Steak:

[Tarathiel]

meat is murder

[Orruar]

Originally Posted by Tarathiel [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

meat is murder

Only if you're Hannibal Lecter

[Hasbinlulz]

Originally Posted by Misto [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hasbinbad gave up trying to prove he's a decent cook.

You miss me baby? Want some hugs?

I'm a super decent cook.

I don't have the practice on plating and taking pictures of dishes that some people have maybe, but what I cook makes a super solid turd and makes you think of boobs while you chew.

[Lexical]

Originally Posted by Hasbinlulz [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I'm a super decent cook.

What does this even mean? It is like you are saying you are a phenomenally adequate chef, a divinely mediocre culinary, a masterfully tolerable baker.

[Lexical]

culinarian**

[Smyd]

Originally Posted by Ephirith [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Hostility toward skillful preparation is usually an attempt to mask culinary ignorance brought about by poverty and/or general retardation.

You're probably the asshole at the barbecue who insists the burgers be served raw because it's manly.

FUCK! i HATE poverty stricken retards.

Also, dredge has trolled us so hard. I can also claim to have worked somewhere and post fabulous dishes from google. Recipe of gtfo, asshole.

Well... a recipe, or tits. Either will do.

Kiss you all, except dredge, until such a time that he can produce a recipe that the whole of p99 can enjoy.

[dredge]

Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

As a vegan this thread and Dredge's diet in particular are vomit-worthy, but since it's become yet another Dredge Meltdown Thread I am at least sporting a boner. Would read again.

Your going to be so proud of me, I think I got a job as a cook at a Vegan restaurant today and I'm not even joking, it's through a facebook friend, I guess he was impressed with my portfolio or something.

[Hailto]

Vegan is so dumb, vegetarian i can understand. But being such a pussy you won't eat eggs or dairy products is inexcusable.

[dredge]

Actually, I'm not sure what you would call the menu, the owner is a Vegan macro biotic but I read something that sounded like a fresh fish dish, unless it was faux fish or something, I'm meeting him for lunch tomorrow

[dredge]

I never pass up a chance to learn something new.