TMO crys to GMS gets Tolans BP - Page 8

Diggles · #1 08-18-2011, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilMallet [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

except for the problem where we don't /guildwar too.

"we"? We wouldn't let some shithead with a wtfcomics avatar in our guild.

If we /guildwar'd, I'd expect us to be able to kill the asshole with our Tolans and loot it back.

Bubbles · #2 10-24-2012, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Knuckle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Let me paint a picture for you folks.

My name is John Smith, I live an average life, I have an apartment that I share with my girlfriend, shes slightly overweight but I don't mind, she fucked the first night after I met her at the bar.

Anyway I had a rough chlldhood growing up, I was skinny and pale and got picked on at school. During highschool I got into this game Everquest. It was really cool, I was a complete badass in this virtual world, you don't even understand. I made a gnome named diggles. I was like the main dude on raids that everyone wanted to right click in EC. I didn't go to parties or get drunk because I had better things to do, I was fucking wood elves.

Fast forward back to the present, I get home from my shitty job and the girlfriends bitching at me cuz we don't go out, so I put on my headphones and zone out to some EQ Raiding where I'm still the topdog 10 years later. What THE FUCK. The gms gave trak to this scrub guild. Man these guys have no idea who their fucking with. My glasses steamed up and I got out my inhaler and went on the message board to really let them know who they had just fucked with, this was DIGGLES motherfucker, I'm the hardest internet nerd they've ever met, I will play 48 hours straight on everquest without leaving the chair, I will call rogean IRL and scream and cry and threaten to commit suicide untill I'm happy. I'm the boss.

-Diggles

If there was a RnF HOF, this would definitely be worthy of page 1 lol.

JenJen · #3 08-18-2011, 05:57 PM

/thread

Diggles · #4 08-18-2011, 05:57 PM

That post is a fucking lie, Rogean doesn't answer my calls.

Diggles · #5 08-18-2011, 06:16 PM

Knuckle, come baaaack

Popt · #6 08-18-2011, 06:24 PM

Thread should be locked after that Knuckle post

EvilMallet · #7 08-18-2011, 06:34 PM

i'm still a little fuzzy on the memory, don't you have to both do it

eastadam55 · #8 08-18-2011, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by EvilMallet [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

i'm still a little fuzzy on the memory, don't you have to both do it

lol the bitches would be too afraid to /guildwar for boss fights

deakolt · #9 08-18-2011, 06:36 PM

^ this guy really cares about loot

Diggles · #10 08-18-2011, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by deakolt [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

^ this guy really cares about loot

Let's say you bought a new motorcycle.

When you purchase it, some fat kid outside says, "HEY, I WAS ABOUT TO BUY THAT", and runs over to the salesman and cries about it, and the salesman takes your motorcycle and gives it to the fat kid.

Yeah.