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Old 12-01-2015, 02:33 PM
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Is falling in the boat in OT and getting YT'ed 100 to 0 a thing?
Didn't this happen over a year ago ? Time to move on
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Old 12-01-2015, 02:43 PM
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Old 12-01-2015, 02:46 PM
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Why would meaningless pvp deaths that provide literally no penalty of any kind put a guild on the brink of collapse? The only people who play this game like it's an ELO Rated RTS are in the same guild <Friends>, everyone else doesn't care.
Actually, I was referring to the fact that half their guild just left for empire and those that are left will no doubt be applying soon. I'd also disagree that <friends> are the only ones that play like that. As far as I know CS rarely PVE's and there are about 15 or so Empire that actively go looking for small scale pvp. All of which care about their K/D to some degree (as stupid as that m,ay sound to you). Either way, who cares?

On a side note, the point based Leaderboard was better in that regard. If MM/CB/UR were removed from point gain I think it'd actually be a pretty good side game for those that don't enjoy raiding alongside 90 other people.
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Old 12-01-2015, 02:47 PM
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Old 12-01-2015, 02:52 PM
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On a side note, the point based Leaderboard was better in that regard. If MM/CB/UR were removed from point gain I think it'd actually be a pretty good side game for those that don't enjoy raiding alongside 90 other people.
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Old 12-01-2015, 02:56 PM
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the word "cuck" is being overused/misused way too much

it was never funny in the first place
I agree it's overused but it was funny for awhile.
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Old 12-01-2015, 03:07 PM
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Step 1. It is best to have some visual to jerk off to. In my case, I've
used a dead animal such as a vole or a raccoon but i
recommend the usage of hardcore pornography. Your nearby
waldenbooks or strouds will contain vast amounts of this material
available simply for the taking.

Step 2. Find something to beat off with. Here an animal corpse will
also suffice, but I find that a good set of mitts or industrial
gloves will work well. Avoid anything with asbestos.

Step 3. Now jerk it, jerk it you fucking whore. Jerk it like you're a
russian prostitute who has to work really hard for every ruble you earn.

Step 4. Finally, blow your sweet load you dumb bitch. It is important
that you prepare in advance (step 0) by choosing an adequate
receptacle for your spurt, called the jerknap. This jerknap is vitally
important to the success of your endeavor: If you choose the wrong
then your seed will be wasted for all time and you will go straight to
hell (the bad hell, not the one with the prostitutes). Any garment
will suffice, although feminine frilly things are highly recommended
in order to help you forget that you're all alone.

Step 5: Now that you've jerked it but good, the haze of endorphins and
sleepy eyes will prevent the crushing pressures of depression from
killing yourself for another three to six hours. Buy a falafel or
something.
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Step 1. It is best to have some visual to jerk off to. In my case, I've
used a dead animal such as a vole or a raccoon but i
recommend the usage of hardcore pornography. Your nearby
waldenbooks or strouds will contain vast amounts of this material
available simply for the taking.

Step 2. Find something to beat off with. Here an animal corpse will
also suffice, but I find that a good set of mitts or industrial
gloves will work well. Avoid anything with asbestos.

Step 3. Now jerk it, jerk it you fucking whore. Jerk it like you're a
russian prostitute who has to work really hard for every ruble you earn.

Step 4. Finally, blow your sweet load you dumb bitch. It is important
that you prepare in advance (step 0) by choosing an adequate
receptacle for your spurt, called the jerknap. This jerknap is vitally
important to the success of your endeavor: If you choose the wrong
then your seed will be wasted for all time and you will go straight to
hell (the bad hell, not the one with the prostitutes). Any garment
will suffice, although feminine frilly things are highly recommended
in order to help you forget that you're all alone.

Step 5: Now that you've jerked it but good, the haze of endorphins and
sleepy eyes will prevent the crushing pressures of depression from
killing yourself for another three to six hours. Buy a falafel or
something.
You should become a life coach
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