Beware, this can happen to you to!!!

[kaluppo]

I call BS. Anyone who plays a 20 year old game does not have a wife. They left us all years ago. And for the record, sitting a blow up doll next to a computer does not count as a wife or a second player.

Just sayin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[Swish]

Originally Posted by kaluppo [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

And for the record, sitting a blow up doll next to a computer does not count as a wife or a second player.

What about pets? My cat likes trading.

[Tunabros]

Originally Posted by Swish [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What about pets? My cat likes trading.

ban all EC fat cats

[kuuky]

Originally Posted by Couchgod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My younger brother was in a surfing accident several years ago when he wiped out really bad, and was under water for nearly 10 minutes and repeatedly stung by jellyfish.

Since then, I've tried to live up to the motto from the greatest film of all time, New Jack City: I AM my brother's keeper.

He is still paralyzed from all the many jellyfish stings he suffered that day, but I take care of him, and I play his favorite game with him, Everquest.

Due to his paralysis, and the fact his hands are still swollen 10x normal size because of the sheer number of jellyfish stings he had suffered (this was a few years ago), he cannot control his character, but he communicates to me by winking the one eye that is not paralyzed -- "C-O-M-P-L-E-T-E _ H-E-A-L _ I-N-C" he'll blink at me in Morse code, and that is how I know I am supposed to have his char cast complete heal on me so I don't die.

After we kill a mob, he blinks Y-A-A-A-A-A-S-S-S at me, and let me tell you, I wouldn't trade that feeling for a million dollars.

So, GM's, this is what you have ruined. My brother woke up and winked at me this morning, "M-A-Y-B-E _ T-H-E-R-E _ I-S _ N-O _ G-O-D."

So, thanks gm's. Thanks.

Hot damn did this make me laugh. To the Op sorry you got banned you may have been legit but damn this shit is funny.

[Ruhtar]

Originally Posted by Couchgod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My younger brother was in a surfing accident several years ago when he wiped out really bad, and was under water for nearly 10 minutes and repeatedly stung by jellyfish.

Since then, I've tried to live up to the motto from the greatest film of all time, New Jack City: I AM my brother's keeper.

He is still paralyzed from all the many jellyfish stings he suffered that day, but I take care of him, and I play his favorite game with him, Everquest.

Due to his paralysis, and the fact his hands are still swollen 10x normal size because of the sheer number of jellyfish stings he had suffered (this was a few years ago), he cannot control his character, but he communicates to me by winking the one eye that is not paralyzed -- "C-O-M-P-L-E-T-E _ H-E-A-L _ I-N-C" he'll blink at me in Morse code, and that is how I know I am supposed to have his char cast complete heal on me so I don't die.

After we kill a mob, he blinks Y-A-A-A-A-A-S-S-S at me, and let me tell you, I wouldn't trade that feeling for a million dollars.

So, GM's, this is what you have ruined. My brother woke up and winked at me this morning, "M-A-Y-B-E _ T-H-E-R-E _ I-S _ N-O _ G-O-D."

So, thanks gm's. Thanks.

Your brother is truly an inspiration to us all.

10/10 would read again.

[Goods]

Originally Posted by Couchgod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

My younger brother was in a surfing accident several years ago when he wiped out really bad, and was under water for nearly 10 minutes and repeatedly stung by jellyfish.

Since then, I've tried to live up to the motto from the greatest film of all time, New Jack City: I AM my brother's keeper.

He is still paralyzed from all the many jellyfish stings he suffered that day, but I take care of him, and I play his favorite game with him, Everquest.

Due to his paralysis, and the fact his hands are still swollen 10x normal size because of the sheer number of jellyfish stings he had suffered (this was a few years ago), he cannot control his character, but he communicates to me by winking the one eye that is not paralyzed -- "C-O-M-P-L-E-T-E _ H-E-A-L _ I-N-C" he'll blink at me in Morse code, and that is how I know I am supposed to have his char cast complete heal on me so I don't die.

After we kill a mob, he blinks Y-A-A-A-A-A-S-S-S at me, and let me tell you, I wouldn't trade that feeling for a million dollars.

So, GM's, this is what you have ruined. My brother woke up and winked at me this morning, "M-A-Y-B-E _ T-H-E-R-E _ I-S _ N-O _ G-O-D."

So, thanks gm's. Thanks.

Your brother is a living legend...

[kuuky]

Originally Posted by Couchgod [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

After we kill a mob, he blinks Y-A-A-A-A-A-S-S-S at me, and let me tell you, I wouldn't trade that feeling for a million dollars.

I just reread this and holy crap this part gets me every time. F-ing hysterical.

[Evia]

The visuals i received from reading couchgods story were emmy worthy. Definitely a top post of the year.

[Topgunben]

I know this thread had a familiar ring to it.

https://www.project1999.com/forums/s...highlight=Wife

[BiG SiP]

ah, oleris got promoted to elf janny
forgot about him [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]