First World Problems

[DforDepression]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

and besides aren't you sort of calling the kettle black here.
At least I know this woman.
You on the other hand are cyber stalking/ bullying me on an elf dragon game forum and we don't even know each other.

Sending me private messages using my real life name and all, you have done your homework.

All I did was Google her email address.

So who's really the pathetic elf dragon game forum cyber stalker?

Go look in the mirror freak.

Damn Dredge looks like someone has a massive Man Crush on you.

[Tarathiel]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I took this chick out I met on a dating website once. She looked nothing like her pics, wore a wig, had bad teeth, was recovering from getting her stomach stapled, lost a ton of weight but had all this extra skin still.

Her pics were sexy but in real life she was a hot mess.

She turned out to be a real weird o, was on some vampire website where these goth tools think it's real. Anyways she wrote on her blog all about how I was in love with her and tried to force myself on her etc,... when all I did was give her a friendly good night peck on the lips.

Turns out she's a webcam whore, found her vampire profile when I was bored and she linked her cam girl site from there, saw pics of her shoving weird stuff up her butt, lol, was too funny.

Later on she texted me and said I could stay the weekend over at her moms place, wtf, I dodged a bullet there.

haha ya those goth chicks can get fucking out there, they are usually fat tho so i tend to avoid.

[SwordNboard]

The fuck is up with her front-butt belly button. /turned off

[dredge]

Originally Posted by SwordNboard [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

The fuck is up with her front-butt belly button. /turned off

that is from loosing weight too quickly, she had bariatric surgery.

[Tarathiel]

Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

that is from loosing weight too quickly, she had bariatric surgery.

gross

[Tarathiel]

my cam girl is hotter than dredges, heres some pics ripped from her fb, you aint getting the nsfw ones sorry =p

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[dredge]

Originally Posted by Tarathiel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

my cam girl is hotter than dredges, heres some pics ripped from her fb, you aint getting the nsfw ones sorry =p

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Cute face in this pic :-)

[SwordNboard]

Cam-girls: For guys who can't get real girls.

[FoxxHound]

I tried to cam with a girl once.
The creepiness was too stronk in this one though...

[dredge]

Originally Posted by FoxxHound [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I tried to cam with a girl once.
The creepiness was too stronk in this one though...

I have watched chicks and couples on cam4 and stuff but I have never tipped or gone into a private session with anyone. I feel like it's supper cheesy and fake. Same thing with strip clubs, like when the stripper sits at your table and hangs out, pretends like she's really in to you, etc... Waitress comes over and asks if you would like to buy the "lady" a $15 sprite, lol.

Fuck that noise.

I had phone sex with a girl I knew once and it just got really silly, after I splooged I sort of lost interest and left her hanging, lol, "um yeah I'm doing you hard now", hurry up, Star Trek is starting in 5 minutes....

I had to cut her off after she started Instant Messaging me at work telling me about what she was fantasizing I was doing to her and stuff, lol, was too funny.