Akyra's A F***ING C*NT

[Knuckle]

Originally Posted by Knightmare [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I emphasized the key phrase here. Fricken Connecticut and it's stupid laws.

Ya know when I drive up to New Hampshire I am awed by the fact that there are massive state owned liquor outlets on the sides of the highway selling booze to speeding motorists. Hell they even post huge signs on the highway announcing them! That one can walk into a Walmart there and find a wine section. Hell down south I've seen drive-thru alcohol shops! And yet we here can't even get it from a damn grocery store on Sunday or any weekday if it's too late at night [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'd say I was sorry to hijack the rant but, ya know, I think this is truly a valid bitch.

i worked at a liqour store and we had a drive thru, a bell would ring when someone would pull up. I got tipped as much as 20 bucks sometimes. Some people would order a cup of ice, a can of coke, and a pint of rum/whiskey/vodka.....

[azeth]

Originally Posted by Knuckle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Some people would order a cup of ice, a can of coke, and a pint of rum/whiskey/vodka.....

derail: this reminds me so clearly of my last drive to Maine for Harmony Fest, 5 hr drive on ginger ale, crown royal, and the finest marge available.

[Ihealyou]

Turnpike rest stops should sell alcohol AoD?

[azeth]

i'm an excellent drunk driver.

[Eldaran]

Originally Posted by azeth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i'm an excellent drunk driver.

until you get caught. good luck with that.

[azeth]

Originally Posted by Eldaran [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

until you get caught. good luck with that.

caught? young doctor's don't get in trouble friend.

[Eldaran]

Originally Posted by azeth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

caught? young doctor's don't get in trouble friend.

You must be a young proctologist cause you sound like an asshole. People who brag about drunk driving have to be young with no responsibility and nothing to lose. It's gonna be real cool when you are trying to bum rides from people like me who can still drive because they know better.

My last ex girlfriend used to say "i drive better drunk than when i'm sober". She was a dumb bitch.


What the F was this thread about before I started typing this? lol I'm lost... wanna leave work and get my weekend going for real.

[azeth]

Originally Posted by Eldaran [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

You must be a young proctologist cause you sound like an asshole..

legitmately the funniest response to a young doctor comment on the forum. gg

[Eldaran]

Originally Posted by azeth [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

legitmately the funniest response to a young doctor comment on the forum. gg

Haha thanks man. Safe driving this weekend btw.

[Hasbinbad]

I hope the person you kill while driving drunk is yourself. ..and your mother.. ..and your father.. ..so that no more irresponsible wastes of oxygen comprised of your particular gene pool are spawned.