It's almost crying time!

[Shaakglith12194]

Soon. Very soon, the poopsockers, the online transexuals who cyber for lootz (looking at you, Dojii), grown men who are prone to be driven to tears by a video game, and a very few otherwise maladjusted people will meet on the world of Norrath, for realz this time! Some of you will definitely need the attached form.

Tears will be shed, relationships will be destroyed, grown men will scream girlishly about the terrible, terrible things the bad man did to them on the internet, and dudes will be rolling 6 deep in super-friendly "no more tears" sponsored by fucking Johnson & Johnson pvp-avoidance groups.

From the depths of the high level nerd dungeons commonly known as "Lower Parent's Basement", dudes - and women so unattractive they might as well be dudes - will be brewin' up some seriously jacked up plans about how they absolutely, positively, won't spend half their night crying into a pillow anymore. Or at least not in front of company, because they can always cry into their pillows much later, after throwing a serious nerd rage fit, right fucking then, just to contain the tears of frustration. "NEVER AGAIN!" Lulznemesis says right before a decaying skeleton hits him for two damage and he plugs. "NO MOAR TEARS!!!! WAAAAAH!" Lolercaust says, breaking away from its massive circle jerk chock full of friendly feelings and even more semen. "You have poop in your hair!" Loxy says for no real reason at all.

Looking forward to seeing quite a few of you good pvpers, but I'm even more looking forward to seeing the ones that cry publicly. Just wish ooc was gonna stay global.