetic forum posts...

Immature mental case

[Clear]

Such desperation continues!!! I am so flatter by you guys!

[Eccezan]

10/10 would read again

Heebo is the Count of Monte Cristo!

[this user was banned]

Psychological projection was conceptualized by Sigmund Freud in the 1890s as a defence mechanism in which a person unconsciously rejects his or her own unacceptable attributes by ascribing them to objects or persons in the outside world.[

[Clear]

10/10 would read again


Me too! I love reading again exactly how I eviscerated such a horrible EQ player. The only sad thing is he cut out nearly all of his responses from the original incident. :(

[Clear]

Psychological projection was conceptualized by Sigmund Freud in the 1890s as a defence mechanism in which a person unconsciously rejects his or her own unacceptable attributes by ascribing them to objects or persons in the outside world.[

Put quotes when you cut and paste and attempt to sound smart, you poor inbred soul.

[Eccezan]

Me too! I love reading again exactly how I eviscerated such a horrible EQ player. The only sad thing is he cut out nearly all of his responses from the original incident. :(

http://i481.photobucket.com/albums/rr177/PiafEdith/My%20Personal%20Album/2002_the_count_of_monte_cristo_012.jpg

[Daldolma]

embarrassing

[this user was banned]

Psychological projection was conceptualized by Sigmund Freud in the 1890s as a defence mechanism in which a person unconsciously rejects his or her own unacceptable attributes by ascribing them to objects or persons in the outside world.[

happy?

Put quotes when you cut and paste and attempt to sound smart, you poor inbred soul.

Trying to sound smart? I am smart and that's ripped right from wikipedia. You are obviously the only person that gives a shit.

[Pico]

stop its getting a lil embarrassing

excellent thread

[Hasbinbad]

10/10 would read again

Heebo is the Count of Monte Cristo!
a+ reference, would read again

[Hazaa]

5 Stars!

[this user was banned]

This needs sticky

[JackFlash]

+1 , epic.

[this user was banned]

to the top

[r00t]

lolo

[Blink]

thread of the year

[Heebo]

read again, laughed just as hard

I agree. It does get better after having a little bit better understanding of his mania.

[Clear]

Hooooooooooboy!!! Heebo's still experiencing rectal bleeding from the verbal raping that I handed down to his plump self over a year ago?

http://i.imgur.com/5Cgqi2X.jpg

[Heebo]

^Case in point. Sig featuring the picture of a grown man that made him feel insecure about his personal appearance on an elf simulator forum.
I agree. It does get better after having a little bit better understanding of his mania.

[Clear]

^Case in point. Sig featuring the picture of a grown man that made him feel insecure about his personal appearance on an elf simulator forum.


You poor baby!!! Still so affected by me! I can't lie tho, I feel absolute contentment when I see you still referencing me a year later! I love the fact that I shook you out of your sedentary routine that night so hard that you literally will never get over it. <3

[Glitch]

You poor baby!!! Still so affected by me! I can't lie tho, I feel absolute contentment when I see you still referencing me a year later! I love the fact that I shook you out of your sedentary routine that night so hard that you literally will never get over it. <3

please never stop responding to this thread! <3

[FoxxHound]

Would Clear masturbate to a picture of Clear?

[Clear]

please never stop responding to this thread! <3

Why would I stop? I love reliving the evisceration that I handed Heebo's meek self that day!

[Raavak]

Would Clear masturbate to a picture of Clear?He came so hard he shot his ear off.

[Clear]

He came so hard he shot his ear off.

Are you seriously in here jabbering about some man's fictiously deformed ear?

You, sir, just might be worse than the women with 0 self-esteem.

[Stinkum]

You poor baby!!! Still so affected by me! I can't lie tho, I feel absolute contentment when I see you still referencing me a year later! I love the fact that I shook you out of your sedentary routine that night so hard that you literally will never get over it. <3

hallmark signs you are extremely rustled, as demonstrated by clear

- exclamation marks after every sentence
- emoticons / "<3" in every post in desperate attempt to convey false non-rustled status
- obsessive replying to each and every slightest potshot against you
- obvious projecting

http://www.wpclipart.com/education/teacher/teacher_2/teacher_explaining_at_board.png

[FoxxHound]

hallmark signs you are extremely rustled, as demonstrated by clear

- exclamation marks after every sentence
- emoticons / "<3" in every post in desperate attempt to convey false non-rustled status
- obsessive replying to each and every slightest potshot against you
- obvious projecting

http://www.wpclipart.com/education/teacher/teacher_2/teacher_explaining_at_board.png

lol

[Clear]

hallmark signs you are extremely rustled, as demonstrated by clear

- exclamation marks after every sentence
- emoticons / "<3" in every post in desperate attempt to convey false non-rustled status
- obsessive replying to each and every slightest potshot against you
- obvious projecting

http://www.wpclipart.com/education/teacher/teacher_2/teacher_explaining_at_board.png

I am only on this forum to make my boring work day pass by. Therefore, when I am on, I will reply in the form of a torrential downpouring of responses and posts. I will reply to whoever takes shots at me because I love being argumentative and I love even more putting silly sad neckbeards in their places. Nice attempt at being a psychologist though! :o

[Nordenwatch]

posting in a legendary thread

[Kagatob]

posting in a legendary thread

I thought 5 pages was epic, 10 pages is legendary.

Clear, you're a tool, go die.

[Clear]

posting in a legendary thread

Thank you! I also agree that the complete verbal raping that poor fat Heebo received from me a year ago was choice. I take great pride knowing that it kept him up late at night for a year!

Clear, you're a tool, go die.

You gonna be ok buddy? You sound upset... am I making you angry? Just take some deep breaths to help assuage that inevitable heart attack. :D

[Nivar Quartz]

Pass the crown to Heebo Jeremy, I'd bet this is only a loaner...

[Kagatob]

You gonna be ok buddy? You sound upset... am I making you angry?
Just joining in on the fun, not everything's about you ya know.
Just take some deep breaths to help assuage that inevitable heart attack. :D
I believe the word you're looking for is aneurysm, and no. Def not heart attack though. Trust me I work in cardiac. :)

[Clear]

I believe the word you're looking for is aneurysm, and no. Def not heart attack though. Trust me I work in cardiac. :)

No, it was heart attack. You need to reduce the level of stress in your life. I'm sure being a transport at your local hospital has its days of strenuousness, but we both known you're carrying a lot of weight around on those cankles. Anger is not the answer!

[Samoht]

cankles.

clEAR has no chin...
clEAR has a lazy eye...
that EAR...

randomly accuses stranger on the forum of having cankles.

is this how you deal with your deformed head?

[Kagatob]

And I'm angry...

http://i.imgur.com/WtMbn.gif

[Clear]

clEAR has no chin...
clEAR has a lazy eye...
that EAR...

randomly accuses stranger on the forum of having cankles.

is this how you deal with your deformed head?

Are you seriously in here jabbering about some man's fictiously deformed ear?

You, sir, just might be worse than the women with 0 self-esteem.

[Samoht]

you can keep posting the same thing over and over

or you can admit you're a deformed freak

on one hand, you live in denial

on the other, you embrace your retarded ear

up to you

[Clear]

you can keep posting the same thing over and over

or you can admit you're a deformed freak

on one hand, you live in denial

on the other, you embrace your retarded ear

up to you

I no longer have to respond to your elementary level, played-out, failed insults because this guy summed it up better than I could. Thanks for attempting to be even more cliche and unforgettable, though! :p

Are you seriously in here jabbering about some man's fictiously deformed ear?

You, sir, just might be worse than the women with 0 self-esteem.

[Samoht]

yeah except he's wrong

you know it

i know it

that ear

[Clear]

yeah except he's wrong

you know it

i know it

that ear

Are you seriously in here jabbering about some man's fictiously deformed ear?

You, sir, just might be worse than the women with 0 self-esteem.

[Samoht]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ugcf9x.jpg

[Clear]

Are you seriously in here jabbering about some man's fictiously deformed ear?

You, sir, just might be worse than the women with 0 self-esteem.

Brb in a few - gonna begin vaporization of this absolutely delicious blend of 3 types of hydro - topped with an ice cold Stella Artois. :D

[Samoht]

http://i40.tinypic.com/2ugcf9x.jpg

[Bardalicious]

topped with an ice cold Stella Artois. :D

Did you know that beer is nicknamed wife beater in the UK? I guess this might explain the blinding aggressiveness that Clear displays in all of his posts.

p.s. u gay

p.s.s. ugly, angry neckbeard and proud of it

[Daldolma]

clear is poor

that is all

[Bardalicious]

clear is poor

that is all

FUCK BRO UR JUST JEALOUS OF HIS 342 DOLLARS IN CHIPS

[Clear]

Awww look look!!! More of my fans! You guys just can't get rid of your love/hate relationship with me can you? It just keeps on regurgitating! How terrible are your lives? You see a few hundred dollars and instantly enter a new level of butthurtness! I feel so bad for you!!! You sad neckbeards. Your anger is a delicacy.

[Alorae]

dunno how this kid is still posting after the thread of him arguing with himself. you're done fella.

[Clear]

>still staring at my pictures and havin' plain 'ol temper tantrums.

http://i.imgur.com/RItMjNo.jpg

[Sajan]

dunno how this kid is still posting after the thread of him arguing with himself. you're done fella.

[Kagatob]

dunno how this kid is still posting after the thread of him arguing with himself. you're done fella.

[Extunarian]

wow, this thread has almost made me want to start visiting RnF again. More like this please.

[Clear]

I can promise you! Let heebo fail miserably and manage to cause another massive train at level 60 in Sol A onto one of my twinks and the same verbal assault will occur again.

[Heebo]

I can promise you! Let heebo fail miserably and manage to cause another massive train at level 60 in Sol A onto one of my twinks and the same verbal assault will occur again.

Self awareness level: Michael Scott

[Clear]

Self awareness level: Michael Scott

Did you cry again last night?

[Heebo]

Did you cry again last night?

Why would I cry? I found it hilarious then that someone would rage so hard at dying in Sol A (lol) of all places - so much so that I immortalized it in a screenshot. I find it hilarious now that literally the entire server is united in laughing at your idiocy.

http://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh624/HeeboJeebos/Clearlymad_zps68b1eee4.png

[Clear]

Why would I cry? I found it hilarious then that someone would rage so hard at dying in Sol A (lol) of all places - so much so that I immortalized it in a screenshot. I find it hilarious now that literally the entire server is united in laughing at your idiocy.

http://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh624/HeeboJeebos/Clearlymad_zps68b1eee4.png

1. I love how you edited out all of your responses.

2. LOOOOL eternally at you finding some truly pathetic sense of pride at a supposed server of emulated EQ players caring about your ass reaming

[Samoht]

http://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh624/HeeboJeebos/Clearlymad_zps68b1eee4.png

someone clEARly doesn't have any interaction with humans in his daily life.

[Clear]

Why would I cry? I found it hilarious then that someone would rage so hard at dying in Sol A (lol) of all places - so much so that I immortalized it in a screenshot. I find it hilarious now that literally the entire server is united in laughing at your idiocy.

http://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh624/HeeboJeebos/Clearlymad_zps68b1eee4.png

Exactly how boring is your life that you sat and steamed about the raping you received from me for a year? Are you still a virgin? 100% legitimate question.

[Clear]

someone clEARly doesn't have any interaction with humans in his daily life.

Awww hey you! Still lurking around with no life, waiting to stare at me some more and attempt to engage me in chat? Wasn't it you who was trying to tell me you share my political beliefs... in yet another desperate attempt to get closer to me? ;)

[Samoht]

Wasn't it you who was trying to tell me you share my political beliefs... in yet another desperate attempt to get closer to me? ;)

no. you're just a moran with zero reading comprehension.

[Clear]

no. you're just a moran with zero reading comprehension.

so tell me what Samoht has accomplished today. While you stared at my pictures until your jealousy brewed into madness as soon as you woke up... what all did you accomplish? I am curious. Give us all a glimpse into the daily life of Samoht... a grown man who literally spends days back-to-back obsessing over another man for whom he has hidden affection. :D

[Samoht]

a grown man who literally spends days back-to-back obsessing over another man for whom he has hidden affection. :D

oh you're obsessed with me, now? is that why you write me so many little love letters?

clEAR confirmed homofag.

[Clear]

oh you're obsessed with me, now? is that why you write me so many little love letters?

clEAR confirmed homofag.


That was your comeback? Jeez.

[Heebo]

Special thanks to the kind Taken Rogue that provided me with /gu logs from that day.

[Sun Jul 14 20:01:13 2013] Clear tells the guild, 'wow at this TMO guy - Groom raging at me for no reason'
[Sun Jul 14 20:01:48 2013] Fugz tells the guild, 'night all'
[Sun Jul 14 20:01:49 2013] Clear tells the guild, 'just sitting in KC and all the sudden he starts rage telling me how bad I fail bc of a train that I didn't pull and was called by Truckie (player who called it)'
[Sun Jul 14 20:02:34 2013] Clear tells the guild, 'he's still rage telling me how i fail miserably, etc... meanwhie I sent a tell to Truckie and requested that he tell this guy that it was his train and he responded with "done"'
[Sun Jul 14 20:02:55 2013] Clear tells the guild, 'what an angry, angry guy.. wow.'
[Sun Jul 14 20:04:29 2013] Clear tells the guild, 'so much pent up rage -- i feel bad for them almost'
[Sun Jul 14 20:04:29 2013] Clear tells the guild, 'so much pent up rage -- i feel bad for them almost'
[Sun Jul 14 20:04:29 2013] Clear tells the guild, 'so much pent up rage -- i feel bad for them almost'
[Sun Jul 14 20:04:29 2013] Clear tells the guild, 'so much pent up rage -- i feel bad for them almost'

[Clear]

Heebo! You are still raging? Those guild chat statements were in response to said guildie acknowledging that TMO consists of many man children that run around with pent up anger - blaming everyone for their own shortcomings. Again, like in your previous posts, you edited out everything but my own chat lines. Very typical of someone desperate to make a point without all the facts.

Let's examine the facts in our dispute. Over a year ago... you were level 60 running around Sol A, dying. How is this possible? At any rate - you managed to accomplish it... and ran past my twink and killed him with your massive train. Rage ensued. This rage jaunted you completely out of your neckbeard paradise in your mom's basement. You were so affected by it that you brooded over a year... crying and sobbing in the dark. I would rage the same way again today if you were to manage to fuck up that hard again.

Fast forward a year. Some random guy in KC causes a train and you get your panties in a wad. You then blame the train on me and incorporate nuances from the verbal evisceration that I handed you over a year ago. In the back of my mind, I thought:

"This is some poor bastard that has obviously received a first degree verbal raping from me at some point. He must be manifesting this rage through identification with the aggressor."

Either way - you were wrong both times. You failed both times. Heebo - do you realize that you are a miserable human who is easily affected for OVER A YEAR by a video game? Do you realize how unbelievably pathetic you sound when you try to proclaim that you have friends on your side in a mmorpg? I guess when one is as much a failure as you are... anything counts. I guess you stand taller in your life knowing that you have all these amazing friends in a video game. Nonetheless, you are still a sad individual who probably has failing health and is undoubtedly foreveralone. Thanks for letting me relive what seems to be one of my most effective lashings ever!

[Samoht]

Heebo! You are still raging? Those guild chat statements were in response to said guildie acknowledging that TMO consists of many man children that run around with pent up anger - blaming everyone for their own shortcomings. Again, like in your previous posts, you edited out everything but my own chat lines. Very typical of someone desperate to make a point without all the facts.

hm, i don't really see anybody raging here but you. in fact, this thread was only silly and slightly funny until your obsession and projections took it to golden level. congratulations on your failure, sir. i couldn't have done a shittier job myself.

Either way - you were wrong both times. You failed both times. Heebo - do you realize that you are a miserable human who is easily affected for OVER A YEAR by a video game? Do you realize how unbelievably pathetic you sound when you try to proclaim that you have friends on your side in a mmorpg? I guess when one is as much a failure as you are... anything counts. I guess you stand taller in your life knowing that you have all these amazing friends in a video game. Nonetheless, you are still a sad individual who probably has failing health and is undoubtedly foreveralone. Thanks for letting me relive what seems to be one of my most effective lashings ever!

and exactly how sad of an individual does it make you to have a clEAR level of obsession? how sad does it make you to have log into different forum accounts in order to feign support? how shallow and narcissistic (or gay) do you have to be to demand pictures of other men when you're debating them on an elf simulator?

before, i thought you had to worry about your wife finding out you were trying to pick up internet pussy. now we all know that you're actually in the closet and just trying to pick up men.

i'm going to have to pass on you, though. that ear is just too creepy for my taste.

[Clear]

hm, i don't really see anybody raging here but you. in fact, this thread was only silly and slightly funny until your obsession and projections took it to golden level. congratulations on your failure, sir. i couldn't have done a shittier job myself.



and exactly how sad of an individual does it make you to have a clEAR level of obsession? how sad does it make you to have log into different forum accounts in order to feign support? how shallow and narcissistic (or gay) do you have to be to demand pictures of other men when you're debating them on an elf simulator?

before, i thought you had to worry about your wife finding out you were trying to pick up internet pussy. now we all know that you're actually in the closet and just trying to pick up men.

i'm going to have to pass on you, though. that ear is just too creepy for my taste.

Look who is up early to begin his neckbeardish life of failure! :D

Are you seriously in here jabbering about some man's fictiously deformed ear?

You, sir, just might be worse than the women with 0 self-esteem.

[Brad_mo123]

TEEHEE! Look at me mah, i'm on RNF! Can I join you guys on here and think i'm cool?

[Samoht]

Look who is up early to begin his neckbeardish life of failure! :D

pretty sure you have time stamps earlier than me today.

hm, i don't really see anybody raging here but you. in fact, this thread was only silly and slightly funny until your obsession and projections took it to golden level. congratulations on your failure, sir. i couldn't have done a shittier job myself.

look, i can quote myself, too!

[this user was banned]

Heebo! You are still raging? Those guild chat statements were in response to said guildie acknowledging that TMO consists of many man children that run around with pent up anger - blaming everyone for their own shortcomings. Again, like in your previous posts, you edited out everything but my own chat lines. Very typical of someone desperate to make a point without all the facts.

Let's examine the facts in our dispute. Over a year ago... you were level 60 running around Sol A, dying. How is this possible? At any rate - you managed to accomplish it... and ran past my twink and killed him with your massive train. Rage ensued. This rage jaunted you completely out of your neckbeard paradise in your mom's basement. You were so affected by it that you brooded over a year... crying and sobbing in the dark. I would rage the same way again today if you were to manage to fuck up that hard again.

Fast forward a year. Some random guy in KC causes a train and you get your panties in a wad. You then blame the train on me and incorporate nuances from the verbal evisceration that I handed you over a year ago. In the back of my mind, I thought:

"This is some poor bastard that has obviously received a first degree verbal raping from me at some point. He must be manifesting this rage through identification with the aggressor."

Either way - you were wrong both times. You failed both times. Heebo - do you realize that you are a miserable human who is easily affected for OVER A YEAR by a video game? Do you realize how unbelievably pathetic you sound when you try to proclaim that you have friends on your side in a mmorpg? I guess when one is as much a failure as you are... anything counts. I guess you stand taller in your life knowing that you have all these amazing friends in a video game. Nonetheless, you are still a sad individual who probably has failing health and is undoubtedly foreveralone. Thanks for letting me relive what seems to be one of my most effective lashings ever!

wall of text reply: confirmed mad bad sad

[Barkingturtle]

Don't listen to these guys making fun of your appearance, Clear.

I'd put it in you, big time. I'd stick my dick so far up your butt you'd taste your own dookie. <3

No homo.

[Clear]

wall of text reply: confirmed mad bad sad

The ever plump Heebo needed to be addressed. I hadn't really taken the time until now. :p

[Samoht]

The ever plump Heebo needed to be addressed. I hadn't really taken the time until now. :p

ITT: guy with no chin calls other people fat

[Clear]

ITT: guy with no chin calls other people fat



http://i.imgur.com/XEt2H8E.jpg

[Samoht]

http://i.imgur.com/XEt2H8E.jpg

oh look, clEAR finally posted another picture of himself

[Clear]

oh look, clEAR finally posted another picture of himself

-3/10.

[Samoht]

-3/10.

That was your comeback? Jeez.

[Clear]

That was your comeback? Jeez.

Me rating your failed comeback. I feel like I am arguing with a 9-year-old. :rolleyes:

[Clear]

Hey Rellapse where are those pictures you promised "from the lake"? Did you take a hard look at them and note that you still look like the product of two siblings fucking each other on tons of coke and meth?

[Samoht]

Me rating your failed comeback. I feel like I am arguing with a 9-year-old. :rolleyes:

quotes clEAR in a comeback (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=1053197&postcount=122). gets called a 9-year-old.

clEAR still arguing with clEAR. i don't know how it gets any better than this.

[Samoht]

Hey Rellapse where are those pictures you promised "from the lake"? Did you take a hard look at them and note that you still look like the product of two siblings fucking each other on tons of coke and meth?

http://i.imgur.com/0q76ono.gif

[Clear]

quotes clEAR in a comeback (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=1053197&postcount=122). gets called a 9-year-old.

Aw Samoht doesn't realize that more than one person among this league of failures could have the same traits as a 9-year-old! I am surrounded by stupid people! You are one of them! Feel privileged while you wash down that terribly unhealthy breakfast you are probably cramming down your throat right about now. :D

[Clear]

http://i.imgur.com/0q76ono.gif

Trying way too hard to use such an epic gif that I allowed you to experience.

[Heebo]

Fast forward a year. Some random guy in KC causes a train and you get your panties in a wad. You then blame the train on me and incorporate nuances from the verbal evisceration that I handed you over a year ago. In the back of my mind, I thought:

It just occurred to me that you still don't understand what happened. That's really too bad.

FYI: I didn't edit out anything from that log. It was given to me freely by your guildmates because they're embarrassed by your behavior.

Please type up another 5 paragraph essay on why everyone else is mad but yourself.

[Clear]

FYI: I didn't edit out anything from that log. It was given to me freely by your guildmates because they're embarrassed by your behavior.

Please type up another 5 paragraph essay on why everyone else is mad but yourself.

Guildmates? It was given to you by your single friend in the guild. Do you honestly walk around with a sense of pride because of your "friends" in EQ EMU? I can't imagine anything more depressing. Heebo. Come on, man. Foreveralone is gonna overtake you!

Yes, there were plenty of responses like I outlined for you in my address to you this morning. And, just like you did with your Sol A chat posting, you edited parts out. :p

[Samoht]

Aw Samoht doesn't realize that more than one person among this league of failures could have the same traits as a 9-year-old!

clEAR admits to being a failure. and a 9-year-old.

Trying way too hard to use such an epic gif that I allowed you to experience.

because you were the first one to use it. ever.

[Clear]

because you were the first one to use it. ever.

No, but I graced you with it. Show appreciation by not trying way too hard to use it. :(

[Samoht]

I can't imagine anything more depressing.

i can. how about obsessing over the forums while projecting and demanding homoerotic pictures from other men on the p99 community. how about logging onto alternate forum accounts because you're your only friend and you want it to look like somebody is on your side.

[Clear]

i can. how about obsessing over the forums while projecting and demanding homoerotic pictures from other men on the p99 community. how about logging onto alternate forum accounts because you're your only friend and you want it to look like somebody is on your side.

Demanding pictures is what allowed me a glimpse into Rellapse's life. This is a gem that will provide lols forever. I get to fuck around on forums all day bc my work is boring and I have everything automated by the person who works below me. :D:D

[Samoht]

It just occurred to me that you still don't understand what happened. That's really too bad.

i just did it to him, too. and he called me a 9-year-old for what i said.

shit is golden.

[Clear]

Clear's:

Ugly.

Coming from you?

http://i.imgur.com/VxOnTXE.gif

[Clear]

I will post a picture of the girl I fucked 2 days ago and you post a picture of your wife that you're stuck with.


This will solve who is the winner.


My hot ass country girl OR your fat Amelinda looking wife.


Post a picture of you with her... being affectionate and her obviously into you and I will. Mark my word right now. I have the picture of both of us ready when you are. :D

[Clear]

Post a picture of you with her... being affectionate and her obviously into you and I will. Mark my word right now. I have the picture of both of us ready when you are. :D

Eventhough I have a sinking suspicion that you may have desperately tried to get a pic taken with some moderately-attractive girl who friendzoned you long ago. I can tell the difference between a friendzone pic and a pic of a girl you're plowing. Post on.

[Clear]

post it then big boy

Oh you're not gonna do it? Didn't think so. Well it is NO SURPRISE! You realized what a trainwreck you are in those pics and decided NOPE. I don't blame ya, maing. You really are hideous. :)

[Clear]

It has been proven that neckbeards are angry at you by that 60 page thread of them attempting to make fun of you.

FTFY

[Heebo]

Hey pals - there's already a "which nerd is cuter" thread. This one is reserved for Clear raging at himself. Thanks

[Clear]

Waiting on that picture of you and your fat wife so I can post my picture.

While you search for a way to create the miracle illusion of an attractive girl appear into you... I will be vaporizing this wondrous blend of hydro. Have a wonderful day! Don't trip on any of that random, dirty debris laying around your trailer! :D:D

[Clear]

Hey pals

>pals

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_F-nZil23-8E/S74P4va_TQI/AAAAAAAAA1k/-snuB8snJK0/s400/James_Franco___2___Spider_Man_3.jpg

[Samoht]

I will post a picture of the girl I fucked 2 days ago and you post a picture of your wife that you're stuck with.
Oh you're not gonna do it? Didn't think so. Well it is NO SURPRISE! You realized what a trainwreck you are in those pics and decided NOPE. I don't blame ya, maing. You really are hideous. :)

he said he'd do it if you do it. comprehension > you.

ball is in your court.

[Clear]

he said he'd do it if you do it. comprehension > you.

ball is in your court.

So cute that you are vying for an ogling of me, but:

Post a picture of you with her... being affectionate and her obviously into you and I will. Mark my word right now. I have the picture of both of us ready when you are. :D

No way in hell I will grace the audience of p99 with another picture of myself, much less my wife, without prior payment.

[Samoht]

So cute that you are vying for an ogling of me

don't flatter yourself. i just want to see if your wife is bateworthy or not.

[this user was banned]

No way in hell I will grace the audience of p99 with another picture of myself, much less my wife, without prior payment.

I'll save you the trouble of posting your "wife's" pic.

http://www.dakimakurapillow.com/images/dakimakura-on-the-bed.jpg

Considering how fucked up a person you are, your "wife" is either a lie, morbidly obese and desperate, equally as fucked up in the head as you, or a pillow.

It's a pillow.

[Clear]

I'll save you the trouble of posting your "wife's" pic.

http://www.dakimakurapillow.com/images/dakimakura-on-the-bed.jpg

Considering how fucked up a person you are, your "wife" is either a lie, morbidly obese and desperate, equally as fucked up in the head as you, or a pillow.

It's a pillow.

What an excellent post! Well done!

Do you have any brain cells?

[Clear]

So in that other thread this ***** says he has some super high paying IT job but he just said he was about to light up some weed like a 14yr kid says on the internet.

Which one is it? You have some good job or You sit in your moms basement with your wife smoking weed thinking you're gods gift to the world?

I work Wed remotely. :D:D:D

I also don't have a high-paying job. IT doesn't really pay too much unless you're a high-level developer.

Also - smoking is for trashy rednecks. Vaping is for those a bit smarter.

[Stinkum]

hey can you fags take your month-long everquest argument to PMs

youre both embarassments and awful posters

[this user was banned]

What an excellent post! Well done!

Do you have any brain cells?

It's ok man, let the anger out; it's ok to be mad that your wife will only ever be a pillow.

[Samoht]

hey can you fags take your month-long everquest argument to PMs

youre both embarassments and awful posters

this means so much coming from you.

[Clear]

hey can you fags take your month-long everquest argument to PMs

youre both embarassments and awful posters

http://i.imgur.com/rDDl11a.gif

[Orangutang]

No way in hell I will grace the audience of p99 with another picture of myself, much less my wife, without prior payment.

She sounds like a real winner:

http://i.imgur.com/jtgZAUY.jpg

http://i2.asntown.net/4/gamer_chick_jpg.jpg

[Nirgon]

Jesus Franklin Christ, sirs

[Nordenwatch]

Clear making the mistake of continuously bumping a thread in which he gets completely fucked in the face by Heebo... just let it die man, maybe in a few years no one will remember how successful Heebo was in pissing you off.

[Clear]

She sounds like a real winner:


She is :p I'm sorry you are so foreveralone that the idea of marriage turns you into a cynical dipshit.

[this user was banned]

I'm a cynical dipshit.
FTFY

[Malice_Mizer]

FTFY

The elf equivalent of "stop hitting yourself." Some high-brow shit going on up in this thread.

[wwoneo]

Genius troll 10/10

[Alorae]

Kid was utterly destroyed on post 1 of page 1 yet he's still talkin.

[Kagatob]

Kid was utterly destroyed on post 1 of page 1 yet he's still talkin.

[Clear]

Kid was utterly destroyed on post 1 of page 1 yet he's still talkin.

I've enjoyed pissing off nearly 8-10 of the same, boring neckbeards over and over again in this forum. I have seen trolls turn into visible rednecks and angry posters turning into obsessed men who stalk my every word. It is laughable that you are all in league with each other... the same shared misery. I look forward to entertaining subsequent posts from each of you as you continue your rantings and other indicators of how affected you are by me.

http://i.imgur.com/uh2eOul.jpg

[mtb tripper]

where is cast?

[Smilkers]

this thread is extremely embarrassing.

[mtb tripper]

why is that young halfling

[Kagatob]

I've enjoyed pissing off nearly 8-10 of the same, boring neckbeards over and over again in this forum. I have seen trolls turn into visible rednecks and angry posters turning into obsessed men who stalk my every word. It is laughable that you are all in league with each other... the same shared misery. I look forward to entertaining subsequent posts from each of you as you continue your rantings and other indicators of how affected you are by me.

http://i.imgur.com/uh2eOul.jpg

Kid was utterly destroyed on post 1 of page 1 yet he's still talkin.

[Heebo]

this thread is extremely embarrassing.

[Alorae]

Thread created about guy
Guy creates account just to reply to thread
20 pages of replies later guy claims he doesn't care

lol

[Clear]

Another one of the "pals" in your life?

http://indranislight.org/wp-content/uploads/Woman-Laughing2-httpwomenofwisdom.comtagwomen-of-wisdom.jpg

[Clear]

Thread created about guy
Guy creates account just to reply to thread
20 pages of replies later guy claims he doesn't care

lol

I can't assuage the flood of you angry p99 neckbeards! The more I respond to your random bumps and queries, the angrier you get. Many of you demanded pictures of me, which were subsequently given a positive review by at least one confirmed female of p99. This in turn ENRAGED you poor depressed folk. What we have here is a league of angry men whose jealousy turned to madness.

You guys should get out more. Contact your families or try to make a difference in your communities. Having all that rage run rancid inside your bodies while you live your sedentary lifestyles is no beacon of good health. :)

[Clear]

Clear = dumb

Still obsessing over my picture? You poor thing! You made all this work worth it, Rellapse20. I never woulda thought a heroin-addicted redneck from Alabama would be on the p99 forums. :D

[Alorae]

I can't assuage the flood of you angry p99 neckbeards! The more I respond to your random bumps and queries, the angrier you get. Many of you demanded pictures of me, which were subsequently given a positive review by at least one confirmed female of p99. This in turn ENRAGED you poor depressed folk. What we have here is a league of angry men whose jealousy turned to madness.

You guys should get out more. Contact your families or try to make a difference in your communities. Having all that rage run rancid inside your bodies while you live your sedentary lifestyles is no beacon of good health. :)

We've now reached the tier of mads where the kid raises his level of language in an attempt to show how little his butt is hurt. Not fooling anyone I'm afraid :(

[Clear]

You have not angered a single sole on these forums

>single sole
>sole

:D

[Clear]

Jimmies so rustled > resorts to fixing spelling mistakes

That's no spelling mistake. That's generations of inbreeding. :o

[Samoht]

Smiley faces are for girls and fags btw

clEAR already confirmed homofag. that's why he demands pictures of men.

[Clear]

Uh oh, looks like my trove of sad followers has returned! Don't you get tired of staring at my pictures and constantly analyzing and crying over me?

http://i.imgur.com/rBFdN2Q.jpg

[Samoht]

Don't you get tired of staring at my pictures and constantly analyzing and crying over me?

don't you get tired of projecting?

[Ahldagor]

...i'm stunned. clear is dredge 2.0 or dredge himself. only thing that could explain any of this thread.

[Heebo]

Clear left without a guild or friend on the server. gg dude - you trolled the fuck out of yourself.

[Daldolma]

clear is poor

[RestoreThis]

...i'm stunned. clear is dredge 2.0 or dredge himself. only thing that could explain any of this thread.

Clear left without a guild or friend on the server. gg dude - you trolled the fuck out of yourself.

clear is poor

some extremely hard peenies in here for this man

[Samoht]

some extremely hard peenies in here for this man

oh god, another clEAR account.

evidence: who does this post remind you of? (http://www.project1999.org/forums/showpost.php?p=1040399&postcount=227)

[RestoreThis]

how many other ppl u gonna claim is clear? BRO ur obsessed

[Samoht]

how many other ppl u gonna claim is clear? BRO ur obsessed

1) has to reply to every single thread
2) projects on others

more evidence this person is clEAR

[Kagatob]

Confirmed Clear.

[Sgt1stClassPerkerwood]

Clear is such a faggot its heart warming

[RestoreThis]

1) has to reply to every single thread
2) projects on others

more evidence this person is clEAR

cocksucker if i was clear why the fuck do i have multiple inbox messages from him. u wont drag me into ur gayish intentions sorry. ***** you justa mad boy

[Daldolma]

cocksucker if i was clear why the fuck do i have multiple inbox messages from him. u wont drag me into ur gayish intentions sorry. ***** you justa mad boy

this isn't a debate. you're clear

[Samoht]

cocksucker if i was clear why the fuck do i have multiple inbox messages from him. u wont drag me into ur gayish intentions sorry. ***** you justa mad boy

this post has three characteristics a clEAR post would have.

1) denial
2) attacking people using projections
3) calling people "mad" and "boy"

the over-use of ebonics and slang are a nice touch, though. every clEAR forum account needs to maintain a persona to try to prevent it from being too obvious.

[RestoreThis]

1- u accuse anyone agreeing with u of denial
2- u accuse anyone that attacks u as projection
3- u are very mad

[Kagatob]

this isn't a debate. you're clear

[Samoht]

1- u accuse anyone agreeing with u of denial
2- u accuse anyone that attacks u as projection
3- u are very mad

u r very clEAR

[RestoreThis]

u r very clEAR

u so angry boy

http://i41.tinypic.com/ing66u.jpg

[Samoht]

we all know that clEAR already interacts with himself on his other accounts. see also torros & totally legit. do you think it would be unfounded for clEAR to quote himself in his own sig? he is a confirmed narcissist.

[Daldolma]

lol @ sending self pms and then posting them on elf forum

this is rock bottom

[RestoreThis]

ur comments both of u are obsessed whoa

[Samoht]

ur comments both of u are obsessed whoa

this is something clEAR would say while being obsessed himself.

it's called projecting.

[RestoreThis]

ITT manchildren

[Samoht]

ITT manchildren

1) inability to let it go
2) referring to people as children

things clEAR would do.

[RestoreThis]

bro u have a respond every minute and tell me i dont let it go. are u female

[Samoht]

bro u have a respond every minute and tell me i dont let it go.

you call me out for doing the exact same things you do. are you a hypocrite?

are u female

way to stay true to the wankster persona on this one.

[TotallyLegit]

we all know that clEAR already interacts with himself on his other accounts. see also torros & totally legit. do you think it would be unfounded for clEAR to quote himself in his own sig? he is a confirmed narcissist.

Nah, I'm you today.

[Samoht]

Nah, I'm you today.

TotallyLegit is totally obsessed with me now. it's like another clEAR. or the same one.

shrug

[Samoht]

question: how much time do you spend switching between accounts?

follow-up: are we ever going to hear from the one actually named clEAR again?

[Heebo]

question: how much time do you spend switching between accounts?

follow-up: are we ever going to hear from the one actually named clEAR again?

No need to get worked up about it, pal. Just notice how only one of the little green lights next to each of his forumquest accounts is lit up at a time. Then chuckle softly to yourself as he continues to burn his reputation to ash.

[RestoreThis]

TotallyLegit is totally obsessed with me now. it's like another clEAR. or the same one.

shrug

ur going nuts now man.

[Samoht]

No need to get worked up about it, pal. Just notice how only one of the little green lights next to each of his forumquest accounts is lit up at a time. Then chuckle softly to yourself as he continues to burn his reputation to ash.

oh man, relapse is green, totallyjelly is offline. i guess we should expect a post from relapse soon.

on a side note, you should consider using different browsers for each account so you don't have to switch between them so much.

we've seen four so far... how can you remember them all?

[Samoht]

there it is! the post from relapse came in while i was typing!

[Samoht]

sorry, meant restorethis

[RestoreThis]

yawn ur just rly boring me now~ seeya pal

[Samoht]

see you when you log back on with totallyjelly! or clEAR!

or it might be nice to hear from torros, again!

[TotallyLegit]

Your rang? Were you wanting to suck my dick again?

[mtb tripper]

from austin

[RestoreThis]

Your rang? Were you wanting to suck my dick again?

hahah

[Samoht]

Your rang? Were you wanting to suck my dick again?

hm, maybe you're confused by what's happening here. you should probably go talk to stinkum if you're looking to have your dick sucked. i hear he's good at that kind of thing.

[Samoht]

hahah

it wasn't even funny, but of course, you have to validate it by quoting and laughing at your own post.

[TotallyLegit]

it wasn't even funny, but of course, you have to validate it by quoting and laughing at your own post.

As difficult as it is for you to believe, more than one person here thinks you are really, really stupid.

[RestoreThis]

hes the last guy left at the party

[Samoht]

As difficult as it is for you to believe, more than one person here thinks you are really, really stupid.

you know, opinions are like assholes. everybody has one, nobody wants to hear anybody else's.

the real question is: how many people here actually think clEAR has a shred of credibility?

you're not allowed to vote multiple times with different forum names.

[TotallyLegit]

you know, opinions are like assholes. everybody has one, nobody wants to hear anybody else's.

the real question is: how many people here actually think clEAR has a shred of credibility?

you're not allowed to vote multiple times with different forum names.

I don't give a flying fuck about Clear, and still think you are a major idiot.

[Heebo]

This thread is really dredging up some old rnf memories for me.

[Samoht]

I don't give a flying fuck about Clear

you care enough to defend him in multiple threads on an elf simulator forum after he stirred up some shit. your actions don't exactly coincide with your statements.

and still think you are a major idiot.

that's nice. i'm glad i'm important enough for you to have formed an opinion about me, and that it's important enough for you to share it with me. it doesn't change the fact that clEAR is a bad person. it also doesn't convince anybody that you're not him.

[Samoht]

This thread is really dredging up some old rnf memories for me.

are you alleging that the picture posted of clEAR is a fake?

[Stinkum]

Lol, look at Samoht go with 6 posts-per-page on the last 10 pages. He is physically incapable of leaving an internet argument without "getting the last word in."

Autism detected.

[RestoreThis]

Lol, look at Samoht go with 6 posts-per-page on the last 10 pages. He is physically incapable of leaving an internet argument without "getting the last word in."

Autism detected.

i just laughed out loud at the last sentence

[Samoht]

and now stinkum joins the clEAR cock sucking contest. i knew he couldn't help himself.

[Daldolma]

this thread went from trolling to aspergerfest faster than is typical for rnf

[Ahldagor]

this thread went from trolling to aspergerfest faster than is typical for rnf

/nod. dredge 2.0. sad all in all

[Clear]

Clear left without a guild or friend on the server. gg dude - you trolled the fuck out of yourself.

Oh my my, Heebo. How much do you invest in your Everquest Project 1999 "friends". On multiple posts now, you have referenced people in Everquest as your "friends" or "pals". What would happen to you if you didn't have these people? Are they your only link to a social life?

Hard for you to fathom:

http://i.imgur.com/Uredx.gif

[Clear]

you care enough to defend him in multiple threads on an elf simulator forum after he stirred up some shit. your actions don't exactly coincide with your statements.

that's nice. i'm glad i'm important enough for you to have formed an opinion about me, and that it's important enough for you to share it with me. it doesn't change the fact that clEAR is a bad person. it also doesn't convince anybody that you're not him.

Holy shit! Did you really go on and on and on for hours today in my absence? :D:D:D:D:D

[Heebo]

Oh my my, Heebo. How much do you invest in your Everquest Project 1999 "friends". On multiple posts now, you have referenced people in Everquest as your "friends" or "pals". What would happen to you if you didn't have these people? Are they your only link to a social life?

Hard for you to fathom:

http://i.imgur.com/Uredx.gif

So now you're upset that other people enjoy my company and find you intolerable? Sorry to upset you further.

[Clear]

So now you're upset that other people enjoy my company and find you intolerable? Sorry to upset you further.

I just lol heartily each time I think of how bound you are to your EQ p99 "friends". I honestly can't imagine living my social life 100% vicariously through a video game. What are you gonna do, man? I highly suggest you start sketching out some life goals and possibly some form of self-improvement so that you may pull off a miracle of not being foreveralone. :p

[Hasbinbad]

ITT: clear attempts desperately to salvage some shred of dignity after the entirety of RnF has come together in mutual mockery of him.

clear, you should feel proud, bringing all of RnF together on an issue is no mean task.

[Heebo]

I just lol heartily each time I think of how bound you are to your EQ p99 "friends". I honestly can't imagine living my social life 100% vicariously through a video game. What are you gonna do, man? I highly suggest you start sketching out some life goals and possibly some form of self-improvement so that you may pull off a miracle of not being foreveralone. :p

More projection?

http://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh624/HeeboJeebos/Screenshot_2013-08-02-07-16-32_zpsd1e4c7df.png

[Heebo]

Quick - write another 5 paragraph novella about how your jimmies aren't rustled.

[Clear]

More projection?


Is that too much for your brain to process? I was under assault by you and your league of failed neckbeards. For each response, I had 5 angry trolls' responses. Most of you have been silenced. So, what's on the agenda today for Heebo? You gonna swing by your love's house and take her out for a nice breakfast? Oh wait... you're gonna stare at your pixelated elf "friends" all day. ;) I'm tryin to help you! Go dig a piece of paper out of your cave and write down some life goals: career, health, etc. Put your mind to it! I'm sure being 350 lbs has its limitations but it is nothing a healthier diet and some exercise can't help!

[Barkingturtle]

http://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh624/HeeboJeebos/Screenshot_2013-08-02-07-16-32_zpsd1e4c7df.png


It's hard to say exactly how much this forum sucks--but I reckon a picture is truly worth a thousand words.

[Samoht]

Is that too much for your brain to process? I was under assault

if by under assault you mean randomly attacking people you've never met with the most moronic diatribe possible.

by you and your league of failed neckbeards.

see?

For each response, I had 5 angry trolls' responses.

we've been over this before. nobody is angry but you.

Most of you have been silenced.

no but we wish you'd shut the fuck up.

So, what's on the agenda today for Heebo? You gonna swing by your love's house and take her out for a nice breakfast? Oh wait... you're gonna stare at your pixelated elf "friends" all day. ;) I'm tryin to help you! Go dig a piece of paper out of your cave and write down some life goals: career, health, etc. Put your mind to it! I'm sure being 350 lbs has its limitations but it is nothing a healthier diet and some exercise can't help!

yeah this is the ramblings of a mad man. are you really this out of touch with reality?

[Heebo]

Is that too much for your brain to process? I was under assault by you and your league of failed neckbeards. For each response, I had 5 angry trolls' responses. Most of you have been silenced. So, what's on the agenda today for Heebo? You gonna swing by your love's house and take her out for a nice breakfast? Oh wait... you're gonna stare at your pixelated elf "friends" all day. ;) I'm tryin to help you! Go dig a piece of paper out of your cave and write down some life goals: career, health, etc. Put your mind to it! I'm sure being 350 lbs has its limitations but it is nothing a healthier diet and some exercise can't help!

These wild assumptions and crippled attempts at RL attacks just great. Keep swinging.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cphs-0zKWAM/UF2VXSRRqdI/AAAAAAAADH4/qyzt_eldC8o/s320/ed-nortan-punching.gif