Clear argues with Clear

[Clear]

if by under assault you mean randomly attacking people you've never met with the most moronic diatribe possible.



see?



we've been over this before. nobody is angry but you.



no but we wish you'd shut the fuck up.



yeah this is the ramblings of a mad man. are you really this out of touch with reality?


Oh man, Samoht - you looked like an absolute moron yesterday LOL! Other people agreed too... you definitely went into an autistic rage. :D

[Daldolma]

even amongst the troglodytea of rnf, clear is unwelcome

[Clear]

These wild assumptions and crippled attempts at RL attacks just great. Keep swinging.


Heeb! Have you started your list of life goals yet? At what point did you just throw your plump hands up in the air and give up on women? You do realize how unhealthy all this is, right? I know you are trying hard to keep up a facade of not caring but we all know that deep down inside, your inner fat self is crying.

[Samoht]

Oh man, Samoht - you looked like an absolute moron yesterday LOL! Other people agreed too... you definitely went into an autistic rage. :D

i'm pretty sure that right now, neither one of us knows what you're talking about.

you're so fucking stupid it's insane. and you're so fucking insane it's stupid.

quick, log onto your alt forum accounts to give yourself more support.

[Clear]

i'm pretty sure that right now, neither one of us knows what you're talking about.

you're so fucking stupid it's insane. and you're so fucking insane it's stupid.

quick, log onto your alt forum accounts to give yourself more support.

Oh, need some help jogging your maniacal memory? Lol.

Lol, look at Samoht go with 6 posts-per-page on the last 10 pages. He is physically incapable of leaving an internet argument without "getting the last word in."

Autism detected.


:D:D:D:

[Clear]

Oh man, I can't believe you were just going absolutely nuts all by yourself in here yesterday. What a truly sad person. Continue! I can't wait to come back in a few hours and see the blatant evidence your autistic fits. :) Take care, strap on that helmet!

[Flamewraith]

Can we just cut off the last 25 pages of Clear rambling on about how everyone but him is mad bad and sad, and just return this thread to the epic status it once held?

[Samoht]

lol @ this guy giving stinkum validity. morans gotta stick together.

[Heebo]

Oh man, I can't believe you were just going absolutely nuts all by yourself in here yesterday. What a truly sad person. Continue! I can't wait to come back in a few hours and see the blatant evidence your autistic fits. :) Take care, strap on that helmet!

WIKIPEDIA: A delusion is a belief held with strong conviction despite superior evidence to the contrary.

http://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh624/HeeboJeebos/Screenshot_2013-08-02-08-44-39_zps4795d108.png

Delusions typically occur in the context of neurological or mental illness.

[Stinkum]

http://i1255.photobucket.com/albums/hh624/HeeboJeebos/Screenshot_2013-08-02-08-44-39_zps4795d108.png

now lets take a look at this, kids

63 and 46 posts of two retarded children arguing with each other over the internet

somehow, in their autistic logic, they think "getting the last word" in an argument means that you have 'won' the debate and certainly impressed their fellow p99ers

in reality, we have unanimously cringed at how severely autistic you both are, marveled at how lacking your social lives must be, how unemployment begets poor life decisions for you both, and questioned how long it has been since either of you have spoke to a member of the opposite sex

http://www.robertnyman.com/images/0808/wrong-on-the-internet.png

[Samoht]

oh look, another clever and insightful post from stinkum.

nevermind, we're both liars

[Clear]

now lets take a look at this, kids

http://www.robertnyman.com/images/0808/wrong-on-the-internet.png

:D Absolutely hilarious!

[gotrocks]

aw man... i totally stayed up an extra 5 or so mins this morning so i could prove someone wrong.















on the fucking internet, and now i feel empty inside.

[Archalen]

Clear threads have the lifespan of an average Okinawan woman:


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5sk4xE25PzM/UIJnOBPnzFI/AAAAAAAABzc/G-xrdeNprmA/s640/2304426.bin.jpeg

[El_Zorro]

http://i.imgur.com/2ekG6Jy.png

[Ella`Ella]

Still arguably the best RnF.

[runlvlzero]

I was going to rate this thread 1 star just to be an ass.

But nope it's a five fuckin star thread. Good post OP.

[Skittlez]

Can't believe I just now discovered this. Fucking A+.

[Lyssia]

LOL'ed, will read again

[Gaffin']

lol i pointed out the ear then everyone went ape shit on it, good thread A+ retarded ear clear rip

[Sidelle]

http://gifs.gifbin.com/122011/1324314633_stephen_colbert_ear_pop.gif

[Heebo]

Word on the street is Vex Dominus accepted Clear as an applicant.

[Villide]

I really enjoyed the post where Clear used the term "neckbeard". Good stuff.

[Quientus]

Ah ... Reminds me of "The Good Ol' days of Yonder" ... - PAGE EIGHT !!!

[Orruar]

Heebo and Clear must be the same person and this was all just an elaborate troll. It's the only explanation. How else could someone not notice when their own words were being repeated back to them? Unless they yell at people in game so regularly so that they quickly forget the random insults thrown about.

[Rellapse36]

Retarded Ear Clear 2014

[radditsu]

This seems a bit murky.

[EliteJackson]

Not sure if I've ever posted here before, but one cannot witness this level of trolling and let it go unpraised.

This guy Heebo is double Jesus with a mullet.

[BurgyK]

This is hilarious I am upset I didn't see it unfold live! Thanks for bumping. Lol

[Hinshi Budou]

Honestly unsure of who owned Clear more IIT.... Heebo, or Clear himself. Gonna give both Heebo and Clear a 10 out of 10 for the ownage and self ownage respectively (lil' tip for you Clear... next time you get knocked a few rungs down on the proverbial ladder, take it in stride and hold your head up, but also shut the fuck up, and eat your crow pie. Then move on and rebuild and in a few weeks, no one remembers. Instead you went full retard and now this is the most epic thread going... never go full retard man, never. Just ask Sean Penn)

[Ella`Ella]

Bump for runner-up on Thread of the Year.

[Rellapse40]

Clear the Retarded Ear

[BigHurb]

this is genius, like an animal attacking a reflection.. there is some serious human psychology here, wow.. i bow to OP

[Vlak]

Best thread on RnF I've seen since I've joined. A+, will read again!

[Fuddwin]

Bump for runner-up on Thread of the Year.

And the Thread of the Year goes to?

[Klendathu]

And the Thread of the Year goes to?

Tie between Boob and Ass threads? Clearly.

[Ella`Ella]

And the Thread of the Year goes to?

I really don't think anyone is going to dispute the Return of Ryantwink20 as the clear winner.

[Fuddwin]

I really don't think anyone is going to dispute the Return of Ryantwink20 as the clear winner.

That was this year though? =P

[mtb tripper]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/2080f4ee3b1e498fe0a0d9f96eb616cd/tumblr_n3tsgumCKg1s28gwqo1_500.jpg

[hatelore]

Hmm, was a lot of stuff deleted out of this thread?

[Gaffin 7.0]

im the one who pointed out about the ear, was some goog posts

[Rellapse40]

Hmm, was a lot of stuff deleted out of this thread?

ya i had him p rustled

[Xiek]

+1

[Dragonsblood1987]

God dammit that was brilliant.

[Mirana]

Threads like this make me upset at myself for not concocting equally amazing trolls.

I pale in comparison to OP's greatness.

[fishingme]

Brb in a few - gonna begin vaporization of this absolutely delicious blend of 3 types of hydro - topped with an ice cold Stella Artois. :D

Um, as i recall from my hooligan days is that hydro is one of the ways you grow weed, it's not a strain.

[Fuddwin]

Poor Chest (Variety)

[captnamazing]

this is a great thread

heebo you are a great man

clear is pathetic

10 gold stars 360 peek noscope headshot

[mtb tripper]

https://24.media.tumblr.com/2080f4ee3b1e498fe0a0d9f96eb616cd/tumblr_n3tsgumCKg1s28gwqo1_500.jpg

[Overthrow]

Besides necroing an old as fuck post,
Um, as i recall from my hooligan days is that hydro is one of the ways you grow weed, it's not a strain.

I'm pretty sure he is referring to he is about to smoke 3 different strains of weed that were grown with hydroponics. So when people say I am about to smoke some hydro, they are referring to weed that was hydroponically grown. But yes, it is used widely for all sorts of weed even though most people don't know where it originates from.

[Heebo]

Besides necroing an old as fuck post,


I'm pretty sure he is referring to he is about to smoke 3 different strains of weed that were grown with hydroponics. So when people say I am about to smoke some hydro, they are referring to weed that was hydroponically grown. But yes, it is used widely for all sorts of weed even though most people don't know where it originates from.

Thanks for clearing that up.

[Ella`Ella]

Bout that time again. Bump!

[Tewaz]

Seriously, please continue this tradition.

[Rellapse40]

think i rustled him so hard he had a death

[Heebo]

think i rustled him so hard he had a death

lol relappse trying so hard to take credit for this one

[Rellapse40]

http://s1.uploads.im/b2ltF.jpg

Yeap

Clear The Retarded Ear

was wut drove him off the deep end


sorry if you're 2 knew to know my forumuest kill

i have slain

tons of raging fgts

[Heebo]

http://s1.uploads.im/b2ltF.jpg

Yeap

Clear The Retarded Ear

was wut drove him off the deep end


sorry if you're 2 knew to know my forumuest kill

i have slain

tons of raging fgts

Kinda like when I go out fishing with my niece: I tie the hook, put the bait on, cast the line, wait for the right moment, set the hook and give her the pole. She feels like a million bucks and it makes me feel even better.

[indiscriminate_hater]

Kinda like when I go out fishing with my niece: I ... give her the pole. She feels like a million bucks and it makes me feel even better.

Ellipses greatest invention ever

[Funkutron5000]

We're back from the dead.

[Detoxx]

Damnit corova

[Argh]

Thanks for clearing that up.

This just made me laugh for 10 minutes.

[Sckrilla]

About time to rebump the greatest thread in the history of threads since Derubael mentioned this in a recent server chat post.

[Ravager]

Good bump, haven't seen this before. Brilliant OP!

[Mac Drettj]

Who's clear? Did you slay him? Or is this on blue where you battle with words that break bones like sticks and stones?

[daasgoot]

Who's clear? Did you slay him? Or is this on blue where you battle with words that break bones like sticks and stones?

+1

[Heebo]

Getting your feelings hurt over what was typed to you on the internet is just as bad as getting mad because someone attacked your elf sim avatar. I PvP irl - where there are no respawn points.

As an aside, I'd like to give my support to Clear's wife and all sexy Nurse Practitioners around the country. We'll get through this Ebola mess. God bless.

[justin2090]

Getting your feelings hurt over what was typed to you on the internet is just as bad as getting mad because someone attacked your elf sim avatar. I PvP irl - where there are no respawn points.

As an aside, I'd like to give my support to Clear's wife and all sexy Nurse Practitioners around the country. We'll get through this Ebola mess. God bless.

rofl

[Korben]

Self awareness level: Michael Scott

I know this shit is way old but Heebo, this quip is actually the funniest thing I've ever read on P99. I'm fucking dying at work right now.

[Susvain2]

good thread

[Ghordo]

+1

[kennymack007]

lmao +1

[Klendathu]

Still the best non-boob-or-ass-related thread.

[Ella`Ella]

Back to the top

[Joyelle]

Still the best non-boob-or-ass-related thread.

This is definitely a boob-related thread, just of a different sort.

[Shinko]

back you go

[zanderklocke]

I grouped with Clear a couple weeks ago.

[Skinned]

Lol @ Erik Erikson psychosocial stage reference

[skipdog]

A+ thread.

[Archalen]

http://s1.uploads.im/b2ltF.jpg

Yeap

Clear The Retarded Ear

was wut drove him off the deep end


sorry if you're 2 knew to know my forumuest kill

i have slain

tons of raging fgts

Poor Rellapse gone forever. I think I have some of his gear on one of my red chars.