The 11,000,000p Monk

[hagglebaby]

Originally Posted by hagglebaby [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have an update guys

False alarm. She got my hopes up - she wanted to “meet somewhere and talk.” She just wanted to discuss divorce proceedings. She also mentioned her guy in the biker shorts hit it big on palantir stock so I basically have no chance now. Unless he gets so rich that he drops her ass and I can be there to scoop up the pieces. Fingers crossed fuck my life

WTS Fungi Tunic 50.5k p99 green

[Evia]

Originally Posted by hagglebaby [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

False alarm. She got my hopes up - she wanted to “meet somewhere and talk.” She just wanted to discuss divorce proceedings. She also mentioned her guy in the biker shorts hit it big on palantir stock so I basically have no chance now. Unless he gets so rich that he drops her ass and I can be there to scoop up the pieces. Fingers crossed fuck my life

WTS Fungi Tunic 50.5k p99 green

Bro don't "scoop up the pieces" collect any dignity you've got left and peace out. Even in the best case scenario she'll never respect you again. Just move on. Sorry for your loss, truly. I think that'd be a t9ugh pill for most to swallow.

[Nuggie]

Best RNF I've read in 10 years.

Do more good work, OP.

[Duik]

Replace palantir stock with buttcoin and it would have been believeable.

[Swish]

If you were on P99 red you could have just got some levels, killed him and not spent 5 years making up this awful story.

[Old_PVP]

Originally Posted by hagglebaby [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I still had a job at that point

This nerd has chosen unemployment for 5 years in order to play EQ.

Strong work elf pal - don't let the man get in the way of your 25 year old pixels!

Also, didn't read.

[cd288]

What's more interesting to me about this thread is that there are a couple people in here who I think actually believe this is real

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Originally Posted by cd288 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What's more interesting to me about this thread is that there are a couple people in here who I think actually believe this is real

The OP really had posted years ago claiming he was stealing his wife’s narcotic-based meds to abuse them. This was easier to believe both because theft of prescribed narcotics within households are fairly common and the confession really wasn’t seeming to accomplish some ulterior motive like clout-chasing. So it seemed genuine at the time

So when that same person says I didn’t lie about that, I’m not lying about this repeatedly, I personally was more inclined to believe

As warped as his brain seems to be, I’ve been doing some skimming of Reddit to read the entertaining meltdowns over recent events that *cough* we don’t need to get into here. And an unhealthy obsession with personal looks and porn seems to be creating a “blackpilled” community that have used insecurity about their looks, height, and dick size as a convenient cop out to give up on themselves and finding love. Meaning as weird as the OP’s brain sounds, he’s not alone. Not nearly, at least according to most of the people-centered subreddits I had skimmed

Now he could be slipping truth in with the lies, but in the end he did fairly accurately model the “blackpilled bro” which seems to be a growing problem in society. So in the end it was a tiny bit more than entertaining for me

[Skarne]

state of the nation

[Reiwa]

How many kids did she ruin her body to give you?