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EXT: RIVERVALE ENTER FILBUS, HAGGARD AND WAN the gods are silent my lips crack as they move I do not resemble the halfling rotund and dapper, as I once was HOBBITS POUR INTO CENTRAL RIVERVALE FROM THE BANK AND FOOL'S GOLD INN. THEY ARE ALL WEARING BLACK GARB. THEIR CHEEKS, USUALLY MERRY AND ROSY, ARE SUNKEN. THEY SING IN UNISON. ashes ashes our joy is ashes in our mouth the grocer got roasted and now our roasts all turn to ash ONE BY ONE, THE HALFLINGS FALL TO THE GROUND. | ||
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![]() ^ pras!
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![]() I need to find my Screenshot of me me telling Sirken i miss Greengrocer and him responding he hates me. Good times
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![]() The questions bubble up like farts trapped in a vat of molasses
1) Is Portasaurus even REALLY banned? or did he upload an image saying "This user was banned" and then put it as his avatar? 2) WHERE did he get the Cheese? Sources would have to be upper echelon. What connections does he have??? Maybe made the wrong person angry. Had to go into hiding(?) 3) Who really IS the Greengrocer? Green in the name... green in the name, what could it mean? who else has this... the eye of the illuminati in the green pyramid behind the meat. Just another idea Guiding me further into the Darkness of this Quest 4) Greengrocer. Portasaurus. Theback. The three executives of <Nomsanto Industries>. The triangle pyramid has three points. Nomsanto Industries has six syllables and two words. 6/2 = 3. Greengrocer's boxed lunch contains a Mammoth Sandwich, cookie, and drink. Three items. Connection to the illuminati? 5) IF he is connected to the illuminati... and I am joking of course. That would be crazy. Not even a real thought. But just another question. IF he's connected... then is he really in jail? or is the photo of him in jail just a farce? Just another thing to lead us to think he isn't still running the black meat market... or should I say the meat black market 6) IF he isn't banned. in jail... dead... could he be with Tupac? in the islands? tropics maybe? he did mention he didn't need any more ripened mangos... | ||
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Gnawlunzs Phrogphry
Master Angler, Baker, Cadger, Drunk "If you can't eat a frog, then eat two." | ||||
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![]() I have been observing this situation for some time now from the shadows. Will we ever truly find out his fate?
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Height Impediment - 60 Assling Cleric
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![]() No one really knows WHY the grocer was banned. But here are the facts.
#1 Portasaurus asked to hire someone's children to "hold his meat." #2 Greengrocer loved to give people sandwiches #3 Sandwiches = Subway #4 What is the connection between Greengrocer AKA Portasaurus and Subway? #5 Portasaurus recently started an E-COMMERCE thread.. working to promote Subway? #6 Jared Fogle famously promoted subway #7 Jared Fogle was banned for having "children hold his meat" #8 Subway and Jared "broke up" but who is to say that Jared isn't still on the dole, working to promote their products through E-COMMERCE? Now... this connection might seem a little crazy... like a bit of a conspiracy. How could I possibly be linking these two together, unless my case is being fed information from upper echelon of p99/Subway executives? But, look at this photographic evidence from Portasaurus' cell. [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] and now look at this recently captured photo of Jared [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.] These connections cannot be denied. THe evidence is coming up from all sides. Greengrocer is Jared Fogle. Subway is p99. | ||
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