First World Problems

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Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I have watched chicks and couples on cam4 and stuff but I have never tipped or gone into a private session with anyone. I feel like it's supper cheesy and fake. Same thing with strip clubs, like when the stripper sits at your table and hangs out, pretends like she's really in to you, etc... Waitress comes over and asks if you would like to buy the "lady" a $15 sprite, lol.

Fuck that noise.

I had phone sex with a girl I knew once and it just got really silly, after I splooged I sort of lost interest and left her hanging, lol, "um yeah I'm doing you hard now", hurry up, Star Trek is starting in 5 minutes....

I had to cut her off after she started Instant Messaging me at work telling me about what she was fantasizing I was doing to her and stuff, lol, was too funny.

Originally Posted by Hitchens [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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hahahaha

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Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I had phone sex with a girl I knew once and it just got really silly, after I splooged I sort of lost interest and left her hanging, lol, "um yeah I'm doing you hard now", hurry up, Star Trek is starting in 5 minutes....

I had to cut her off after she started Instant Messaging me at work telling me about what she was fantasizing I was doing to her and stuff, lol, was too funny.

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Picard would have understood if you wern't there...

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Originally Posted by dredge [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Aren't you suppose to masturbate with the palm of your hand, and not the back?
I'm guessing it would be wise to next time to not use a straight razor as well. Just sayin...

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Originally Posted by Strifer [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

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Picard would have understood if you wern't there...

and strifer hits another one outta the park!

seriously dude this + your sig (fucking awesome) makes you one of my favorite people on here.


Also,

Originally Posted by dredge

Not fired, but probably lose a rank, security clearance level and moved out of the forensics division :-( That would suck, I have come to enjoy living with my brother and his kids here in the windy city.

What the fuck dude? why the hell are you posting this kind of shit? You're just asking for trouble.

[Tarathiel]

Originally Posted by gotrocks [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

What the fuck dude? why the hell are you posting this kind of shit? You're just asking for trouble.

the real question is why did he high jack my perfectly good thread about strippers and cam girls and turn it into another "omg how pathetic is dredge thread?"

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high jack = hijack when stoned, apparently

[gotrocks]

Originally Posted by Tarathiel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

the real question is why did he high jack my perfectly good thread about strippers and cam girls and turn it into another "omg how pathetic is dredge thread?"

dude 100% agreed.

-100 pts to dredge.