Kagatob

[runlvlzero]

Ok so I googled it and found the profile lol...

Kagatob I was like you 15 years ago. You have me to look forward to as yourself once you go through some personal development.

Though depending on your current relationship(s) your growth as a sapient hominid might be stifled.

Also lol... delete that profile... seriously. You need like 3 sentences, anyone who's looking for a piece of ass isn't ever going to read more than like the first 3 words and look at your picture. Profiles like that just scare away 90% of normal people. TBH would scare me away 2, just by looking at the wording and sentence structure, I would be afraid of being axe murdered by an OCD, with eidetic memory and no emotions.

[runlvlzero]

Originally Posted by runlvlzero [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Ok so I googled it and found the profile lol...

Kagatob I was like you 15 years ago. You have me to look forward to as yourself once you go through some personal development.

Though depending on your current relationship(s) your growth as a sapient hominid might be stifled.

Also lol... delete that profile... seriously. You need like 3 sentences, anyone who's looking for a piece of ass isn't ever going to read more than like the first 3 words and look at your picture. Profiles like that just scare away 90% of normal people. TBH would scare me away 2, just by looking at the wording and sentence structure, I would be afraid of being axe murdered by an OCD, with eidetic memory and no emotions.

AKA you sound like a computer that isn't even able to pass a turing test.

[moklianne]

Yeah, alter that profile big time. Remove any pic with anime in it. It will just scare people off. The vast majority of Americans don't understand the fascination with anime. They just see it as cartoon porno, so when they see anime posters and you wearing that shirt (oh god, remove that shirt), they say "this is what he is openly adminitting, what is he hiding?"

The idea is to get them involved enough with who you are, so that you can ease them into things that culture as a whole finds weird later on. It is possible to find younger people that love anime a lot, but those relationships are usually fleeting. Young people get around, ya know?

[radditsu]

Wait. Didnt he say he was engaged? Dirty cheater.

[Skywarp]

After Googling Kagatob, I practically shit myself with laughter reading that profile. You will never get laid in America by a mature woman. Dude. You cross dress at conventions? What kind of woman are you after? After minoring in psychology I'm not sure I could classify you. Hannibal Lector could not be classified.

[Ahldagor]

that okcupid profile is hilarious. this thread is a solid 9/10.
kagatob sounding like hbb with the anime defense though...

[Shannacore]

Almost 24 hours since Kagatob has posted in this thread, did we hurt his feels?

[MrSparkle001]

Originally Posted by Shannacore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Almost 24 hours since Kagatob has posted in this thread, did we hurt his feels?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...petcrWFk#t=133

He's busy at the moment.

[Kagatob]

Originally Posted by Shannacore [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Almost 24 hours since Kagatob has posted in this thread, did we hurt his feels?

Don't flatter yourselves, I hardly post on my days off.

I've only pointed out about a dozen times that not only is the profile old (aka I met someone), but all of the "advise" is idiotic since the whole point of the profile was to scare away "normal" (boring) women in the first place. Guess what? It worked.

You idiots never learn though so the thread keeps moving. Don't worry I'll be back posting up a storm on Saturday when I go back to work. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

[radditsu]

Killed himself.

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