The aliens are coming to probe uranus

[Ekco]

Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You'd have to short beam this at exactly at the space(time) coordinates you expected Hercules to be in 25,000 years to have a chance at beating attenuation.

Jewish Space Lasers.

i didn't think about that, the wiki article says it was mostly symbolic anyway.


i want to believe though.

[magnetaress]

You are all just meat robots. There's nothing to see here. Plz keep collecting shinies for your chiefs. The aliens have glow in the dark glass anal beeds (figuratively) to dole out to them for free access to whatever it is they are interested in (probably fucking with our genome and ensuring we never make the next tech level without extremely selective approval).

Hopefully this helps guys!

[Lune]

Originally Posted by magnetaress [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You are all just meat robots. There's nothing to see here. Plz keep collecting shinies for your chiefs. The aliens have glow in the dark glass anal beeds (figuratively) to dole out to them for free access to whatever it is they are interested in (probably fucking with our genome and ensuring we never make the next tech level without extremely selective approval).

Hopefully this helps guys!

That sounds like great fun and all but in reality their motivations, thought patterns, and ethics would likely be utterly incomprehensible to us. Like we'd just as likely end up getting turned into their glow in the dark anal beads

[magnetaress]

I am big fan of environmental drives for evolutionary trends. So a lot of them will be from bipedal stock.

Where it gets freeky is essentially post singularity immortal civs with gestault consciousness. Then they are probably just like trying to break the simulation and we are just sorta there meaningless like we aren't novel at all. Nor is our ecosystem. Then like you said they won't even recognize us nor interact with us in any reasonable way because we are like nematodes.

The entities and the crafts we are interacting with are probably just essentially probes themselves. So...

In reality we are being probed by probes. Maybe even malfunctioning ones. As their probes are probably on an order of magnitude more complex, rational, and intelligent than us in their weird little alien ways.

You're absolutely right tho. They'd probably not even talk or communicate because we'd have nothing in common.

However if life in reality is just as diverse all over as it was here before we destroyed the planet, we are back to lots of hominid parallels amongst it all. Or at least beings who where once hominid and They'd look at us more like macaques.

[Lune]

Bird shit or ZERG OVERLORD

[eddrick]

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[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Lune [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Bird shit or ZERG OVERLORD

Why is it a Rook?

They only move in straight lines.

[magnetaress]

To OP. Our radars and the electrical stuff we do liek with radios and powerful transmission lines fucks em up and crashes them.

They said they'd be cool and teach us alien yoga and cure all diseases and suffering and the government dudes said fuck u and started shooting them down deliberately.

[magnetaress]

Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Why is it a Rook?

They only move in straight lines.

There was clearly lateral movement aswell if u check out how the buildings move like circular. Dunno tho this one wasn't really special. The people on the ground didn't see it with their naked eyes or acknowledge it despite itsproximity. Could have been IR only. Doubt it tho. Probably just a piece of plastic bag or something stuck on the lens.

Or an invisible guy in a jetpack. That'd probably have been one of ours.

I'm more excited about the giant that wiped out those guys up in the mountains.

[magnetaress]

Oh nvm. There was eyewitness on the ground and it also moved in relation to the cross hair. The camera wasn't IR.. but they do see beyond the visible light range so that object was being thermally weird. Freaky deeky. Butt only a lil.