You know you're a nothingburger when...

[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Gugg [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Everybody if they wanted.

It's a girl size. I wear a 32.

[Gugg]

Originally Posted by aussenseiter [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

It's a girl size. I wear a 32.

Well if truth is subjective like you say it is, just call it 4 then you are 4.

You can also tell people you went to the moon and were in a holocaust.

If they don't believe you then start blubbing and calling them anti-semitic and holocaust deniers....prey on their feelings and stop them from asking questions....tell them you're trying to forget the pain (while mentioning it all the time).

You're gonna need some realistic video footage and photographs to really sell it though.

[Gugg]

How did scientists prove they were telling the truth before television?

Imagine a scientist a thousand years ago, and he shows you an oil drum and he tells you he went to the moon in it. It's a really hard sell without realistic video footage.

[Gugg]

Scientists aren't IRL though, because science is a spectator sport too just like church and UFC.

[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Gugg [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Well if truth is subjective like you say it is, just call it 4 then you are 4.

You can also tell people you went to the moon and were in a holocaust.

If they don't believe you then start blubbing and calling them anti-semitic and holocaust deniers....prey on their feelings and stop them from asking questions....tell them you're trying to forget the pain (while mentioning it all the time).

You're gonna need some realistic video footage and photographs to really sell it though.

Are you doomed to wear a size 4 all your life?

Choose Christ

[unsunghero]

Either way, the benefits to putting your kid in a sport like martial arts are numerous:

1. Gets them off their ass and not being sedentary

2. Gets them away from their budding screen addiction

3. Gets them socialization so they’re not weird awkward fucks later who can’t make friends

Those are the big 3. Convincing them that their moves will help them defend themselves is misleading. Scream and run, that’s probably a better self defense strategy for a 4yr old girl. As they get older, go for the eyes, groin, piss yourself, scream, don’t get forced in a car, make them have to try to shoot you as you run away. Or just shoot them

[Gugg]

Originally Posted by unsunghero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Either way, the benefits to putting your kid in a sport like martial arts are numerous:

1. Gets them off their ass and not being sedentary

2. Gets them away from their budding screen addiction

3. Gets them socialization so they’re not weird awkward fucks later who can’t make friends

Those are the big 3. Convincing them that their moves will help them defend themselves is misleading. Scream and run, that’s probably a better self defense strategy for a 4yr old girl. As they get older, go for the eyes, groin, piss yourself, scream, don’t get forced in a car, make them have to try to shoot you as you run away. Or just shoot them

My strategy is to not have children. It works pretty good.

[aussenseiter]

Originally Posted by Gugg [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My strategy is to not have children. It works pretty good.

The crows will sing as they feast on your corpse, girl.

[Duik]

Unsung. Good strat. No sarcasm.
Also points 1 2 and 3 thats some good advice that no one here will admit to taking/offering. :+)

[Gugg]

Originally Posted by Duik [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Unsung. Good strat. No sarcasm.
Also points 1 2 and 3 thats some good advice that no one here will admit to taking/offering. :+)

So when are you taking up full contact martial arts then?

I heard that after a few kicks in the face you get used to the pain.

Let tme know how it goes.