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Old 06-09-2014, 01:43 PM
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Hmmm. Didn't include the pic. Ok. Whatever.
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Old 06-09-2014, 01:58 PM
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Ok I'm going to attempt a run down of this picture.
First he started drinking beer and singing Air Supply karaoke. Then he started balling his eyes out over his inability to converse with his crush so he had to take his glasses off. By the time he hit the chorus on his 8th attempt at All Out of Love, he decided to try to scotch tape his 10" black dong to himself in order to build his confidence. That didn't work so he grabbed the superglue. Finally having attached the dildo, he decided it was time to reward himself with some weed.

He found himself getting all into a tizzy after the weed and started rubbing tabasco sauce on his nipples while practiced making out with his stuffed animal. The bra came in not long after that. He decided he wanted to be his own girlfriend that night. The night descended into a flurry of beer, weed, and Santorum stained bed sheets.

At about 5 a.m. he was feeling a little puny, so he decided he needed some protein after an exhausting night of self abuse. Therefore the beef jerky.
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Old 06-09-2014, 02:02 PM
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Yes!!! I solved the puzzle. Level up!!!
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Old 06-09-2014, 03:05 PM
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Am I supposed to be insulted when you call me a hipster? Your stance against counterculture is really edgy bro. How can I become basic like you?

I can't wait to hear more about your vapid carnal conquests.
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Old 06-09-2014, 03:15 PM
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Old 06-09-2014, 03:19 PM
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Old 06-09-2014, 07:39 PM
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Finally got around to reading this thread.

Big disappointment.
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Old 06-09-2014, 07:44 PM
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Im crushing rnf today via library computer
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Old 06-10-2014, 04:19 AM
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Just seeing how my thread is doing before bed.
100 posts, 2k+ views. Nothing but mad.
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Old 06-10-2014, 06:30 AM
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