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Old 11-01-2022, 10:36 AM
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It is real in my colon. I ate so much candy last night. Holy shit that was a lot of candy. I do it once a year and thought it was just a wet fart but loaded my underpants with some slick stuff.

I think it was the DOTS at the end of my binge. Oh god, I have so much left, there is literally over 60 pounds of candy here. I think I will have to give it away. There is a lot of old people here, they love candy.

Oh man, this is wild. Anyway. Demographic shifts are no big deal since after the cyclic destruction you always have the hyperborean mindset returning and coming around.

4 winds, cyclic migration, good times.

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Old 11-01-2022, 10:37 AM
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OP are you a deadhead? Because this is *exactly* like a post over on the deadhead reddit. The Deadhead community was anti-vax before covid. An old friend of mine sued a school district and won, citing his (non existent) Hasidic faith. That kid is now in her 30's, and in prison. No joke!

And since we have gotten biblical, what with the plagues and all, I think this hug business is bullshit. That is not how it works buck-o. Crush your enemies.
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Some reddit duck avatar october 2022 Nimrod in Name Only posts for a Kumbaya, I say, bring in the A-10's. It's mop up time for moron land.

brrrrrrt.

But OP, since yer a deadhead, maybe think a bit about these lyrics:

My father favored Esau
Who was eager to obey
All the bloody wild commandments
The old man shot his way
But all this favor ended when
My brother failed at war
He staggered home
And found me in the door

(bridge)
Esau skates on pixels any more
Meets his pale reflection at the door
Yet sometimes at night I dream
He's still that hairy man

(chorus)
Shitposting the apocalypse
Wandering the land
Shitposting the apocalypse
And wandering the land
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Old 11-01-2022, 10:44 AM
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deadhead reddit.
Can you imagine a bunch of brain fried retards figuring out how to post on reddit? Is there an ICP Reddit? lol. Isnt a deadhead like.... They were old when I was a kid, so in their 70s? maybe?

Technically she will get out of prison at somepoint and someone like CD (cross dresser) will marry her. There was one of my first girlfriends, she was 4'10 and 90lbs. We broke up and she got herpes, went on an extreme downward spiral, ended up in porn. She still found someone to marry her.

Men on the otherhand. Well, they have to be charming. They call me prince charming, so I also found a nice 6 footer for giant children. After dating someone so small, I felt strange, so went for a giant.
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Old 11-01-2022, 10:46 AM
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It is real in my colon. I ate so much candy last night. Holy shit that was a lot of candy. I do it once a year and thought it was just a wet fart but loaded my underpants with some slick stuff.

I think it was the DOTS at the end of my binge. Oh god, I have so much left, there is literally over 60 pounds of candy here. I think I will have to give it away. There is a lot of old people here, they love candy.

Oh man, this is wild. Anyway. Demographic shifts are no big deal since after the cyclic destruction you always have the hyperborean mindset returning and coming around.

4 winds, cyclic migration, good times.

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My colon and lower intestines are so inflamed r now. The dicktors blame hummus. Guess ill stick to French fries and applesauce.
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Old 11-01-2022, 10:49 AM
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covid showcased how easily people believe what the TV tells them
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Old 11-01-2022, 10:54 AM
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My colon and lower intestines are so inflamed r now. The dicktors blame hummus. Guess ill stick to French fries and applesauce.
I never eat sugar. Its such a rare thing for me my gut bacteria go ape shit. Its a nice reset every once and a while. I am technically a vegetarian with a caveat; I will eat meat, but only if its free!

You really want to reset your colon go grab an XL chance unflared.
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Old 11-01-2022, 11:01 AM
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lets also not forget the libfucks that let BLM burn down small businesses during pandemic summer yet barred churches from in person congregations


fuck this bullshit idea of "pandemic amnesty" and fuck all the people that berated others in public for not wearing a mask or getting a completely garbage "vaccine"
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Old 11-01-2022, 11:03 AM
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I never eat sugar. Its such a rare thing for me my gut bacteria go ape shit. Its a nice reset every once and a while. I am technically a vegetarian with a caveat; I will eat meat, but only if its free!

You really want to reset your colon go grab an XL chance unflared.
Damn I Googled that because I honestly didn't know what tf it was.
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Old 11-01-2022, 11:04 AM
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It was a peaceful protest (mostly) and they all wore masks and it was like, at night, covid is afraid of the dark.

I am glad though everyone got sick and tired of racial injustice, WE DID IT GUYS!

Amazing how many more murders have happened in more horrible circumstances, but without the funding it didnt really go anywhere.

THEY HAD INSURANCE ANYWAY LOL.

I remember watching some great livestreams and it was always weird how some of the cities had their own vehicles parked around, then someone would always set them on fire.

TAX WRITE OFF

Seriously though guys. Its ok. I know you wanted to throw us all in gulags and fine, fire, destroy our lives because we wouldnt submit, but its over now! I guess we were just proven to be strong ;3
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Old 11-01-2022, 11:05 AM
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Damn I Googled that because I honestly didn't know what tf it was.
They go on sale every few weeks, you can get flops that have minor imperfections and pick up that bad boy for for $140.
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