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Old 10-04-2011, 11:37 PM
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Old 10-05-2011, 12:10 AM
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So my penis to large for my friends Vagina. She is concerned. Now I told her the vagina is like a muscle and has to get use to such things. However, much like piercing I imagine they make Vagina Tapers to get it to open more. My question is has anyone expierenced this problem, and are the effects long lasting? Quite frankly I imagine it will be painful to her if I put it in , but the plus side it will feel amazin for me. Now with pleasure comes sacrafice for some. So if I want it to get smaller again , will it ever get to the point is currently is , if I find a way to enlarge the hole. Your thoughts and opinons thanks
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I don't know how to help you visage as I do not pick my friends up off of the playground.
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Old 10-05-2011, 01:17 AM
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Old 10-05-2011, 02:50 AM
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So I had a dream that I got my wang inside. And I was teleported through a black hole.... Through space and time... After I realized it was just a dream woke up and I ended up peeing the bed. True story bros~
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Old 10-05-2011, 03:58 AM
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Hmm... so you had a dream you were having sex with a woman and woke up peeing the bed... this after questioning how to pleasure a woman...

Are you sure you're not gay?
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Old 10-05-2011, 04:00 AM
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idk why you guys post in this guys threads
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Old 10-05-2011, 04:36 AM
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what is up with the fucking people on this board and tildes?
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Old 10-05-2011, 04:37 AM
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by people i meant faggots and girls
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Old 10-05-2011, 07:32 AM
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Hmm... so you had a dream you were having sex with a woman and woke up peeing the bed... this after questioning how to pleasure a woman...

Are you sure you're not gay?
Today I'm gay, than going back to straight tomorrow. Obv~
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Old 10-05-2011, 04:25 PM
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I am a beautiful snowflake ! DAMN U!

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Since it's unrealistic to expect you to stop with the vaginal sand, maybe eventually you'll get enough in there that you can make a little sandcastle-nutsack out of it
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Sex leads to kissing, and the next thing you know they expect conversation.
Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself.
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