Real life Facts about yourself (Lite Hype!)

[SamwiseRed]

I am wearing my red wings jersey at work today. It is my very subtle Halloween costume.

[Slathar]

I have never had a "real" job, yet I have assets exceeding 7 figures.

I am an addict (gambling, food, the scrubbing of my scalp).

Mother loves me this I know.

I am of sound mind and weight.

I have 14 level 60s in Everquest emulation.

[Plackers]

I'm a professional Everquest player. I pay the bills streaming Everquest.

[Malevz]

I'm shocked I wasn't mocked for being a tranny. I know Empire celebrates my alternate lifestyle choices but on this message board I expected more mocking.

[Sylexis]

I sometimes secretly wish internet trolls and bad players were stabbed in the face.

Repeatedly.

With a rusted spork.

The above statements may or may not be true.

[iruinedyourday]

Originally Posted by Sylexis [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I sometimes secretly wish internet trolls and bad players were stabbed in the face.

Repeatedly.

With a rusted spork.

The above statements may or may not be true.

hehe idk whats worse the person who likes to heckle people for a luagh or the person who wants hecklers to be stabbed in the fac....

...wait no, I know which one is worse.

[Farzo]

-i wake up with morning wood

[Deluxeee]

Lite has the best story imo.

[Sylexis]

I once won an underwater pumpkin carving contest when I worked for a dive shop in the Caribbean.

[Varren]

I am dressing up as Paul Bunyan for Halloween. With my double bladed axe and my hobnail boots I go where the timber's tall. Mostly cause my boy is obsessed with pioneers and going as Daniel Boone. Wife rolling as Babe.