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Old 06-30-2022, 07:01 PM
Elfminster Elfminster is offline
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Lightbulb Why can't I attack or talk shit about the staff?

What staff?
How rare is the staff?
Where is the staff from?
What's the name of the staff?
Is it a pre-nerf staff?
Why does the staff need special protection anyway?
Did the staff have a nervous breakdown?
Is the staff resting?
Does the staff have a nervous disposition?
Is the staff easily offended?
Is the staff easily triggered?
Is the staff hyper sensitive?
Is the staff depressed?
Is the staff fragile?
Is the staff violent?
Is the staff afraid of scrutiny?
Is the staff PvE only?
Why is it okay to attack other players but not the staff?
What's so special about the staff?
Can I get a staff too or am I too late again?
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Old 06-30-2022, 07:38 PM
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Go outside
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Old 06-30-2022, 08:55 PM
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Go outside
Why? Is the staff outside waiting to beat me up?
Is the staff a proud staff?
Why can't the staff speak for itself?
Why can't the staff stick up for itself?
Is the staff shy?
Is the staff a straight staff or a bent staff?
Is the staff short or tall?
Is the staff beautiful or ugly?
When was the last time somebody checked on the staff to make sure its okay?
Does the staff need a hug?
Is the staff off its meds?

I wish to learn more about this staff so I can avoid being stoned to death for saying the wrong thing about it.

Here is my prayer of protection...

Dear Holy Staff,
Most High Staff,
Your Majesty,
Your Excellency,
Thank you O Great Staff for allowing me live to in your wondrous kingdom,
I will stone those who take your holy name in vain,
I will silence those who utter bad things against your righteous spirit,
Death to unbelievers!
Your humble servant,
Daddykool
Level 1 Ogre Shadow Knight
(ps. I’m a huge boob nerd)
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Old 06-30-2022, 09:00 PM
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Betterhelp.com
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Old 06-30-2022, 09:02 PM
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It's hard enough to get people to volunteer to run this thing, then vet them. If you do anything that makes it even harder to maintain the staff, you go bye-bye.
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Old 06-30-2022, 09:12 PM
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Betterhelp.com
Do I deserve to be happy though?
Somebody else told me that I don't deserve anything so I'm a bit confused now.
What does the staff have to say on the matter?
Is the staff happy?
Does the staff have a therapist?
Is the staff lonely?
Does the staff reminisce about the good old days?
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Old 06-30-2022, 09:29 PM
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It's hard enough to get people to volunteer to run this thing, then vet them. If you do anything that makes it even harder to maintain the staff, you go bye-bye.
Who told you that?
Was it the staff?
I wouldn't want to make life harder for the staff.
It must be extremely difficult being a staff.
Why don't you stop posting and then the staff will have less work to do?
Every time you post something the staff has to check your message to see if you've posted something naughty or not.
That's unfair on the overworked staff who is having a hard time already.
Be kind to the staff by being silent.
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Old 06-30-2022, 09:51 PM
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You aren't going to last long.
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Old 06-30-2022, 11:50 PM
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drugs
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Old 07-01-2022, 04:59 AM
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You aren't going to last long.
Why? Is the staff angry with me?
Did I do something wrong?
Am I to be punished?
Who else speaks for the staff besides you?
Does the staff evolve or has the staff always been a staff?

Now I'm afraid so I better say my prayers again.

Dear Holy Staff,
Most High Staff,
Merciful Staff,
Your Majesty,
Your Excellency,
Your Highness,
Thank you O Great Staff for allowing me live to in your wondrous kingdom,
I will stone those who take your holy name in vain,
Please don't hurt me staff,
I will try harder for you staff,
Please forgive me staff,
Death to unbelievers!
Your humble servant,
Daddykool
Level 1 Ogre Shadow Knight
(ps. Videri has been calling you weak)
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