*sips complimentary $37 espresso, stretches feet on $50k table* taps Submit

[Lulz~Sect]

jus another day in the executive lounge

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(sips complimentary $37 espresso)

[skarlorn]

I read this thread and now I'm going to wash my asshole with a bidet.

[mickmoranis]

lulz 15 minuets before his break and he snapped that pic

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[Lulz~Sect]

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[Sonderbeast]

$37 USD espresso? Did Trump eat the beans and shit them out before he ground them up and served them in his shoe?

[skarlorn]

we need to be here to support lulz as he tremulously crawls from the ashes of degeneracy and failure.

[Lhancelot]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

tremulously

Nice word.

[rebeccablack]

literally pooping rn

[Lulz~Sect]

time for a nap on this $100,000 couch

[mefdinkins]

Originally Posted by Lulz~Sect [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

time for a nap on this $100,000 couch

You're lying Lulz I found the transcript of you on Antique Road Show, posted below:

Lulz:
Hi 100k chair put my toes on. im balling!

APPRAISER:
You don't really see couches like this that much that much. And, uh, during the time period of the late 19th century when this was made, about 1895 to 1900, the W & T Avery Company in Birmingham, the Wal Mart of 1895 produced these chairs with leather seats, walnut primary wood, and secondary wood--we see English oak. We've got these spindles, all in the Edwardian style. The base has these wonderful moldings. And then this incredible decorations, all original. And it still is today. I think this chair is absolutely fascinating. I love the fact that it has its original leather. So all this wear we know is probably mostly from your ass cheeks

Lulz:
Well, I think most of this damage has come from me queefing into the couch and ass sweat while i play p99.

APPRAISER:
Would you mind sitting in the chair?

Lulz:
I'm a bit fat and poor. (laughing) but here we go.

APPRAISER:
Let's give this a try. Now, this is the... wow yeah your ass really sinks in

APPRAISER:
Now, may I ask you, do you know what this is worth? Have you ever had it appraised?

Lulz:
No, as I say, it's a novelty at home, so i rub my ass cheeks on it and post pics pretending it's 100k chair so people think i'm not poor on the internet. I paid about, by the time we got it here from the Good Will down the street, about $47.

APPRAISER:
$ 47 U.S. Well, one recently sold at an auction down south for $37 U.S.

Lulz:
Oh, you're kidding. (laughing)

APPRAISER:
And that one had replaced leather, yours here is original which is so amazing these have survived. And all the original paint. I would estimate this at auction between $31 and $ 48.

Lulz:
Oh, my goodness. Well, I think I won't queef into the couch as much anymore! (both laughing) yayyy!!