😭 I went on a date with Aziz Ansari. It turned into the worst night of my life

[Patriam1066]

I'm glad I raised my daughter not to associate with males of lower races and religions

[skarlorn]

*swaggers in with his Huge Czech Cock and Central Texas Aristocracy*

*winks at Patriam's daughter*

would you care for a kolache m'dear?

[Kaight]

BUT HE GAVE HER WHITE FUCKING WINE!!!!!!!!!!

[JurisDictum]

Originally Posted by Kaight [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

BUT HE GAVE HER WHITE FUCKING WINE!!!!!!!!!!

Like a 23 year old knows good wine/food pairing.

[skarlorn]

Originally Posted by Kaight [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

BUT HE GAVE HER WHITE FUCKING WINE!!!!!!!!!!

White wine pairs better with cigarettes, or in this case brown Indian manlet penis

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

*swaggers in with his Huge Czech Cock and Central Texas Aristocracy*

*winks at Patriam's daughter*

would you care for a kolache m'dear?

She's happily married bruh and very Methodist like her husband

*says "Good Luck" in a brooding moslem voice like the Albanian in Taken*

[skarlorn]

Methodist just like my granma

I was born at Houston methodist

Check mate

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by JurisDictum [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Like a 23 year old knows good wine/food pairing.

Buddy my faggoty ass yuppie kids did. I have to beg my sons to have a beer with me

[Patriam1066]

Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Methodist just like my granma

I was born at Houston methodist

Check mate

My son works there small world man!!!!!!!

[maskedmelon]

i am insufficiently schooled in wines. only tried a few and all tasted like ass :c i did learn that i liek sake though (*^^*)