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love hearing about this thread in TMO's teamspeak
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On a side note, the point based Leaderboard was better in that regard. If MM/CB/UR were removed from point gain I think it'd actually be a pretty good side game for those that don't enjoy raiding alongside 90 other people. | |||
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Step 1. It is best to have some visual to jerk off to. In my case, I've
used a dead animal such as a vole or a raccoon but i recommend the usage of hardcore pornography. Your nearby waldenbooks or strouds will contain vast amounts of this material available simply for the taking. Step 2. Find something to beat off with. Here an animal corpse will also suffice, but I find that a good set of mitts or industrial gloves will work well. Avoid anything with asbestos. Step 3. Now jerk it, jerk it you fucking whore. Jerk it like you're a russian prostitute who has to work really hard for every ruble you earn. Step 4. Finally, blow your sweet load you dumb bitch. It is important that you prepare in advance (step 0) by choosing an adequate receptacle for your spurt, called the jerknap. This jerknap is vitally important to the success of your endeavor: If you choose the wrong then your seed will be wasted for all time and you will go straight to hell (the bad hell, not the one with the prostitutes). Any garment will suffice, although feminine frilly things are highly recommended in order to help you forget that you're all alone. Step 5: Now that you've jerked it but good, the haze of endorphins and sleepy eyes will prevent the crushing pressures of depression from killing yourself for another three to six hours. Buy a falafel or something.
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Eslade Dwarf Paladin (Cazic Thule Server)#elfpals discord | |||
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