P99 Defined On Ecyclopedia Dramatica

Srs Not Ames · #1 01-05-2012, 03:48 AM

Dnt shoot the messenger

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Everquest

Project 1999

An emulated project designed to replicate EverQuest to it's original 1999 standard, in other words a gigantic hub for the unemployed to be total basement dwelling fags all over again. The project is run by Rogean, a 21 year old virgin who collects AdSense money in order to finance his plethora of shit cars and Vegas trips. The server hosts it's own forums found here: - P99 forums which attracts a large number of trolls, manchild, attention whores and pedophiles who all like to pretend they are 13 year old boys.

Large amounts of rage are to be found on the forums as the whole collective group of virgins are cock sucking retards that like to spend their leisure time arguing about who hit what dragon first and white knighting for the small group of E-pussy that likes to prostitot for l337 items, even with the absence of posting tits it's still fucking fail. It could be summed up that this project is one gigantic fail boat of bad coding, unwarranted self-importance and forced meme usually in the form of spamming "u mad" in every topic.

The best ways to rape the inhabitants of the EMU is by actually playing the damn game, just by simply logging you're bound to be spammed relentlessly with incoherent nerd rage and petitions, banned immediately, and have your dox dropped on the forums for ruining some aspies play time cause you stole their phat lewt, or simply join a raiding guild and cry about people being a gigantic fucking pussy.

P99 players you SHOULD know

Staff

Rogean - Virginfag that manages the sever, routinely power trips and bans everything and anything that is actually lulzy.
Nilbog - Project manager does mostly coding and one could say doesn't give a fuck.
Uthgaard - Basement dweller That NEVER logs off, spends most of his time looking for reasons to ban you.
Cyrius - German who loves to power trip, talks shit about other staff via IRC then goes into denial.
Aasimon - Forum moderator that likes to delete fucking everything you ever wrote about anything.

Staff members are constantly in one epically long war with several trolls, some say it will go on til the second coming of Christ.

Trolls

Raren - Continuously shovels xanax down his throat and posts threads trying to incite guild drama, generally unfunny but highly obnoxious.
Zyvixious - Raren's Mexican cousin that fails at the English language, simply rolls his face across the keyboard to generate insults.
Abacab - Has been banned over 9000 times since last week for being a fucking ******.
Tralina - an empowered female who spends her days jiggling her E-tits for loot and flying out to fuck bears.
Hasbinbad - HasbinFAG is a user who has accrued thousands of pretentious posts and not a single one actually funny.
Barkingturtle - Internet tough guy who claims to have a HEUG PENIS claims to have a hot wife who he met on a gaming message board.
Ralph - A fucking Jew who made $3,000 after 10 months of killing goblins, by playing only an hour a day.
Loke - Dashingly attractive monk whose good looks are surpassed only by his charm. Men want to be him, women want to be with him.
Nalkin - Like the 44th best mage on the server or some shit like that, takes people on boat rides and is primarily seen with his tranny sidekick Kimmie
Yiblaan - Some fucking Jew who has a penchant for fun, has made several successful guilds.
Akyra - Some vegan E-slut that pumps the dicks of several hot gamers for items

Everyone else can be assumed non-important because they actually have lives.

Autotune · #2 01-05-2012, 03:53 AM

Autotune · #3 01-05-2012, 03:55 AM

SEE ALSO

no life <--- clicked it.. found

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A person who has NO social life whatsoever. This is about 98.9% of everyone on the internets.
Contents
1 Etymology/Explanation
2 Variations
3 Comebacks
4 List of People Who Have No Life
Etymology/Explanation

Without variation, the first accusation or retort of the pwned is that the pwnr has no life. This is normally phrased as a claim that the pwnr spends too much time on the Internets, or that the incidence of pwnage took "too much time" or "too much effort", clearly indicating that the pwnr is obsessed with and quite possibly Internet stalking the pwnee. The pwned may also attempt to put on a facade that they are "too cool for this internet shit anyways."
Because this is almost the exclusive standard usage of the phrase, no life has become a de facto acknowledgment of pwnification. Thus most trolls will remain unsatisfied until told they have no life.
Variations

"Get a life"
"Wow, that must have taken forever. Clearly you have no life."
"Wow, you are spending way too much time arguing with me. Clearly you have no life."
"You keep commenting because you have no life." See occupatio.
"Why don't you spend more of your time with your kids instead of arguing on the Internets?"—a favorite of pwned teen mothers
"Poor, poor dear. Here, have a nickel and get yourself a life."
"Yeah right, you don't work, you spend all day online trolling because you have no life!"
"Obviously you have no life and should probably kill yourself in order to not waste any more of the precious, precious natural resources currently keeping that stink sack you call skin alive."
"Well, pardon me for HAVING A LIFE, gringo. "
Comebacks

"NO U"
"BAWWW"
"U MAD"
"lol"
"Rofl"
"Your Mom"
Any one or more of these will guarantee instant drama and butthurt met with "G2g i need sleep." Best of all, they require minimal typing.
List of People Who Have No Life

This guy also has no life.
Asspies
Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto and all his shut-in little friends
Tore Sinding Bekkedal
Kevin and Kat
Solitaire
Gsnfags
Sceptre
Cheddar-Cheesia
Meowbark
Jimbo Wales
Latias4ever
You
The Gorilla Judge
Zezima
Zombies
Chivon Matthew